Potato Bazookas 672
Zog The Undeniable writes "The latest craze in Germany is "Kartoffelkanone" or potato bazookas. These use hairspray ignited by a spark to fire potatoes at colossal speeds. The authorities are not amused." Everyone needs a hobby I guess.
Odd. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Odd. (Score:5, Funny)
Sooner or later Iraq will have to prove they don't own potatoes.
Re:Odd. (Score:4, Funny)
Weapons of Mash Destruction.
Re:Odd. (Score:5, Funny)
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"The threat that Ireland poses to the stability of the world cannot be ignored. The vegatable inspection process has been a failure. Our only option now is to forcibly remove these dangerous foods from the hands of the evil Irish."
"And as part of my economic stimulus package, I propose cutting taxes from all Americans with the last names of Bush or Cheney. This will help all middle class Americans...somehow. God bless America. Good night."
-Barry
Re:Odd. (Score:3, Troll)
No potatoes? that's already proven (Score:4, Insightful)
That said, you are seeing the true meaning of the American 2nd Amendment: each amendment prohibits the government from trying to do something that is highly stupid, because it can't.
Governments that try to violate those principles get away with it for a time -- but either they learn, or they fall, or the country fails.
In the case of the 2nd Amendment, you can't prevent people from defending themselves; and arming themselves is part of that.
Imagine... (Score:5, Funny)
Imagine Dirty Harry working in a fast food restaurant...
"You want fries with that?"
Re:Imagine... (Score:3, Funny)
"I know what you're thinking, 'Did he use beef juice, or only vegetable oil?' Well, seeing as how these are McDonald's French Fries, the most prolific French Fries in the world, you have to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
Re:Odd. (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Odd. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Odd. (Score:5, Funny)
I would definitely be suspicious of any teenagers buying hairspray. God only knows what they are planning.
Re:Odd. (Score:3, Funny)
"Not wearing a uniform? You're headed to Cuba, boy."
Hardly new (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Hardly new (Score:5, Funny)
The Iraqis don't stand a chance against our mighty potato cannon, not to mention our highly intelligent french fry cluster bombs!
Why this is newsworthy... (Score:4, Funny)
Nay, it is the fact that they are German boys that makes this a newsworthy story.
In the late 80s, Ronald Reagan issued a challenge to then Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev. During his famous speech in Berlin, he said:
Shortly therafter, the Berlin wall was no more, paving the way for German unification.
People with no sense of history thought this to be a good thing, but myself, I saw these occurrances for their true nature. A unified Germany can mean only one thing... It's only a matter of time before massive, well equipped, well trained German armies are marching all over Europe.
Others deny this conclusion, and some have actually made statements to the effect of:
Be wary, my Slashdotting friends. It's only a matter of time before the people of Germany grow restless, pretending to be friends with the rest of their European neighbors. Already, German youth have turned their attentions to the design and manufacure of inexpensive, abundant, starch weapons.
Heed my warning... It's only a matter of time...
Re:Why this is newsworthy... (Score:3, Funny)
Once all the Germans were war-like and mean,
but that could never happen again.
We taught them a lesson in 1918,
and they've hardly bothered us since then!
-From the Song "MLF Lullabye"
In other words (Score:3, Funny)
Germany Reunited! Coming to a France near you!
so Germany ir reunited, and there is talk of arming Japan. And Mitsubishi has Zero down financing. Why am I the only one that see's a problem here?
Re:Why this is newsworthy... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hardly new (Score:3, Funny)
Obligatory letter from the ATF Re: Spud Guns (Score:5, Informative)
Definitely old news...
Re:Obligatory letter from the ATF Re: Spud Guns (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:National vs. State (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Hardly new (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Hardly new (Score:5, Funny)
Re:m-80 (fun stuff to do with them..) (Score:5, Funny)
Behind the times... (Score:5, Funny)
Just wait until they figure that if you fill a tin can with cement you can put a hole through a car, not just a big dent in the side.
Kintanon
Re:Behind the times... (Score:5, Informative)
frozen oranges are good too if you've got the right diamater pvc
Re:Behind the times... (Score:5, Interesting)
For added fun, take your cannon to the course!
Re:Safety First. (Score:3, Informative)
Moral: Be very careful when you're messing with stuff that explodes...
DennyK
Re:Behind the times... (Score:5, Informative)
Kristian
Exact Spiegel online link (Score:4, Insightful)
At the bottom there also is a link to the corresponding Spiegel TV video [spiegel.de]. It's called Die Rückkehr der Kartoffelkanone (Return of the potato gun / cannon), so that indicates already that this kind of weapon isn't exactly new. But that shall not keep everyone here from making fun of Germans!
Re:Behind the times... (Score:5, Insightful)
A couple dozen kids playing with the things is simply annoying. When you get thousands, the statistics start to catch up with you.
When they start being 'in', the nature of the problem also shifts. You start to leave the domain of 'geeks playing with tech' and get into the realm of 'jocks playing with weapons'. It's a completly different mindset -- one with far less interest in (or even knowledge of) safety.issues.
A geek firing a cement-filled cannister at a brick wall is one thing. A jock firing a cement-filled cannister at his favorite geek target is another. The first death from one of these things is not going to be pretty.
Good point. (Score:5, Informative)
Good thing most of these kids are probably too stupid to make a pneumatic spudgun. Far safer for the operator, but FAR more dangerous for people at the wrong end of the cannon. (Pneumatic spudguns use a constant pressure for most of the firing cycle, rather than the quick spike of pressure from combustion. As a result, pneumatics can pack a LOT more power into a gun while stressing the components less.)
Re:Good point. (Score:4, Interesting)
I designed a pneumatic gun with interchangeable barrels that was designed to fire anything from a shooter marble all the way up to a roll of toilet paper.
Dual pressure guages, expandable air chamber, positive-pressure locking system, and one-way airflow between the firing pressure chamber and the main air chamber.
Paint sprayer parts make the bulk of the guts.
Ahhh.... I really should finish putting it together. It'd be great to actually fire it. I wanted muzzle velocity to exceed the speed of sound.
Re:Behind the times... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Behind the times... (Score:5, Funny)
Dan Quayle reads
Re:Behind the times... (Score:3, Interesting)
I just use my bow for this kind of a task. When my bow is cranked to the full 87 pounds release, I can put a 2317 Easton shaft through 1/4" Lexan, up to the fletching. Any smaller arrow (2217, 2316) and the arrow explodes on impact. Nasty!
Obviously (Score:2)
These have been around for quite some time (Score:2, Informative)
Thank you. (Score:5, Funny)
Damage (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Damage (Score:2, Funny)
Stone? Surely you mean potato?
Re:Damage (Score:5, Funny)
I hope not... I wouldn't want to be fed by one of those machines :-)
Re:Damage (Score:5, Funny)
Wouldn't you be feeding the enemy though? Or are you suggesting we eat our own ammo and be overtaken by the Huns!?!?
California has banned these (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:California has banned these (Score:5, Funny)
When potato guns are outlawed... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:When potato guns are outlawed... (Score:4, Funny)
Actually brussel sprouts grow on a stalk that is about the size of a baseball bat. You might actually be able to hurt someone with it. And by hurt someone I don't mean making them eat the brussel sprouts.
surprising (Score:2, Funny)
Funny also to see the authorities upset about it. In the US, our relative comfort with weapons of all sorts probably allows us to more easily accept that "boys will be boys."
While the danger of such a device is frightening, I cannot but believe that in the right hands, a potato cannon could be used as a weapon for good.
Home Depot..... (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Home Depot..... (Score:5, Funny)
Building instructions (Score:5, Informative)
For anyone interested in doing this too, building instructions can be found here [lycos.de]
I had one... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:I had one... (Score:5, Informative)
or for an aliternate site... (Score:5, Informative)
I'm making one when I get home (Score:5, Informative)
Old, but very sweet!
GotSpud? [gotspud.com]
Tony's page [tommasi.org]
Spudweizer [tripod.com]
Simple Spudgun [mshamash.com]
My mom would never let me build one when I lived at home, so now's my chance. AND, I'll be prosecuted as an adult, and possibly an 'American Terrorist'
pumpkin cannon guy (Score:2)
Overrated (Score:3, Informative)
the story calling it "craze" is somewhat overrated. At every time in the last 50 years, kids have built something that goes boom. I think that is the same in every other country.
I live here and i haven't seen or heard of a single "Kartoffelkanone" prior to the article and the photos of the SPIEGEL magazine [spiegel.de].
At least it's an interesting method of delivering mashed potatoes.
Yours, Martin
hair spray is for wussies (Score:5, Informative)
Do NOT stand in front of one, though.... (Score:5, Interesting)
We stopped fiting it after we stuck a 1/4 inch thick board of plywood about 3 feet in front of the canon and fired away.
Damned if that potato didn't punch a perfect 4 inch hole through that board. As the potato emerged on the far side though, it almost completely stripped off the last ply layer from the board.
We gained a new respect for tuber-based weaponry that day....
Dr Fish
Its's not a spud gun officer.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Its's not a spud gun officer.. (Score:4, Funny)
Back in my Iowa State days (81-87), my roomie and I mixed up a batch and set it off in an old parking meter pole -- made a great mortar. At the time, we were living across the street from Dugan's Deli; when we set off the mortar, lots of drunks came out and asked what was going on. We told them the university's physical plant blew up, and they, in their intoxicated state, seemed to believe it.
Tests have shown (Score:5, Funny)
German police fear that the youths will turn to more lethal ammunition than potatoes. Tests have shown that such a bazooka firing an empty film canister filled with sand and the cardboard centres of toilet rolls filled with cement could penetrate brickwork.
I can just picture these "experts" in a lab doing "testing".
It probably went something like "Whoa, that was way cool, lets see what else we can use. Hey, if we use something really heavy it'll be just like those cannons on junkyard wars!"
Those guys must have a cool job.
Stop! It's Deadly! ....but have you tried THIS? (Score:5, Funny)
I love that... "hey kids, those potato gun things are WAY too dangerous for you! Don't try it, but THESE things are WAY more destructive!"
Ya gotta wonder.
Hairspray is for girls (Score:5, Informative)
Hairspray is for wimps...real men use compressed air. Compressed air is much more powerful, you don't have the legal ramifications of using an explosive, and it's cheaper than hairspray. It takes a little more work to get it air-tight, and you have to buy a thicker PVC pipe, but the results are worth the extra effort.
Re:Hairspray is for girls (Score:5, Funny)
The initial test of it shot it out the door of the place i was working, over the parking lot (12 cars), across 5 lanes of traffic, over a Kroger's and associated parking lot, and into the field behind it. We deemed it a success.
Now, propane we were a bit leary to try.
Re:Hairspray is for girls (Score:5, Informative)
From testing I found an air cannon with a piston quick exhaust valve has about the same performance as a propane/air cannon of the same size when the air is operated at about 40-50 PSI. At 100 PSI it is no longer a contest. For some reason the propane cannon is much noiser, but the air cannon is much more powerful.
A friend and I did a comparison about 2 years ago. Both cannons had 2 inch barrels with an overall length of about 8 feet. The air cannon used a piston valve 2-1/2 inches in diamater that directly seated on the 2 inch breech of the barrel inside the air chamber. This provided an air orfice the diamater of the barrel. Look up quick exhaust valves for details of the valve operation. The 8 foot length in both cannons is a safety feature. It's almost impossible to get any body part over the end of the barrel while operating the trigger mechanism.
I prefer the air cannons for safety reasons. They can be hydrostat tested so you know they are not likely to blow up when used at about half the test pressure. You just never know with a combustion cannon. As always, follow some safety guides including pressure testing and ensuring the downrange is clear. My current pnumatic is tested at 150 PSI and operated in the 60-80 PSI range. Holes in 3/4 plywood are no problem to make.
A roll of adding machine tape shot into the sky is a sight to behold. It unrolls on the way up and tears into dollar bill size pieces until it looses enough speed to unroll the remainder without tearing. It's a confetti storm of dollar size pieces with a 60 foot streamer at the very top. It's also realtively safe if used in an area with lots of spectators. There are no heavy high speed objects falling out of the sky to injure a spectator. The 8 foot length pointed up keeps onlookers from trying to look down the barrel while charging. It's best to eliminate the plastic core from the roll of paper before use.
Wow... (Score:5, Funny)
We made an olive gun (Score:4, Funny)
Re:We made an olive gun (Score:5, Funny)
Three, then? Four? Five?
Additional Relevant Links (Score:3, Informative)
When we were young (Score:5, Interesting)
The most "impressive" one was a 6ft long black barreled cannon known as "black beauty". It had an ignition switch from a grill, eliminating more clumsy homemade solutions for ignition and could put a potato through a wooden fence from about 20 yards. It could fire them @150 yards on a good day. It was tremendously dangerous, with a 3 foot flame shooting out of the barrel each time you fired it. The heat and pressure on the piping caused it to crack and need replacement, a function often ignored by my more idiotic friends. Here in texas some younger kids at my church got caught firing one in a golf course not too long ago and recieved some fines from the local police. These things are not safe...
My last memory of that cannon involved modification to shoot sprays of water. Ignition, upon filling the barrel with water after placing a "separator" in the piping caused a huge spray of water and steam to eject in every direction. Took the bark right off of trees...
STUPID
Potato guns, for great justice. (Score:5, Funny)
Talk about a thrill. It was early evening, and a little dark, so you could see the long tongue of orange flaming Aqua-net.
First a click (of the grill igniter in the trigger)...then a sort of "thomp" sound...then a long silence...then a huge, resounding GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG sound.
It was awesome. A childhood dream come true.
I need to build another.
Re:Potato guns, for great justice. (Score:3, Funny)
Alternate... safer version of the guns (Score:5, Interesting)
All you need is a length of pipe that just barely fits a pingpong (table tennis whatever) ball through it. Fit a connector into one end of it that can hook to a vacuum pump.
Ok.. now here is the operation.
*WARNING do not have anything in line with EITHER end of this device!!! It is VERY unlikely but either end can give way and it fire either direction!*
Place the pingpong ball in the pipe. Place a single piece of plastic packing tape over each end. (Clear or brown... not filament!)
Use your pump and lower the pressure as far as you can. (You will have to expirement to make sure you can get it that low without imploding the tape on the ends)
When ready to fire.. put end with fitting slightly lower. Wait for pingpong ball to settle at that end of the tube. Aim. Using something sharp or pointed pierce the tape on that end of the pipe.
Bye-bye pingpong ball
Basically the inrush of air propels the ball through the tube and straight through the tape on the other end. We have clocked these pingpong balls in excess of 150mph
Please only do this under carefully controlled circumstances... It makes a great science expirement and is relatively safe. But as always be careful, wear protection and DON'T BE STUPID.
BTW You can pick up used vacuum pumps for cheap on Ebay... cheaper than 20 or 30 cans of hairspray so...
And in other news... (Score:3, Funny)
In a crazy incident, American soldiers came under heavy potato fire while during a training mission in the Middle East. The American soldiers managed to escape unharmed, except for one who was turned into a human mashed potato. The attackers were captured and taken to Guantanomo Bay, Cuba, where they are being held indefinitely and treated poorly. After ten hours of being asked where the odd weapons came from, one Arab replied, "We got the guns from Germany, but Habeeb the potato farmer in Idaho supplied the ammunition!"
And also in related news, Iraq has begun importing more and more potatos, under the cover of "food for humanitarian aid."
Great... just what we need. Instead of firing SCUDS, Iraq will just fire SPUDS at us. :)
Alternate ammo (Score:5, Funny)
Now if only RMS had seen us launching little penguins... he would have made us call it a GNU/Gun.
Not that hard... (Score:4, Funny)
1 roll: Like a fire-cracker
6 rolls: Triggered car alarm several meters away...
18 rolls: Blow mail box to bits (confined space)
50 rolls: What can I say? The entire street noticed...
150 rolls: Felt serious shock wave at about 7-8m distance (ears protected)
450 rolls: We considered it, but dropped it due to strategic arms limitation treaties
Kjella
Ballistic Fun (Score:5, Funny)
We've made potato guns of all shapes and sizes. We even made one out of 1/2" steel walled pipe that used a bottle of propane from a camp stove, an oxygen bottle from a welding torch and a BBQ ignitor magneto. That one (We called it "Big Bertha") weighed over 100 lbs and we never found any of the potatos we shot out of it. I think they ended up in low earth orbit.
My senior year of high school (1991) we decided to pull the greatest prank we could think of...Shell the high school with potatos. However, when we saw the dents they made in the roof of my friend's truck we decided against it.
SO.... We got a waterballoon ballista - basically a huge slingshot manned by three guys - two to hold the ends and one to load, pull back and fire.
So we waited till lunch, snuck out of school to my friend's house a block over and loaded up the ballista. Another friend was on a payphone at school which we called from the house - he was our forward observer. After a few shots, he had us zeroed in on the bench where all the "big haired" girls sat. We got two shots off before the first one hit, had them screaming and frozen in panic and soaked them perfectly. No one knew what the hell was going on. But because we were a block away, we didn't get to see the girls in the wet t-shirts. DAMN the luck!
Ahh Yes, The Good Ol Days (Score:4, Funny)
Childhood Memories (Score:3, Funny)
Playing with fire (Score:5, Interesting)
Building the things was pretty simple -- all you need is a strong tube, a projectile, propellant, and an ignition system. As others in this thread have mentioned, my friends' ignition of choice was the ignitor from old BBG grills. This worked fairly well -- you actually get a trigger to work with -- but they always seemed to break down after a while, so the design had to be built such that you could swap out the ignitition every now and then.
That is how Jeff burned his damn face off :-)
See, like I say, everyone would just sit around in their dorm, building these guns and preparing their next shots. Jeff was about to shoot his when, wouldn't you know it, the ignition jammed. Bummer. So as usual, he unscrewed the back to get at the ignition to check on it. Unwisely, this involved taking a look into the ignition chamber to see -- well, the back end of a potato & some invisible ether.
Did I mention that? I guess not -- their propellant of choice was ether. I have no idea where they got the stuff, but damn it was good for making a nice little controlled explosion. Or in this case, uncontrolled explosion.
So anyway, there Jeff was staring into the back end of the gun, when somehow he bumped the trigger.
And it went off.
And the ether exploded.
Remember how when you were a little kid, and you liked playing with the garden hose in the summer, but your evil older brother (that would be me :-) would hide around the corner pinching off the flow, and you'd get confused and look into the hose trying to find the water -- and just at that very moment that bastard of an older brother would uncrimp the hose and blast you in the face?
This was a lot like that, but with fire instead of water.
So anyway, there Jeff sits, with a ball of fire around his head, and well you get the idea. I wasn't actually there when this happened -- I was back at my dorm, probably cowering under the bed from my psycho buddies (or reading email more likely...). But Jeff was my roommate and, about five minutes after the incident, Jeff comes staggering back to the room. He has no eyebrows -- just white molten lumps where they used to be. He has no eyelashes. Or rather, he does have some remnants of eyelashes, but they are half an inch long each and there is is a six inch line across the front of his hairless brow. And exactly in the middle of his (now apparently sunburned) forehead is a bright red circle -- as if someone had thrown a tennis ball, dripping with paint, really hard at the middle of his forehead.
Jeff took a little nap at that point. He woke up a day or two later, ordered some pizza, ate, and went back to sleep. He slept for most of the next several days, it took a couple of weeks for the tennis ball spot to fade away, and it took a month or more for the hair to grow back. He wore a hat a lot those days, IIRC :-)
So, let this be a lesson to you spud projectionists -- the back end of the gun is just as dangerous as the front!
A local museum has one by S&W (Score:4, Informative)
Comment removed (Score:4, Interesting)
The Match-Head Surprise Potato Cannon (Score:5, Funny)
On the big night, we rammed a 6 foot steel pipe about two feet into the ground, rammed paper into it until the paper reached ground level, then poured in the match-heads, jammed a potato in the top of the pipe, and lit a fire around the base.
Then we just got on with the business of lighting a proper bonfire, making punch, roasting potatoes, setting off fireworks, and drinking. Every time anyone walked past the pipe, they would glance nervously at it. A couple of hours later, there was a tremendous thundering BOOM, and the potato went up into the stratosphere.
i made something similar... (Score:3, Interesting)
You'll shoot your eye out, kid! (Score:3, Funny)
The legality of it all... (Score:4, Interesting)
Bear in mind that in some places, I think California and Britain, laws have been considered to ban spud guns. You can make a law to ban anything, but practice show here that it is *easy* to make a gun out of whatever is available.
Yet though it is easy and a lot of us here have made them, no one here shot anyone and killed them with it. No laws or punishment is necessary because there is already a law against killing someone. You only have to punish those who break the laws of nature, killing or maiming someone and the destruction of their property.
Likewise, we don't need any gun laws at all. We already have one in the US called the 2nd amendment, plus the various laws based on the 'natural law' above.
Like spud guns, which can indeed kill and maim, guns which shoot lead bullets (and spud technology could...) can easily be made in a workshop, and sophisticated guns can be made in a machine shop. It is so easy to do, that is cannot in reality, be controlled. Nor is is a bad thing to avoid controlling it. We just have to enforce the 'natural law'. And punish the perpetrator, not the inanimate object.
Spud Guns Do Not Kill.
Nor does a Smith and Wesson.
The bad guy kills.
Anything to help. . . (Score:5, Funny)
Look out, France.
Truth in labeling (Score:3, Informative)
Do NOT Try This At Home (Score:3, Interesting)
Firing chickens. True story. (Score:5, Funny)
Some idiots once put the lower part of a mop (the thing you clean your bathroom floor with that looks like your mother in law's hairstyle) into this special gun and fired at someone about 200 meters away. Broke him both legs. (Try to explain that to the ambulance ... "this here mop did it! Really!")
btw: British Airways (or was it the USA? don't remember) caught up to this and copied the idea (not the mop idea though). They loaded the gun with a dead chicken, measured the distance like Lufthansa did, and fired.
The chicken went through the windshield, through the pilot's seat, through the console behind the driver (or whatever was there) and into the wall behind it.
British Airways (or whoever) complained to Germany. Germany sent two engineers there, looked at the setup, and advised them to un-freeze the chicken before firing.
Re:Firing chickens. True story. (Score:3, Interesting)
I've heard it was NASA doing test to make sure the windshield woulndt get smashed upon reentering and hitting something airborne. Part about the british airways is the same except they send an email with the 3 words:
"Thaw the chicken!"
Anywho It's always a good laugh
Idaho (Score:4, Funny)
These are old... (Score:3, Informative)
He liked to fire it around the neighbourhood. He used PVC pipes. Bright kid.
I wouldn't be overly concerned, unless they get into an SS uniform and say they are Panzerfaust.
Fun at work (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:So 1985 (Score:5, Funny)
Another pick (Score:3, Informative)
Re:The *real* source of the problem (Score:5, Funny)
Don't you guys over there in the States have a constitutional right to keep and bear potatoes?
And I seem to recall Charlton Heston saying that "Potatoes don't kill people, people kill people" (only sometimes with potatoes). And "A society with potatoes is a polite society. Pass the fries, please."
Or something like that, anyway.