A $100 Million Trip to the Moon 451
Kyusaku Natsume writes "Russia's federal space agency will offer a $100m trip to the moon. From the UK Guardian's article:" "We've had the necessary technology for many years, the only problem will be finding someone prepared to pay that much." "
Seems a bit steep to me... (Score:5, Funny)
From TFA: Doesn't sound all that great, really...$100 mil for that? I can do that right now for free...in fact, I am doing that right now (sitting in my cramped cubicle, eating Ding-Dongs from the snack machine, and examining the cratered lunar crust [google.com].
Oh, and by the way,
Re:Seems a bit steep to me... (Score:5, Funny)
In other news, the space agency was approached by a space enthusiast who suggested paying using the jingling sound of quarters worth $100 million in a tin cup. The sources confirm that the agency denied him the ride.
Re:Seems a bit steep to me... (Score:3, Funny)
Be creative:
Tell them, "No one on the moon is using Windows: in fact, there's a strict, enforced 'No Windows' policy."
They'll be packing, along with their landsharks, and on the launchpad before a blastoff can be scheduled.
Re:Seems a bit steep to me... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Seems a bit steep to me... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Seems a bit steep to me... (Score:3, Funny)
It can be udderly [thefarside.com] devastating.
Holy F@#$ batman the moon is made of cheese! (Score:3, Funny)
Nice, nice... not thrilling, but nice... then I zoomed in on the Apollo 11 landing site. Still nice, not thrilling but nice...
so I zoomed in all the way to see how good the resolution gets.
All of the sudden... Yikes! the moon turned yellow and looked like cheese... Not surrender monkey Brie or boardshead gouda either but aparantly the surface is clearly some type of swiss cheese.
I was not prepared for this revelation! My day has now been wrecked by the li
Re:Seems a bit steep to me... (Score:3, Funny)
You get free Ding-Dongs at work? Are they hiring?
Re:Seems a bit steep to me... (Score:3, Interesting)
"There is no dark side of the moon really...matter of fact it's all dark."
Pink Floyd,
Dark Side of the Moon
that quote on the album came from a doorman for abbey road studios. He did a recorded interview with the band so that they could use the audio for the album.
Re:Seems a bit steep to me... (Score:3, Interesting)
They interviewed Paul McCartney, as the Beatles were recording in Abbey Road around the same time. Paul, already being in the media spotlight, wa
Re:Seems a bit steep to me... (Score:3, Funny)
That's marketing-speak for "crash".
Re:To be pedantic ... (Score:3, Informative)
Warning (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Warning (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Warning (Score:2)
Sure, its bigger as we see the moon (how much is basic math
Re:Warning (Score:5, Funny)
But the real question is... (Score:5, Funny)
ebay feedback: (Score:3, Funny)
Need funding? (Score:3, Funny)
Russsia shouldn't be the only one (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Russsia shouldn't be the only one (Score:5, Informative)
No, it's too early for any private company to even think about such things. The Russian space agency can only afford to do this because they have all the infrastructure for it: they have Soyuz and Proton and the space station.
Re:Russsia shouldn't be the only one (Score:5, Insightful)
Space flight is very costly, and starting up a company for this would be astronomical (hyuck hyuck). Some of the reasons the cost is so high is because it's hard to get investors due to the high risk. (Kill one crew, just one, and you're likely to go under in a week). The other reasons are because the current technology is extremely expensive. Government programs tend to get a bit bloated on the cost and as such anyone entering would initially need government size funds to draw from.
Had there been contests for cheap spaceflight options (like the one that was won a few months back but I am an idiot and the name escapes me.) Had these kinds of projects been done in tandem to the governmnetal developement, I think we'd be looking at a whole different view of space travel. I think ultimately the quickest way to get to the stars is the cooperation and parrallel evolution of the government and private sectors in the field.
Re:Russsia shouldn't be the only one (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Russsia shouldn't be the only one (Score:5, Insightful)
Blame government hand-wringing. The last time they allowed a "space tourist" on a shuttle flight, it was a schoolteacher who won a contest, and she got killed. NASA is understandably reluctant to suffer such a disaster again. The Challenger incident set our space program back to such a serious degree that it's still never recovered. Before Challenger, talk was afoot of orbital space flight being the next wave of public transportation. Imagine flying from New York to Tokyo in a few hours!
NASA never really recovered from Challenger, and Columbia should have been to nail in NASA's coffin, as it was. And it may prove to have been in the end. We're well overdue to privatize American space exploration. That doesn't mean that government cannot engage in it, only that government shouldn't be the owners of American space initiatives. NASA ought to be split into two groups: a regulatory/oversight body to manage space projects and allocate research time on government-owned orbital platforms such as Hubble, and a second body that is purely scientific in nature. Private American spaceflight would be completely permissable on the grounds that telemetry, observations, and research conducted on such flights be made available to NASA for internal use (not republication).
Get NASA out of the hardware and flight businesses.
Re:Russsia shouldn't be the only one (Score:5, Insightful)
In all actuality, in the scheme of humanity, the shuttle disasters should not be catastrophic. Shit happens. It's sad and it's terrible but bad things happen all the time. I think that if space exploration is going to ever take off, we're going to have to accept that there will be a "wild-west" era where things are very dangerous and many many people die. Too bad we [the united states] is a litigious society full of people looking to get rich quick. For crists sake, the astronauts know what kind of risk they are taking; to quote Kevin Smith from the Donnie Darko Director's Cut director track [I know he's not the director he's part of the commentary] "You need an acceptable level of insanity".
Re:Russsia shouldn't be the only one (Score:3)
Loss of religion has got to have something to do with it as well. If you've got a Heaven to go to, how bad can it really be to croak i
Re:Russsia shouldn't be the only one (Score:5, Insightful)
Couldn't have said it better (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Russsia shouldn't be the only one (Score:3, Insightful)
In the time it took you to write your comment,
more people died in SUV's than died in the
Challenger disaster. Nobody except their next-of-kin and a few highway patrol officers and EMT's will even know about it. Where's the public
outcry?
Hell, going into space atop a giant roman candle
is dangerous. The Astronauts knew that before they climbed in. They thought the trip was
worth the risk. So do I.
Re:Russsia shouldn't be the only one (Score:3, Interesting)
My maternal grandmother was born circa 1890. When she was a young woman, two women meeting for the first time would exchange two pieces of information early in the conversation: (1) how many children each had had, and (2) how many lived. When I was a kid in the late Forties, my mom was just beginning to ask her not to do that any more.
rj
Re:Russsia shouldn't be the only one (Score:5, Informative)
In other words: They have the capablitly set up, and they have a reason. No one else has that: NASA is funded enough to keep going, and no one else has existing human-spaceflight capablity.
Re:China and ESA (Score:4, Interesting)
So far, in order to pull something like this off, it is either the Russians or NASA. 10 years from now that may be a totally different story, but there is a huge leap to go from sub-orbital (like Scaled Composites) to orbit, and an even larger leap to go from LEO to lunar orbit.
The neat thing is that going from LEO to lunar orbit is not nearly as complex as going from sub-orbital to LEO. And lunar orbits to lunar landings are not too much more complex either.
Re:Russsia shouldn't be the only one (Score:3, Funny)
I think this is a terrible deal, however. If the module was a bit bigger (read: i can move around, and give this weightless thing a shot) then cool. For food...biscuits? For what a weeks travel? Come on, what about the MREs...can I bring them with me...at least they are good.
NASA could do what it does for a fraction of the cost if gov't contracts weren't such a ripoff to the people.
One Possibl;e Reason... (Score:2)
Space travel involves HUGE infrastructure that is much more expensive to set up and fund than just the cost of a single launch. This is one of the reasons private space travel has not "taken off" yet.
except (Score:5, Funny)
Didn't RTFA
Three steps to a better world (Score:4, Funny)
2) Get Russians to provide it - one way.
3) Profit!
Re:Three steps to a better world (Score:5, Funny)
BG: OK. Is that a wizard?
Baikonur: Try the wizard first.
BG: Got it. It says the Soyuz launch vehicle is not attached.
Baikonur: Ignore that. Click next.
BG: OK. There's an option for the retro-rockets. Selected. Oh, now it says the Soyuz has to restart.
Baikonur: OK.
(two minutes pass)
BG: Hmm, it seems to have forgotten the retro-rockets setting.
Baikonur: OK, go to control panel.
BG: Hold on, it wants me to update my virus settings.
Baikonur: Ignore that, you're going to miss your orbit insertion window.
BG: OK, Navigation Controls.
Baikonur: No, it's in Configuration Options
BG: O... K...
Baikonur: Click advanced.
BG: OK. Ah, I see retro-rockets in the list.
Baikonur: Select and click configure.
BG: It's grayed out.
Baikonur: Hmm. Are you running as admin?
BG: Uh huh.
Baikonur: It shouldn't be grayed out.
BG: It is.
Baikonur: Did you check the retro rockets are properly installed?
BG: Wow, I'm going right past the moon.
Baikonur: OK, lets try doing a 180 and using the main engines. Go to Thruster Options.
BG: OK. There's a little dog asking me if I want to lift off.
(etc, ad infinitum.)
I wonder if... (Score:3, Funny)
I just have to get my plan to hold the world hostage with a giant "laser" off the ground.
Not the first time (Score:3, Informative)
Looked extremely nice, but there are some problems with this...
Biggest stumblingblock: the heatshield is not up to the increased punishment it'll get when re-entering from a trans-luna trajectory instead of a deorbit from LEO...
But then again, that's only a matter of strenghthening the shield. But then again, that needs testing, and will add serious weight.
So they can't do this tomorrow, the hardware is not tried and tested... Yet...
Re:Not the first time (Score:5, Interesting)
The Soyuz capsule was designed to travel to the moon as the Zond variant. The system was tested in the late 1960s, using the same type of Proton boosted soyuz capsules to orbit the moon and return, and did so with animals aboard that survived.
But yes, other then being wrong in almost every other respect, you are correct when you say "They posted this idea before".
Space tourism and lottery (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Space tourism and lottery (Score:5, Interesting)
10$ (up to 50 million) goes to Russia. $1 per ticket goes to the company. The rest goes to charity? I would buy a ticket. And hey, they could also say "If we get enough for two trips, then there will be two winners."
I don't know...that sounds a bit altruistic of me. More likely some company will sell the tickets for 15/pop and pocket any profits above the 50 mil.
Re:Space tourism and lottery (Score:2)
Re:Space tourism and lottery (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Space tourism and lottery (Score:3, Insightful)
I might be willing to concede the profits to a company, if they can provide an appropriate level of trust. Otherwise, you're looking at the Russian Mafia, I mean Government, as the return address on your lottery ticket. That doesn't inspire my confidence.
On the other hand, I'd probably still buy the ticket even so. A one in a million chance, times a one in two chance that my $10 would go to Boris & Natas [wikipedia.org]
Re:Space tourism and lottery (Score:2, Insightful)
discount (Score:3, Funny)
Seriously though, kids weigh far less and take up less space, what about a donation for a make-a-wish foundation candidate?
Re:discount (Score:5, Funny)
what about a donation for a make-a-wish foundation candidate?
Good idea. If the rocket explodes on the way up or the craft disintegrates on the round trip or burns up reentering the atmosphere we could just shrug and say "Hey, the kid was going to die anyway."
Re:discount (Score:3, Funny)
Well, given that you weigh a sixth of your weight here, that looks like an 83% discount to me.
Oh. You mean mass. Never mind.
Just don't be the 13th to go (Score:5, Funny)
Peanuts? (Score:2, Funny)
What a bargain (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What a bargain (Score:2)
Well if you RTFA, yo'd know that its actually a 14-day trip. So it seems impossible for you. Sorry.
Returning moon (Score:2)
Re:Returning moon (Score:2)
Two One Way Tickets, Please (Score:2)
{
char *pol1 = "** NAME OF FIRST POLITICIAN YOU LOATHE **";
char *pol2 = "** NAME OF SECOND POLITICIAN OR POLITICAL ADVISOR YOU LOATHE **";
printf("What if instead of $50M for a round trip, we got two $25M one way tickets for %s and %s?\n", pol1, pol2);
}
I'll probably get the FB tag anyways. *SIGH*
Russia + EU (Score:4, Insightful)
This shows how desperate Russia is becoming maintaining its space exploration capability. Russia has neither the rockets nor the spacecraft to support such an offer. I think it makes more sense for them to combine efforts with the EU going forward. The EU has no manned program, but good space technology and relatively deep pockets. Russia has well developed space technology but little funding. It would make an impressive combination.
Re:Russia + EU (Score:2, Insightful)
I see space exploration as a means for humankind, not just americans, or russions, or chinese, or what-have-you but humankind as a whole. Countries need to realize this, together, and start cooperating in the goal for space explorati
If you decide to... (Score:3, Interesting)
Either way, thats a shitload of money, but its also a once in a lifetime opportunity. (atleast if you are getting old already!) Some of us young folk will probably be able to take some "tours" for around 1 million or so within 20-30 years I assume (and hope). By then it will be safer as well, even if I had the money, I doubt I would do this, but give it 30 years or so and space travel will be a *bit* safer, and there may be actual tour shuttles available. so what are the limits? can a 70 year old man willing to pay 100mill do this? what about an obese 25 year old thats just waiting for a heart attack? do you have to be very physically fit? Inquiring minds want to know...
Re:If you decide to... (Score:2)
Ask John Glenn [cnn.com]. Granted, he is a special case (former Marine fighter pilot, 1st american in orbit). But it would appear that a person in pretty good shape could do it into their 70's.
**Paging Paul Allen** (Score:2)
fortnight? (Score:2)
Alternatively, a cruise usually lasts 1-2 weeks [carnival.com]. Which is a better use of your money?
Re:fortnight? (Score:2)
Re:fortnight? (Score:2)
"What do you mean we can't reach him?! These monthly status charts are urgent, dammit!"
Read The Fine Print... (Score:2)
COD? (Score:2)
Russian Space Value Meal (Score:5, Funny)
Please choose one of the following from our "Government for sale" programs:
1) Drive a t-37 tank - $50,000
2) Fly a MiG - $200,000
3) Pilot Nuclear Submarine - $1,000,000
4) Fly to IIS - $20,000,000
5) Fly to Moon - $100,000,000
6) Kill a Chechnian - $50
7) Preside over Duma for a day - $10,000
Or anything else you want to do! Just name it and we'll stick a price on it.
Re:Russian Space Value Meal (Score:2)
8) Fire a nuclear warhead at the target of your choice - $150,000,000 per nuke
Re:Russian Space Value Meal (Score:5, Funny)
One ticket please. Aisle seat.
Re:Russian Space Value Meal (Score:3, Funny)
Not quite all the way to the moon (Score:3, Informative)
-- Brian Berns
at the rate GOOG stock is increasing ... (Score:2)
Where are those stratospheric IPOs when you need them?
I'll pay (Score:2)
Are you kidding? (Score:2)
You've got to be joking! I'm prepared to pay that much.
Of course I don't have it, but if I did, or even close to that amount, I would certainly accept the offer. And I bet everyone on slashdot feels the same!
Another bright side: it's never been so easy to turn money into history.
What else is included? (Score:5, Funny)
For example, the Russians on board had better be some REALLY hot Russian babes (like those mail order brides they are always advertising)!
For $100 million, I'd want to be the first guy to have a three way in Space! (with 2 hot women - of course). I also want the exclusive rights to reproduce and sell the video
For that matter, would I be the first guy to have sex in Space?
I mean, seriously, if they're not landing on the moon, they had better give me something to do for two weeks. Two weeks in Space would get boring after the first few days if I had nothing to look forward to other than flying around the moon and (hopefully) landing (in one piece). They'd have to provide some serious entertainment for me to fork over that kind of cash
Re:What else is included? (Score:3, Funny)
Probably OT, but why not:
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a du
Re:What else is included? (Score:3, Interesting)
Most people aren't aware of this due to the illogical sex taboos in the US.
Re:What else is included? (Score:3, Insightful)
Look... If you had more than $100 million to blow on gonig to space, you'd would have most likely used it to have sex way before then. You could basically buy an island for that much and import women from all over the world and be bored by sex by the time you wake and say "Hey, I have to much money and I'm bored of spending it on women today. Maybe I should go to them moon instead."
So, you're going to need a whole lot more than $100 million befo
I don't think they can do it (Score:3, Interesting)
Yes the Russians build one of the best throw away capsules ever made. Yes they have done some wonderful things in space. But there is a big difference between Earth orbit and going to the Moon. Even if you're not landing there.
Re:I don't think they can do it (Score:4, Informative)
The Russians have made it to the moon.
http://www.russianspaceweb.com/spacecraft_manned_l unar.html [russianspaceweb.com]
http://www.russianspaceweb.com/spacecraft_planetar y_lunar.html [russianspaceweb.com]
While there are considerable more failures than successes, the Russians have achieved lunar orbit and returned.
Title is INCORRECT (Score:2)
How bouty changing the title from "To the moon" to "around the moon".....since that is what the Russians are actually doing instead of landing ON it.
Thousand-mile high club... (Score:4, Funny)
The hook... (Score:5, Funny)
(Please imagine unintelligible Cyrillic characters between quotes. I am poor and cannot afford to waste my few precious real Cyrillic characters in Slashdot posts.)
Russians ripped off Constellation Services (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6558855/ [msn.com]
From the newer article:
NBC News space analyst James Oberg wrote about the Lunar Express concept eight months ago [msn.com]: As laid out by Constellation Services International's [constellat...rvices.com] Charles Miller, the passenger would first be brought up to the international space station aboard a modified Russian Soyuz craft. Then the Soyuz would make a rendezvous with a booster-equipped logistics module that has been sent into orbit separately. The beefed-up craft would make an elongated figure-8 course around the moon - not landing there, but slingshotting around to return to Earth.
Oberg was amazingly prescient when he wrote, "The obvious question is what would prevent the Russians, or some other international space business, from simply stealing the idea and blowing off Miller and his associates."
In an e-mail exchange with Oberg, Miller was "sorry to say" that CSI was not involved in the Russian round-the-moon project, reported by Moscow-based Channel 1 (in Russian) as well as the RIA Novosti news service.
Instead, the news reports say that Russia's Federal Space Agency and Energia, the prime contractor for much of the country's space hardware, are working on the project. Channel 1 says proceeds from the two-week, $100 million tour package would go toward building Russia's next-generation spaceship, the Kliper [msn.com].
$100 lottery tickets (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:So lemme see if I got this right... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So lemme see if I got this right... (Score:2)
Re:So lemme see if I got this right... (Score:2)
Re:So lemme see if I got this right... (Score:5, Funny)
More people than you think would pony... (Score:2)
Re:So lemme see if I got this right... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:So lemme see if I got this right... (Score:3, Interesting)
I'd say Richard Branson is more likely to go before Larry.
Re:So lemme see if I got this right... (Score:3, Funny)
That's first class. For 50 Million Dollars, you can travel Economy, strapped to the outside of the craft as a 'pretend fuel pod.'
Re:So lemme see if I got this right... (Score:4, Funny)
From TFA:
Space tourists will not land on its surface but will circle its dark side and orbit close enough to examine its cratered lunar crust. They would live in two cramped modules about three metres across and eat biscuits and food in tubes.
So to answer your question: Compared to most major airlines, you'd be going first class!
Re:So lemme see if I got this right... (Score:2)
If you can't design a rocket now, you + $100m = a rich guy who still can't build a rocket. It's Rocket Science! (And I'm not asking. You can't do it, you're an idiot.)
Oh, and if I had $100m, I wouldn't give a flying f*** about rockets. I'd be way too busy swimming in my money bin anyway, and that ass who does my flying would just crash it.
Re:So lemme see if I got this right... (Score:5, Insightful)
Do you care to enlighten us mere mortals as to how you plan to accomplish this with $100 Million? Don't start talking about Space Ship One because even Burt Rutan has stated that the craft is not very useful outside of simply winning the X-Prize and providing valuable data for future designs, which in fact, must be radically different just to achieve orbit (and will also require substancial outside funding and investment, on the order of almost a billion dollars).
Please, take a basic physics class before you start telling people how it's not very difficult to get to orbit or the moon.
Re:So lemme see if I got this right... (Score:3, Insightful)
I believe economics is the more appropriate expertise to cite when determining cost.
The physics is well understood, the engineering is a bit more complicated (but has already been done if you are to believe NASA and the Kremlin), so the big costs at this point are materials, assembly and fuel... oh and don't forget all the beaurocrats you have to feed in order to get launch approval.
Re:Looks like flying on aeroflot... (Score:2)
Yeah you're right, it does sound like they're using old technology. Thank goodness we here in the US use the latest and greatest space shuttle... oh wait.
Re:Finances (Score:5, Informative)
The plaque left on the moon (affixed to the first LEM) reads as follows:
Interestingly, however, the United States (along with most spacefaring countries) has not ratified the 1979 Moon Treaty, which would basically prohibit any property rights on the moon (or other celestial bodies). So the door is still open for future ownership of lunar surface.
Re:I've started a lottery (Score:5, Interesting)
Lotteries of this nature were proposed by many early Science Fiction authors, including Heinlein and Asimov. The trick is to figure out how to tell the scam artists from legitimate operations.