Smart Holograms Used as Biosensors 126
Roland Piquepaille writes "In this short article, eWEEK writes that the next generation of biosensors will consist of small holograms costing only fractions of a cent. Prototypes developed by a U.K. company, aptly named Smart Holograms, include contact lenses that monitor glucose levels or thin badges that detect alcohol levels. Not only these holograms used as sensors will be cheap to produce, they'll also require less training for nurses or police officers. This is because these holograms can be designed to show results graphically, such as morphing into an image of a green car if someone subjected to breath analysis is sober and can drive. Read this overview for other details and an illustration showing how to create a sensor hologram."
Big Brother (Score:1, Insightful)
I wonder when they'll come up with a hologram that tells whether you've been handling a weapon (gasp!) recently or what's your religious affiliation.
Re:Big Brother (Score:1, Funny)
Yeah, just what we need... (Score:5, Insightful)
Less training for those that need more as it is.
Re:Yeah, just what we need... (Score:2)
Re:Yeah, just what we need... (Score:1)
Even though it's a hologram, I still think the concept is analogous to the scratch-and-sniff sticker; after a few hundred scratches, all you're left with is a sticker you can scratch. Holograms, whethre protected in a sheath of plastic, can still wear out. Put some element that'll really warp it next to it.
Re:Yeah, just what we need... (Score:1)
Re:Yeah, just what we need... (Score:1)
Officer: Your SmartHolograph badge expired a month ago.
Person: Really? Oh gosh
If this badge has the capability to tattle, wouldn't the drinkers in the audience most likely 'conveniently' forget to get a new badge - and these are the drinking-driving folks that this item was meant to stop in the first place?
I would probably be a little less skeptical if there was another element to the ba
Re:Yeah, just what we need... (Score:2)
EMH (Score:5, Funny)
Re:EMH (Score:4, Funny)
Re:EMH (Score:1)
My personal favorate... (Score:2)
Re:EMH (Score:1)
Good and Bad... (Score:4, Interesting)
Will it lower costs? Only time, and the health insurance companies will be able to answer that one...
Complex Tests (Score:4, Insightful)
I dislike "wizards" in my software development tools that tell me what kind of mentality I should use to start my development; I don't want "wizards" to bug the emt's, police, or nurses that have very tight and constrained opportunities to help people. These tools may very well cover up some sort of useful data that would have indicated some other problem or more complex outcome.
Beyond just the annoyance and delay factor, we can also get into a Brazil or Philip K. Dick like realities where we no longer know what these results are showing us. Perhaps the CEO of the hologram company gets the DUI tests to check for a white list of genetic signatures and to always show them as passing the test no matter what the actual results. Perhaps a religiously obsessed development manager surreptitiously adds additional constraints that will cause certain pregnancy tests to fail until the fetus can't be aborted.
These tools are not developed under security and strong testing now because they don't render the judgement. If these tools can in any way cloud or mislead the judgement of those using them then they are a bad idea.
Re:Complex Tests (Score:1)
Is there really a correlation between low breath alcohol content and the ability to drive a car? I'll grant the converse (high alcohol correlates with inability to drive) but if there's not, then the "green car" hologram is deceptive.
The simple (unrealistic) example is that showing "Green Car" doesn't mean a sober 8-year-old has th
Re:Good and Bad... (Score:2)
Article Moderation (Score:1, Insightful)
Comment History (Score:1)
Perhaps Piquepaille should have his own slashdot section so I can just remove his stories from the front page.
Re:Article Moderation (Score:1)
Green Screen (Score:2)
Re:Green Screen (Score:5, Funny)
That's called a "girlfriend" and the display consists of her face pulling back with a funny face when you kiss her.
and another that shows my blood-alcohol content - privately
The "girlfriend" device above can detect that too. You may not count upon the privacy of the display though...
Re:Green Screen (Score:3, Funny)
too geeky for words : ) (Score:3, Funny)
Barcley? Reginald Barcley? Is that you?
Better Morphing Through Chemistry (Score:2)
I want a hologram with programmable morphing feature. From the original post:
A better morph would be a cute chick icon if I'm drunk enough to think the cop is a cute chick. If I'm not drunk, the cop icon is j
Re:Better Morphing Through Chemistry (Score:1)
So...it's identical to just looking at the cop?
Re:Better Morphing Through Chemistry (Score:2)
Better Morphing Through Chemistry (Score:2)
Aww, c'mon Doc -- I wasn't being literal -- just karma-whoring for a +Funny mod.
-kgj
Re:Green Screen (Score:1)
Hey, I like the bad breath one -- what a great way to sell products.. imagine a "breathe here to test" sticker on every bottle of Listerene, etc.
Of course, then it would need an antiseptic wipe attached to get all the crap off from people who breathed (i.e. spit) on it..
Oh, then some government regulations on what level of smelly-ness is proper so companies can't cheat with false-positives..
Ok, scratch that. Forget this idea. Please.
Re:Green Screen (Score:2)
I want a hologram of a chick that doesn't care about my bad breath.
Rather than reading Roland's poor description (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.smartholograms.com/site/sections/techn
Re:Rather than reading Roland's poor description (Score:1)
no need to go to Rolands blog at all.
Mods are smoking crack by modding the bleeding obvious up.
Obvious Answer..... (Score:2)
The same concept applies to people.
It's all in the cards (Score:3, Funny)
This kind of stuff is dangerous (Score:5, Interesting)
If we focussed on human intelligence we would perhaps be able to avert more catastrophes, such as the series of missteps that allowed the 9/11 hijackers to get on board their planes despite some rather suspicious behavior.
Computers are always going to be only as good as the programs that control them, and there are always going to be workarounds for people clever enough to find them. Insiders will create back doors in biosensor systems, or they will sell passwords to outsiders. A team of Japanese researchers already cracked a fingerprint biosensor a couple of years ago, so where's the security in using one? I would imagine even a DNA sample can be faked; just get someone's DNA, replicate it in a test tube using E. coli, and coat your hands with it. Standard laboratory biology.
No one can steal your identity at the low-tech neighborhood store where you shop once a week and the clerks know you (if only this were always the case). The humans at the store will look at your credit card, then at the face that does not match yours, and they'll go in the back and call the police. A machine will simply pass the buck, leaving the owner to dispute the theft with the credit card company.
The Israelis for decades have relied on human intelligence and it has stood them in good stead, with zero airline hijackings. They have very smart people who look at everyone before they board. We in the U.S. are just beginning to wake up to this level of need and we have a lot to learn.
Re:This kind of stuff is dangerous (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:This kind of stuff is dangerous (Score:3, Interesting)
Well, the whole point is to avoid using humans. If I may remind you, 9/11 terrorists boarded the planes under the nose of the "watchful" security guys, some of them were even scanned and let go. Besides, biosensing machines don't have vested interests in the persian gulf or whatever, to
Re:This kind of stuff is dangerous (Score:1)
Re:This kind of stuff is dangerous (Score:2)
So why is it that cops need trained dogs to find drugs in the trunk of a car?
Re:This kind of stuff is dangerous (Score:2)
Without probable cause, the police officer can't search your car's trunk. (Interesting, refusing his request to search your trunk suffices for probable cause).
This is neatly circumvented by having a dog trained to smell drugs indicate that there are drugs in the trunk. Now the cop has his probable cause and doesn't need to risk his career to search your trunk.
Re:This kind of stuff is dangerous (Score:2)
therefore the dog is a better odor sensor than man is.
Re:This kind of stuff is dangerous (Score:2)
Then I realized that you're probably British of some varity.
Mmmmm.... need coffee......
NOW HEAR THIS (Score:3, Informative)
I think most of you are aware of the controversy surrounding regular Slashdot article submitter Roland Piquepaille. For those of you who don't know, please allow me to bring forth all the facts. Roland Piquepaille has an online journal (I refuse to use the word "blog") located at www.primidi.com [primidi.com]. It is titled "Roland Piquepaille's Technology Trends". It consists almost entirely of content, both text and pictures, taken from reputable news websites and online technical journals. He does give credit to the other websites, but it wasn't always so. Only after many complaints were raised by the Slashdot readership did he start giving credit where credit was due. However, this is not what the controversy is about.
Roland Piquepaille's Technology Trends serves online advertisements through a service called Blogads, located at www.blogads.com. Blogads is not your traditional online advertiser; rather than base payments on click-throughs, Blogads pays a flat fee based on the level of traffic your online journal generates. This way Blogads can guarantee that an advertisement on a particular online journal will reach a particular number of users. So advertisements on high traffic online journals are appropriately more expensive to buy, but the advertisement is guaranteed to be seen by a large amount of people. This, in turn, encourages people like Roland Piquepaille to try their best to increase traffic to their journals in order to increase the going rates for advertisements on their web pages. But advertisers do have some flexibility. Blogads serves two classes of advertisements. The premium ad space that is seen at the top of the web page by all viewers is reserved for "Special Advertisers"; it holds only one advertisement. The secondary ad space is located near the bottom half of the page, so that the user must scroll down the window to see it. This space can contain up to four advertisements and is reserved for regular advertisers, or just "Advertisers". Visit Roland Piquepaille's Technology Trends (www.primidi.com [primidi.com]) to see it for yourself.
Before we talk about money, let's talk about the service that Roland Piquepaille provides in his journal. He goes out and looks for interesting articles about new and emerging technologies. He provides a very brief overview of the articles, then copies a few choice paragraphs and the occasional picture from each article and puts them up on his web page. Finally, he adds a minimal amount of original content between the copied-and-pasted text in an effort to make the journal entry coherent and appear to add value to the original articles. Nothing more, nothing less.
Now let's talk about money. Visit http://www.blogads.com/order_html?adstrip_category =tech&politics= [blogads.com] to check the following facts for yourself. As of today, December XX 2004, the going rate for the premium advertisement space on Roland Piquepaille's Technology Trends is $375 for one month. One of the four standard advertisements costs $150 for one month. So, the maximum advertising space brings in $375 x 1 + $150 x 4 = $975 for one month. Obviously not all $975 will go directly to Roland Piquepaille, as Blogads gets a portion of that as a service fee, but he will receive the majority of it. According to the FAQ [blogads.com], Blogads takes 20%. So Roland Piquepaille gets 80% of $975, a maximum of $780 each month. www.primidi.com is hosted by clara.net (look it up at http://www.networksolutions.com/en_US/whois/index. jhtml [networksolutions.com] [networksolutions.com]). Browsing clara.net's hosting solutions, the most expensive hosting service is their Clarahost Advanced (http://www.uk.clara.net/clarahost/advanced.php [clara.net]) priced at £69.99 GBP. This is roughly, at the time of this writing, $130 USD. Assuming Roland Piquepaille pays for the Clarahost Advanced hosting service, he is out $130 leaving him with a maximum net profit of $650 each month. K
Re:NOW HEAR THIS (Score:4, Interesting)
My new (and first) sig
#update your host file now.
#ultra-fucktard
127.0.0.1 www.primidi.com
I am in the process (ok, it hits his traffic, but, hey gotta do it) of emailing links to his sotries to the copyright owners, so that they can rape his ass for copy/pasting this content (even if it is promotional etc). Quoting sources is notok when you paste so much.
If I paste a dvd into this site, with some funky cool javascript DeCSS, is it ok just to source it?
no. ipipiapquiettee... how the fuck you say it... you are killfiled. thanks.
Re:NOW HEAR THIS (Score:3, Informative)
Re:NOW HEAR THIS (Score:2)
© Copyright 2005 Roland Piquepaille.
Last update: 20/02/2005; 19:13:58.
He is claiming that his stories are copyright even though the majority of the article is not his own.
Re:NOW HEAR THIS (Score:1)
I should really start doing that
Re:NOW HEAR THIS (Score:1)
Re:NOW HEAR THIS (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:NOW HEAR THIS (Score:3, Funny)
Are you one of those who think Slashdot's editors RTFA?
!!THE TRUTH ABOUT ROLAND!! (Score:3, Interesting)
It's clever but sad that the salshdot crew are so greedy as to go after table scraps like this.
Re:!!THE TRUTH ABOUT ROLAND!! (Score:2)
Who gives a flying fuck? Are you seriously trying to tell me this story isn't news for nerds?
This whole obsession with Roland is really tiring. If you really want him gone, don't post comments in his related stories. Why? If this a form of advertisement, what could be more damaging than to have it shoo people away?
All this modded up blabbering about Roland is giving Slashdot every interest in keeping h
Re:NOW HEAR THIS (Score:2)
I don't like opportunists, but I dislike reposters even more.This is clearly an old article, perhaps not even the reposter's; if this had been written in Feb, 2005 (or if the karma whore had actually read it), this statement would not have been made.
As an aside, I'm not surprised that people don't read articles, but moderating without reading what you're moderating? Why even bother? This
Re:NOW HEAR THIS (Score:2)
Roland (Score:5, Insightful)
God I wish we could have an option to not display Roland stories.
That green plastic stuff... (Score:2)
No it's "astroturfing".
Re:Roland (Score:1)
You sit here on a commercial site which also exists to display adverts and make Taco rich, and bitch about someone else doing it.
You are a hypocrite.
Re:Roland (Score:2)
Re:Roland (Score:2)
*BASH BASH BASH*
What the hell do you think slashdot is?
Re:Roland (Score:3)
Re:Roland (Score:2)
You know, if someone did an RSS agg. of 10 random RSS feeds, then 80% of the headlines would be common across all ten feeds.
One day it was be less about can we, and more about should we.
Bloggers can go and take a flying fuck. of trackback [slashdot.org] or whatever the poncey self indulgent whacko terminology they are cooking up.
gah. Yes, rule 1: slashdot should ONLY link to news sites.
rule 2: WHY NOT have a url field w
Slashdot feature request (Score:2)
USE ROLAND P*QUEPAILLE BLOCKER firefox extension!! (Score:1, Informative)
http://rolandblocker.50megs.com [50megs.com]
Re:Roland (Score:2)
If his stories are generating comments, even if they're "Roland is an ass!" comments, Slashdot will keep him. Haven't you noticed that every reply is fed with a banner ad?
Frankly, you'd also be doing a favor for those of us who don't give a flying fuck.
Re:Roland (Score:2)
--Turns off Adblock in Firefox--
Oh.... yea... I guess it is.
Wait a second... (Score:3, Funny)
So I have to be able to say the alphabet backwards while standing on one leg and touching my nose, but the cop who pulled me over doesn't need to be capable of knowing if the number on his digital readout is greater than 0.08?
Re:Wait a second... (Score:2)
Actually, you could just do what this guy does: http://www.big-boys.com/articles/topdui.html [big-boys.com]
Re:Wait a second... (Score:2)
That's from the Comedy Central show Reno 911. I doubt they have permission to use it and put their URL on it.
breath tests (Score:2)
Developing new cheap alcohol tests is step in a very wrong directions.
Re:breath tests (Score:1)
Any links to support this? In most US states (if not all), refusal to take a breahalyzer test automatically implies failing it, which will obviously work against you in court.
Re:breath tests (Score:1)
Re:breath tests (Score:2)
General refusal to submit to any sobriety test would require the arresting officer to make a sworn statement that you were drunk based upon the physical indicators he observed (slurred speech, slow reflexes, alcohol on breath, etc). Failure to complete a test is NOT evidence you are drunk. It doesn't help you ou
Re:breath tests (Score:1)
It does imply failure of the test in NJ, at least according to the state driver's manual from about 10 years ago. Or at least that's how I understood it back then, with our driver's ed teacher being very insistent upon it.
I do remember the driver's education teacher saying there was only one case in NJ history where someone refused the test and was found not guilty
Re:breath tests (Score:1)
Re:breath tests (Score:1)
The 'sips from a flask' thing happens all the time, and is the best way to get out of a DUI if it's a single-car accident. You just abandon the car, and stumble to the nearest place with alcohol. I guy I knew did this in college- he was close enough to home that he just walked back. When the cops knocked on his door he had a dr
Kinda OT (Score:1)
Oh yes they do (Score:2)
Oh yes they do - that is why in my country two blood samples are taken if you fail a breath test, one of the samples is tested by a more accurate measure, and it is taken very seriously if the samples go missing.
However, I don't have a clue how it is treated as evidence in those areas where even polygraph tests are admissable evidence. I suppose all bets are off in that case, and what a machine says will be taken as
Nobody will like smart holograms (Score:1, Interesting)
Re:Nobody will like smart holograms (Score:2)
(Score:1, Interesting) !?
Umm...
How it works. (Score:2)
"The image is stored in a thin polymer film that is chemically sensitised to react with a specific substance in, for example, a bioassay or a sample of body fluid. During the test, the target substance reacts with the polymer leading to an alteration in the image displayed by the hologram. The test result is a change in the optical: brightness, image, wavelength or position." -SmartHolograms [smartholograms.com]
So in other words this new tech could have big implications in the development of diagnostic and medical devices.
Rather than read rolland pippipiquettepipqi... (Score:2)
I mean, isn't copying swathes of content without permission STEALING (well no it isn't but I just rented a DVD where it said it was...)
I think I hate this guy, but at least he adds to my argument that blogs are worse than showering in fetid pureed pigs innards.
Roland (Score:1)
Investors alert (Score:1)
innocent until proven guilty? (Score:2)
Hmm.. if it doesn't work on an one individual-salinity, recent hair removal via electrolysis, scar tissue, whatever makes it work- fails to connect, and the car STAYS 'failed'
I think it should start out green, and develop to identify 'drunken state' not the other way round..
Yeah, that's what we need... (Score:2)
1st principlas suggest hype (Score:2)
Re:1st principlas suggest hype (Score:2)
That's becasuse you didn't read the article.
The sensing isn't done optically, it's works by a chemical reactionwnith a polymer. Only the readout is optical: holographic effects enable a direct path from molecule-scale chemically induced displacements into clearly visible display, without electronics and stuff in between.
Re:1st principlas suggest hype (Score:2)
the issue is not the optical detector, it is the specificity ofthe chemistry - how do you detect glucose in a sea of other molecules.
simply saying chemical reactionw ith polymers is to recapitulate a lot of failed work.
I suggest you get a few copies of Analytical Chemistry, published by the American Chemical Society, and read about glucose sensors
It will be interesting to see... (Score:2)