
Longest Snake 38
bobbyb0y writes "Here's an article at BBC reporting what could be the longest snake ever caught. You can look at some of its pictures online. Currently on display at a zoo in Indonesia. Its a monster of a python weighing close to 450 kilos and ~15m long. Beat that anaconda. Seems it has developed a nice taste for dogs too!!"
ATTN: lady Slashdotters (Score:3, Funny)
There is a snake in my trousers that takes issue with this story.
One-Eyed Trouser Snake (Score:2)
Penis Song Lyrics
Monty Python
The Meaning Of Life
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they
Send a snake to dispose of a snake. (Score:2, Funny)
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That's odd... (Score:2)
Scepticism (Score:3, Insightful)
That said, I expect it's just incompetent journalism, and we'll see solid proof soon.
Incidentally, is anyone else getting sick of the "500 - internal server error" from
Forget verification... how to catch it? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Scepticism (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Scepticism (Score:1)
I just got back from lunch and read that as "insensitive clod".
Re:News for nerds. (Score:5, Funny)
Of course it does. This is gonna be a big point in favor for the Python-lovers against the Perl-afficionados: "The largest python ever weighed 447 kilograms - has there EVER been a perl weighing ever 4.47 kg? No? Of course not! Therefore, Python rules. Oh, and by the way, Python eats parrots for snacks!!!!".
Of course it's stuff that matters.
(we need to get out more)
Reticulated Python (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Reticulated Python (Score:1)
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Re:Reticulated Python (Score:1, Funny)
So... (Score:1, Redundant)
(Damn being anonymous on the internet is cool.)
The feed it pets? (Score:2, Interesting)
If they are feeding it dogs and cats.. blah...
More pictures (Score:1)
http://www.detik.com/berita-foto/2003/12/31/20031
Ciao,
Ronny
Longest maybe -- but is it the biggest? (Score:2)
Similarly, I wonder if there is a snake bigger than this longest python?
Like a fish... (Score:1)
Re:Like a fish... (Score:1)