Mathematics Unravels Optimum Way To Lace Shoes 49
Seft writes "The knotty problem of choosing the optimum way of lacing up shoes has been solved by a new mathematical proof.
There are many millions of different possibilities but, reassuringly, the proof shows that centuries of human trial and error has already selected out the strongest lacing patterns. However, the pattern using the least amount of lace possible, the decorative "bowtie" lacing, is usually only seen in shoe shop displays"
Re:That's odd. (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Do what? (Score:3, Insightful)
I personally hate that shoes, boots, whatever, when bought, must consistently be re-laced before they can be effectively worn. I know that their lacing is usually loose in stores so that people can try them on faster, but I want an accurate feel for the shoe when I get in there!
Re:I wear shoes without laces. (Score:1, Funny)
Strength is Not Enough (Score:5, Interesting)
I dunno about you, but I like comfort in my lacing system.
If you have the highly zig-zaged pattern you can, with little force, end up applying an tourniquet to your foot.
Less sharp angles will keep your foot more comfortable, not to mention giving you more lace with which to hang yourself - I mean, tie knots. Too many shoes come with short laces that can barely support a full bow.
Re:Strength is Not Enough (Score:2)
Re:Strength is Not Enough (Score:2)
My shoes seem to come with laces that are too long.
Try tucking the long loops under the loose cross lacing near the front of your shoes.
[I can't believe I've regressed to starting a Shoe Tying FAQ...]
Screw shortest.. (Score:4, Funny)
-s
Re:Screw shortest.. (Score:1)
Re:Screw shortest.. (Score:1)
Re:Screw shortest.. (Score:3, Funny)
1. Take off shoes!
Re:Screw shortest.. (Score:1)
Don't try this on an airplane.
Re:Screw shortest.. (Score:1)
Another thing you can do: tie a regular bow-knot. Leave the ends long. Then tie those long ends into another bow-knot.
What's that you say? It looks silly? Yikes! What will the boys at my Mensa mixer think?? Better change back into the Armani.
Re:Screw shortest.. (Score:2)
Get it afraid not ~= a frayed knot.
it's funny, come on.
What about single side lacing? (Score:5, Informative)
Also, needing only to use one lace makes lacing up and down faster, tho you need to get used to the fact that for each level of eyehole you need to lace in the opposite direction.
Something like this:
*-o
o-o
o-o
o-o
o-o
Where * is the knotted side and / is the leftover, coming from under the eyehole.
Re:What about single side lacing? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What about single side lacing? (Score:2)
Re:What about single side lacing? (Score:2, Informative)
I used to be in the army cadets here in the UK and they used to make you do your boots like this - especially when you showed them there was a better way.
The problem is that you ONLY have one end of the lace to tie off. This is clearly a PROBLEM because it is HARD
Now. How about a way of lacing shoes where you only have one crossing of the lace between each pair of holes, but you can still tie in a bow, like 99% of human shoe users do?
Pay attention. Here comes the science bit...
5a 5b
4a 4b
3a 3b
2a 2b
1a 1b
Start with the lace threaded halfway through 1a and 1b from the outside in. Now do this...
1a, 2a, 3b, 4b, 4a...
1b, 3b, 3a, 5a, 5b...
Sometimes at the top you need to frig it just a little.
Re:What about single side lacing? (Score:2)
Also, you can turn the sock on it to make it really strong.
Re:What about single side lacing? (Score:2, Funny)
Hiking up & down mountains (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Hiking up & down mountains (Score:1)
This proof is completely BIASED... (Score:3, Funny)
You got that right (Score:1)
BIASED ...towards people with feet!
as opposed to some of these pictures [rose-hulman.edu]?
Math != reality (Score:2)
Re:Math != reality (Score:2)
Re:Math != reality (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Math != reality (Score:1)
Spherical Cows [nasa.gov].
Re:Math != reality (Score:1)
They just generally don't tell everyone. I have no idea why, as it's nice knowing that stuff.
I mean, really, if you had only taken a graduate level classical mechanics course you might have done the realistic version of this problem already.
A new mathematical proof... (Score:5, Funny)
What about TYING shoes? (Score:2)
I blame my mother.
Re:What about TYING shoes? (Score:1)
Round and flat shoelaces stay in place entirely different ways. I gather the theory on round laces is that the tension of the rest of the laces (You know, the stuff in the shoe.) is supposed to hold the knot in place. You have to pull them taunt and the inside of the knot is supposed 'scrunch' tight, but us normal shoe wearers do not pull our laces tight when tying shoes, because it's too tight. (duh)
Whereas flat shoe laces stay in place because of the knot. You can tie flat shoelaces in a knot in midair, and they will stay. Round shoelaces will not. Most people, when they were kids, tied their shoelaces where the bow wasn't anywhere near tight, often flapping around a good quarter inch from the shoe. As adults, we usually get it tighter than that, but not as tight as it needs to be for round shoelaces.
Check your shoelaces. If they are round, go to a shoe store, spend five dollars, and purchase a flat-the-way-god-intended pair of shoelaces. Don't listen to people try to tell you that round shoelaces look 'correct' on nice shoes...when was the last time you noticed someone's shoelaces? Just get the right color and no one can tell.
Seriously, I'm not kidding about this. I used to wonder why I couldn't keep my dress shoes tied, and all the others worked fine, and then one day I looked at the laces and said 'what the hell?'. The problem is usually worsened because it's the fancy shoes that have round laces, the very ones that are unconfortable to pull tight, while sneakers, which people wear pretty snug, have flat laces.
Re:What about TYING shoes? (Score:1)
Re:What about TYING shoes? (Score:1)
Forget about what God _drives_... (Score:1)
"Even if God wears shoes with 100 eyelets..."
God wears shoes? What kind of marketing propaganda is Nike into now??
Re:Forget about what God _drives_... (Score:2)
It's junk science (Score:1)
First, postulate a spherical foot ...
There is a reason for the perfection... (Score:1)
I don't have shoelaces, you insensitive clod. (Score:1)
Switched to mocs [landsend.com].