U.S. Denies Patent on Part-Human Hybrid 402
jimkski wrote to mention a Boston Globe story involving the refusal of a patent claim on a genetically engineered creature. From the article: "A New York scientist's seven-year effort to win a patent on a laboratory-conceived creature that is part human and part animal ended in failure Friday, closing a historic and somewhat ghoulish chapter in U.S. intellectual property law."
Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". (Score:5, Interesting)
Nice to see - my faith in the Patent system has raised slightly from 'completely hopeless' to 'mostly hopeless'
Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". (Score:4, Informative)
I'm not sure that anyone really has any idea how many are truely human genes, how many are advanced primate genes, how many are shared by primates in general. I once remember a study that suggested that humans and gorillas were 98% the same geneticaly. That was before genomics, I still assume we'd find the results of a modern genomic comparisson embarrassing to our human ego's.
Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". (Score:2)
Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". (Score:3, Informative)
between man and chimpanzee is only 1.4% (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". (Score:4, Interesting)
Ants, Bees and Beatles (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". (Score:3, Insightful)
Maybe you haven't noticed but great apes are for the most part polygamists, nudists, pacifists, vegetarians and environmentalists. Were it not for their insanely destructive, and apparently extremely dumb, homo sapien next of kin they would probably live a relatively idyllic life for eons.
Unfortunately their insanely destructive, and apparently extreme
Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". (Score:3, Interesting)
Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree
Discussing things as they are said to be
Said one to the others, "Now listen, you two,
There's a rumor around that can't be true
That man descended from our noble race
The very idea is a great disgrace."
"No monkey has ever deserted his wife
Starved her babies and ruined her life
And you've never known a mother monk
To leave her babies with others to bunk
Or pass from one on to another
Till they scarcely knew who is their
Wow- The frist truely valid patent I have seen (Score:2, Interesting)
Patents should be about things that can actually be done at the time they are patented. So the first person who creates Dog-Man should be able to patent Dog-Man.
On the other hand, if th
Measure of a Man (Score:2, Funny)
Does dog-man get royalties, or does the guy who patented dog-man?
And if they make a dog-man and a dog-woman, could the patent owner sue if they breed?
Re:Measure of a Man (Score:2)
What if dog-man procreates without a bitch without the owner's knowledge? What if the owner of the bitch then sells the puppies? She's violating someone elses patent, not through her fault, but the fault of the patent owner (assuming it's patent-owner's dog).
Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". (Score:5, Funny)
Funny, my opinion went from 'harmless' tp 'mostly harmless'.
Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". (Score:4, Insightful)
If you think about it, this would be an extraordinarily contentious issue for a major segment of the population.
This made me wonder -- how much of the controversy about GE foods is based in science, and how much based in culture?
Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". (Score:2)
Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". (Score:2)
Kosher pork (Score:5, Interesting)
I didn't get an answer, though. I couldn't get him to take the question seriously - he seemed to think that no one would go to the trouble of genetically engineering pigs, just to let Jews eat real bacon - which seems oddly naive, given the lengths [wired.com] people have gone to to get around the commandment against working on the Sabbath.
There are lots of questions like this, where advances in science have possibilities that aren't clearly covered under millenia-old religious laws - like how a Muslim on the moon (or worse, a rotating space station) would figure out which way to face to pray.
Re:Kosher pork (Score:3, Funny)
Deuteronomy 23:13 And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee ...
I'v
Re:Kosher pork (Score:3, Informative)
I've been in a lot of churches of all faiths, but have never seen one yet without an indoor privy.
Cute, but it only applies to church camps -- look at verse 23:9, which leads into that passage. (Note yours begins with "and".)
(Not that there aren't plenty of wacky commandments in there.)
Re:Kosher pork (Score:4, Insightful)
It's biblical fair use!
so you can genetically engineer corn, and pigs (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm not looking for a troll here, i'm just smoking some genetically engineered marijuana and it seems like an odd thought.
Re:so you can genetically engineer corn, and pigs (Score:3, Informative)
Re:so you can genetically engineer corn, and pigs (Score:5, Interesting)
From the article;
One rationale in the documents sent to Newman is that such a patent would be "inconsistent with the constitutional right to privacy." After all, the office wrote, a patent allows the owner to exclude others from making the claimed invention. If a patent were to be issued on a human, it would conflict with one of the core privacy rights in the Constitution-- a person's right to decide whether and when to procreate.
Patents on humans also could conflict with the 13th Amendment's prohibition against slavery. That is because a patent permits the owner to exclude others from "using" the invention. Because "use" can mean "employ," officials wrote, a patent holder could prevent a person from being employed by any other -- which "would be tantamount to involuntary servitude."
Finally, the office noted it is illegal to import products that are made abroad using processes patented in the United States. To show how that could cause a problem in a world in which people are patentable, it gave an example in which a man goes overseas and undergoes one of the many surgical procedures patented by US doctors. Simply by returning to America, the office said, that "surgically altered human" could be guilty of patent infringement for illegally importing himself.
Re:so you can genetically engineer corn, and pigs (Score:2)
http://www.ornl.gov/sci/techresources/Human_Genom
He would have won.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:He would have won.. (Score:5, Funny)
Mod that motherfucker up... (Score:2)
And its name would be (Score:3, Funny)
Re:And its name would be (Score:2, Funny)
For humor, you need to say it's somebody who isn't lambasted daily...
"It's John Kerry (Half rock, half man!)"
"It's Ahhhnold (Half grope, hald man!)"
"It's Newt Gingrich (Now you know how he got his name!)"
"It's Bill Clinton (The walrus genes predispose him to preferring the... husky ladies.)"
"It's Michael Jackson (He's chamelion, that's why he's changed colors!)"
Et cetera... see?!?
How about part tree and part plant? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:How about part tree and part plant? (Score:3, Insightful)
Yes, humans are mammals with a lot of intelligence, relatively speaking.
So?
NO animal other than the human being can claim any of this.
No, other animals are less smart.
Now, ho
I'd be happy about this (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:I'd be happy about this (Score:2, Informative)
Alleles are not living entitites - they are different versions of a gene.
As to your second point, the USPTO did oppose the patenting of life forms (of any type). That is why the Chakrabarty case (mentioned in TFA)
dare I say it? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:dare I say it? (Score:5, Funny)
What? A bunch of human-monkey hybrids that will certainly vote Democrat?!
Re:dare I say it? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:dare I say it? (Score:2)
Re:dare I say it? (Score:5, Insightful)
Well American bible thumpers have a multipart strategy for countering the hordes of 7.5 feet tall Chinese with the 220 IQ:
- Nuclear weapons, lots of nuclear weapons, so if the good lord wont start the rapture they can give him(or her) a hand with an artificial one. The U.S. government is apparently starting work on two new warhead designs, in defiance of several efforts by Congress to stop it, one really big and one really small [counterpunch.org]. If the Republican's hold power a little while longer its likely we will see them break the global test ban treaty and start firing off nukes again. The test ban will most likely land in the same dumper as the ABM treaty, and the Kyoto accords, and the Geneva conventions on treating prisoners, Geneve conventions on treating civilians in occupied countries, U.S laws against torture, U.S. laws on due process, and of course the Constitution.
- Missile defense, it probably doesn't work but if it did it would keep the super intelligent Chinese from shooting back
- Stamp out birth control and abortion. Most religions do everything in their power to maximize population growth to increase the size of their flock, even if it does mean massive overpopulation. The Chinese are, by contrast aggressively trying to control population growth so maybe the bible thumpers, given enough time can out breed and out number them. There will be irony if in the next big war there will be a billion American soldiers, praising Jesus, as they use human waves to overwhelm the tiny Chinese Army, big and intelligent though they may be.
If the Chinese do all develop 220 IQ's there is a chance they might all become extremely enlightened and liberal. That means they will probably unilaterally disarm, and will be reluctant to start a war.
In this area low IQ Americans have a huge advantage. They will bankrupt their country buying weapons, and more weapons, and they are willing to use them at a drop of a hat.
I guess I'm saying is its possible geneticly engineering, super intelligent Chinese might be sitting ducks for low IQ, bigoted, hate filled, bible thumping Americans, who'll push the button in the name of Jesus.
Re:dare I say it? (Score:3, Funny)
Nah, the monkey's vote Republican
This averts a great tragedy. (Score:2, Funny)
Inadequate buyoffs (Score:5, Insightful)
Hopefully this will be a tipping point (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Hopefully this will be a tipping point (Score:4, Interesting)
This is from a former prof of mine that holds a few patents.
One click buying... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:One click buying... (Score:2)
-William G.
Does precedence matter to the USPTO? (Score:4, Insightful)
DAMN! (Score:5, Funny)
I was going to have some kids, patent them... then collect royalties off them when they have kids...
That way I could retire with relative ease.
Re:DAMN! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:DAMN! (Score:2)
Actually, I'm pretty sure that they will not have to pay you. Sure, your kids would be your IP but their kids will be a further works which will allow them to seek new patents.
Right?
Re:DAMN! (Score:2)
Re:DAMN! (Score:5, Funny)
That's the *worst* pun I've ever heard.
Re:DAMN! (Score:2)
This is great news (Score:5, Funny)
Can't wait to get started on my perfect pet!
Living in a Penthouse (Score:2, Funny)
what are her measurements going to be?
human chimeras should be made illegal (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Too Late... (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Too Late... (Score:2)
Re:Too Late... (Score:2)
Slightly raised = (-)+1 (Score:2)
This cannot be lauded as a 'step in the right direction' for the USPO, as that big bohemeth has been going down the wrong road for far too long.
Re:Slightly raised = (-)+1 (Score:4, Interesting)
I don't know how to ask this without sounding condescending, so here goes without any tact:
From the article: In 1987, the patent office announced it would draw the line at humans, but it offered no legal rationale or statutory backing.
So you see, this position is 18 years old. Also, it is basic knowledge of the patent system (but also implied by the article) that the USPTO doesn't possess ultimate authority to interpret law - that is the role of the judicial system.
Alternatively, this "activist" didn't even bother to pursue the appeal process, thereby keeping his application OUT of the court system, thereby preventing his "activism" from generating new case law, thereby stopping his heroism short of actually achieving anything but publicity. The USPTO rejected his application based on a stance it took in 1987 - there was no legal basis for the USPTO's stance in 1987 and because this "activist" failed to appeal, there is STILL no legal basis for the USPTO's stance. There is -literally- nothing new in this story. Well, nothing newer than 18 years ago.
So, I don't want to sound condescending, but there it is. You say, "This cannot be lauded as a 'step in the right direction' for the USPO" [sic], but I can't see how this story has anything newsworthy in it at all. If anything, this is a 'step in the right direction' for the public, for they might become slightly more aware how the Courts are actually in charge of what is or is not patentable, not the USPTO.
Here's to hoping. Keyword from the article: Chakrabarty.
How come this sounds like... (Score:3, Funny)
"...Now that he has been rebuffed by his community the scientist will turn his discovery towards evil - and unleash his unholy creation on the public to seek revenge!..."
I can see the SciFi channel picking up the phone to get the rights right now.
Well there go my dreams of financial independence. (Score:4, Funny)
Still, as long as it isnt part human, your chances of prevailing in the patent office seem pretty good. Which means the giant radioactive bees are definitely good to go.
A victory and a loss for the filer (Score:5, Interesting)
At the time he filed the patent, the head of the USPTO held a press conference and stated that he would be denying the patent on ethical terms, ground on which the USPTO is not supposed to tread. In actuality, I've heard that he was under pressure from industry, specifically two companies in the business of chimeric technologies (I can't remember their names, but one is located in MA, I believe). In any case, the fact that he was denied a patent is good -- other people/companies cannot patent similar creations. On the other hand, his loss is bad -- other people/companies can feel free to create chimaeras.
Re:A victory and a loss for the filer (Score:3, Interesting)
Interestingly, in my country, the list of inventions that may be excluded at will from patent protection include those which would interfere with the public order or morality ( AusFTA 17.9 [dfat.gov.au] clause 2A ). As this clause applies to both parties in the agreement, it would seem the USPTO now has this freedom as well.
R
Re:A victory and a loss for the filer (Score:3, Interesting)
what...?? (Score:5, Funny)
wow, talk about prior art [ntk.net].....
Not the end of the story (Score:5, Informative)
Pfft (that's the USPTO blowing raspberries) (Score:5, Insightful)
Fat lot of fucking good this decision did.
This won't affect other stupid patents. (Score:2, Informative)
Re:This won't affect other stupid patents. (Score:2)
Actually the Chakrabarty organism was not genetically engineered. It was the result of accelerating the process of natural selection by exposing naturally occuring organisms to supbrates containing PCBs until one was found that could live on PCBs as it's sole food source.
Prediction (Score:4, Insightful)
Damn! (Score:2, Funny)
A patent for not-patenting? (Score:2, Funny)
Denied because... (Score:2)
Manimal? (Score:3, Funny)
Wow (Score:2, Funny)
Encoding oddity (Score:2, Informative)
In the second page we see the "word":
déjÃ
Off to view source. It shows:
For Rifkin, the case was déjà vu
Oops. They meant déjà, and just had to get the snotty accents right. Unfortunately, they fed their UTF-8 text into a web publishing tool that assumed it was ISO Latin 1 or no doubt Win1252. Oops.
The sequence "0xC3 0xA9" is "é" when interpreted as
Re:Encoding oddity (Score:2, Funny)
Be careful what you wish for.
Wait, this is slashdot, where I wish the editors would just use English.
It has to be said. (Score:2)
--Bart Simpson
Sweet. (Score:2)
A photograph of the actual hyrbrid (Score:3, Funny)
http://www.histar.com/mornings/starchive/2002/1
Why it was denied. (Score:2)
It's not dead yet!!! (Score:2)
sadly, (Score:2)
Part human part animal? (Score:2)
Re:Part human part animal? (Score:2)
No punctuation was harmed in the writing of this.. (Score:2)
Porn Industry (Score:4, Interesting)
The best part (Score:2)
McDonalds. Now with 50% more cannibalism.
Prior art. (Score:3, Funny)
Planet of the Apes? (Score:3, Insightful)
Now that the patent is denied, nobody will have any reason to make an Ape-Human hybrid that will ultimately take over planets and such in the future.
At what point.... (?) (Score:3, Insightful)
From the article: "At what point is something too human to patent?"
Interesting question, but not easy to answer. A related question would be: at what point does a collection of cells become a human being and legal citizen with rights, etc. I think if we could answer that to everyone's satisfaction (or most everyone), then the author's question would also be satisfied. What does it mean to be human, and how closely do we guard nature's original design against scientific advances, personal liberties (abortion, made-to-order children...), etc.? Just questions to answer questions, I know... someone smarter than me can figure it out.
And by introducing abortion-related musings into the conversation, please allow me to apologize for bringing us that much closer to invoking Godwin (as abortion discussions almost always spiral downwards) In my defense, the issue *does* raise similiar concerns/issues/questions.
Re:Frightening (Score:2)
If we have the knowledge, we will. I can't think of one thing that we have the technology and resource to do that we have set as off-limits.
>Will it mean a race of sub-human slaves?
No. At least not in the US, due to the 14th Constitutional Amendment.
Re:Frightening (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Frightening (Score:3, Informative)
It's spelled 'Frankenstein.' It's pronounced 'Fronk-en-steen.'
And Frankenstein was the doctor who created the creature, not the creature himself.
Re:Frightening (Score:5, Funny)
We're not playing god. We're playing "code monkey". The language just happens to be DNA and we're reverse engineering a set of programs doen by a vastly supurior coder... sorta like a VB programmer trying to understand and modify the vi source code.
Re:So this means... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So this means... (Score:3, Funny)