Pants Were Optional, 100,000 Years Ago 68
RobertB-DC writes "German scientists have used differences in the DNA of lice to determine when humans started wearing clothes. It seems lice are highly specialized -- head lice lay their eggs only on hair, while body lice hide theirs in the folds of clothing. Using the differences in the two species' DNA and a "standard" mutation rate, the scientists determined when clothing-specific lice (and by extention, clothes) came into existence. No comment, though, from Calvin Klein."
Sadly... (Score:5, Funny)
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For follow-up research (Score:2)
Determine the first "casual Friday" and follow its migration around the country.
Re:For follow-up research (Score:1)
And it's migration to every other day of the week
Re:For follow-up research (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:For follow-up research (Score:5, Funny)
You must be a programmer.
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Re:For follow-up research (Score:2, Insightful)
--Tom
Re:For follow-up research (Score:1)
If you judge a person just on looks, you don't have to go through the trouble of actually talking to the person, evaluating him and forming a well thought oppinion about him.
I just don't get why people believe that wearing overpriced shoes, that are a result of childlabour, are a sign of being a intresting person. I find it a sign of being a easy-to-con idiot.
But that's just mine opinion as an outsider.
Re:For follow-up research (Score:2)
And there's a reason to hang around those kinds of people. Sure as anything you'll find you're able to extract all kinds of goodies from them, and disappear weeks later without a trace.
Not that I'm a con artist. No, really.
We naturists... (Score:3, Informative)
pants have their advantages (Score:3, Insightful)
2. not getting part of yourself caught in a belt sander
3. preventing wind/sunburn
4. hiding it when it's cold
Another educational Slashdot comment (Score:2)
Re:pants have their advantages (Score:3, Insightful)
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Not to forget (Score:2)
Pants ARE Optional... (Score:1)
furs? (Score:2)
If specialization is as important as they state this only indicates that sewn cotton clothes with seams originated in the last 200,000 years. It doesn't tell us when Lama/Wool sweaters were first worn or when furs were first worn or even when we started wrapping ourselves in decorative blankets...
It seems like all of those would serve the same sexual and political purposes as tailored slacks.
"Dude, she's wrapped in a purple blanket! Choice!" -- da Caveman speaks...
"i c u'r wearing a lion skin, let's make
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Hrm... (Score:4, Funny)
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Pants are optional, but recommended for you.
He had me in mind (Score:2)
Atricle has flawed logic IMO (Score:1)
Wrong - evolution is _slow_. It could as easily have taken a million years for the lice to make the jump from hair to cloth. In the intervening period, man would have had clothing without clothing-specific lice. So the 100,000 guessat at in the article cannot be right.
Re:Atricle has flawed logic IMO (Score:3, Insightful)
Evolution may be slow but it can express itself in a population very quickly. An adaptation that provides no specific advantage may spread through an isolated group (keep in mind this is happening in a huge number of groups). Then at some point in time it does become an advantage so the population of this group explodes as it expands into the newly created niche.
The fossil record provides strong evidence that changes in populations occur
Re:Atricle has flawed logic IMO (Score:2)
Given a choice between an Easter Bunny theory and "some invisible guy did it" I'll take the Easter Bunnies
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Re:Atricle has flawed logic IMO (Score:2)
Just because you can't wrap your mind around the infinite nature of Harvey the Invisible Pink Easter Bunny does not mean He doesn't exist. Just that human thought can't encompass Him.
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Re:Atricle has flawed logic IMO (Score:2)
Where does God fit in to that scale? Here. [google.com]
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Re:Atricle has flawed logic IMO (Score:2)
So far Harvey the Invisible Pink Easter Bunny has just as much fulfilled prophecy as you've presented. I'd say Harvey is winning.
Ancient fiction about some Bethlehem girl getting knocked up and blaming it on God is about as exciting as ancient fiction about some Greek girl getting knocked up, blaming it on Z
Re:Atricle has flawed logic IMO (Score:2)
Interesting how it's only offensive when it's about your religion. I said the exact same thing about Alcmene (Hercules' mother). I'm sure someone somewhere still worships the Greek/Roman pantheon. Just how seriously would you take it if they complained about about my "offensive Alcmene remarks"?
fulfilled prophecies in the Bible
That's not exactly a unique claim. The Koran and other holy books also have "inerrant fulfilled prophecy". Bible "proofs" like
Re:Atricle has flawed logic IMO (Score:1)
The first issue is population dynamics and how variation within a population may allow some variants to quickly exploit a new niche. The amount of scientific evidence to back this up is phenomenal and nobody with even the slightest clue doubts this. The classic example is the white/black moths in the UK.
The second is the appearance of new variations in a population. There are plenty of theories but all of them have major problems since no one has come up with a credible expl
Re:Atricle has flawed logic IMO (Score:4, Informative)
Their dating is actually 72000 +- 42000 years btw.
Re: Atricle has flawed logic IMO (Score:2)
> The logic in the link is that since we can prove lice that live on clothes evolved 100,000 ago, then clothing must have emerged about 100,000 ago.
> Wrong - evolution is _slow_. It could as easily have taken a million years for the lice to make the jump from hair to cloth. In the intervening period, man would have had clothing without clothing-specific lice. So the 100,000 guessat at in the article cannot be right.
Antibiotic resistance happens pretty fast. We've only had antibiotics for about ha
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> antibiotic resistance need not come from mutation. If we kill off all the non-resistant bacteria, then only the resistant are left to propagate, but they haven't developed any new DNA or anything. No evolution, no mutations, so, yes, it happens very quickly. (As soon as you kill off all the non-resistant bacteria.)
Yes, but you can compare the DNA of the resistant strain to your samples of earlier strains and see whether the resistant strain is merely a subset of the old or is actually something new.
Well, this should be a cinch to test (Score:2)
It does if you start your culture with only one bacterium. This is such an obvious experiment that surely someone has tried it at some point; does anyone happen to have any references?
Evolution in long-lived creatures (Score:2)
Wasn't this one reason some tests were done with flies? Because evolution/change in the flies would occur faster due to the more rapid birth/reproduction/death cycle?
That, and we're talking hundreds of thousands of years... being off by a few centuries (which would be a lot of louse generations I would expect) wouldn't be a bad marg
How accurate is this really? (Score:2, Interesting)
The article states that the "scientists" calculated one metronome per 30,000 years and thus concluded that body lice branched off from head lice about 72,000 years ago. What?!?!? How likely is it that mutations really occur on average without much of a deviation from the mean that regularly? For all we know, mutations occur in l
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> The article states that the "scientists" calculated one metronome per 30,000 years and thus concluded that body lice branched off from head lice about 72,000 years ago. What?!?!? How likely is it that mutations really occur on average without much of a deviation from the mean that regularly?
You do have to be careful about that sort of thing. For example, attempts to apply the same logic to language (glottochronology [wikipedia.org]) are not generally accepted by linguists because so much of language change is driven by social factors rather than blind mechanistic processes.
> For all we know, mutations occur in leaps and bounds. It might be very similar to those annoying studies of amortized cost in my algorithms classes. Sure, great, probability theory is great and all, but what about reality?
I'm certainly no expert on this, but there are several things that appear to be working in favor of using mutations as a biological dating system. For one the molecular mutations that form the basis of the method do appear to be the result of blind mechanistic processes - at least if you can avoid the error of measuring parts of the genome that are subject to pressures for or against preservation or change. For another you've got the Law of Large Numbers [wikipedia.org] working in your favor, both in terms of the size of the DNA molecule and the number of generations. Unless we're missing something these factors should conspire to give us an expected value for the mutation rate and an opportunity to average it over a very large number of events (length of DNA * number of generations), allowing us to apply standard statistical methods to calculate an expected value for the number of mutations and a confidence range for it.
Also, we live plenty long enough to measure mutation rates between generations of organisms today, including humans as well as lice and other species. It should be pretty easy to calculate an expected value of number of mutations per unit length of DNA per generation, and see how much variance there is in that number today, and compare that to what our calculations suggest for the evolutionary timescale. (I'm not familiar with the literature on the actual numbers but I know at least some of it has been done, because a few years ago I read something about the typical number of mutations observed in human babies. I'm not citing the number because I don't trust my memory on it. But the fact that they could even name a number goes far toward establishing the kind of model you need for this kind of dating.)
A big problem for the method would be if mutation rates have changes significantly over time, e.g. due to radiation or environmental chemistry, and this kind of stuff is hard to check directly. However, science is "convergent" in the sense that we expect our various theoretical approaches to give the same answer if they are in fact correct, so the fact that this study produces a number that matches the previously established number for when our ancestors left Africa and moved into regions where clothes would be necessary, all adds up to a satisfyingly consistent model of what happened to cause all the relevant observations.
There is of course the epistemological problem of the inability to prove anything in the empirical sciences, but since that problem is unsurmountable we more or less ignore it and take our supportable results as "true" - but not as "Truth" - so long as the explanation seems to work and converges with all our other models for what's going on in the universe. If we discover later that we did something wrong we simply have to revise our results when that time comes, but that's an unavoidable risk we have to take; the only other alternative is to throw up our hands in despair and not try to understand the world at all.
If you want a more expert analysis of any of this you might want to post it as a question on talk.origins, which is inhabited by all manner of biologists, mathematicians, etc., who can daze you with more than you want to know about virtually any topic.
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Fashion in Ancient History (Score:2, Insightful)
I would think that it would make sense that these types of lice could infest the nether-regions as if they were pantless.
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Tom and Crow had it right... (Score:2)
Nothing better shows my taste
Than what I wear below my waist
Pants... Pants... Sing the praises of Pants...
They help me suck in my gut
They always cover up my butt
Pants... Pants... Sing the praises of Pants...
Wear them and you're a cool guy
As long as you zip up your fly
Pants... Pants... Sing the praises of Pants...
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Consider the pant. You know, the Pant Association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day. T
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