Phoebe Pictures Released 123
EccentricAnomaly writes "NASA has begun to release some pictures from Cassini's Phoebe flyby last Friday. If you look at the thumbnail of this image or if you look at the right of these images, you can see a group of craters that look like a skull just south of the equator and something that looks like George Washington (wearing his wig) near the north pole. Come up with some good names for features, and you can submit your ideas to the IAU. There's a process for naming a newly discovered crater, fossa, or sulcus. By the way, the naming convention for Phoebe is people associated with Phoebe or the Greek islands."
Names associated with Phoebe (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Names associated with Phoebe (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Names associated with Phoebe (Score:5, Funny)
But these poor souls have no idea that just over 500 years before them there was a completely inconsequential but highly amusing television show, where a song called "Smelly Cat" played a minor character definition role. The point of this story is that we MUST have a crater named smelly cat, just to fuck with people's minds.
Re:Names associated with Phoebe (Score:1)
ET created Phoebe's orbit for just this purpose.
Oh no, not more features that look like faces! (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Oh no, not more features that look like faces! (Score:1)
Re:Oh no, not more features that look like faces! (Score:5, Informative)
Not only is Iapetus one of the moons actually discovered by Cassini (in 1671), but it has one black hemisphere and one white hemisphere. It is thought that dust accumulated from Pheobe is responsible for the coating on the darker hemisphere. Intriguingly, there is also a small black dot in the middle of the white hemisphere, exactly as described in 2001 (the book, not the film)...
Re:Oh no, not more features that look like faces! (Score:1)
Re:Oh no, not more features that look like faces! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Oh no, not more features that look like faces! (Score:2, Insightful)
Life resembling art is either a coincidence or due to the art using designs similar to what happens in reality. In this case, the symmetry of a dot in the center can be due to several natural processes.
Re:Oh no, not more features that look like faces! (Score:1)
So, is that art imititing life, or did was the dot always there and just noticed after Clarke wrote about it in his book, making for a very strange coincidence that is nothing more than an amusing anecdote to talk about on slashdot?
Re:Oh no, not more features that look like faces! (Score:1)
Re:Oh no, not more features that look like faces! (Score:5, Informative)
Well, since the colour of Iapetus' dark hemisphere is a different hue than Phoebe's, that theory is in question. See Space.com's page on Iapetus [space.com].
Re:Oh no, not more features that look like faces! (Score:4, Interesting)
btw, a mythology search show Suttug has the best story, he's a Dwarf that stole the mead of inspiration from the Gods.
Re:Oh no, not more features that look like faces! (Score:3, Interesting)
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Dust on Iapetus (Score:5, Interesting)
First, the moons are far, far apart. Phoebe orbits 5x farther from Saturn as Iapetus does - a difference on the order of 10 million km. Phoebe would have to be emitting a tremendous amount of dust for Iapetus to pick up any remotely visible amount of it.
Second, their orbits are inclined approximately 160 degrees apart. Iapetus orbits almost in Saturn's equatorial plane; Phoebe is nowhere near it. There's no astrophysical reason for the dust to get into Saturn's equatorial plane and stay there waiting for Iapetus. (Saturn's rings remain compressed into the equatorial plane by tidal forces near the planet, but those forces become extremely weak that far out. Iapetus orbits 30x farther from Saturn than the outermost large ring, and tidal forces decrease with at least the square of distance.) The volume of space that would have to be dusted by Phoebe to visibly darken Iapetus is simply prohibitively large.
Third, if Iapetus is darkened by dust, why not any of Saturn's other moons? OK, we don't yet know if Titan is, but the other moons should show some evidence of the same process, and they don't.
Fourth, Iapetus isn't half-and-half black and white like a chessboard or that race in Star Trek. Voyager showed that the dark area is a roughly circular area, roughly centered on the leading orbital hemisphere, with a highly irregular border. And there are light spots within the dark area - not a single dot in the center, but a few separated irregular areas. It's a surface feature of the moon with lower albedo, not "this half is black."
The dark area occupies a proportion of Iapetus's sphere similar to the proportion of the Pacific Ocean compared to Earth's sphere. Discounting the Velikovskyists, we're fairly sure that the Pacific Ocean was formed by Earthbound processes on our planet, so Iapetus's geological history could well have had something of similar scale.
I doubt we'll ever know for sure until an Iapetus lander spacecraft, which isn't even remotely in NASA's future plans yet. Yes, something weird happened on Iapetus, but it wasn't dust from little Phoebe.
Re:Dust on Iapetus (Score:2)
It's as dark as lampblack. It's so dark that the 'black' side is as dark 'white' side at night.
Also, Phoebe has much more variation in color than previously thought, so it's still too early to conclude the Phoebe is not the source of the dark side on Iapetus... Computer models show that it is possible.
Re:Dust on Iapetus (Score:2)
Maybe it was dust from Monica or Rachel?
Re:Oh no, not more features that look like faces! (Score:1)
Fakes! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Fakes! (Score:1)
Atlantis! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Fakes! (Score:2)
Re:Fakes! (Score:2)
This has always happened with moderately long URLs on Slashdot (at least those not posted as hyperlinks).
Re:Fakes! (Score:2)
It's probably one of The Clangers [clangers.co.uk]. Otherwise it's the soup dragon.
Re:Fakes! (Score:3, Interesting)
Increase the image contrast near black (or use a monitor that shows it well), and you'll notice some obvious brush strokes in space. Now, one can let the conspiracy theories fly as to why they're there.... realisticly, they were erasing art
Yeah, looks like (Score:5, Funny)
You brainwashed fools. That actually is George Washington. He's been hiding on Phoebe all this time, waiting for the state of affairs in the United States to hit rock-bottom before making his triumphant return and lifting American society to its pinnacle.
Judging from the clarity of the picture, it looks like he's making his final launch checks ;)
Re:Yeah, looks like (Score:2)
Also, it helps to have seen yesterday's King of the Hill...
Re:OT - George W. Re:Yeah, looks like (Score:1, Insightful)
Chaos abounds (Score:5, Interesting)
Speaking of chaos... (Score:3, Interesting)
Some of the smaller craters look almost as if they've got ant-lions [k12.il.us] hiding under them.
Submitting good names? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Submitting good names? (Score:3, Informative)
Eventually he'd get bored and start giving out names like "megagalaxusprimord", "hypertron" , "honeyiloveyoupleasedontleave" , "ihatethisjob", "imastar" and "uranus" .
Not to worry though! You can name your very own star here [yourstar.com]. Just don't come back to me when the aliens find out what you named their mother (earth)
Re:Submitting good names? (Score:4, Interesting)
Actually, I take that back. It's more of a Slashdot-we're-nerds sort of thinking to know offhand that they're bogus, but if you ever see one of those advertisements, they really seem legit: "Your star will be registered in the A.E.A.S.C. database" or whatever - that can mean "some excel file somewhere." They make users think they are officially naming the celestial body.
You'd have just as much sucess with an ad "Name an orphan in Liberia after your sweetheart! It'll be registered in L.O.L. database!" - it'd have just as much "official-ness."
I guess you're better off printing your own "star" coordinates off your own computer and save the $39.99...
Re:Submitting good names? (Score:2)
(this post © 2004 Just Some Guy)
Re:Submitting good names? (Score:2, Interesting)
Phoebe Naming Conventions (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Phoebe Naming Conventions (Score:1)
That's too simple. They would be Old Ditzy Blonde 1, Older Ditzy Blonde 2, and Petrified Ditzy Blonde 3.
Stunning (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Stunning (Score:5, Interesting)
It's kinda like driving a car, everyone is so used to it that it's ho-hum. Sad to say I can see that happening with space travel, boring nothing ho-hum till some alien species decides were food, cheap labor, and/or whatever.
If I could get on a ship and travel the galaxy and see everything I would. Unfortunatly I can't and probebly never will. Course there's a lot to see on our own planet as well. Though it's mostly a "been there, done that" deal, except for maybe the ocean floor. Mmmm crushing pressure.
Re:Stunning (Score:5, Insightful)
Well get on a plane and travel the earth - there is more unbelievably beautiful and amazing stuff here than anyone could see in 10 lifetimes, go to Ko Phi Phi in Thailand, Inis Mór in Ireland, see the Pyramids, Yosemite, sail the Chang Jiang etc etc etc etc or you could sit by your computer and wish your life away in some space travelling dreamland........your choice
Re:Stunning (Score:2)
Re:Stunning (Score:3, Interesting)
IF they have it as commodity. It's one of these things, just like "food pills", "rocket cars" and "personal helicopters" that children always think are 20 years away. Read children's (or even "big kids"') prophecies from, say, 1982, and you hear the same story. They didn't dream of tiny mobile phones, or portable DVD-players, or iPods. Likewise, you can't
Re:Stunning (Score:3, Insightful)
And this is just single, stupid, run-of-the-mill moon. How many breathtaking images can be taken throughout our solar system? Orange sunsets on Titan? dust storms on Mars?
Space has the appeal because it is there. That is why I think space tourism is real. People will go and pay for the opportunity to see this.
Will it be beyond our capability to launch a space hotel into long comet-like elliptical orbits?
Springfield (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Springfield (Score:2)
Re:Springfield (Score:2)
The memories of the time I knocked a bottle of Pepsi over my keyboard are still strong.
Re:Springfield (Score:2)
No no no...just power the machine down, unplug the keyboard, rinse it out real good with warm water (a MUST with non-diet soda, since the sugar gets sticky real fast), set it up to dry (preferably leaning up against something, so all excess water runs off the PCB) overnight, or if you're in a dry, varm environment, a few hours. Good as new!
Real Conversation with my wife (Score:5, Funny)
My Lovely Wife: Well, out of all the cast of "Friends" I thought she had the best career options.
Me:
(Really, she's only like this on astronomy.)
Screw this. (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sick of looking at black and white pictures of far-off places where the use of nuclear fusion not only makes sense but is also the only way to bring life to desolate locales.
I wanna go there. Where is my Eagle lander damnit?!! Where is my General Enterprises Hull? Where is my Millenium Falcon? Where is my Beaver-1?
Screw all this mechano-assembly 'space sciences', screw all this "lets invade Iraq so we can feed our fat society even more plastic landfill", screw all this "nuclear fusion will kill the Earth", I want my space-hardened nuke-powerplant packin' HumVee, and I want it NOW!!
Seriously. I'd move to Phoebe TODAY. But the closest I can get is a shitty winnebago on some beach in the Netherlands, or some crap like that. What's the frickin' holdup people?
Sheesh. New World Order my ass. Those guys have no clue what they're doing
Re:Screw this. (Score:2)
You and me both, brother. But Mars has better real estate prospects.
And it's fission, not fusion.
Re:Screw this. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Screw this. (Score:2)
Re:Screw this. (Score:1)
Well, maybe their sense of humor is Underrated.
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Re:Screw this. (Score:1)
Be thankful it doesn't come with a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation product!
Re:Screw this. (Score:2)
If you're referring to the works of Larry Niven, I believe you mean General Products Hull. And we don't have those because we haven't met Pierson's Puppeteers yet.
Re:Screw this. (Score:1)
Seems like Phoebe would be a pretty good place to find a puppeteer or two, anyway...
Phoebe (Score:2, Funny)
She can also honestly state "I am the offspring of Uranus" which is guaranteed to get a titter among those Titans who are into Beavis and Butt-Head.
Re:Phoebe (Score:1)
That's no moon (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's no moon (Score:2, Funny)
Re:That's no moon (Score:1, Funny)
cross thread info (Score:2, Interesting)
Pronounciation? (Score:1, Interesting)
How do you pronounce Phoebe? I've been saying it as 'foe-bay'. Is this correct? Horribly wrong?
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Re:Pronounciation? (Score:1)
Re:Pronounciation? (Score:5, Insightful)
Since it's not named after the character from the TV Series "Friends", but after an old greek goddess, it is completely irrelevant how the america-centric Slashdot crowd pronounces it. I'm from Germany, we say "Föbe", with Umlaut, but only the Gods know what the old Greek said. Or maybe a classical philologist.
In any case, the english pronounciation "Fee-Bee" is most probably totally wrong.
Re:Pronounciation? (Score:1, Interesting)
Hammered - seeking patterns? (Score:1)
I suppose it is very human to see faces or features in an inantimate object.
when I look at this asteriod / moon, the word/ pattern that comes to me is hammered.
Care Bear Stare... (Score:2, Funny)
Gotta name something the island of Lesbos (Score:5, Funny)
One of the Greek islands is the island of Lesbos (where the poet Sappho first wrote about love between women, and yes this is where the term lesbian comes from). This would be seriously cool on several counts:
In other words everyone who loves space exploration wins :-) .
Re:Gotta name something the island of Lesbos (Score:3, Funny)
I saw Nixon's face in a green pepper once (Score:4, Insightful)
Is this really the most important/interesting thing that Slashdot can tell us about the Phoebe mission so far? What next, a bulletin about a cloud that is shaped like a bunny rabbit?
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Re:Help me out here... (Score:1)
Re:Help me out here... (Score:2)
I do see Jason's goalie mask near the south pole though. It's as if you're looking down at him, and only one eye is visible.
From the voice of Pheobe... (Score:2, Funny)
Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault!
Had to say it.
hmmm... (Score:1)
More pictures just in... (Score:3, Informative)
The pictures mentioned earlier are still not taken from the closest point to Phoebe.
In the Imaging Diary [arizona.edu] you'll find the latest pictures, amongst which one taken from 2365 kilometers [arizona.edu] (1,470 miles).
Naked Pictures of Phoebe (Score:1)
"Thats no moon, its a spaceship..."
http://www.astronomy.com/images/astrokids/content
Re:Phoebe's Cat (Score:1, Offtopic)
Re:Phoebe's Cat (Score:1, Funny)
I would have liked it more if they fired the guys and stuck with the "frolicking in the fountain" theme. Throw in some nice bubbly soap and you've got a ratings riot, my friend.