Petri Dish Babies, 25 Years Later 286
bl8n8r writes ""You can't buy a baby in the United States," said Caplan. "... But you can buy the sperm, you can buy the egg and you can rent the uterus." So, what I want to know is if it's cheaper than my current apartment, and if utilities are included :D" See also a good story about IVF in the Mercury News.
Becoming more common every day (Score:5, Insightful)
As the proud papa of IVF twins born last year, I've got to say it's an amazing process. Of course, as the male, that's easier to say. I didn't have to go through 100+ injections and get stuck with a foot-long needle to have eggs extracted, only to then get to go through pregnancy!
Re:Becoming more common every day (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Becoming more common every day (Score:3, Interesting)
Was it the number of births (including multiple) or the number of born children ?(considering that twins are 2 childrens, but 1 birth)
Re:Becoming more common every day (Score:3, Informative)
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two sides to the story (Score:3, Insightful)
This is true enough. My wife went through two (failed) IVF procedures, and it's no picnic. Hormone injections mess up a woman's emotions something fierce. Overproduction of eggs can be moderately painful, as can the harvesting of those eggs (anesthetic be darned). Implantation is fairly straightforward, but then she
Re:Becoming more common every day (Score:2)
Hey! Me too!
I joke that giving bith to twins didn't hurt me a bit, but the first time I gave my wife an injection, she slapped me because it hurt her.
Congrats on your twins -- I feel incredibly lucky every day to have mine.
Re:Becoming more common every day (Score:3)
I didn't have to go through 100+ injections and get stuck with a foot-long needle to have eggs extracted, only to then get to go through pregnancy!
Count yourself lucky, dude. One of my friends had such an abysmally low sperm count that they had to extract the sperm with needles from the testicles.
You're right, though, in that IVF involves weeks and sometimes months of injections, both subcutaneous and intramuscular, for the woman. That the injections sometimes involve hormones which cause wild mood
interesting.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:interesting.... (Score:4, Funny)
too bad I'm a geek.
Re:interesting.... (Score:3, Interesting)
Well, if you videotape it and put it on the Internet, then it becomes legal... (really, the only different between prostitution and porn is that in porn, you publicize the sex-for-money -- and guess which one is legal?)
Only slightly OT: (Score:2)
This space for rent (Score:5, Funny)
Don't waste your time, they are only offering a 9 month lease.
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Speaking as a female geek... (Score:3, Insightful)
Then again, I'm in the lucky position that I can earn enough money via 'normal' channels that the prospect of a few (tens of?) thousands souldn't make me likely to do it - I appreciate that the surrogacy fee is probably
Well... (Score:5, Funny)
That depends if it's a womb with a view.
BA-DUM-CHA!
Re:Well... (Score:5, Interesting)
They are quite a sight.
Re:Well... (Score:4, Funny)
Wow, talk about case-modding a Gateway PC!
Utilities (Score:3, Funny)
Yep, the utilities are included, but the plumbing tends to leak a lot for the first couple years.
Re:Utilities (Score:2)
Hey you signature has BUG in it.
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Original version has slight mistake. It has assigment operation that is incorrect.
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Right then. Back to the previous topic:
So, what I want to know is if it's cheaper than my current apartment, and if utilities are included
Yep, the utilities are included, but the plumbing tends to leak a lot for the first couple yea
One of my favorite movies: (Score:2, Funny)
ObWeirdAl (Score:4, Funny)
Isn't it strange
Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror
What would people say
If only they knew that I was
Part of some geneticist's plan (plan-plan-plan)
Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man)
There in a petri dish late one night
They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say
I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down.....
This is going to cause trouble... (Score:4, Insightful)
By overriding this mechanism in nature you create a child of inferior genetic make up who would no otherwise be by natural process. I think this is going to bite us in the ass in a few generations.
While I'm sure it's nice for the parents (yay! we had a baby! look at the odds we've overcome!) I think it's unfair to create a child that may have genetic defects / other problems because of their parent's own selfishness.
Re:This is going to cause trouble... (Score:5, Insightful)
Now then, maybe these people ought to just adopt, but I don't think they should be prevented from attempting to have their "own" offspring if they are willing to put up the time and money neccesary.
Methinks you just got trolled. (Score:3, Interesting)
People who possess survival advantages don't tend to breed more. Almost any survival-limiting problem (problems controlling weight, respiratory problems, bad joints, whatever) are corrected or otherwise overcome via modern medicine, at least to the extent that you can still generally find someone to bear children with you, if you're so inclined.
Also, the majority of evoluti
Re:Methinks you just got trolled. (Score:3, Insightful)
It is just that now it is social skills that make you fit rather than physical ones. Darwinism still applies...
Re:Methinks you just got trolled. (Score:2)
Re:Methinks you just got trolled. (Score:2)
And natural selection isn't helping the human race get any smarter either... just look at all the bright people here on Slashdot that don't have a hope in hell of getting a date, much less reproduce!
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MadCow.
Similar price tages (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:This is going to cause trouble... (Score:2)
My conclusion was different though. The requirements for being 'fit' have changed, it is becoming less and less your physicality that makes you fit, and more and more your intelligence and interpersonal skills...
Personally, I have at least two genetic problems (psoriasis and oversized knee caps), but in today's society the psoriasis does not hinder me much, because of modern medicine, and the knee caps, well, they haven't kept me from do
Re:This is going to cause trouble... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:This is going to cause trouble... (Score:3, Insightful)
Either way, eggs and sperm used for IUI/IVF undergo testing for genetic defects, so I could argue that babies concieved via either of these methods are more likely lower the rate of birth disorders. Plenty of preliminary tests are run to dete
Re:This is going to cause trouble... (Score:3, Insightful)
A not-uncommon opinion (troll dynamics notwithstanding). But by that same argument, you should consider it equally unfair to treat babies for birth defects or medical conditions acquired by any means. Or older children. Or adults, for that matter. It should also be "unfair" for parents to practice contraception, since it's a manifestation of their selfish desire to have sex withou
Re:This is going to cause trouble... (Score:5, Insightful)
Now evolution has come up with an even more powerful adaptation for correcting it's own mistakes: human intelligence. Why throw it out?
Re:This is going to cause trouble... (Score:2, Informative)
IANAD, but I've consulted with a highly respected fertility doctor on this topic.
Although there is a somewhat higher chance for 'complications' with IVF than other forms of pregnancy, that is most heavily influenced by the age of the mother, and the effect of natural radiation on the genetic matierial in the egg, since they've all been around as long as the woman has been alive.
If the egg is donated, the complication rate is controlled by the age of the woman
Re:This is going to cause trouble... (Score:5, Insightful)
Like they had chemotherapy as children to treat cancer and are now sterile? You know Lance Armstrong became sterile after chemo for testicular cancer? Luckily he had sperm stored just in case and now has a son Luke because of IVF.
I'm sorry, you're wrong, was Re: trouble... (Score:2)
By overriding this mechanism in nature you create a child of inferior genetic make up who would no otherwise be by natural process.
Says whom? And where is your degree from?
Firstly, there is no evidence that IVF children are genetically inferior, period. Instead, "the consensus is that there is no increased anomaly rate in IVF. In fact, the anomaly rates are lower than recorded in birth defects surveillance programs. Irrespective, U.S. studies have never shown an increase in anomalies following IVF. [216.239.57.104]"
Interesting IVF facts (Score:5, Informative)
IVF has reduced the number of tubal surgeries by 50%.
Re:Interesting IVF facts (Score:2, Interesting)
Money spent on IVF could be used to help them.
Egomaniacal yuppies continue to satisfy their own selfish desires. It's all about them. Never about the kids.
Meanwhile, anti-abortion activists continue to have the lowest adoption rates in the world.
Call me a troll, but I bring up some valid points worth discussing. These are the issues I never see discussed but would like to see an open and frank d
Re:Interesting IVF facts (Score:2, Interesting)
Really? I looked for some statistics about this but couldn't find any. Can you post a source? I am anti-abortion/pro-life (or whatever the PC term is these days). My wife and I are currently looking into adoption. From what I understand, it's costly and not as easy as it looks, we'll probably end up adopting from outside the US.
Re:Interesting IVF facts (Score:2)
FYI: I've known ~10 people who were adopted. I say ~ becuase some of the families had a mix of adopted and non-adopted children, so I'm not sure on the numbers.
Re:Interesting IVF facts (Score:2, Insightful)
So could the money spent on CDs, DVDs, video games, dining out, Rolexes, Jimmy Choos, bigger houses, Hummers -- you name it. Heck, IVF is only a fraction of the cost of raising a child -- why pick on IVFers?
Egomaniacal yuppies continue to satisfy their own selfish desires.
Unlike everyone else, selfless humanitarians all.
Re:Interesting IVF facts (Score:2)
(1)In other news, hundreds of thousands/millions of orphans and unwanted children continue to populate the Earth.
(2)Egomaniacal yuppies continue to satisfy their own selfish desires. It's all about them. Never about the kids.
Presumably in (1) you are talking about the problem of unwanted children, yet in (2) you are denigrating the desire of many people to have, and raise, their own children. Of course some unwanted children are actually
Re:Interesting IVF facts (Score:2)
Just because we may disagree does not mean I'm a troll. So, your blood pressure went up a few points when you read it. And this is bad because...
Re:Interesting IVF facts (Score:2)
One cycle of IVF costs an average of $12,400.00.
US$12.5K in the USA you mean.
In New Zealand, an IVF cycle is NZ$5K -- which is more like US$3K.
Did your state legislature ship your job overseas with the high cost of medical benefits? Well, now you can ship your fertility specialist's job overseas by having your IVF in New Zealand!
Nova's coverage (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Nova's coverage (Score:2)
It's not really about the doctor's success record. According to our doctor, the likelyhood of any implantation "taking" and becoming a full-term baby is about one in four, even when conception occurs naturally. Normally they'll implant four or five and give the parents the option of aborting any multiple "takes".
When you'
Re:Nova's coverage (Score:3, Interesting)
Interestingly, though, there was a lady in Indianapolis last year who had 3 embryos implanted, and ended up having quads - one embryo split into identical twins!
Re:Nova's coverage (Score:2)
One of the things that I find interesting in looking at their statistics is that the number of embryos they implant every year has gone down. My wife and I did three cycles, two in 2001 and one in 2002. In each instance, they implanted two embryos. (Our first cycle failed, our second resulted in one baby and one miscarriage, and our third attempt resulted in a pair of fra
Why outsource when you can telecommute? (Score:2)
Hey, Slashdot editors, it's another dupe!
Test tube baby (Score:2, Insightful)
I also think the initial public reaction was much along those lines, how it was something unholy and a Frankensteinian perversion of natural conception.
We've come a certain distance, I guess, but I won't say a long way, I don't think.
IVT et al. (Score:4, Insightful)
But, has the number of couples that can't have children gone up? It always worried me. Am I just being paranoid?
Also these procedures are not cheap! That money could really change an orphan's life...
Re:IVT et al. (Score:2)
1) since these technologies have become available, people who might have just given up and assumed they can't have kids are coming forward and getting help, and
2) the procedures (beyond IVF) are improving over time so that they can help a broader class of infertility...
Re:IVT et al. (Score:2)
The number of people who are diagnosed with fertility problems has gone up, but there is some debate about the causes [boston.com]. One of the more obvious reasons for the rise in the diagnosis of infertility is that people are starting families later in life.
Also these procedures are not cheap! That money could really change an orphan's life...
Raising a child at all in a developed country is not cheap. For the price of raising 1 in a developed nation
Check out Wired (Score:4, Informative)
In the August issue of Wired [wired.com] magazine, there was quite a disgusting infoporn about how you could sell your body for $46 million. It priced egg cells at $7,000/egg and sperm at $75/donation.
Some of us cling to the older ways (Score:4, Funny)
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what about adoption (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:what about adoption (Score:4, Interesting)
In countries where this kind of technology gets used most often there is no over-population problem. Most industrialized nations have declining populations [csmonitor.com], and the world as a whole may well have a declining population quite soon.
I think it's great that some people are willing to take on the difficult task of raising other people's children, but I also think it is sad when the natural desire to raise one's own children is denigrated as stupid, selfish, or perverse.
Re:what about adoption (Score:2)
I admit, i'm a sick puppy. (Score:5, Funny)
Let me put it another way, i've seen my own sperm.
Same story, different parents. (Score:3, Funny)
I interrupted my step-father's porno-viewing with a complaint about being bored of my microscope once--this vast universe, and all I see are some dotted clear things. He
Conception terminology (Score:5, Funny)
If a baby is conceived after drunken passion, then could it be called a beer bottle baby?
What's happening? (Score:4, Funny)
"Still more Sex.com"
"Petri Dish Babies, 25 Years Later"
For crying out loud, what's happening to slashdot??!
Oh wait...
"Laptops for warm climates"
Much better
Apartment? (Score:2)
My last apartment was soooo small...
Nah. Too easy.
Rewriting history (Score:2)
From the Mercury News article:
Re:Rewriting history (Score:2)
the books were opposites in very many ways.
Re:Rewriting history (Score:2)
Duh. Try reading the post again, this time going for reading comprehension.
Petri Dish Babies? (Score:2)
*yum*
Well, actually (Score:2)
Test tube all the way? (Score:2)
Would it be ethical to have children (made) and not undergo pregnancy?
One idea was that if this were common, egg/sperm freezing and sterilization might be a typical approach to contrac
mod me down now... (Score:5, Insightful)
Now before I'm modded as a troll. Tell me, why isn't it selfish? Why is the idea of adoption so repellant that one would rather go through such effort to create a child?
Re:mod me down now... (Score:5, Informative)
Call me crazy, but it seems a lot better to adopt a child than go to all of this trouble.
Have you ever looked into the adoption process to see what's involved? From your comment above, I seriously doubt it.
Let's see... with IVF you're looking at $10-12k for a child (paid for by insurance in a small minority of US states) which has a genetic relation to you, where the odds are very high that pregnancy will result in birth, where you can breastfeed (which has significant advantages over formula, marketing to the contrary), where you get to bond and care for it from day 1. In the other corner, adoption costs $25-$35k and can take two or three years. There is a significant possiblity that that you can be all ready to adopt when the birth mother changes her mind - or that she can change her mind after you've taken the baby, in some states. Or, with foreign babies, you might have to adopt a 6-month old because its home country requires it stay in an orphanage for 6 months before being adopted, meaning that you miss the most important bonding period. And you may or may not know what drugs, alcohol, or smoke the baby was exposed to in utero. And, for all you know, the parents are dumb as a post and ugly as bricks.
In fact it seems downright selfish that one would rather spend tons of money rather than adopt a child that already exists. It seems so selfish that I might go so far as to argue that perhaps this desire that the child must be mine mine mine might go so far as to make people bad parents due to the fact that they are so slefish thinking of thier own needs and wants and are unable to love a child just becuse it doe snot have their DNA.
Based on this, I gather that NOT ONLY have you not been involved in one of these decisions, you don't know any parents of IVF children. I know many, and I have never ever met one who was as narcissistic as you describe; most of them quite the opposite.
Now before I'm modded as a troll.
You're not a troll, you're just making uninformed suppositions.
Why is the idea of adoption so repellant that one would rather go through such effort to create a child?
It isn't repellent. But it has a number of disadvantages relative to IVF, which makes IVF a rational choice for many people. There are a lot of selfish behaviors in the modern world - IVF is not one of them. It involves pain and sacrifice and courage that people who haven't done it can't imagine.
Re:mod me down now... (Score:2)
The person who would be less motivated to raise a child for these reasons is a heartless individual who should not be raising any children.
The world must be full of heartless people, then. Are you aware that the cost of adopting a black baby is something like 1/3 to 1/6 the cost of adopting anything else?
Re:mod me down now... (Score:2, Interesting)
There are many factors that contribute to a woman wanting to go through fertility treatment besides wanting "their own DNA." Such as the experience of pregnancy and giving birth. Also, there's more control over the prenatal process than through adoption. You can control how much alcohol you drink, how much you smoke, how much crack you do, etc. With adoption, you are at the whim of the birth mother.
My wife and I are currently proceeding with adopting a child after unsuccessful infertility treatments (we di
Uncle Bonsai (Score:2)
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Re:Higher rate of birth defects (Score:5, Interesting)
There are lots of genetic problems that technology is able to overcome. Do you have vision problems? Surely you arent suggesting that folks with inferior vision shouldnt have been born in the first place, rather than having their vision corrected via glasses and / or medication? Do you suffer from asthma? Today, with the proper medication, there are asthma sufferers who are able to compete in the Olympics. Do you have diabetes (OK - not sure if this is a genetic defect, but the point still stands)? Should people with diabetes be allowed to die in order to "purify" the gene pool?
Human evolution is a different ballgame. People today are physically larger overall than their medievial ancestors because of better nutrition. They live a lot longer because of better health care and dentistry. They can live in harsh environments thanks to technological solutions like air-conditioners and winter jackets, and shoes. Why do you think the Luddite way is any better? IMHO, the good old days werent really that good - and if people do think so, its only because they tend to forget the numerous small nits from earlier days rather easily.
Re:Higher rate of birth defects (Score:2)
I support the idea of people testing amniotic fluid to test for birth defects and aborting before the pregnancy comes to term. Why have a child you know will suffer? Or what ab
Re:Higher rate of birth defects (Score:2)
Certainly, if there is a high correlation between one set of problems and another, one should excercise intelligence and consider the risks of having a child. Not too long ago, there was a story on /. about a woman with a family history of early onset Alzheimer's choosing to have a child. That sort of stupidity is not something I'd advocate. However, you are assuming an as yet unknown correlation between a natural inability to bear children and some very serious quality-of-life threatening defects. That is
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I hate it when technology makes a joke obsolete...
the answer to your question (Score:3, Interesting)
Type 1 (or juvenile) diabetes may or may not be genetic in all cases. It was thought for years that type 1 diabetes was sporadic... until some familial clusters were identified, and some related genes located.
Type 2 (or adult) diabetes is almost certainly genetic in a large number of cases, particularly as it relates to "syndrome X," a constellation of high blood pressure, high cholesterol/lipids, diabetes, and insulin resistance. If you want a cocktail
Nature's course is not flamebait (Score:5, Insightful)
However, there are many positive ways to deal with that situation. Adopting within N.America is a long and difficult process, partly because we don't have orphanages full of adoptable children. China, Russia, and some S.American countries do. If you have the means to get invitro fertalization done, then you probably have the means to do international adoption.
It may not be a popular point of view, but there is no rule out there that says everyone has to or should be able to have a baby if they want to, even though they can't naturally. I think it is unwise to go through all sorts of unnatural steps to have your own child, ignoring what Mother Nature decreed. This is just the point of view of an environmentalist, applied to humans. I think we need to be responsible in our environment.
I have nothing against people who have been born due to fertility treatments of one sort or anther, but I would be interested in studies tracking those people and seeing if they had higher rates of cancer and other health problems than the general population. And is a child born to an infertile couple more likely to be infertile themselves?
Re:Nature's course is not flamebait (Score:3, Insightful)
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IVF extreme? How about uterus transplants? (Score:3, Interesting)
It may not be a popular point of view, but there is no rule out there that says everyone has to or should be able to have a baby if they want to, even though they can't naturally.
In some cultures, there are rules that make it harder to
Re:Nature's course is not flamebait (Score:3, Insightful)
Boggle.
"what Mother Nature decreed"???
That diabetic over there -- why doesn't he just die quietly, like Mother Nature decreed? Going through all sorts of unnatural insulin injections...
And this guy -- Mother Nature told him that he will not be able to see clearly, so instead of cooperating he -- oh, horrors -- is inserting pieces of plastic into his eyes. How unnatural of him!
Oh,
Re:Nature's course is not flamebait (Score:2)
Re:Nature's course is not flamebait (Score:2)
I think it is unwise to go through all sorts of unnatural steps to have your own child, ignoring what Mother Nature decreed. This is just the point of view of an environmentalist, applied to humans.
Excellent! You'll be stopping your health insurance, then? You won't need any of those unnatural steps to fix broken bones, fill cavities, or find out why red stuff comes up when you cough.
Mother Nature intended you to be scratching your bare ass in a cave while you waited for the tiger to go away so yo
Re:Higher rate of birth defects (Score:2)
My guess is that people shouldn't be ignoring nature. If you were born without fallopian tubes or something else that prevents creating a baby naturally, maybe that's nature's way of saying you shouldn't be perpetuating your genes.
What does nature have to do with it?
Given that high infertility (such as 10% in the US) is generally associated with industrialized nations*, nature's already out of the business. No one knows, of course, but it's highly likely that chemical, environmental or lifestyle expo
Re:Higher rate of birth defects (Score:2)
My wife and I have noticed that many of the IVF children of our friends have some kind of congenital problem, often a subtle developmental deficiency, such as a mild learning disability. The problems were not inherited from the parents. Maybe someday the children will inherit their parents' infertility, but that's not the kind of problem we've notic
Re:Higher rate of birth defects (Score:2)
Re:Does no one object? (Score:2)
If an embryo is already infused with a human soul that, unconsciously on its part at first, somehow plays a part in directing the formation of the body and mind, then the embryo is already an end of creation and a person in that sense. An end of creation is not to be used or abused by another man, for the embryo has some right to develop.
Spontaneous abortion (that is to say, the pregnancy terminating itself without outside cause) rates are 50% among the general population (some studies actually say 75%)
Re:Does no one object? (Score:2)