

Permormance-Enhancing Contact Lenses 102
coastal984 writes "With all the allegations, criticisms, congressional hearings, and suspensions concerning performance-enchancing steroids and supplements in sports, namely Major League Baseball, Nike has now introduced performance-enhancing contact lenses. These new lenses, which give players wearing them a scary orange/amber tint to their eyes, block out useless blue tones and make colors such as red (i.e. the seams on a baseball, vital to batters) easier to see. They also block out sun rays and help ease shadows, as well as improve overall vision. There are also versions for golfers and other sports, and soon to be versions for night contests as well."
Mini Blu-Blockers! (Score:5, Funny)
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Frames per second (Score:3, Funny)
The hell with sports, let's give gamers a boost!
Re:Mini Blu-Blockers! (Score:1)
Permormance-Enhancing ? (Score:1, Redundant)
And I thought it was just the underwear...
Re:Permormance-Enhancing ? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Permormance-Enhancing ? (Score:1)
The slashdot editors (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The slashdot editors (Score:1)
And can someone explain how block[ing] out sun rays would improve my vision? I usually find that doing so makes the world just appear a little darker.
Re:The slashdot editors (Score:1)
As for why blocking out sun rays, this is more of a health issue than anything else. If you read the article, it states how many players who are constantly exposed directly to the sunlight sustain damage to their eyes and cause several various conditions.
Re:The slashdot editors (Score:2)
Don't be stupid! They don't bother to read/correct the text the first time round, they're not gonna make an effort to do it later on.
Re:The slashdot editors (Score:2)
Seems pretty obvious to me:
Permormance (Score:1)
Re:The slashdot editors (Score:2)
Having seen bpth "Parts - The Clonus Horror" and "Plan Nine From Outer Space", I tend to agree.
note to self: (Score:2)
prescription? (Score:3, Interesting)
i'm almost blind in my right eye due to near-sightedness, and don't wear glasses, but i'd wear these contacts if i can get them for correcting my own vision.
Re:prescription? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:prescription? (Score:3, Informative)
That said, most companies have a pricy disposable sport lens on the market.
Re:prescription? (Score:2)
Re:prescription? (Score:2)
I don't know how long it is since you've used contacts, if at all, but I spent about ten years playing soccer, cricket, volleyball, tennis and squash - all of which are games at least as fast-paced, if not more so, than baseball - with contact lenses and I can't say I've ever noticed any "lagging
Re:prescription? (Score:2)
I was just repeating what an optometrist told me when I first wore them ten years ago.
Re:prescription? (Score:5, Informative)
Further, baseball diamonds are traditionally placed with the plate facing out towards between the north and east - in northern directions, the pitcher is fine, but if the plate is facing out towards the east, the setting sun to the west is right in the pitchers face - and pitchers are not allowed to wear sunglasses.
Finally, another challenge is picking up balls in changing lights (i.e. coming out of a shadow) or when its high in a bright daytime sky (thus blocking out blue-tones). When the ball is leaving a pitchers hand in excess of 90 miles per hour and coming off the bat twice as fast or more, every little bit helps...
When they come out with the night game lens, they will help players from losing the ball when its up in the lights, or when it blends in with the crowd, and other instances where the speeding ball is difficult to pick up.
Re:prescription? (Score:1)
Lasik is being used as well (Score:5, Informative)
Personally, I can't wait for the cyborgs.
Re:Lasik is being used as well (Score:3, Informative)
The new Nike lenses were the obvious next step, I suppose, not just making your eyes better overall but actively separating useful from useless information in the incoming light.
Tommy John Surgery also (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Tommy John Surgery also (Score:2)
Re:Tommy John Surgery also (Score:2)
Re:Lasik is being used as well (Score:1, Funny)
need 20-10 vision to see a stationary golf ball
less than 6 ft away.
They certainly don't need to see where it lands,
caddies, marshalls, fans, etc can do that.
Re:Lasik is being used as well (Score:1)
This won't necessarily work (Score:3, Interesting)
THere is a notion of maximum correctible vision. When I had my lasik done I ended up at 20/20 and 20/15. The doctor explained to me that it becomes less a problem of focusing the light than one of your brain processing the imagery. Each person has a different threshhold that their brain can process and I believe it is fairly rare for it to be much beyond 20/20, 20/15.
Re:This won't necessarily work (Score:2)
Re:Lasik is being used as well (Score:2)
useless blue tones (Score:5, Funny)
And at once a thousand tiny hi-piched screams sounded through the night, and no one ever saw a smurf, ever again.
Re:useless blue tones (Score:3, Funny)
What's wrong with making ourselves better anyway? (Score:4, Interesting)
IMHO, I see it as a deeper cultural trend that originally started with Frankenstein. With every technological improvement, especially if it is augmenting human capability people are expecting some sort of Daedalus [wikipedia.org] ironic ending. It's in a lot of sci-fi movies. Think Jurassic Park, Andromeda Strain, Terminator, The Matrix.
Re:What's wrong with making ourselves better anywa (Score:2)
For example, "sports drinks" like gatorade can help an athlete, and give them an edge. Sucking down a bottle of oxygen can improve endurance. Maybe sports should ban O2? All sports should go completely natural. Athletes can only eat farm fresh organi
Re:What's wrong with making ourselves better anywa (Score:3, Insightful)
Athletes are on to this incredible way to improve (Score:1)
Re:What's wrong with making ourselves better anywa (Score:3, Informative)
It started way before, and probably always existed. Daedalus you're citing is a good example, Pythagoreans killing Hippasus [wikipedia.org] another.
Re:What's wrong with making ourselves better anywa (Score:4, Insightful)
I can't understand why making ourselves better in these kinds of ways is in any way bad.
Its fine in real life. But in sports, you have to make a decision - do you want to see competition based on the hard work of the athlete or the hard work of his doctors and technicians? If you want to see the later, then no problem.
If you want to see human atheletic competition than artifical body modifications - chemical, mechanical or otherwise, need to be kept out and a clear and up to date definition needs to accompany that ban.
Re:What's wrong with making ourselves better anywa (Score:3, Interesting)
if everyone is using performance enhancing contacts/gatorade/drugs then the edge they provide is negated. it's all relative, and whatever personal motivation or smarts an athlete has will be the deciding factor. I'd use examples of athletically gifted people who failed to compare to more experienced but lesser talented atheletes, but they'd probably be lost on the slashdot crowd and we can
Re:What's wrong with making ourselves better anywa (Score:2, Interesting)
So which rules can you change and still be playing the same game played 100 years ago?
It doesnt even touch on the fact that not everyone is going to want or be able to benefit from the same advancements.
Re:What's wrong with making ourselves better anywa (Score:1)
Re:What's wrong with making ourselves better anywa (Score:2)
That is only true if everyone has equal access to all available enhancements.
Which will never happen.
So it really comes down to who has the most money and the best business accumen.
Re:What's wrong with making ourselves better anywa (Score:1)
I, for example, don't care about the usual spectator sports, and I am only mildly interested in watching sports that I do myself. If those sports were dominated by drug-enhanced cyborgs, it would be pointless for me
Re:What's wrong with making ourselves better anywa (Score:2)
some enhancements, like e.g. steroids, are very effective and also very bad for the athletes's health
granted it's hard to know the long-term effects of any drug, regardless of how well tested, but I'm willing to bet that Barry Bonds will have access to considerably higher quality steroids than what you can buy on the street. Add that to the professional staff of doctors keeping an eye on him, and I'd vent
Re:What's wrong with making ourselves better anywa (Score:2)
Now, I'm all for performance enhancements of all types as long as its disclosed, but I don't see any problem with also banning enhancements from certain sports
Re:What's wrong with making ourselves better anywa (Score:4, Insightful)
Thinking back to when I played, I wonder if it helps outfielders pick up fly balls better - even with sunglasses, sometimes the glare of the sun can make a ball uncatchable.
Re:What's wrong with making ourselves better anywa (Score:2)
It should never be wrong to artificially bring an athelete to a level of ability that others exist at naturally.
At the very least, there should be an all-drug\modification olympics to see just what people are capable of.
And once in a while, I'd love to see competitions where engineering skill and medical ability were secondary to natural abilit
Artifical is the new natural (Score:5, Interesting)
If anything this and similar are gradually working to deconstruct the idea of the natural born human as a standalone unit. Rather, all humans are necessarily "cyborgs". Creating and integrating with tools to extend the self is the true species specialty.
"Hard Work" ? (Score:2)
If you do not want to see a competition based on the athlete's innate biological ability plus his or her hard work plus the hard work of his or her doctors and technicians, I think you will need to publish a Standard Athlete specification analogous to Formula One racing [wikipedia.org].
Re:What's wrong with making ourselves better anywa (Score:2)
Take it out to the max and you should see the problem (assuming you're reasonable). They just started a DARPA program to make vastly better legs and arms. From what I know of current technology, it is very possible that in 10 years, an amputee will be able to have a neurally controlled limb attached with strength and speed characteristics well beyond those of any modern athlete. So, should we allow all of those athletes who have their legs and arms replaced with "bionic" limbs to compete on an equal basi
Re:What's wrong with making ourselves better anywa (Score:2)
Performance enhancing? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Performance enhancing? (Score:2)
Maybe if it were something that only more well to-do people could get I could get all uppity.
Re:Performance enhancing? (Score:2)
Re:Performance enhancing? (Score:2)
There are people that can afford green fees at golf clubs that cannot afford contacts?
Re:Performance enhancing? (Score:2)
Some golf courses are extremely cheap.
Some people may be able to afford one or the other, but not both.
If your friend works at the course you might be able to play for free.
Plus, there are plenty of people that can't afford either green fees or any contact lenses.
slashdot... news for... (Score:5, Funny)
Sports? bah...
It's SlashJock (Score:2)
Re:slashdot... news for... (Score:2, Funny)
Sports? bah...
"Bah" for sports, sure, but not cyborg sports!
Re:Off Topic: Submit is 503 (Score:1, Offtopic)
I don't think it works, though.
Nothing So New (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Nothing So New (Score:1)
safety glasses (Score:4, Insightful)
I suspect people put this tint into contact lenses because you probably look kind of stupid wearing pink safety glasses.
Oooh.. (Score:3, Funny)
Is'nt that Cheating (Score:2)
Nope. (Score:2)
Contact lenses are like gloves to give you a better grip, or baseball cap to keep the sun out of your eyes, or shoes with cleats to get a better grip in the dirt and grass. When you're done, you take off the contacts and have no after effects at all.
Re:Nope. (Score:3, Interesting)
It is quite possible to take steriod treatments to improve your health and boost your fittness
Multiple diffrent steroid treatments are used to aid many many phyisical injuries or diseases. So they are not always dangerous even if someone at the peak of their physical prowess takes them in safe doses they could improve abilitys slightly without negative effects on the health
But i see your point , as most people taking anabolic steriod
Re:Is'nt that Cheating (Score:2)
Because these are effectively sunglasses. Certain tints of colours improve your vision under certain situations by reducing the amount of blue light you see.
These things are so far removed from being anything near 'cheating' it's not funny.
Re:Is'nt that Cheating (Score:2)
Im not the biggest sports fan ever , but from freinds of mine who ar
Re:Is'nt that Cheating (Score:2)
Does baseball currently allow players to wear sunglasses and call it a legitimate thing? The answer is yes they do allow sunglasses.
For $20 CDN I can buy a pair of sunglasses which have this same yellow/amber tint which changes the amount of blue
Re:Is'nt that Cheating (Score:2)
Performance enhancing contacts? (Score:3, Informative)
But other than taking the optical properties of a relatively inexpensive pair of sunglasses, this isn't what I would call 'performance enhancing contacts'.
I was expecting a HUD or something cool like that, not a description of what I already wear for cycling.
Blink Powered NightVision Contacts (Score:1)
Re:I though human eyes saw blue the best (Score:4, Informative)
I though human eyes saw blue the best
Actually, the human eye has peak sensitivity for yellow light.
So why would you want to block it out??
Because the blue wavelengths of light are the ones most scattered by nitrogen. Since nitrogen accounts for 78% of our atmosphere, blue light gets scattered quite a bit, which is why the sky is blue. Since blue light scatters so much, it tends to blur vision. Screening these wavelengths out leads to an overall sharper picture.
Re:I though human eyes saw blue the best (Score:3, Informative)
While blue light does get scattered by the atmosphere, this is not the reason why humans don't get sharp vision in the blue tones. The eye is good at telling apart tones of blue - as opposed to green - but not only the spacial resolution for blue is pretty bad - only about 2% of the cones are for blue (the rest are for red and g
Re:I though human eyes saw blue the best (Score:3, Funny)
You mean naked?
If this rule was implemented, the WNBA might become watchable.