We Are Not Related 65
mao che minh writes "From Pravda.ru - German and American geneticists recently discovered that the neanderthal has nothing to do with modern day man's genealogy. I figured that the lack of a genetic relationship between the two species was already well known, especially when you consider the empirical evidence compiled thus far that concludes that cromagnon man and neaderthal coexisited. I suppose that the geneticists aim to put the story to bed with their DNA research."
what a strange article... (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:what a strange article... (Score:3, Interesting)
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Obvious.
Hahahaaawahahahaw.
Re:what a strange article... (Score:1, Insightful)
Having been brainwashed since birth with that sort of nonsense causes one to believe that it's true and obvious.
Re:what a strange article... (Score:1)
If you're talking about the USA, what the heck? Mainstream Christianity is threaded throughout American rituals. Heck, just flip your money over and take a look at the writing on the back of it for the most obvious example.
Re:what a strange article... (Score:2)
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What a waste of my time.
credibility of the story (Score:5, Insightful)
The scientists say that during its life, the mummy could have been a cyborg, a creature made by a combination of features of a robot and a hominid.
If we rely upon many statements and the evidence of UFOs or extraterrestrial visits to Earth, we can consider our planet as a space colony. And different space centers are very active here. They send their robots, cyborgs, and hominids to the Earth to collect information and materials, to perform experiments on human beings, including even complex surgical operations. In many cases, these operations resulted in mutilations later treated as abnormalities by pathologoanatomists and archeologists. The experiments were evidently performed with a view to create new cloned creatures. These facts allow one to say talk about the alien origin of Homo sapiens.
While the Neanderthal / Cro-Magnon stuff is probably true (I was under the impression that the question had been decided years ago - they both were around at the same time, Neanderthals died out), the second half of the article doesn't help the credibility of the first half.
Don't the editors read the links that get submitted?
Re:credibility of the story (Score:1, Funny)
Re:credibility of the story (Score:2)
That is the working theory. However I am not aware of any proof; and I fail to see how a few thousand year old mummy in a glacier could have resolved a question about Neanderthals which died out tens of thousands of years ago.
Whatever this article implies, I'm pretty sure that no samples of Neanderthal DNA are known to science, so until we have some, the question seems open.
As an example, suppose all the white skinned people in the world were killed off [n.b. I'm not recommending this, I'm white!]. Would that mean that the remaining population were not descended from whites? Of course not. So the question is whether Neanderthals and human ancestors could interbreed. I don't know, and I don't think anyone has any evidence either way, but one thing is for sure, I bet they tried ;-)
Re:credibility of the story (Score:3, Informative)
Duh? (Score:1)
Then again, I know a few people who think heavier objects 'fall faster' than lighter objects... so I guess you can't take knowledge for granted.
Oh well. I suppose this is just purely scientific confirmation of what archeologists/paleontologists had figured out from physical evidence. Chalk up another victory for science!
=Smidge=
Well said. (Score:5, Insightful)
Intelligent people observe their surroundings, and one might well notice that a stapler falling off a desk hit the floor before the sheet of paper did.
Intelligent people also test hypotheses; but most of us do not have easy access to a large vacuum chamber.
Not everyone has the advantage of a proper education, so your comment that "you can't take knowledge for granted" is right on the money.
I think homo-sap-sap ate homo-neanderthal.
Re:Duh2? (Score:2)
Re:Duh? (Score:2)
One finding I do definately recall (as I just read about it the other night) is that the genes for red hair seem to come to us from Neanderthals.
The moral might just be that genetics and human evolution isn't nice and simple. Perhaps we should stop seeking the sound-bite sized answers (we are/are not descended from X) and accept that things are inherently more complicated.
Correction (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Correction (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, whatever works to keep the romance alive, I guess.
So then how do you explain my hairy knuckles? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So then how do you explain my hairy knuckles? (Score:1)
Old News (Score:3, Funny)
Obviously we aren't all reading the right literature.
It's already been discovered that our ancestors co-existed with cro-magnon man rather than evolved from him. In fact, we likely caused his extinction. We're just lucky we got off the leaf-currency system before we deforested the entire planet and did ourselves in.
"That's traffic control."
Re:Old News (Score:3, Funny)
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The article was unclear on a point... (Score:5, Funny)
So, are we then descended from cyborgs, or was that an untenable offshoot of the main branch of human evolution?
Phew! (Score:4, Funny)
Thanks slashdot!
Was the Enterprise-E involved? (Score:1)
Pravda apparently no longer means truth (Score:5, Insightful)
The funny thing about this article is how it starts out plausible enough, albiet not newsworthy, much like a decent troll, before it gets into the nitty gritty of UFO's and cyborg Neanderthals as monitoring devices.
Another headline is "America Wants to Use Biological Weapons on Iraq"
The truly sad part is that there are many people in the world who believe nonsense like this.
p.s. Why is this in "science" category instead of "it's funny, laugh"? Did Hemos fall for the troll?
Re:Pravda apparently no longer means truth (Score:3, Interesting)
"Japan didn't capitulate in 1945"
"Therefore, what kind of anomalous events can be dangerous for planes? They are UFOs, balls of lightening, meteorites, energy fields that humans know nothing about, or even unknown forms of life in the upper layers of the Earth's atmosphere."
"I hope so much for Vladimir Putin now. It seems to me that he is like Joseph Stalin. I treat Stalin with respect, and I think that he was a very wise leader."
"Fire ants, Solenopsis Invicta (invincible), are ready to destroy any and all enemies, regardless of size[...] At first, it seems that they just idle around their ant hill. However, this idling time might be used to plan well-coordinated attacks."
"Bin Laden Gives Credit Where Credit's Due - Bush and Western leaders to blame for deaths of Moscow and Bali terrorism victims"
Re:Pravda apparently no longer means truth (Score:2)
Ahh, Pravda.ru (Score:2)
Did anyone even read this?!? (Score:1, Redundant)
Quote from the article:
I don't know whether the poster linked to the wrong site, but this sure as hell isn't about scientists proving anything about pre-historic DNA.
Pravda is a tabloid. (Score:1)
This article only proves (Score:2)
That the Slashdot editors really really do not read the articles they link to.
For Instance
The mummy isnt from a Pharaoh grave; it was discovered in a block of eternal ice in a mountainous area in Central Mongolia in 1995. It was in the ice within four thousand years. The mummy had long, red hair reaching its shoulders and massive tattooed forearms.
What is especially interesting, it is supposed that some of the internals and several parts of the brain were made of unknown artificial materials. It may be that they were created in a step-wise manner in the course of very complicated operations; the operations were performed on a more perfect level compared with todays operations. Scientists Justin Manners (the USA) and Kent Jennings (England) studied the mummy; they say that the surgical manipulation performed on the mummy was designed for to create a perfect cyborg, which could carry out observations and collect data. The scientists say that during its life, the mummy could have been a cyborg, a creature made by a combination of features of a robot and a hominoid. The notion hominid denotes a representative of the primates class, which includes fossil man as well as contemporary people (dont mix it with a humanoid, an extraterrestrial resembling a human by its appearance).
Yeah right and Al Gore invented the internet.
Re:This article only proves (Score:1, Funny)
Re:This article only proves (Score:1)
The trick is to set up a site the uses a SLOW redirect - say five minutes. The eds go check the site and it looks fine - then close the windows or use their back button - never the wiser about the redirect. But when the article is submitted a good many users will click on the link and leave it open past the five minutes - certain to get a few gasps from the co-workers walking by when the goats.cx page comes up.
Alternatively, you could get a real story accepted that points to a page you control, then once it gets posted - change it to a goats.cx mirror or instant redirect.
Hold on there, mao. (Score:3, Insightful)
> I figured that the lack of a genetic relationship between the two species was already well known
"We are not related" and "lack of a genetic relationship" greatly overstate the case. Humans "have a genetic relationship" with all species, and exceed 98% identity (depending on the way you measure it) even with chimps, and we are much more closely related to the Neanderthals than to the chimps.
What scientists actually say is that we are not descended from the Neanderthals.
Hard Evidence Suggests Otherwise (Score:2)
http://www.freeessays.cc/db/4/alx57.shtml
If a known hybrid exists, it is highly unlikely that absolutely no Neaderthal DNA made its way into modern homo sapien DNA. However, it may be extremely limited and require widespread analysis to indicate where modern Neaderthal lineage may still exist.
I don't trust this story because of the bottom, though. If an ancient cyborg was found, it would rock the foundation of modern religion and evolutionary science.
Re:Hard Evidence Suggests Otherwise (Score:4, Informative)
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Have you seen this story of the mule giving birth [bbc.co.uk]?
Could be a 'mule' (Score:2)
These hybrids, of course, would not have any living descendants.
Cracked (Score:2)
Then I saw the other posts here.
I'm actually surprised that hasn't happened yet.
random fact: neanderthal pronunciation (Score:1)
Re:random fact: neanderthal pronunciation (Score:1)
This is because the "thal" in Neanderthal comes from the German word "thal", meaning valley. German does not pronounce a "th" sound like English does, so the th becomes kind of an aspirated t.
So where did the name Neanderthal come from? Glad you asked! Back in the, um, past (I obviously didn't pay too much attention in German class), a German named Neumann owned a valley of some sort. He and some friends decided to try their hand at a little archaeology, which was quite popular at the time. Lo and behold, they find this weird looking skeleton. To come up with a name for the creature, Herr Neumann took his last name, converted it into Latin (Neu mann (German) = New man (English) = Neo+ander (Latin, I think)), and tacked on the word for valley at the end, so the name is a hybrid of Latin and German, Neanderthal
Dianetics 2.0 (Score:1)
Clan of the Cave Monkey (Score:2, Interesting)
This article works in the same idiom as the Weekly World News...same tone, same approach to information. Referring to most of the people as simply "scientists," even calling them "famous scientists" at the end of the article. Real journalists don't quote people like this. Real journalists get information from multiple sources. And real journalists don't suddenly start talking about cyborgs and aliens in the middle of an ostensibly serious article. Is this a translation of a Russian article? Is the language used as bad in the original Russian, or is this written in English by someone for whom English is a second language?
"Neanderthal man...was considered to be in the intermediate position between the pithecanthropus and the modern human." Not by most anthropologists. Neanderthal man (Homo Sapiens Neanderthalis--HSN) was considered to have died out about 30,000 years ago. "Died out" as in "leaving no descendents," or "not able to be called the ancestor of jack squat in modern times." They thrived for about 200,000 years. Homo Sapiens Sapiens--HSS--appeared 120,000 years ago. So, for about 90,000 years HSS and HSN shared space.
For those who read the Clan of the Cave Bear series, the first book is about a HSS girl raised by a tribe of HSN.
The Neanderthals were the first group to display abstract thought. They buried their dead, they had rituals, they drew abstract symbols in their artwork. They were not nearly as dumb as previously thought.
There are 2 theories about HSN: that HSS came "out of Africa" and killed/displaced HSN, or that modern HSS are descended from HSN and other hominids in Europe and Asia.
Actually, it occurs to me that all that I wrote about journalists above really relates to editors. This wasn't posted on slashdot as a joke. This was posted under the category of "science," not humor. It doesn't belong in this category at all. It's a joke that the slashdot editors decided to let this one through.
More useful information can be found from lots of other places:
Re:Clan of the Cave Monkey (Score:2)
Seriously, though... about the mummy. (Score:1)