Cool New Ideas to Save Brains 42
An anonymous reader writes "An estimated 700,000 Americans suffer strokes each year. Researchers are looking for ways to cool the head of a stroke victim while keeping the rest of the body at normal temperature; they've developed a nifty cool helmet to accomplish this. Cooling the brain essentially puts the brain in 'pause' mode, giving doctors time before damage from oxygen starvation occurs. This is similar to the way in which near-drowning victims do much better if they are in freezing water rather than in warmer water."
All that.... (Score:3, Funny)
Looks like... (Score:3, Funny)
Igor (Score:3, Funny)
"what do you want me to do, Master"
"Find brains, and save them. There is a large quantity of pickle jars in the room off the laboratory".
Re:Igor (Score:4, Funny)
Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Do you mean to tell me that I put an abnormal brain into an, 8 foot tall, 300 pound, GORILLA?!!!
Re:Igor (Score:1)
Monster: GROAN
But... (Score:5, Funny)
Re: But... (Score:5, Informative)
Actually, TPA treatment is dramatically effective if given within the time window of effectiveness, but as the article alluded to there are other issues with treatment of stroke via TPA, specifically one has to ensure that the stroke is an embolic stroke (meaning a blocking off of blood flow) as opposed to a hemorrhagic stroke (meaning a leak in blood vessels of the brain) as TPA can worsen a stroke that is hemorrhagic in nature. So, careful diagnosis becomes critical. Additionally, TPA administration itself can be a little tricky and can cause a fair risk of damage, but again the alternative.....
Re: But... (Score:1)
As far as headaches go, well, right again, if you don't already have a kill
Almost certainly (Score:2, Informative)
I had a hood on, but five minutes in that kind of water and the hood isn't so good. You get an awful ice-cream headache. Then you get so numb you can barely feel your face. Then your regulator freezes up. (then you practice your emergency decompression ascent)
So yeah, external cold source to the head gives a bad headache, but not for to
Re:Almost certainly (Score:2)
Re:Almost certainly (Score:2)
I'm sure I'll get back to it someday, but for now I've got PTSD about it and stick to bath-temperature reef diving. Unfortunately, I don't get south very often so that puts a cramp on my dive hours.
Re:Almost certainly (Score:2)
Back when I was an active diver I did quite a few ice dives -- for several years in a row we did a ceremonial ice dive at midnight on New Years, I forget how that started.
Re:Almost certainly (Score:2)
Going by hits on Google it doesn't seem to be around anymore. I've seen English channel swimmers goop up with some kind of grease to keep them warm.
I'm not quite brave enoug
Re:Almost certainly (Score:2)
Well, no question that you need to be well organized for an ice dive: tenders, safety ropes, standby safety divers (with longer ropes), etc. Rather embarassing (to say the least!) if you can't find your way back to the hole. Although, in all the ice dives I was ever involved in (my club did quite a few -- Canadian winters
brain freeze (Score:2, Funny)
Couldn't they accomplish the same thing just by having the patient dring a cold drink really fast?
I know this is a serious subject, but I couldn't resist ;-)
top 10 existing ways to save brains (Score:3, Funny)
9. pkzip -a cerefilum.zip *brain*.*
8. "The tribe has spoken.." [CLICK!]
7. Saran wrap.
6. Solve the Poincare Conjecture. Nahhh, no one will ever do that
5. Tinfoil helmets. They're cheap, and I don't know a single person wearing one who received control messages from the Bildeburgers.
4. Serve brains? [kittyfox.net]. Oh, sorry, misunderstood.
3. Tweak the DMCA to make it an instant capital offense to write or read fanfic of any kind.
2. "Turn that radio away from Rush Limbaugh!"
1. Buy all the syndication rights for "Gilligans Island" and sit on them.
Cool blood vs body (Score:2)
yeah, but how well will it really work? (Score:5, Informative)
would have to be removed through the skull (not sure what the thermal conductivity of bone tissue is), it makes me wonder how effective this would really be at cooling the interior regions of the brain without cooling the other parts of the body as well. I would suspect it would only be marginally useful at cooling just the outer portions, and even that would be countered by the warmer blood flowing through it. I'm sure it sounds real good in their brochure.
Try this (Score:3, Interesting)
I bet it is
Re:Try this (Score:4, Informative)
Another thing to consider... Hold your hand only in ice water, and see if your arm doesn't become cold. As the original poster pointed out, the blood flowing out will be quite cold, and thus cool the rest of the body.
And a final concen not mentioned, is the fact that the body's thermostat is up in the brain. When somebody is suffering from heat stroke, putting ice on the back of their neck will make them FEEL cooler all over, and actually worsen the situation, since it chills the brain and causes it to think "My body is cold! Must increase heat production!"
Overall, if it was JUST the brain, no problem. But since the body is an integrated system, I wonder if this is really a proper approach.
Re:Try this (Score:2)
Re:yeah, but how well will it really work? (Score:2)
prior art (Score:3, Funny)
Head cooling (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, while they're still "in situ" (Score:2)
"You.. You cooked her nines!... OUT! Out of my HOUSE! Out of my LIFE!"
-- Steve Martin, "The Man With Two Brains"
Uh huh (Score:4, Funny)
Prior Art? (Score:1)
You mean with an ice pack?
Injecting cool liquids? (Score:3, Interesting)
I think a study is about to get underway - extent of brain damage and recovery times will be compared to those who have not been injected with cooled liquids.
Of course, ambulance response times need to be faster, otherwise the damage would already be done.
Prior art. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Prior art. (Score:2)
Re:Prior art. (Score:1)
detritus is a troll who discovered that his brain works better if it is supercooled cos trolls live in the mountains where it is really cold and become really stupid in the city cos their heads get too warm which slows down their brain functions. The zombie is called Reg Shoe.
Clueless indeed.
Re:Prior art. (Score:2)
Re:Prior art. (Score:1)
Save your brain (Score:1)
Front:
Call 24 hours ###-###-####
In case of death see reverse for Biostasis Protocol
Reward #####
Back:
Call now for instructions
Push 50,000 U Heparin by IV and do CPR while cooling with ice to 10C -Keep PH 7.5
NO Embalming
NO Autopsy
Also useful for hypoxia in infants (Score:2, Informative)
Liquid breathing (Score:3, Informative)
Of course this technique is not useful in an ambulance, due to the fact that you have to apply local anasthetics to the lung in order to prevent the cough reflex when the liquid enters the lung/lungs. Also, you have to put the patient in a respirator, because breathing liquid is so taxing on the diaphragm muscles, that all your energy is spent on breathing - you can't do anything else.
Russian heart surgery (Score:2, Interesting)
With the decline of the USSR, hospitals often went underfunded without complex heart/lung machines. Yet it is necessary to stop the heart during open heart surgeries. As a solution, doctors chill the person's body, packing the head in ice, and removing the blood replacing it with some chilled liquid. Then they have an hour after stopping the heart.
hydergine also reputedly prolongs brain life (Score:2, Informative)
Hydergine(tm) [2] reputedly also prolongs brain life in oxygen-starved conditions, according to the c. 1980 book "Life Extension: A Practical Scientific Approach" by research Dr
Migraine use? (Score:3, Interesting)
One thing that i can tell you about migraines is that, while individual results vary, almost anything that has an effect on blood pressure and blood flow can change a migraine for somebody. For many patient, an ice pack on the head and one on the back of the neck is the best way to start easing the pain.
I read this story and thought, this could be a treatment for otherwise debilitating migraines, especially for those people who have real trouble with triptan medications.
Don't know about y'all, but i'll be watching closely when they start using this for things like that. The milder extra pain caused by the cold is worth it compared to the ice pick throbbing of a migraine- it's even a relief, if you can get it 'instead' rather than 'as well...'