Ring a Bell And I'll Salivate 160
mosch writes "Humans have been trained to yearn for ice cream in the same way as Pavlov's fabled bell. I won't be impressed until they can make a healthy human male yearn for a nice healthy vegan dinner."
Vegans (Score:5, Funny)
What about a healthy human male yearning for a nice healthy vegan?
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Have you ever met any of these 'real vegans' in person? I have, and they are the healthiest people I've ever met. When you say they're rail-thin, I assume you mean they're not the normal fat-ass overw
Re:Vegans (Score:2, Interesting)
Most of the folks I know have serious health problems of some kind. One individual whose immune system is failing was order by his doctor to start eating some kind of meat (beef or chicken). Instead of obeying the doctor's orders, he quit going to the doctor. He is constantly sick and has horr
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It's hard to do vegan, but not nearly as impossible as your FUD might suggest. I wouldn't want to be a vegan in the hills of the South, but in a big city, I'm sure you could find many, many vegan restaurants and food stores to help you along.
By the way, I'm a vegetarian, and though I eat eggs and dairy, I do so sparingly, and I'm as healthy as I
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Unfortunately, many doctors are clueless about things outside there experience. Had the doctor done a bit of research, he would have found easy way's of getting proper nutrition from vegetable sources [americanheart.org].
Re:Vegans (Score:2, Interesting)
Vegans are a group of new-age diet gurus who tell everyone who will listen that they are evil for eating meat.
I know a lot of vegans, have conversations with them regularly, and not a single one has told me that I am evil for eating meat.
If you meet a vibrant, glowing person who tries to sell you on a vegan diet, they're killing animals somewhere.
We're all killing animals somewhere. Most vegans tend to kill fewer animals than others. That's not always true, of course. A person who regularly hunts
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Just one fallacy does not a "fool" make.
BTW I love diary products.
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This is as silly as saying all computer scientists are socially inept geeks who tell everyone who will listen that they are stupid for using any Microsoft products.
Every vegan and vegetarian I've met has considered their diet a personal choice, and not everyone does it for ethical reasons, many do it for health.
Which brings me to my next point: the myth that vegan/vegetarian diets are inherentl [ufl.edu]
Mixing up Vegans and Vegetarians. (Score:2)
Vegetarians don't eat animals (including fish, chickens, etc.), but some of us eat eggs and milk and others don't. Vegans not only don't eat eggs and milk, usually because you can't get them without killing animals, and in typical agriculture it also involves being mean to them, and they also
Healthy Vegan? (Score:1, Troll)
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Vegan girls taste better? (Score:1)
I have found vegetarians to be sweeter, other girls are more sour.
I have experienced changes in the flavour of girlfriends when they started their eating/smoking habits.
Has anyone found corroborating evidence to support my findings?
ISR, Bell Rings YOU (Score:5, Funny)
And you call yourselves editors...
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Humans have been trained to yearn for ice cream in the same way as Pavlov's fabled bell.
I know that as written, it's saying that Pavlov's bell yearned for ice cream. But I'm sure they meant to say:
Humans have been trained to yearn for ice cream in the same way as for Pavlov's fabled bell.
. . . meaning that humans have been trained to want ice cream as badly as they wanted Pavlov's bell.
After all, what else could they have meant?
I'd rather have a pizza dinner... (Score:1, Funny)
make a healthy human male yearn for a nice healthy vegan dinner
Yuck! Vegans are tough and stringy!
Kill Vegans ... (Score:5, Funny)
Great Malda's Ghost! What is this world coming to? Don't those poor misguided Earth children know anything about the Vegans at
Vegetarians?! What? What kinda damn philosophical movement names themselves after three-eyed bastards from space? Damn! Damn!
At what point was this doubted? (Score:5, Insightful)
Maybe I'm out of touch - but at what point was it even questioned whether or not conditioned response worked on humans? Sure we've got a lot more going on that might "override" the stimulus, but conditioned response just seems to be one of those very primitive reactions that would still be with us.
Re:At what point was this doubted? (Score:5, Funny)
Humans obviously can NOT be conditioned like animals. Humans are not animals; they are the keepers of Our Lord's Earth. Humans were perfectly designed by the Grand Creator Lord Jesus On High. Let us pray that He will deliver us from those heathens in Alabama who are stealing our constitutional rights to free (as in beer) speech and freedom from illegal religions.
Re:At what point was this doubted? (Score:1)
Humans are not animals
Are they plants?
Yeah, couch potatoes, but the rest?
Let's give credit where credit is due (Score:2)
Yeah but He used stolen source code from Osiris.
Re:At what point was this doubted? (Score:5, Interesting)
Decide on some desired behavior (the typical example would be standing by the door, and/or standing with the back towards the class). Then, whenever the teacher does something that is a bit like the desired behavior - moves a step or two towards the door, for example, some people should perk up a little, smile a little more and show a little more interest in what the teacher says. If the teacher moves away from the desired goal, do the opposite - lose concentration, look less happy and so on.
_If_ the class does this unobtrusively, so the teacher does not conciously notice something going on, you are likely to have that teacher finishing up the class standing next to the door, talking over his shoulder.
In social animals, such as humans, the most powerful reinforcer of them all is social interaction. It works far better than any other rewarding stimulus.
Re:At what point was this doubted? (Score:1)
Consider yourself impressed. (Score:5, Informative)
As a healthy male vegan, can consider yourself impressed.
I generally yearn for food from one of Chicago's many vegan-friendly restaurants [j3n.net] than my own concoctions, but that says more about my cooking abilities than anything else.
Some other, more well-known, healthy male vegans:
Re:Consider yourself impressed. (Score:5, Informative)
It's rather like claiming a healthy married male is incapable of resisting the temptations of other beautiful women. It sells short our sex.
You ought to see their diet! (Score:2, Interesting)
Just because you process them down and change their appearance, does not change the nature of what they are consuming.
Yearn for a nice healthy vegan dinner (Score:1, Funny)
Easy! Serve said dinner out of a vagina.
Re:Yearn for a nice healthy vegan dinner (Score:1, Funny)
Great ads (Score:3, Interesting)
I suspect, if this research wasn't sponsored by some advertisement company. This is great technology for commercials. Everybody needs just a little training, and then, wherever they show appropriate fractal images on TV, all the people will run into the shops for their ice cream, destroying anything in their way
I wonder if this would work for other things than food as well.
Re:Great ads (Score:1)
Have you tried playing Polybius [slashdot.org]?
=)
-g
i wonder how much commercials (Score:5, Interesting)
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Vegans (Score:5, Funny)
OB: Simpsons (Score:3, Funny)
Smithers: Shall I send out for some Chinese Sir?
Burns: No, those people are all gristle.
Re:Vegans (Score:2)
One is a punk-rock friend of mine that has recently become vegan (memorial day to be exact). He's adamant about not eating meat or meat products (including eggs or milk), not cause he cares about the animals (he has leather pants for Christ's sa
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But if we expand those rights onto them, don't we expect them to have responsibilities that come with those rights? Such as to not kill other animals as well? Then we'll have to start throwing those lions & tigers in jail for killing the poor, defenseless gazelles. It'll be the new war on drugs.
Please, don't call me wrong because I eat meat -- a very large number of animals eat meat. Are they wrong for killing?
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ah... so it begins... (Score:2, Insightful)
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Of course, there are other factors as well. In American society, men tend to eat a lot of red meat, whereas salads and vegetables, being more popular among female diets, are sometimes viewed as "chick food". While these are not a universal correlation (men eat some salads, women do eat hamburgers), the topic post's reference to males' dislike for vegan foods clearly plays to this tendency. Deviation from societal norms leads to occasional abrasiveness and ridicule, particularly when it comes to behavior that is deemed unmanly. If I showed up for work on Monday with a pink Hello Kitty t-shirt, the other guys at work would probably tease me.
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I think the vegan diet is alright. If strict attention is paid towards acquiring all the amino acids daily, it can be healthy. If not, hormone imbalance, malnutrition, and many other maladies can be the result.
I personally love meat (had a dry-aged ribeye wrapped in uncured bacon last night) but my bride-to-be eats only fish and
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I really don't think that you could eat meat and not consider yourself a killer.
What if the animal whose meat you're eating didn't die?
If you aren't prepared to kill, butcher, and then prepare your meat you shouldn't be eating it.
Why not? If I'm not prepared to deliver a baby, should I not have kids? If I'm not prepared to clean out a septic system should I not take a shit? If there are other people who are willing to do the dirty work, why shouldn't I reap the benefits?
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I wouldn't feel sorry for you, your wife, or your child if you impregnated your wife, went about your business 'Doop-dee doo!', and she went into labor and died on a stuck subway car because you were too busy to read about birthing a child so you could help her out.
If I'm not prepared to clean out a septic system should I not take a shit?
A properly maintained septic system doesn't really go bad. It's your fault for flushing shit that doesn
Re:ah... so it begins... (Score:1)
What about all of those innocent plant, being killed for vegan satisfaction? Plants have feelings too - at least that's what some hippies say. They are certainly alive - but people have no issue ripping their their heads off and maiming them.
I dont see how people can draw a line between plants and animals. Food is food, our body required a balanced diet. We dont eat cats and dogs because they are pets, we dont eat dolph
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I really don't think that if you can't put a computer together from just copper wire and transistors, you cannot consider yourself a programmer.
Hey, I can't make catsup from raw tomatoes, does that mean I can't eat pizza? Please think a little more next time.
Re:ah... so it begins... (Score:1)
I'm not a "Killer" because I don't "Kill" things, that's a simple one for first year english students. By your logic I've killed a bunch of people in Iraq by paying my taxes, but I havent. Likewise if I give you $50 to buy a gun and you use it to kill someone else, I haven't killed that guy either.
If you aren't prepared to kill, butcher, and then prepare your meat you shouldn't be eating it.
Wow! This is fun! If
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It's pretty hypocritical for someone who regularly eats meat from a store, but is unable to look the creature in the eye before killing it for the meat.
It would only be hypocritical if the person professes that it's OK to eat meat. Doing something immoral is not hypocrisy in itself.
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Perhaps you missed the initial salvo that went like this:
I won't be impressed until they can make a healthy human male yearn for a nice healthy vegan dinner.
The implication is that only vegan dinners are healthy, and more so, that an omnivorous meal is unhealthy. That's a pretty hefty attack and will naturally bring responses. Imagine if the poster had said, "I won't be impressed until they can make a homosexual male yearn for a nice healthy heterosexual relationship." or "I won't be impressed until th
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I used to live next door to a vegetarian and I can definitely say that soy milk is NOT a suitable replacement for whole milk, which I thoroughly enjoy.
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No other species wears clothes, cooks/bakes, builds motorized vehicles, reads poetry, plays baseball, or posts on slashdot.
Rice milk and soy milk are like skim milk and powdered milk - if you grew up with them or have been drinking them for a while, they are fine, but they are a major shock to those who haven't had them on a regular basis.
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I gots ta have ma cheese and meat.
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To put it in another way, some subset of vegetarians, especially vegans, see their choice as a political one, rather than a personal one. And any political movement, especially when radical and extremist, will
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What a beautiful way to drive home his point about stupid extremists. He makes a simple, factual statement and you make it extreme. Although, that is the American way, these days (or is it the Hollywood way?). Extreme Football, extreme snowboarding, extreme vegans. Get it?
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I have nothing against vegetarians. I have nothing against meals that lack meat or meat by-products. But I have a distinct disgust at the holier-than-thou attitudes of those who refer to themselves as "vegan".
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I disagree with this completely. I live in a pretty f'ing socially backward area, but if I said to someone "I'm a vegan," (although I am not) I might get a strange look (amused or ignorant, can't be sure), but very few (about the same % as there are rabid vegans, probably) will spout off about the values of red meat. If I say, however, "you're a murderer for eating meat," I'd expect to get my ass kicked. That's just as bad as me sayi
Re:ah... so it begins... (Score:1, Flamebait)
What I've never understood is why non-vegetarians are so damned abrasive towards vegetarians?
Probably jealousy. There are a lot of non-vegetarians who know that they are contributing to something which is wrong. But meat is an addiction, and our society makes it extremely difficult to quit. I've tried several times myself, and I can't do it.
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Oh (self-)righteous one, I am jealous of you for depriving yourself of certain types of food. WTF? I laugh at you for it, but I respect your decision to do so. Why is it anyone who chooses to be different calls themselves persecuted when the majority asks them WTF they are doing. It's not because we're jealous, it's because we're confused by you.
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Oh (self-)righteous one, I am jealous of you for depriving yourself of certain types of food.
Really? I don't deprive myself of any types of food. If you read my comment you would realize I'm not a vegetarian.
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When I said "you," I am using it to mean "a vegetarian." If it's a problem, exchange all ocurrences of "you" with "them."
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If it's a problem, exchange all ocurrences of "you" with "them."
So how is anyone being (self-)righteous? And who is calling themselves persecuted? I stand by my answer. I think non-vegetarians are abrasive towards vegetarians primarily due to jealousy.
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How are they jealous? And of what? My point is, that's an entirely ridiculous statement. You are arguing semantics, I'm arguing the point. WHAT IS THERE TO BE JEALOUS ABOUT?
Definitely not health, as that has more to do with eating responsibly, as opposed to the types of foods you eat (excluding "junk food" of course). Their willpower? If I want willpower, I'll quit smoking. Not to mention the that I think mo
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That's as ludicrous as saying "he starved to death, but he conquered his food-addiction." It's not an addiction, it's FOOD. I'm addicted to cigarettes, I may be addicted to alcohol, but I'm not going to try to break my addiction to air. It's a pretty big step.
> Where are you getting this from?
Personal experience. Much better than statistics, although not nearly as flexible.
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And with statements like that, you are proving you don't want a discussion, since meat is food.
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What you mean to say is "meat is not necessary unlike VEGETABLES are" then. Well, vegetables aren't really necessary either, if you eat meat, take the right supplements... and a boatload of metamucil if you don't want cramps for the rest of your life... but yeah, whatever. I don't think this argument is going anywhere. We'll just have to agree to disagree that you're wrong
J/K, In the end, it doesn't matter to me if someone is a vegeta
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Food is not necessary, unlike food is. Fucking brilliant.
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Ah, so what you are saying is you refuse to think. I am getting tired of this nonsense. You cannot survive, be healthy and strong without meat, unless you live in an area where certain plants are available, or you take diet supplements.
You will not find a vegan (and it would be difficult to find a vegetarian) bodybuilder who does not take pills/supplements, if they even exist at all.
Ergo, it is an important food group. Humans have been eating meat since be
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You cannot survive, be healthy and strong without meat, unless you live in an area where certain plants are available, or you take diet supplements.
So it is possible. You just have to live in an area where certain plants are available, or take diet supplements.
Humans have been eating meat since before recorded time, and you think you are being clever by saying meat isn't food?
I never said meat isn't food. Meat is food. But meat is not necessary, like food is.
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That sentence makes no sense, but I think I finally grok your meaning.
"Meat is not a necessary food."
I still disagree, as vegetables aren't a necessary food either, but at least that's not blatantly stupid.
You had the answer, why overrule yourself? (Score:3, Insightful)
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It's not fear of what is different. It's, as you say, that vegetarians have a tendency to be impolite.
Here's an example. I was sitting at a table at a wedding and one of the people at the table was a vegetarian. The wait staff messed up who had the vegetarian meal and accidentally set down a steak in front of said vegetarian. What do you th
+1 Flamebait (Score:1, Flamebait)
Yeah, they can do that. I just requires the removal of most of the brain.
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vagina dinner? (Score:1, Funny)
Must be a slow day, I thought he said vagina dinner. I thought it was only the brothers who turn their nose up at good pussy.
Why am I not suprised michael accepted this story? (Score:3)
That would be *very* impressive, seeing how a vegan lifestyle is more of a liberal political statement than a sincere attempt at a healthy balanced lifestyle.
I mean, try and imagine a Carls Jr. commercial for vegans. It begins with some unshaved buff construction worker ordering the new Six Dollar Salad. He salivates as he picks up the 3 lb. vegetable delight complete with peas, broccoli, cauliflower, and various Chinese herbs. After taking a huge bite, he wipes away lots of 0% fat ranch dressing from his chin. The commerical ends with Carls Jr.'s new slogan "If it came from an animal, it doesn't belong in your face."
michael, save your liberal/flamebait articles for http://yro.slashdot.org [slashdot.org]. You and science mix like oil and water.
Eating Veggie at Carl's Jr. (Score:2)
Level 5 vegans? (Score:5, Funny)
"I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow."
Ahhh, someone who listens to Barenaked Ladies (Score:1)
Words and Music by Steven Page
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Prior Art (Score:2)
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Um, but? (Score:1, Insightful)
Isn't this an oxymoron? In the immortal words of Paul Rodriguez "I've never met a vegetarian that looked like he could kick MY ass".
Regerdless of how many times you people say otherwise, it doesn't change the fact that a BALANCED diet that includes some meat and/or animal products is healthier than a purely vegan diet.
LK
No way. (Score:1)
Yeah, that would hell of a trick. But I think it would be easier to get everybody pay taxes with a smile.
Beside everybody gets exposed to a unhealty dose of conditioning, they call it education. Everybody gets conditioned, with clothing being the most common. How many people do you know aren't at least unconfortable about being naked among other people? If you give a bit of thought, it's pretty unnatural
status quo (Score:1)
Re:status quo (Score:2)
Yes.
If there is no society, there are no societal ills. Granted, I'd probably be one of the first fifty million to die.
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Funniest of all, the 3000 or so Vegans in that group would mostly be eaten by animals :)
Ring a bell and I'll salivate (Score:1)
contradiction in terms (Score:3, Insightful)
That's highly unlikely. If we want to make "having the nutrients necessary for good health" a prerequisite to "healthy," then it is nearly impossible to have a "healthy vegan dinner."
This of course assumes we take the optimistic view of the possibility of a "nice vegan dinner."
A nice healthy vegetarian dinner is quite possible, but you will be hard pressed to find anyone who can actually maintain their health (in the sense of not becoming seriously ill) as well as a vegan diet without loading their diet with supplements. To me this seems to demonstrate that a vegan diet is clearly not "natural," as vegans could not exist without modern technology. The logical conclusion, then, is that the vast majority of vegans are hypocrites or fools. The remaining minority are sickly and quite possibly dying of malnutrition
Re:Training the human mind (Score:2)
I don't know which Mel Brooks [imdb.com] movie you're talking about (I'm not a fan), but check this out from the article:
The volunteers were first trained to hunger for the foods at the sight of the abstract fractal images. This took place while the subjects were inside an MRI scanner, allowing their brain activity to be measured.
I know that they have "open MRI" machines these
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Re:let's try to be open towards veganism :-) (Score:1)