The New Face Lift 306
RiotXIX writes to tell us that US surgeons plan on moving forward with their newest experimental medical practice, a face transplant. Doctors have already succeeded in making this practice a reality with cadavers donated for medical research and will soon begin interviewing a shortlist of patients to determine who, if anyone, will be first up for this procedure. From the article: 'The chance it will work is around 50% and experts have expressed safety and ethical concerns about the procedure. The recipient would have to take powerful anti-rejection drugs for life, which carry considerable long-term health risks, says the Royal College of Surgeons of England, which formed a working party to look at the issue earlier this year.'
Ugh (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ugh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ugh (Score:5, Funny)
The chance it will work is around 50%
I'm not sure anymore, are we talking about face transplants or John Travolta's recent movie work?
EricSample chapter [memwg.com] from my latest book
Re:Ugh (Score:5, Funny)
John Travolta's recent work sucks because he's infested with Body Thetans. He knows the secrets of Xenu but can't seem to shake them. (see xenu.net [xenu.net] if ya don't know what I mean.
Re:Ugh-worst part of the movie was.. (Score:2, Interesting)
Face Off 2: Electric Bugaloo (Score:2, Funny)
Woo (Score:4, Funny)
I want Cowboy Neal's face, there's room to grow into it.
Movie about this? (Score:5, Funny)
I think it was called "Two Guys that Traded Faces".
Re:Movie about this? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Movie about this? (Score:2)
Re:Movie about this? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Movie about this? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Movie about this? (Score:5, Funny)
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Re:Movie about this? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Movie about this? (Score:2)
OOOhh! I know this one... (Score:2)
Re:Movie about this? (Score:3, Funny)
Relieved to find out I wasn't the only one dragged into a movie theater by my SO to see it. My main complaint about the movie was that I couldn't get a good seat; they
Anyone know... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Anyone know... (Score:2, Informative)
Believe it or not... (Score:3, Interesting)
BTW, he was burned while commiting arson. Go figure....
Re:Believe it or not... (Score:2)
Chicks always dig the bad boys.
Re:Anyone know... (Score:5, Funny)
Good luck!
Re:Anyone know... (Score:3, Insightful)
Actually, let me clarify - I don't have a problem with cosmetic surgery whatsoever - as long as people who have cosmetic (non-reconstructive) surgery don't have children.
Nobody wants to be with an ugly person. It's a biological and evolutionary thing. It's wrong to take an ugly person and cosmetically make them beautiful so that someone will procreate with them in the long run, continuing
let me be the first to say (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:let me be the first to say (Score:4, Interesting)
(sorry to hear about your wife, btw... unless you were speaking hypothetically)
Re:let me be the first to say (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:let me be the first to say (Score:2)
Re:let me be the first to say (Score:5, Funny)
Re:let me be the first to say (Score:5, Funny)
me too, especially as I thought it was still buried under the patio.
Re:let me be the first to say (Score:2)
Re:let me be the first to say (Score:5, Insightful)
Self-sourced grafts and reconstructive surgery sound like a much better idea to me, but then I'm not even an orderly, let alone a reconstructive plastic surgeon.
Re:let me be the first to say (Score:2, Insightful)
Maybe Jacqueline Saburido [helpjacqui.com] might disagree with you (Detailed story [helpjacqui.com]).
Why a transplant? (Score:4, Interesting)
Actually an impaired immune system - the drugs just suppress part of it. Still no fun though. (That part goes after cancers and virus-infested-but-functioning tissues, too, among other things...)
What I don't see is why they're replacing the whole skin. Why not take off the scar tissue and replace it with a collagen mask seeded with skin cells? This is done with many burn victims (along with at least one person who lost her whole dermis due to a rare drug reaction).
Perhaps it's because the damage is too deep and they need to replace the nerves, blood vessels, muscles, and other plumbing?
Finally... (Score:5, Funny)
What? You know you guys are ugly as sin, admit it!
(hey it's a joke!)
Re:Finally... (Score:2)
I'm guessing..
- The Rich
- The Criminally Insane
- The Rich & Criminally Insane
- The Rich & Criminally Insane with long criminal records and a need to disappear
Great for their needs thoughs. You transplant a face from person A to person B and the success (cough, survival) rate is 50%...
Re:Finally... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Finally... (Score:2)
Anyone know whatever happened to his plastic surgeon?
Now THAT'S a side effect... (Score:5, Informative)
The summary doesn't make this clear, but this procedure is intended only for severely disfigured people due to burn scars and such.
The possible side effects are pretty scary, though. My favorite quote is from the CNN Article [cnn.com]:
And I used to think that anal leakage was a scary side effect, that's nothing comparing to a soughing face! Thank god I'm not in a position for now where I have to make a decision like that, but it sure is a high price to pay for looking "normal" again.
Re:Now THAT'S a side effect... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Now THAT'S a side effect... (Score:3, Funny)
"[Critics] paint the frighteningly surreal image of a worst-case scenario: a transplanted face being rejected and sloughing away, leaving the patient worse off than before."
And I used to think that anal leakage was a scary side effect, that's nothing comparing to a soughing face! Thank god I'm not in a position for now where I have to make a decision like that, but it sure is a high pri
Re:Now THAT'S a side effect... (Score:2)
Re:Now THAT'S a side effect... (Score:2)
You thought Michael Jackson jury duty was awful before? God bless those poor souls during the next round.
And the woinner of the "Losing Face" award is... (Score:2)
Soon his nose will be on his bellybutton.
Been done before... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Been done before... (Score:5, Funny)
Anti-Rejection drugs? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Anti-Rejection drugs? (Score:4, Funny)
Why bother with the drugs? You'd think they'd already be used to rejection.
/one ticket, aisle seating please
Re:Anti-Rejection drugs? (Score:5, Informative)
If the dilema is between the above and a heart or kidney that will keep you alive, then I think it's pretty simple for most people. If it's between this and a new face, I think there is more deliberation to be done than what you suggest.
Re:Anti-Rejection drugs? (Score:2)
And then, of course, it becomes a question of degree. When is it appropriate to risk your life to look better? Only when you're Elephant-Man hideous? Or when you have a pi
Re:Anti-Rejection drugs? (Score:3, Funny)
Reconstruction already exists (Score:2)
Now, if you are burned over a significant portion of your body I could understand that, but if you have 3 degree burns over more than 50% of your body you have a lot of more things t
"Reconstruction" should be in quotes (Score:5, Informative)
successful "reconstruction" = "no longer oozing."
He had no lips, and only kind of had eyelids, he had to constantly roll his eyes to keep them lubed. No nose, just one deformed hole in the front of his head. He was, in a word, hideous. Not his fault. He was a good guy. But his quality of life was in the toilet. This was in the late 1990s, so maybe they're a little better now, but if they can do a complete replacement - more power to them. I would be happy to be a donor once I'm gone. They already get my liver, heart, and eyes. If someone can use this ugly mug, they're welcome to it.
Re:Anti-Rejection drugs? (Score:2, Informative)
Scar tissue from the burns constantly contracts. It can become such a problem that people can have slurred speech (since their ability to move their lips has been greatly reduced by the tightening of the skin). There are traditional methods attempt to fix this (use under-skin saline balloons to grow new skin in some part of the body, and then graft that skin onto the burned areas), but
Re:Anti-Rejection drugs? (Score:2)
Not to make it sound too dramatic, but im
Re:Anti-Rejection drugs? (Score:5, Informative)
NOT A FSCKING CHANCE IN HELL would I ever go for a transplant from a cadaver. Traditional techniques have been available, and improving, for 30 years which can do a much nicer job without having to take immune blockers for the rest of my life and which use my own skin. There's also just the creepy bit about wearing a cadaver's face... Kinda like Slayer's old tune,"Dead Skin Mask".
The only reason why anyone may volunteer for this is that the doctors involved are (unethically, I might add) attempting to bait patients in by offering the first few operations free of charge. This is such a lowlife technique. How about, instead, we fix the medical and insurance obstacles for people who would like to have genuine reconstructive surgery?
For example, in my case, I can't afford to go for reconstructive surgery even though I actually NEED it. The scar tissue doesn't stretch as I grow, and the mobility of my arms, hands, and neck is severely limited. My waist is the same way. Imagine wearing an ultra-tight girdle 24/7/365 with no chance to take it off, ever. Do you know what that does to digestion after any meal larger than a Triscuit? Can you imagine what it's like to put on weight and not be able to adjust the girdle size? The waist size for my scar-tissue girdle is about a 32-34 (180 lbs). My current waist size is 36 @ 210 lbs. I'm 6'1", I'm not overweight... but I cannot convey to you that daily life is, at best, uncomfortable.
Why don't I go in for surgery? Who will pay my bills for the 30 days that I'm completely incapacitated and the 4 months to relatively complete recovery? Donor sites for skin grafts are EXTREMELY painful and take a long time to heal. My insurance company won't... this is a "preexisting condition" which, according to them, doesn't directly affect my Quality of Life or my ability to do my job.
The problem is not reconstructive technology. The problem is money-grubbing insurance agencies and the predominant wage-slave status of anyone making less than $100k/year.
The Asshole-Libertarian comes out to play (Score:3, Insightful)
That's a hell of a thing to say to someone who has burns on 40% of his body. He doesn't want a "perfect life", he wants to not live in pain and discomfort. Who are you to criticize him for that, as you enjoy a life free of these problems? Try compassion some time, instead of clutching your wallet, fearful you might ever have to help somebody else.
Re:Anti-Rejection drugs? (Score:3)
I pay taxes too, you insensitive clod!
Ugly faces only? (Score:5, Funny)
That sounds a bit cruel, maybe they just need to drink a lot instead.
ID Theft? (Score:4, Funny)
Obvious Questions (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Obvious Questions (Score:3, Funny)
Personally, I think Bubbles would be getting the raw end of the deal.
Re:Obvious Questions (Score:2)
Not so fast... (Score:5, Funny)
Another idea I had that would have a similar market is cosmetic surgery for dogs.
Update: Just on a whim I googled "cosmetic surgery for dogs" and found this [nwsource.com]. I'm gonna go throw up now.
Who's a good candidate for this? (Score:5, Funny)
Arrrrr!
Re:Who's a good candidate for this? (Score:4, Interesting)
Where "for life" is defined as being "until medical science can figure out a way around the problem". Chimeras have distinct DNA in parts of their body, yet somehow their immune systems have recognized the tissue as not requiring an immune response. Eventually medical science will figure out how to "introduce" new tissue to the body to prevent rejection.
Good for burn victims (Score:4, Insightful)
One thing to note are the anti-rejection drugs. My uncle whose kidneys both failed, had to get one from my father in the early 90's (91 i think) and had to take anti-rejection drugs. Well, the drugs eventually gave him colon cancer (approx. 10 years of heavy use) and passed away 2 years ago. But, without the kidney transplant he would have never made it past 1992.
It will be a trade off for these people.. potential to live a long life disfigured or a shorted life bearing a new face. Tough call?
MrJynx
And some genetic disorders (Score:3, Informative)
I don't remember the medical name of the condition, where basically the bone structure of the face fails to develop during pregnancy, but such a procedure might help such people after the underlying bone grafts are complete.
Re:Coke (Score:2)
Oooh, and a glass of Coke can dissolve a nail. Eek! In other news, table salt is made of a metal that explodes in water plus a poisonous gas.
Seriously, there are quite a few chemicals in colas. I'm sure that some of them are structurally similar to other chemicals that have good or bad biological effects, but I'm not sure why that would be interesting.
anti-rejection drugs (Score:4, Funny)
Hah (Score:2, Funny)
I nominate this guy [wikipedia.org].
I See Dead People (Score:5, Funny)
Doctors have already succeeded in making this practice a reality with cadavers
Let me get this straight. Doctors have "succeeded" in attaching one dead guys face to another dead guys skull. No problems with rejection, I take it. And the recipient hardly looked any worse than before the transplant, I mean, considering the bastards were dead, I'm guessing the failure rate was not very low.
Answer: Cloning (Score:4, Interesting)
A really Brave New World.
Re:Answer: Cloning (Score:2)
Thanks
Re:Answer: Cloning (Score:2)
The MST3K version is good, though.
Organ Sales and Forced Removal of Organs (Score:2, Insightful)
Longer article here: (Score:2, Informative)
Pre-transplant therapy... (Score:5, Funny)
How about... (Score:4, Funny)
As far as rejection goes, I've heard there have been a good progress with transplanting pig's organs instead, so why don't we... Oops, never mind
bad joke, bad joke
per Wired (Score:5, Insightful)
Wired [wired.com] quotes a release-form the recipient must sign:
Your face will be removed and replaced with one donated from a cadaver, matched for tissue type, age, sex and skin color. Surgery should last 8 to 10 hours; the hospital stay, 10 to 14 days. Complications could include infections that turn your new face black and require a second transplant or reconstruction with skin grafts. Drugs to prevent rejection will be needed lifelong, and they raise the risk of kidney damage and cancer. After the transplant you might feel remorse, disappointment, or grief or guilt toward the donor. The clinic will try to shield your identity, but the press likely will discover it.
No free lunch...
Relatively new application of old ideas (Score:4, Insightful)
In my mind (which is a weird place to be at times) I think the future of medical technology is ultimately in regeneration of damaged or missing tissue. In previous medical articles mentioned here, stem cell research has already enabled paralyzed people to walk again and other improvements are just around the corner I'm sure. In addition to that, the research where genetic manipulation of rats have resulted in entire body parts regenerating after having them removed.
Ultimately, this is advanced forms of healing which is where almost everything in the way of research should be directed, in my opinion, since healing is what the medical practice is all about.
(And yes, I recognize the need for disease and cancer research as well
And on an asside, replacing a face will not make one person look like another. For that, you'd have to manipulate the bones under the skin and muscle to really make modifications that make a difference.
Why this? (Score:2)
While loss of facial skin is disfiguring, it can be treated by transplants from the patient's own body, which is much safer.
I think the "face transplant" they are referring to involves also replacing ligature and muscles, which would be of great use -- imagine not being able to chew, create facial expressions, or speak. I am curious, however, if the costs and risks are truly worth it. I think there are
Re:Why this? (Score:2)
While loss of facial skin is disfiguring, it can be treated by transplants from the patient's own body, which is much safer.
It is actually suspected that the transplant procedure may be safer in the long run due to the incredible number of surgeries that traditional facial reconstruction requires. For example, a person with severe facial mutilation may need 20 surgical procedures or more to completely graft his own buttock skin onto the damaged areas. Each surgery carries its own risk of infection, comp
Re:Why this? (Score:3, Informative)
Extensive facial disfigurement cannot be corrected by one skin graft. It must be done in many small pieces with current technology. Do you have any idea how severely an automobile collision or a fire can damage a person's tissue?
Paragraphs 32, 33 [usatoday.com]
Please note the risks, complications, and expected recovery times [nih.gov] for each full skin graft.
Although this article [bbc.co.uk] clearly opposes facial transplants, it supports the assertation that current grafting methodologies are slow, painful, and dangerous; and new p
Re:Why this? (Score:4, Informative)
Skin grafts do not do very much. I think that what they do is provide enough temporary covering to allow scar tissue to grow in place anyways. And, besides, the scar tissue that does grow is not all that flexible at all, either.
The "face transplant" only involves taking off the dermal layers of the face, no facial muscles (dermis, epidermis and subcutaneous layer).
They are looking for recipients that have not suffered too much muscle or nerve damage, and still have a good amount of the blood supply available (obviously). Did you not read the article?
If there ever was a legitimate cosmetic surgery, this is one.
The Cleveland Clinic- (Score:3, Interesting)
I know this story sounds like cosmetic surgery, but it isn't. (Yes, I would like a more handsome face)It is for people who need it medically, at least for now...
Dr White's son, Mr. White was my Eighth grade Latin teacher at Shaker Heights Middle School, I kid you not.
Good for research (Score:2)
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes right to the core.
Still, you have to be pretty desperate to say "sure, give me some random dead person's face, mine sucks".
Re:Good for research (Score:2)
New definition (Score:3, Funny)
Will scientists every learn from Hollywood? (Score:2, Insightful)
I for one ... (Score:2, Funny)
Thank God for Bioethics! (Score:2)
Bioethics: Making mongers of monkeys since Roe v. Wade.®
Horror movie about a hand transplant? (Score:2)
Wasn't there a horror movie about a guy that receives a convicted serial killers have after he's executed by the death penalty or something? If my memory serves me correctly, this guys hand starts to take over this receivers soul and he then starts killing people on a mad rampage. Just imagine what would happen if the same thing happens to the face!?!?!
Scary!More rejection! (Score:2)
Re:Source of the face? (Score:2)
Keith Richards seems OK with it.
Re:Source of the face? (Score:2)
You never know when Marilyn Manson will tour again.
Re:Butterface! (Score:5, Insightful)
It is probably difficult to comprehend the impact major facial disfigurement can have on a person.
This raises the bar (Score:3, Interesting)
In spite of the inherent risks involved in any surgery, as well as the need to take anti-rejection drugs for the remainder of the patient's life, I can see that this will become popular even as elective surgery. I can also see that face transplants will become an abused procedure, for
Re:Butterface! (Score:2)
But do you actually want me to believe this won't be used by people out there to look the way they want? Please... People would pay tons of money for this who haven't been hurt in an accident or anything like that. Sad but true.
Hence... (Score:2)
Re:Burn Victoms (Score:2)