Brain Controlled Computing a Reality 299
pchernyakov writes "Cyberkinetics Neurotechnology Systems told attendees at the American Academy of Physical Medicine and Rehabilitation annual conference that a 25-year-old quadriplegic with wires run from 100 tiny sensors implanted in his brain and out to a computer can use his thoughts to control a computer well enough to operate a TV, open e-mail and play Pong with 70% accuracy."
What does Captain Pike think? (Score:5, Funny)
Hmm... (Score:4, Funny)
I, for one (Score:3, Funny)
Porn (Score:5, Funny)
Really? (Score:4, Funny)
Damn, I can't even play Pong with 70% accuracy.
Now just hook it up to some robotics and... (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah but (Score:1, Funny)
yikes! (Score:5, Funny)
His first email? INCREASE THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS! PLEASURE WOMEN!
sigh. kinda makes you wish that email had never even come around...
(Jordan, if you see this...GET BACK TO WORK! =]
Re:Porn (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Fiction to reality.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What does Captain Pike think? (Score:1, Funny)
And now... (Score:1, Funny)
70% Pong Accuracy (Score:5, Funny)
I can do the first two easily enough, but he's got me beat on the 70% Pong rate...
Imagine.... (Score:1, Funny)
yeah (Score:3, Funny)
ahhhhh, watching the karma burn
Re:yikes! (Score:3, Funny)
Actually, I just installed BO2K on your machine.
Please stop wasting company time on Solitaire and Slashdot, then I'll get back to work.
--Jordan.
Re:Porn (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Hmm... (Score:5, Funny)
While we appreciate your interest in tinfoil hats to combat our new technology, we advise you not to try it. As indicated, this is hard-wired directly into your brain. Tinfoil hats have proven to be a problem for our mind control rays, since they are wireless, however the tinfoil has proven to be no match for a Makita to the frontal lobe.
In closing, we recommend that you drop these silly ideas that tin or even aluminum foil will be any match for our hard-wired technology. Thank you.
Your Future Thought Control Overlords
Re:Fiction to reality.. (Score:5, Funny)
we can just telnet to him if something goes wrong.
root@terminalman# killall -s SIGKILL braind
Re:But how many degrees of freedom? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hmm... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:How about.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Computer Potatoes (Score:1, Funny)
its easy, theyre called "moderators" around these parts.
Pong! (Score:4, Funny)
Call me when he can play Doom with 99% accuracy and I will volunteer!
Everything was going great until... (Score:4, Funny)
Obligatory Gibson quote (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What does Captain Pike think? (Score:5, Funny)
Finally... (Score:5, Funny)
Because it needed to be said... (Score:2, Funny)