Scientists Clone Horse 79
The Night Watchman writes "Italian scientists have produced the world's first horse clone, according to Yahoo News. Racing is likely to become slightly more interesting in the coming years..."
Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
Would you call it... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Would you call it... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Would you call it... (Score:2)
Re:Would you call it... (Score:2)
Fauxl
Re:Would you call it... (Score:1)
A Horse is a Horse, of course, of course!
Racing likely to become more interesting? (Score:2, Interesting)
Racing will not become more interesting? (Score:2)
Taken from this site [jockeyclub.com].
Also, NPR had a cool story a couple of months ago about the actual process that they go through when trying to breed thoroughbreds. All I can say is that I really felt sorry for the 'teaser
Re:Racing likely to become more interesting? (Score:2)
In addition to the strict breeding requirements, there's also the fact that race horses seem to have pretty much reached their "design limits", so to speak. WIthout some sort of fairly substantial change (which would render the horse no-longer-conformant to strict race-horse specifications that horse racing organizations use) to the horse's physiology, I doubt anyone could really get anything any better than what already exists...
It does make me wonder, though - you couldn't race a cloned horse according
Re:Racing likely to become more interesting? (Score:1)
- The rule quoted above, doesnt seem to question the origin of the horses you breed, just their specifications - and HOW they must reproduce
- Genetically, cloning a male animal and then using the clone to reproduce in a natural way, is identical to having the original reproduce in the same way
If you were to clone a female animal, and reproduce using the clone, there would be a genetic difference. The offspring would then have:
- one strand of DNA from its father
Re:Racing likely to become more interesting? (Score:2)
> no-longer-conformant to strict race-horse
> specifications that horse racing organizations
> use
There are no such specifications.
> It does make me wonder, though - you couldn't race
> a cloned horse according to the existing rules,
> but could you 'naturally' produce a foal from
> cloned horses that WOULD be eligible to race?...
No. The Jockey Club will only register the offspring of horses registered with them and they will not register a cloned horse.
SeaBiscuit 2 (Score:5, Funny)
Either that or a glitch in the Matrix...they've changed something...oh yeah, the new Apple license!
Or less interesting... (Score:5, Funny)
Gate2: Sea Biscuit Odds 1/1
Gate3: Sea Biscuit Odds 1/1
Gate4: Sea Biscuit Odds 1/1
etc...
Re:Or less interesting... (Score:2)
Gate1: Secratariat
Gate2: Secratariat
Gate3: Secratariat
Gate4: Secratariat
etc...
Re:Now only if.. (Score:1)
Re:Now only if.. (Score:1)
Re:Now only if.. (Score:1)
http://www.iht.com/articles/96431.html
Check it out.
Jeez... (Score:3, Funny)
Jeez... if you really want that genetically enhanced captain of the football team genius scientist Richard Gere looking son you better start soon!
The steed of choice for the (Score:5, Funny)
No, no, I've got it.. (Score:3, Funny)
Battalion of Italian Stallions
har har har *hiccup*
a clone of a horse is a horse, of course,of course (Score:4, Funny)
That is, of course, unless the clone of the horse is a clone of the famous Mister Ed!
"She's the clone!"
"No, _she's_ the clone!"
Re:If you wire the clones (Score:2)
Wouldn't that just be a 'herd'?
The only horse worth cloning, IMO, is the 1966 Ford Mustang Fastback. A black one.
Re:If you wire the clones (Score:2)
A flock of birds
A pod of whales
A murder of crowes
And a beowulf of computers?
Re:a clone of a horse is a horse, of course,of cou (Score:1, Redundant)
A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
A Jedi horse, he uses the Force.
His favorite code to use is Morse.
He's the famous Mister Ed!
From goats.com [goats.com], one of the funniest comic strips on the web. (Hint: read the "kittens = poptarts" series from their archives.)
Re:a clone of a horse is a horse, of course,of cou (Score:1)
http://www.snopes.com/lost/mistered.asp
Current limitations of cloning (Score:1)
I'm not sure if this is a good thing (TM)...
Re: Current limitations of cloning (Score:1)
The clone would be different from the original
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Re:Horse Racing doesn't allow AI (Score:2)
If you think that is staggering, you should check out the breeding records and projections of the Bene Gesserit. You could see a Muad'dib from a mile away!
Re:Horse Racing doesn't allow AI (Score:1)
Good for them! It was a crappy movie anyway!
Re:Horse Racing doesn't allow AI (Score:1)
Reminds me of this conversation I started at a party once about bull-fluffers... what's even more amazing than the 12 people who participated, and the poor Domino's Pizza guy we scared the crap out of, is the fact we got 15 minutes of hang-time out of that gag...
<shudder>
Yah... that's a story I want to tell the grand-kids...
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From the article (Score:4, Informative)
Thus doing away with that pesky natural selection. Not that that's a bad thing...
Re:From the article (Score:2)
Re:From the article (Score:2)
I'm no zoologist, but I think they are sturdier than a donkey and more surefooted than a horse.
Picture of the "mother" and clone here (Score:1)
Better? Doubtful (Score:1)
Re:Better? Doubtful (Score:1)
Yes, but.. (Score:4, Funny)
We can... (Score:1)
Re:Yes, but.. (Score:1)
Washington Post version (Score:1)
First Cloned Horse Announced [washingtonpost.com]
Re:Catherine the Great (Score:1, Informative)
Dolly and Arthritus (Score:1, Insightful)
Dolly COD & Telemere lengths (Score:2)
True, dolly had short telomeres. But what's far more interesting is that cloned cattle don't have shortened telomeres [nih.gov]
You all have no idea.... (Score:4, Funny)
Don't you see - now, after we have beaten any given dead horse (e.g. Microsoft is evil, X is slow, ??AA sucks) into a slurry, we can salvage its DNA, clone it, raise the clone to maturity, kill it, and continue to beat it some more!
This invention has singlehandedly saved the Internet!
Re:You all have no idea.... (Score:2)
how many times will this story be cloned on Slashdot?
a horse... (Score:1)
and no one can talk to a horse of course
That is of course, unless the horse
is a clone of a horse with human genes spliced in
Neigh! (Score:3, Funny)
From a working horse owner's perspective (Score:5, Insightful)
So this statement really irritates me: Unfortunately, this researcher is probably right on the money, literally. There is huge money in show horses, just like there is in purebred show dogs. The problem is how selective breeding -- in both cases -- has resulted in an animal that is useless for any real purpose.
Appaloosas get bred for particular patterns of spots, Quarter Horses get bred for very specific ratios of body parts, Arabians are bred to hold themselves "just so"... you get the picture. Thoroughbreds, bred for speed, may be the only horses that are commercially bred for something that is even remotely "natural" to a horse's instincts -- and even they are broken down and "retired" at an age when a working horse is just getting started.
What you see, way too often, is a horse that looks pretty, but is completely screwed up in the head. And that's with traditional breeding (and I'm including the straw o'semen in the "traditional" category). I can only imagine the neurotic, unpredictable horses that will come from cloning the "best" show horses. They'll be useless for any actual work, probably won't be able to reproduce without assistance (already a problem today), and will be a danger to their rider and anyone nearby.
Give me a field-bred "grade" horse over a "show" horse any day. It's like our dogs -- we have two mixed-breed puppies (half Jack Russell) that are sharp as a tack. The big black dog that got dumped as a puppy is the loyal protector of the household. And the $700 Schnauzer is the stupidest creature on the face of God's green earth. Show dog? No thanks, I'll take the mutt in the corner.
Re:From a working horse owner's perspective (Score:3, Interesting)
1) Racing.
2) Showing/Jumping/et al.
3) Herding/farm work.
4) Pleasure riding.
I'm on the eastern seaboard, so I almost swapped #3 and #4.
As for horses not right in the head, the worst ones I've encountered have _always_ been thoroughbreds off the track. Not that the others are all brilliant, but the thoroughbreds were almost exclusively ditzey.
The one th
Hybrid Vigour (or Mongrel Power) (Score:2)
Unfortunately you also highlight why it will continue. Not so we can see Pharlap II race, not for laudable if debatable medical purposes, but so that rich fools with nothing better to waste their money on can attempt (and fail) to "recreate" their dear old Schmookie/Fido/Kujo...
History does repeat, but not that literally. Hrm, an exact clone of my old pet that looks different, acts different and has a reduced life span...
I
Re:From a working horse owner's perspective (Score:2)
For instance, Irish Setters are beautiful but the brains have been breed out of them.
Golden Retrievers have big time hip problems.
Cocker Spaniels have ear problems.
The list goes on where beauty has overcome function.
Whereas border collies are sharp as tacks because the are breed for working/brains. Not too many people care what they look like.
Re:From a working horse owner's perspective (Score:1)
There is lots of variation in purebred dogs. The worst part is that many breeds, like my Gordon Setters, bring lots of genetic defects with them (hip dys
Re:From a working horse owner's perspective (Score:2)
And how is this different from women?
Re:From a working horse owner's perspective (Score:2)
Some years ago, Scie [sciam.com]
Why? (Score:2)
And WHY do we want to do that? Are there morals that tell us to give every animal a chance to reproduce, or do we just like seeing weak and ill-prone beings reproduce and take a sh*t in the genetic pool?
Re:Why? (Score:1)
Re:Why? (Score:2)
By letting animals that naturally shouldn't have offspring... breed? Sounds like a good idea to me, since mother nature WANTED them to breed...
Re:Why? (Score:1)
Re:Why? (Score:2)
Not everything is meant to be preserved... especially when it comes to horses. They have plenty, why bother with the sickley ones? There's no point in putting embryos in them.
interesting? (Score:2)
racing will likely become more interesting
How will it be more interesting when all the horses are identical?
Give birth to your own clone (Score:2)
Clone SCO execs (Score:2)