Growing Your Own Gold 64
An anonymous reader submits: "Scientists believe it may be possible to grow gold like growing potatoes. Time to throw away my IT degree and go back to being a primary producer!"
In the long run, every program becomes rococco, and then rubble. -- Alan Perlis
Dang it (Score:4, Funny)
Oh well, good thing I didn't quit my day job then...
How big? (Score:1)
Really? Takes me about a few seconds and a good porno mag.
McDonalds Golden Fries (Score:2)
If this works out, McDonald's will have a new prize giveaway. No more Monopoly: now it is "Golden Fries"
(Hot coffee trolls refrain from replying to item)
From the article.. (Score:4, Funny)
I bet by the time you factor in health insurance, wages, and a 401K plan growing gold is no longer a functioning business plan.
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Re:From the article.. (Score:2)
Hmm, but what if you harnessed the power of the Internet? I smell a winner!
Re:Hey Dan Quayle! (Score:1, Informative)
Re:Hey Dan Quayle! (Score:4, Funny)
However, the plural of "gyro" (the sandwich, rhymes with "hero") is "gyros" [1 [reference.com]]. Oddly, though, the plural of "gyro" (short for "gyroscope") is also listed as "gyros", though I would think it should be "gyroes"
When I say them out loud, I can hear a long sound like "oes" in "heroes", where I hear a more clipped "os" in "gyros" -- though maybe that's just my trying to add a Greek accent. When I say "gyroes" out loud, emphasizing the "y" with a Texas drawl, it really sounds like an "oes". And my co-workers look over the cube walls to see what form of dementia I'm currently exhibiting.
Potatoes, gyros, heroes... All this posting is making me hungry. Time for lunch.
Unspoken (Score:5, Informative)
So unless you happen to live near a large, undiscovered underground tract of gold, your chance of growing gold in your backyard like potatoes is just about zero.
Re:Unspoken (Score:3, Interesting)
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the problem that they're running into is that they don't know which microbes they're looking for. it's a "they'll know it when they see it" kind of thing.
Of course, it's all just a theory. He could be wrong. But it certainly sounds plausible.
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> decipher your ridiculous glob of letters
You have answered your own question:
> why include the expanded form of the abbreviation in parentheses
IANAPC (I am not a professional comedian), but I think it's a joke.
If it doesn't have an icon of a foot on it, I guess you can't figure that out for yourself...
Lighten up!
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Composting lousy ore with some bacteria sounds like a nice proposal (compared to the current method - macerating it with cyanide solution).
Now they need to identify the useful microbes and find out how to speed up the process, 10^6 years is bit slow.
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What if I happen to have a neutron accelerator and some lead in my backyard?
Re:Unspoken (Score:1, Interesting)
Sounds like the long way around Farmer Brown's Barn.
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what they do... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:what they do... (Score:3, Insightful)
maybe one day, (Score:1)
I guess that was my original point, that this isn't spontaneous generation, or any number of other things... just accretion.
Re:maybe one day, (Score:2)
Re:maybe one day, (Score:2)
Piling together a bunch of gold particles does get you a bigger chunk of gold.
Re:what they do... (Score:1)
and when it says 'like' it doesn't mean 'exactly the same way as', it means 'in a way which is similar'
Anyone notice the .au domain? (Score:5, Funny)
Coincidence, but funny nonetheless.
Re:Anyone notice the .au domain? (Score:2)
*dons his gold-foil hat*
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Flowers and mines (Score:5, Funny)
Only Gold? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Another process that can produce gold nuggets is simply smacking together smaller bits of gold. Think hammering. Since water action can concentrate gold in parts of streams & rivers, these woul
how appropriate (Score:4, Funny)
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seawater and gold. (Score:1)
could a vat of these microbes be fed sea-water and turn it all into gold rapidly?
gold has many uses. if i could make a machine that could 'grow' tons of it, i sure as hell would.
Re:seawater and gold. (Score:2)
Besides, if they actual could transform water into gold, gold would be horribly devalued, causing an economic crisis. A lot of gold's value comes from the fact that it is so scarce.
Re:seawater and gold. (Score:1)
Ummmm....bad idea economically (Score:2, Insightful)
It works for Diamonds... (Score:1, Informative)
The Diamond cartels hoard most of the Diamonds so that only a very small percentage is available for public consumption. Scarcity is manufactured, and the prices are artificially inflated to the financial gain of the cartels.
Re:Ummmm....bad idea economically (Score:3, Insightful)
(*) Thirteen percent of the Earth's crust [www.adlc.ca].
Re:Ummmm....bad idea economically (Score:2)
Yes, it would have an economic impact; no, it's not necessarily appropriate to conclude that it would be a seriously negative one.
The ma
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That would explain why... (Score:1)
during the United State's first gold rush, which took place in the North Georgia mountains in the early 1800's around the town of Dahlonega, the "mother lode" was never found. All that was ever found was gold dust and nuggets. [goldrushgallery.com] But what nuggets!!!
Scientists (Score:1)
All right, who let those "scientists" escape from the mental institute?
Georgius Agicola said it first (Score:5, Interesting)
Written in 1556, by a German, in Latin -- it covered labor management, metal working, ore processing, mining and prospecting .
Agricola explained that gold grew in the ground, like the roots of trees. So, he said it first.
(The first book was entitled Pirotechnia [astragalpress.com], written in Italian, in the city of Siena, in 1540, by one Vannocio Biringucio.)
(I know Agricola doesn't sound like a German name. His real name was Georg Bauer. Like Nicholas Copernicus he translated his name into Latin. People did that back then.)
Re:Georgius Agicola said it first (Score:2)
Agricola explained that gold grew in the ground, like the roots of trees...(snip)...Like Nicholas Copernicus he translated his name into Latin
Unlike Nicholas, he had a sense of humor: "Agricola" is latin for "farmer".
Re:Georgius Agicola said it first (Score:2)
The RIAA will still sue, Metallica, as proven many times in the past, belongs to them.
I, for one.. (Score:2, Funny)