Bid Your Way into the Keck Control Room 33
mopuxak writes "There's an article featured over at space.com about an ongoing EBay auction to spend a night in Hawaii's Keck Observatory with Astronomer Geoff Marcy. The money is set to go to the non-profit Astronomical Society of the Pacific (ASP). Looks like they're billing this as Astronomy's version of Lance Bass and the Space Station. How much would YOU pay?"
Spend a night with a science geek... (Score:4, Funny)
How much I'd Pay... (Score:2)
Re:Nemesis is dying! (Score:1, Offtopic)
You mean "something meaningful" as in learning how to use a spellchecker?
DInner (Score:1)
But what would I do in the control room at Keck? Sit and stare at the monitors and nod my head knowingly a lot?
Re:To stay and search for the loch nes monster!!! (Score:1)
Re:To stay and search for the loch nes monster!!! (Score:1)
A post could be 0 and be overrated if it really sucks.
Well.... (Score:5, Informative)
Keck is a very important observatory, and one of the many observatories up there. Since it placed adaptive optics into it's facility a couple years ago they have been producing stunning photographs and research.
However, how much would I pay to sit in their control room? Not much. Anyone can go up to the top of Mauna Kea for free, and hang around. Free tours of Keck are offered daily. You wouldn't be able to do/see much since the telescope time is so highly booked (e.g., you would see what was going on currently).
Another down side is that your at 13,800 ft. The air is very thin and altitude sickness is very very common. Not to mention that it is extremely cold up there.
There are better ways to enjoy Hawaii :)
Re:Well.... (Score:4, Informative)
Very true, although Keck do remote observing from the much more comfortable environment of Waimea. From the auction:
Re:Well.... (Score:2, Interesting)
True, but last time I was up there the free tours available to the public don't really show you very much. The closest you get to seeing one of their telescopes is inside a cage on the dome floor. To really get a tour you need to either work there or know someone who does. That tour's much more interesting. =)
Plus, public tours are only available during the day when nothing exciting is going on. Well, unless you consider engineering exciting. It's only after twilight when things start getting exciting. And then when they start sitting on a source things get boring again, and that's when you start hoping things will break so there's something for you to do at 3 in the morning so you don't fall asleep.
Re:Well.... (Score:2)
How much do you think that would be worth?
Re:Well.... (Score:3, Informative)
Each of the two Keck telescopes cost about $94 million U.S. to construct. If we amortize that over twenty years, that's five million per year, $14,000 per day, or nearly six hundred dollars per hour. You'll settle for one Keck, right?
And that's just your sticker price. Actually operating the damn thing requires a lot of money. This site [indiana.edu] gives a figure of about a dollar per second--that's about four thousand dollars an hour. It's not cheap to haul astronomers, mirror bits, refrigeration units, and everything else up a mountain, you know.
Oh, and if it's cloudy while you're up there, too bad. You can apply for more time now, but your request likely won't be granted for another year or so. Not that the group responsible for adminstering the Kecks would let you play with their toy anyway. There are real scientific projects that already suck up all the available observing time--and many more waiting in the wings that would kill for some. Do you think that CERN would let you mess around with their collider?
Your best bet for getting to play with mid-scale scientific toys (linear accelerators, van de Graff generators, telescopes in the three meter class, and so forth) would be to befriend someone at a university owning such facilities. Once you know the right people, you can get in for free.
Re:Well.... (Score:2)
Too bad it's... (Score:1, Redundant)
not Marcy Geoff. I wouldn't be too interested "spending the night" with Geoff Marcy.
I wouldn't pay. . . . (Score:4, Informative)
Re:I wouldn't pay. . . . (Score:1)
I don't think it's just at altitude, to be honest :-)
Who spends $13k to hang out at Keck? (Score:2, Interesting)
I guess it's just a bit odd. His buying record is going to be: pr0n, pr0n, pr0n, $13k on a night at Keck, pr0n, pr0n...
I would pay... (Score:2)
Well... (Score:1)
I'd rather spend time with Steven Hawking at the local high school's observatory than to hang out at Keck with any lesser scientist.
Re:Well... (Score:1)
You are a Professional idiot of the First Order, because you missed the entire point of it. I was saying that I'd rather spend time ANYWHERE with a great man than nowhere with someone I've never heard of. For example, if he was alive, I'd rather be stuck in a desert with Thomas Jefferson than to be ANYWHERE with you're Anon Coward fucktard self.
I guess you knew your opinion was idiotic because you're hiding behind the Anon.
any ladies? (Score:2)
Zero feedback? (Score:1)
from my living room (Score:1)
Profile of the Winner... (Score:1)