ID'ing People By How They Walk 57
thedude writes "Just stumbled upon this article about a system for ID'ing people by the way they walk. Maybe a combination of facial, voice, and gait recognition will increase the accuracy of these systems? I'll be sure to waddle next time I'm at the airport."
Ministry of Silly Walks (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ministry of Silly Walks (Score:2, Informative)
And I was even going to link [mwscomp.com] to it as well..
Cripes....who knew (Score:2)
Who knew I would be able to fool everyone by using a little rascle! I AM FREE!
nothing new here (Score:5, Funny)
next thing outlawed underthe DCMA (Score:3, Funny)
Re:next thing outlawed underthe DCMA (Score:2, Funny)
Re:next thing outlawed under the DCMA (Score:3, Funny)
Us fat bastards have no choice about waddling... (Score:4, Funny)
...you insensitive clod!
Nor do penguins (Score:2)
I wonder if using Windows or Apples effects your gate and if so, how.
Re:Us fat bastards have no choice about waddling.. (Score:2)
Re:Us fat bastards have no choice about waddling.. (Score:1)
I have horrible distance vision, and I'm always behind on seeing the eye doctor to upgrade my lens prescriptions. But frequently I'll notice something familiar about the vaguely humanoid blur approaching me from 100 yards away. More often than not it's the rhythm of their walk. I can't help but suspect I'd never have used or noticed this skill if I'd had the eye sight to identify people the traditional way.
I also have really big feet, and as a result, when I walk, I bounce up and down with a larger "amplitude" than the average guy. Friends call it my "bounce".
Gait Analysis (Score:2)
Mmmm.
High heels!
I know there's cultural variations, but a sexy walk is very particular.
Damn my waddle. (Score:5, Interesting)
My wife is a physical therapist. As a computer geek, I tend to recognize very bizarre techie things because they catch my eye and I feel obliged to mention them. She does the same thing with gaits. Whenever we're at the mall she will point out people and tell me the name of whatever condition they have that caused them to walk like they do.
Re:Damn my waddle. (Score:3, Insightful)
I don't understand why you would dress up as a gorilla, let alone go somewhere shopping as one, just for "fun."
You have no sense of whimsy.
Sucks to be you, dude; life's much better when you can laugh at it. Those who can do something stupid, goofy and even potentially embarrasing and chuckle at their own foolishness are not only happier, but also more likable. Such actions require humor and self-confidence, both valuable and respect-worthy traits.
I know you're trolling, but the fact that the most interesting and humorous thing you can think to do is to spew insults behind from behind the shield of anonymity makes it clear that you really do lack both self-confidence and a sense of humor.
Doing some silly, pointless, funny crap just because you enjoy it is a good way to work on both of those. Try it!
Re:Damn my waddle. (Score:1)
Damn, you must be one boring guy.
Re:Damn my waddle. (Score:2)
Re:Damn my waddle. (Score:1)
Yeah, right..........
Re:Damn my waddle. (Score:2)
Re:Damn my waddle. (Score:2)
This is why US special forces can't infiltrate Afghanistan in burkas - they don't walk like women. The British army had a similar problem in Northern Ireland - undercover soldiers tended to march rather than walk, and stood straighter than the laid-back locals, so stood out. So there are definitely applications for this technology, but unfortunately it seems like it would be more useful to terrorists than our side.
And what about different styles of shoes? (Score:3, Interesting)
Thoughts?
Clean Rooms (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Clean Rooms (Score:1)
Re:Clean Rooms (Score:2)
Their hair, eyes, gate, breathing, the sound they make when they walk.
-- Tim
Heinlein Referenced This (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Heinlein Referenced This (Score:2, Informative)
1956 [amazon.com] to be precise.
Re:Heinlein Referenced This (Score:2, Informative)
Access denied (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Access denied (Score:1)
New Scientist (Score:1)
I'm pretty sure that this (or something very much like it) was printed in New Scientist about a year ago. I can't find a link on their website tho :(
Age ? (Score:2, Interesting)
How would this cope with people's gaits changing as they get older ??
Presumably if someone developed arthritis (sp?)or something else in their knees or developed a limp (or just faked it) it would mess up the recognition ?
Doh. (Score:2, Insightful)
Animation concept (Score:5, Interesting)
Gait Keeper . . . (Score:3, Insightful)
Except, a person's gait can change under various circumstances--not least of which being the broken leg mentioned above. There's an African tribe (I forget which) where the women are capable of carrying unGodly amounts of weight on their heads. IIRC, when carrying that load their gait optimizes. So how are they going to account for the gait changes?
Then there's me at the airport. The wife hands me 'one-more-bag' and my gait fails to optimize. So I'm kicking, pulling, etc. the bags down the terminal.
Another way to lock kids out of stuff. (Score:2, Interesting)
Perhaps the machines are built to recognize certain patterns that simple speed and/or step variations caused by mood can lead to. But I have distinct walking styles for various moods. About half the time, if I'm not in pain, I'll lift my heels several inches in the air constantly, even though I almost never wear high-heels (and when I do, they're only one to three inches). It seems to me that this would significantly change my gait, especially when contrasted with my usual dragging-of-the-feet or melodramatic happy skipping.
For reference, this can't be TOO out of the ordinary for a person of my age and gender. I'm female, and almost sixteen. We're expected to randomly swing between moods and personalities, and thus, perhaps, gaits, right?
DANGER!!! DANGER!!! Phill Colins!! (Score:2, Funny)
I can't dance, I can't talk.
Only thing about me is the way I walk.
~showing my age since 1847
Been doing that a while.. (Score:3, Interesting)
We both still do it unconciously, and even now I find it more dificult to recognize a person when they are motionless than when walking.
There are features that stay with people, and are consistent with age, footgear, and even injury. Crutches don't fool me most of the time, and people I haven't seen in 15 years or more still have a recognizable gait.
Stylish Walk.. (Score:2, Funny)
"Your a smart ass! But smart ass is good ass and good ass is hard to find!"
What about legless people? (Score:1)
Can the system identify a person born without legs who walks like this [rose-hulman.edu]?
thedude makes a valid suggestion: combine them (Score:1)
One villian it wouldn't catch (Score:2)
Damn, that's a fine a movie