Print Yourself a Femur 54
Scrooge919 writes "Newscientist is running an article about a new 'bone printer' that can be used to replace segments of broken bones. A large segment could be fabricated in about an hour and would be able to support the person's weight. Over the course of about 18 months, the section is absorbed by the body and replaced with real bone."
Oh Oh... (Score:5, Funny)
Subject: [ADV] Print yourself a bigger Penis!!!!
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Well, this could mean a whole new class of vending machines at certain "brown bag" stores.
Re: You're not that far from the truth (Score:2, Informative)
Tissue engineers grow penis in the lab [newscientist.com]
Wonderful science.
Uh Oh... (Score:3, Funny)
A day late . . . (Score:3, Interesting)
I just spent $7800 for the hospital to put 2 screw [maniacallaughter.com] in my arm, and am still being told I will most likely never straighten my arm out again.
I would gladly have spent 3 or 4 times that, to just improve my odds of throwing a baseball once more.
I can't wait for Star Trek style medical prcedure where a broken bone is just an annoyance until the good doctor can run an LED flashlight over my skin./p
Sucks... (Score:4, Interesting)
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i would even be a human beta testing fool.
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But unfortunately the article does not talk about the possibility of replacing joints or large parts of missing bone (ie. the top of my femur and the part of my socket that was grinded out). Hopefully this technology will progress to the point of providing full joint replacements by the time
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What would be really cool is combining this with various cloning and accelerated cell growth technologies to build an entire replacement bone in a matter of weeks as opposed to 18 months. Kind of like growing a new heart valve or another unrejectable replacement pa
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The technology is producing a bone matrix replacement, which is nauturally transformed into bone by the body. (due to the nature of the way bone is contsantly being broken down and rebuilt.) The problem is that joint tissue is a whole other ball game. You need cartilage, and a nice joint sinovioum, and neither of these will just form being using a matrix.
This mostly for better union of broken bones.
Re:I can only imagine... (Score:1, Insightful)
What?
Re:I can only imagine... (Score:1)
Dogs like bones.
i wanna print meh some horns! (Score:4, Funny)
we could really BE darth maul for halloween
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Just wait.. (Score:3, Interesting)
"I just stopped the elevator doors from closing!"
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FDA approval, and current needs (Score:5, Informative)
The problem? FDA won't let the doctors leave it in there. They just got to put it in place and take a few pics before removing it again. So the woman still has a weakened jawbone, despite the fact that the technology exists to help her.
Re:FDA approval, and current needs (Score:3, Informative)
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I recommend getting two; lemur production doesn't work so well with only one lemur machine. Make sure they are compatible; there are two types and you need one of each.
By the way, it's quite likely that local laws will prevent you from owning a lemur-producing machine. Many types of lemur-producing machines are very rare and once they break, they can't be fixed, so if they all break that's it for lemur-machines. As a result many governments are quite protective of them.
Also, operation of the lemur machines in such a manner that they will actually produce lemurs and not just consume resources may be very, very tricky; I'm not certain but I do know a lot of other, similar machines often take many skilled experts to cause to produce.
Anyhow, they're not as user-friendly as you'd like and you can't just pick them up at Best Buy, but you can probably get some lemur machines if you really put your mind to it. Best part of all is there are billions of years behind their development, so they are pretty sophisticated.
Me too! (Score:2)
PC Load Ossein?! (Score:2, Funny)
And yes, I did use a thesaurus.
Re:PC Load Ossein?! (Score:1)
The parent comment shouldn't have been modded 'Offtopic': it's a printing and bone reference, people. :-)
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Dogs (Score:4, Funny)
Government (Score:5, Interesting)
Somehow, in 37 years out of the 227 years this country has existed, the nation now thinks that medical advances can only exist after a lengthy approval process, complete with beurocratic red tape, medicare approval, and gov overhead.
Yes, the government oversees the distribution and purity of drugs, the quality of foodstuffs, and qualifications of our doctors. All that is fine and good. But why have we let ourselves be roped into holding back life-altering discoveries that work just because it doesn't have some commission's stamp on it?
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Doesn't that beg the question: How do you tell the "life-altering discoveries that work" from those that don't?
The only way to be sure, is to test them and have someone stand over them to make sure that the tests are done in a reasonable manner. No amount infomercial airtime, anecdotal testimonials nor authoritative claims by actors dressed up in white la
Because of Thalidomide and DES... (Score:3, Insightful)
It takes time to complete FDA studies, and even then it's often not enough. Side effects can take decades, or even generations to show up.
Mod parent up! (Score:2, Informative)
Oh yeah and guess who isn't a big fan of FDA regulation? Orrin Hatch. Turns out Utah is home to many of the big health supplement comp
Friend Good! Ephedrine Bad! (Score:3, Insightful)
Thanks, Eric. I had to deal with someone close to me who was essentially addicted to ephedrine through daily use of "Mah Huang" aka ephedra sinica, a natural herbal supplement, the active ingredient of which is ephedrine -- which is no less harmful than crank. It can be just as deadly, too -- an overdose can be fatal. Way, Way bad!
pseudephedrine is the manufactured ingredient, the main ingredient in Sudafed, a leading decongestant. The same people that wouldn't take a handful of Sudafed will go
Re:Friend Good! Ephedrine Bad! (Score:2, Informative)
Uh, ephedrine is much weaker than methamphetamine. That's why people go through the trouble of making meth - often using ephedrine as a base. (Which is a large part of the reason the Drug Warriors get so bent out of shape about ephedrine.)
Exactly. Taking
Re:Friend Good! Ephedrine Bad! (Score:2)
Wellll....what you're describing is an attempt at knowledgable and responsible use. Some of that knowledge, which gives you understanding of how careful you must be, as you have described, is gained in the very type of clinical trials required by the FDA approval process. Unfortunately, where clinical trials are perceived to be biased and regulation perceived to be unnecessarily draconian (criminalised, for example), the only way users of those substances find out the real level of care that needs to be e
Re:Friend Good! Ephedrine Bad! (Score:1)
I have no problem with the FDA, or anyone else, testing their effects. (Well,I have issues about animal testing, and there are other research ethical issues that can arise, but that's outside the scope of this discussion.) Gathering and publishing accurate data is a good thing. Nor do I have any issue with them educating the public,
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I have no problem with Animal Testing. Without it, we would have no way of knowing which college to admit them to.
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LAWYERS
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Printing living tissues (Score:4, Interesting)
It is about printing tissues with modified inkjet printers, a prospect which seems even more fascinating than artificial bone replacements.
Teeth? (Score:5, Interesting)
My only question: Is this technique applicable to teeth, or is the mouth too hostile an environment?
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I'll be impressed when they can print me a whole (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:I'll be impressed when they can print me a whol (Score:1)
with joint replacements, the bone is only part
of the story. You need cartelidge and preferable some
good ligaments as well - stuff that goes bye-bye
after artificial joint replacement.
still, one can hope.