
Behind The Curtain On T-Day 205
Ant writes "MSN Encarta has Columnist Martha Brockenbrough's article on the myths of this American holiday. From the article: 'A lot of what we know to be true about Thanksgiving really isn't. Determining exactly what did happen is difficult. For starters, we don't even know for certain if the Pilgrims served turkey, although it's a strong possibility.'" Additionally, maotx writes "Contrary to popular belief, turkey does not make you sleepy. While purified tryptophan is a mild sleep-inducing agent, there is not enough in turkey to have a sedative affect. And on top of that, turkey isn't even unusually high in tryptophan compared to other foods, such as beef or soybeans. So for those of us enjoying turkey today, bring on the turkey and have a Happy Thanksgiving!"
Turkey is not a sedative (Score:3, Funny)
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Bzzzzttt.... (Score:5, Insightful)
There is on top of that a sleepiness after meals that comes from a dip in blood sugar once insulin kicks in following the ingeston of sugars. The feedback loop of blood sugar and insulin is usually a bit laggy.
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No, it's your family.
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Re:Turkey is not a sedative (Score:3, Funny)
By "element of turkey" do you mean Turkonium (Tu), the Turkey atom?
The first broken myth... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The first broken myth... (Score:3, Informative)
And that the Fourth of July is really on the 1st.
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While, as a Canadian, I agree with you, it should be noted, in all fairness to our cousins to the south, that the Canadian Thanksgiving used to be in November also, but it was moved to October when November 11th was established as Remembrance Day.
Re:The first broken myth... (Score:5, Interesting)
As for it being celebrated in October, it has more to do with Canada having a shorter growing season and that celebrating the harvest makes more sense near the end of harvest season in october. The holiday did bounce around a lot, but I don't think that Armistice day was the sole reason for the move to october.
http://www.pch.gc.ca/progs/cpsc-ccsp/jfa-ha/actio
Re:The first broken myth... (Score:2)
I stand corrected. Well, that's how it was explained to me, but obviously, it was not so simplistic. Old holidays seldom are. :-)
The Pilgrims should have served steak (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:The Pilgrims should have served steak (Score:3, Funny)
Would that be Canadian bacon, or American?
Us Canucks are lucky that way - nicely spread out for us
Well, I'm glad that it's good for you, because it totally screws those of us who are US and married to Canadians. Not only do I have to eat Turkey for a third time in October, but then I have to listen to all that drivel about how Canadian beer and cigarettes are so much better than those in the US, when it's obvious that the reverse is true. I think that all the cold up there has a b
Re:The Pilgrims should have served steak (Score:2)
In Canada it's not called "Canadian bacon", it's just called "bacon".
Canadian beer and cigarettes are so much better than those in the US, when it's obvious that the reverse is true.
You got facts to back up this claim? For the beer anyway?
I mean, really, who in their right mind can't tell that a Krispy Kreme donut is so much better than one from Tim Horton's?
Krispy Kreme made a hasty retreat back to the US when no one was eating them anymore. Though, I would p
Re:The Pilgrims should have served steak (Score:3, Insightful)
Uh, no. Canadian bacon is called back bacon in Canada. Bacon by itself is the same as what Americans call bacon.
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Re:The Pilgrims should have served steak (Score:3, Funny)
What you Americans call regular beer would be called "light" beer here. Regular beer in Canada has a much higher alcohol content.
I cannot comment on cigarettes since I don't smoke but Krispy Kremes are just sugar and lard. Where is the bloody flour? I'm guessing that you guys don't dunk your donuts in coffee.
Re:The Pilgrims should have served steak (Score:2)
This part is false. American beer (and alcohol in general) is sold as percent alcohol by weight (ABW) whereas Canadian beer (and almost everywhere else) is sold as percent alcohol by volume (ABV). They're actually quite comparable when you convert from one to another. A 5% ABV beer is roughly 4% ABW. The actual amount of alcohol in a beer is pretty much the same.
What you do fi
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America's a big place. We have cheap crappy beer, cheap not-crappy beer, and expenisve very-good beer.
Really, though, beer is all just a chemical water that tastes terrible. It just happens to be the most cost-effective and time-expensive way to imbible alcohol, which mnakes for a good fodder for those who prefer to drink for an extended period.
Re:The Pilgrims should have served steak (Score:2)
The situation is ofcourse quite different when it comes to micro-breweries et al, but then again, Joe Sixpack can't even pronounce microbrewery, not to mention visiting one and trying to have a b
Re:The Pilgrims should have served steak (Score:3, Interesting)
"microbreweries" are, by and large, no better than mass-produced beer. If you don't care for the thin beer that Budweiser et al produce (and many don't), there are darker beers produced by slightly smaller breweries, in
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Heretic!
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Re:Don't buy the 35lb turkey then. (Score:2)
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/23/turkey.eating.re
Tell me... (Score:5, Insightful)
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Native people I know don't "celebrate" this country's history as is encompassed in the myth of "Thanksgiving" or it's twin, Columbus Day. They instead mourn for those whose lives were taken so long ago. The story as has been told in school rooms for decades is fallacy that doesn't hold water. It glosses over the horrors that people of the First Nations were subjected to in the Americas. By just focusing on Tisquantum (or Squanto) you get a glipse of what hundreds of thousands of more people would eventually be subjected to. A good television series that goes in depth on what the Wampanoag Nation experianced is "500 Nations", available on DVD at the usual places.
It would great if the geek brethren that assembled here on
More on Tisquantum:
http://members.aol.com/calebj/squanto.html [aol.com]
And here's a more personal account of how one Native person spends the day with her family:
http://www.purewatergazette.net/nativeamericantha
Re:Tell me... (Score:2, Interesting)
Guess what. It's all old shit that I don't care about. And guess what? I'm not a hypocrit, because I'm not sitting around gorging on turkey and shit all day praying to baby jesus for the wonderful new car he gave me or... whatever.
I'm in the office, getting work done while others slack off. My Thanksgiving dinner will be a coke and a microwavable "hamburger" from the downstairs ven
Re:Tell me... (Score:5, Funny)
Thanksgiving. But they drink their Wild-Turkey. [wildturkeybourbon.com]
(one ticket to hell, window seat please)
Re:Tell me... (Score:5, Insightful)
Frankly, I'm tired of people trying to lay some trip on me because I'm a "white male". What the fuck did I have to do with buttraping the natives on this country and taking their land? Hey - I'm real sorry about how it all went down, but my family was from Russia and Germany - not Spain - and they only came over within the last century. And I'm pretty fucking sure they weren't royalty or had anything to do with or control to change what happened on this continent.
Should all the people who have migrated to Australia in the last decade be responsible for what Britain did to the aboriginies in the last century or two?
On the other hand, it does seem silly to celebrate. But isn't that the Christian way? Fuck someone over, make a holiday for it or take their holiday and make it their own.. voila. Kinda like the whole pagans and Christmas thing. Or the pagans and easter thing.
Interestingly enough, it does still seem to be what is tought in school, which is fairly amazing.
Re:Tell me... (Score:2)
"Isn't that awful?" I asked.
"Ja! It's terrible vat vee did to der Jews in der Second World War, but Kristallnacht brings der whole family together."
When I pushed him on the matter he became defensive.
"It's not my fault!" he protested. "I didn't invent der holiday! My parents are from Croatia so it's nothing to do with me! I'm only twenty seven, for f*cks sake!"
I told him I wa
Not true (Score:2)
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I believe the "White man" reference was directed towards the very first settlers who in comparison to the Natives were lighter skinned, hence the description of "white".
Had darker skinned people from Africa settled, or yellow skinned from Asia, I'm sure the Natives would have said "Black man", or "Yellow man" instead. Which has no bearing on those people of the same skin colour today.
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There are lots and lots and lots of "white men" from countless other parts of the world.
I'm not saying it isn't an inflammatory statement. However, f
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I don't see the Indian tribes apologizing to each other. Where I grew up (Minnesota), the Ojibway drove the Dakota out of the forest over a period of time, stealing their land.
Lets face it: Human history is pretty damn cruel. If you survived, you are probably decended from some pretty mean bastards. Perhaps your ancestors got the short end of the stick recently, but that doesn't mean that they gave others the short end of the stick before that.
Re:Tell me... (Score:2)
Over there, the Natives are thankful for Spanish Flu anti-bodies.
Obj: Thanksgiving is in July... (Score:2, Funny)
At least for those of us in the UK
What the hell IS thanksgiving? (Score:1)
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But this is slashdot after all.
Re:What the hell IS thanksgiving? (Score:1)
Thanksgiving is closely related to harvest festivals that had long been a traditional holiday in much of Europe. The first North American celebration of these festivals by Europeans was held in Newfoundland by Martin Frobisher and the Frobisher Expedition in 1578. Another such festival occurred on December 4, 1619 when 38 colonists from Berkeley Parish in England disembarked in Virginia and gave thanks to God. Prior to this, there was also a Thanksgiving feast celebrated by Francisc
Re:What the hell IS thanksgiving? (Score:3, Interesting)
An extract from chapter 17 of the book Where White Men Fear to Tread, by Russell Means:
"When we met with the Wampanoag people, they told us that in researching the history of Thanksgiving, they had confirmed the oral history passed down through their generations. Most Americans know that Massasoit, chief of the Wampanoag had welcomed the so-called Pilgrim Fathers - and the seldom mentioned Pilgrim Mothers - to the shores
Re:What the hell IS thanksgiving? (Score:2)
Which is really sad. Doesn't the other 94% have anything to be thankful for, or is it that they're just so bitter about life that they can't see the blessings that they have?
Re:What the hell IS thanksgiving? (Score:2, Insightful)
We're thankful every day we're not living in America with arrogant pricks like you.
Thanksgiving existance outside US examples. (Score:2, Informative)
There is a trend, though, to "internationalize" these American celebrations, mainly for consuming purposes I guess (part of the globalization matters).
I'll let others talk about their experience.
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It has a fairly good write up, at least as far as I went into it. And it mentions football.
Happy thanksgiving to the Americans on /.
Disclaimer: I celebrated last month.
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To everybody who had a problem with my post (Score:2)
*Eyeing my troll mod and flame collection* YAH THINK ???
Re:What the hell IS thanksgiving? (Score:2)
*scanning my post* WHAT religion? I didn't mention that I had one.
Anyway, (since you doubtless notice by now that I have no problem expressing unpopular, controversial views!) no, I don't believe in forgiveness, not in the sense that the Judeo-Christian, mono-theist, patriarchial faiths do. Forgiveness to them means "You can kill, rape, rob, cheat, lie, any damn thing you want, and as long as you jump on your knees and go 'I confess I'm a sinner!' you're A-OK!" Se
Re:What the hell IS thanksgiving? (Score:2)
Perhaps, you should go on a sabbatical and look inside yourself. Chances are, you will not be as "holier than thou" after you examine your own soul. Then perhaps you will see that everyone has sinned.
Here is a little
Re:What the hell IS thanksgiving? (Score:2)
Genocide is a fucking "mistake"? And thoughts are the same thing as deeds? Listen, if you have more friends than I do, it's probably because your aim is off. By the way, whose religion is it again that has as it's central symbol a torturous execution device?
Re:What the hell IS thanksgiving? (Score:2)
I have news for you pal, northern Europe was populated by other humans before being displaced by migrations of Caucasians from the east. This type of "genocide" had been happening
And She Doesn't Even Touch the Biggest One (Score:3, Insightful)
But suggesting to most Americans that it wasn't the Pilgrims must be a little too much for some to consider.
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Celebration! (Score:2, Funny)
I'm Rick James (Score:2)
video here [thatvideosite.com]
I am thankful for... (Score:1, Funny)
How am I going to play with my girlfriend's toys? (Score:5, Funny)
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another critical article (Score:5, Interesting)
here's another part of it i found interesting:
-doviende [anarchocyclist.ca]
Re:another critical article (Score:5, Insightful)
Yes, I'm really going to have to talk to my grandparents about that. Oh, wait... that was almost 400 years ago.
Any chance we can just enjoy the tradition as it is currently enjoyed by millions of people? You know - in the general spirit of family togetherness, and blissfully minus too much of the commercialization (um, other than transportation use) that makes the rest of the holidays such a mess?
Re:another critical article (Score:3, Interesting)
absolutly right! who cares about the bloody history of how america was founded? its not like it has any baring on americas conduct in the world today or anything.
"those who forget history...."
Re:another critical article (Score:5, Insightful)
True, we could have just let the bloody regime that formed the colonies stay in power, and it could have had a non-stop, continual bloody fight with the French, the Spaniards, and everyone else with an interest in more land, gold, etc.
This will be easier: give me a run-down of the cultures and geographical spots that do not have a bloody history going back several centuries, so that we can get all of our societal guidance from them. Western Europe? Nope. Eastern Europe? Nope. Central/South America? Nope. Asia (in any quarter thereof? Nope. North America before the Europeans showed up? Nope. Australia? I could use a refresher on their history, but don't think that continent is free of bloodletting. Hmmm.
Yes, forgetting history can be an aspect of repeating it... but what makes you think that's a peculiarly American thing? Or that America's history is any more bloody than, say, the Middle East, or the Caucuses, or anyplace else? Now, review the most recent 200 or so years of global history, reviewing the frequency with which the people in each culture and country have had regular, peaceful, democratic changes in government every few years. The US has had its procession of leaders and representatives partially interrupted by one civil war, but has otherwise performed civilly, not bloodily.
At no point during that history has gathering around a table with family been somehow less about gathering around a table with family. Whether or not some sects or towns or states have made pronouncements along the way about other meanings of the (age old) harvest feasts held this time of year, such gatherings provide their own meaning - and for most people (not counting turkeys), it's peaceful and a moment to reflect on giving a damn about at least some members of our families.
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Things like slavery, Native American massacres, corruption, lynchings, etc are a fundamental part of what America is, but nobody wants to talk about it.
Thanksgiving can be whatever you want it to be, its just that for most people, it only reflects a stylized & idealized version of the past.
*I'd discuss how people are unaware of the facts behind thanksgiving in the same
Re:another critical article (Score:3, Interesting)
here's another quote from it, which references your response:
and i particularly like this one:
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You learn somthing everyday (Score:4, Interesting)
TWW
Re:You learn somthing everyday (Score:2)
I have allways considered thanksgiving day to be a hipocritical celebration based on propaganda instead of history. A celebration of the fact that history is nothing more than the legends of the empires.
Perhaps we should rewrite thanksgiving day to give it the meaning that you believed to be true. It is the least that we can do to apologize for the native american holocaust that we started after they helped us survive in t
Re:You learn somthing everyday (Score:4, Interesting)
(I don't know how old the tradition was, but the idea was you chased the spirit of the crop into a corner of the field, by harvesting the rest, then trapped it in a figurine made from the stalks of what was left. The following year, you planted the figurine, so releasing the crop spirits back into the field.)
Since Thanksgiving involves exactly the same basic elements, it seemed likely to me that the Pilgrims had borrowed from what they would already have known and merely shaped it to serve their purpose. I still believe there must have been some elements of that, but maybe nowhere near as much as I'd thought.
see what I mean (Score:2, Funny)
Tryptophan (Score:3, Insightful)
Tryptophan is an amino acid that is used by the brain to manufacture serotonin. It's present in all protein, and usually you have plenty of it in your bloodstream. However, it can only get into the brain piggybacked on another molecule, and it has to compete with other amino acids for this ride. One way to soak up the other amino acids is to produce insulin with a carbohydrate-only meal. The insulin removes enough of those amino acids to allow more tryptophan into the brain, thereby providing more raw material for serotonin production.
I'm sticking with the Prozac though.
A much better article (Score:2)
Today... (Score:2)
Let's celebrate!
*Ducks flying tomato*
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Why did they starve, why did they have plenty? (Score:5, Informative)
However, if we are going to discuss the "why"s and "wherefore"s, it would be educational to remember that William Branford, the first governor of the Plymouth colony, wrote it all up.
Here are some articles with links to the original:
From http://www.mises.org/story/336 [mises.org]
In his 'History of Plymouth Plantation,' the governor of the colony, William Bradford, reported that the colonists went hungry for years, because they refused to work in the fields. They preferred instead to steal food. He says the colony was riddled with "corruption," and with "confusion and discontent." The crops were small because "much was stolen both by night and day, before it became scarce eatable."
And from https://www.mises.org/story/1678 [mises.org]
The Pilgrims' unhappiness was caused by their system of common property (not adopted, as often asserted, from their religious convictions, but required against their will by the colony's sponsors). The fruits of each person's efforts went to the community, and each received a share from the common wealth. This caused severe strains among the members, as Colony Governor William Bradford recorded:
" . . . the young men . . . did repine that they should spend their time and strength to work for other men's wives and children without any recompense. The strong . . . had not more in division . . . than he that was weak and not able to do a quarter the other could; this was thought injustice. The aged and graver men to be ranked and equalized in labors and victuals, clothes, etc . . . thought it some indignity and disrespect unto them. And the men's wives to be commanded to do service for other men, as dressing their meat, washing their clothes, etc., they deemed it a kind of slavery, neither could many husbands well brook it."
Or if you really just want the undigested original:
http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/mod/1650bradford.h
"The experience that was had in this common course and condition, tried sundry years and that amongst godly and sober men, may well evince the vanity of that conceit of Plato's and other ancients applauded by some of later times; and that the taking away of property and bringing in community into a commonwealth would make them happy and flourishing; as if they were wiser than God. For this community (so far as it was) was found to breed much confusion and discontent and retard much employment that would have been to their benefit and comfort."
Bad reporter! No turkey for you! (Score:2)
First of all: EFFECT. Sheesh.
Secondly, the explanation "tryptophan" came about to awnser the question "why do we all feel sleepy after eating the turkey". So if the explanation is wrong, it doesn't mean the observation was: Double sheesh!
"Strong possibility" (Score:2)
Yes, an extremely strong possibility...given that the turkey was (heck, still is in certain parts of this fine country) an extremely abundant animal, and very commonly hunted by the natives (and later the colonists) for meat. It's almost a certainty that they did. And even if they did not, the turkey itself became such a common source of food for colonial Americans that it often helped keep famil
Religious or not ? (Score:2)
But the "relig" (religion, religious, etc.) doesn't even appear on the wiki page.
Now, I know it's probably not viewed as a religious festive day anymore, and more of a social/family gathering thing. But what do people here think ? Thanksgiving Day is a religiuous festive day - yes or no ?
Re:This story really effects my views on turkey! (Score:1)
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What would be the affect of that?
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Re:Think of the animals (Score:2, Interesting)
Same thing, really.