Drink Pepsi, Go to Space? 336
Kayaker writes "According to an article on AdAge.com, Pepsi is considering a new promotion contest that would include a ride on the Russian Soyuz space taxi. Maybe Pepsi is better than Coke?"
In the long run, every program becomes rococco, and then rubble. -- Alan Perlis
I'd rather... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I'd rather... (Score:3, Funny)
Does pepsi keep their promises? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Does pepsi keep their promises? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Does pepsi keep their promises? (Score:4, Informative)
Yep (Score:2, Informative)
OT, but what the hell (Score:2)
Re:Does pepsi keep their promises? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Does pepsi keep their promises? (Score:4, Insightful)
This is Yet Another Pepsi Scam, just like their ads showing people dating Britney because they drink Pepsi's drek.
Re:Does pepsi keep their promises? (Score:2)
Re:Does pepsi keep their promises? (Score:3, Funny)
If I was a lawyer, I just might press for that one also.
Re:Does pepsi keep their promises? (Score:2)
Re:Does pepsi keep their promises? (Score:2)
Re:Does pepsi keep their promises? (Score:5, Funny)
in this case, they can't (Score:2)
A guy that looks like the "Comic-store guy" from the Simpsons wins and sues Pepsi for not going to space.
BTW, I'd also rather take the 38 million $....
Skyway Soap contest (Score:3, Funny)
whatever happened to that contest, anyway?
Re:Skyway Soap contest (Score:2)
Are they mad? (Score:2)
This could easily turn into "Pepsi -- burning all the way down."
whose the corporate sponsor? (Score:2)
Re:whose the corporate sponsor? (Score:2)
Or maybe the fine print:
Exclusions: If you are Lance Bass, this offer is null and void.
A better contest (Score:2)
Re:A better contest (Score:2)
I'd rather fly on this than on the Space Shuttle.
Re:A better contest (Score:2)
I dunno, but I think waking up next to, say, Drew Barrymore has to be at least a very close second.
Re:A better contest (Score:2)
Let's just wait and see... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Let's just wait and see... (Score:2)
Re:Let's just wait and see... (Score:3, Funny)
"I am Jack's shamelessly ripped off joke."
Pesi sucks but... (Score:2)
But, for a chance to go into space and return in one piece, why not drink a Pepsi.
teeny boppers in spaaaaaaace (Score:2)
But, but, but... (Score:2)
You couldn't get me in a Russian space ship. (Score:3, Funny)
Plus, I've seen too much media coverage about Russian technology in action. Think submarines, chernobyls, satellites, space stations, political ideologies.
No thanks, Pepsi. I'll take my chances with the giant slingshot I'm building in my backyard.
The question is... (Score:2)
Quoth Homer: Ewwwww! I'll take the clam juice.
This sounds risky. (Score:2)
Now Pepsi wants to up the anti with one of the biggest contests ever including a realty TV show. I know the odds of anything going wrong are low (I'd go if I won) but still this sounds like a bit of a gamble on Pepsi's part.
nope (Score:4, Funny)
Nope, You don't order a Jack and Pepsi for a reason. And that's all I have to say.
Re:nope (Score:2)
If you're into hard rock / metal / grunge then swigging from the bottle is the only option. Coke didn't even exist when Scotch Whisky and Rye drinks were invented. Think about that.
Re:nope (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:nope (Score:2)
Both were marketed as 'pick-me-ups'. To an extent, they both still are, with caffeine replacing cocaine.
Too may people were pouring it up their noses.
Re:nope (Score:2)
Cite? According to snopes, Coca-Cola did indeed contain cocaine but not THAT much... something like 0.06 grams per 25,000,000 gallons. Of syrup mind you, not the carbonated fountain drink.
Besides, if you don't get intoxicated enough after a series of Jack & Cokes sans cocaine, then I'm worried about you.
Re:nope (Score:2)
Re:nope (Score:2)
But does it matter? (Score:2)
I wonder just how much of an effect these sorts of promotions have on sales. I've never once thought, "No, I think I'll drink Pepsi this time - I might win a widget!" I probably wouldn't start drinking Pepsi all of the sudden were the promotion going on - IMO, the statistics don't support the sacrifice that switching soft drink brands would be...
Brandon
also - more practically (Score:4, Funny)
only THEN, will pepsi be better than coke. and only until you see the "morning after" spears.
Re:also - more practically (Score:3, Funny)
Re:also - more practically (Score:2)
In a related story, Lance Bass balloons to 450lbs (Score:2)
There's still hope. Everybody pray for Lance!
Not the first corporate sponsered space flight (Score:2)
I'd hate to pay the tax if I won (Score:2)
Pepsi's $35 mil promotion just ended up costing $55 Mil. It'd probably be cheaper for Pepsi to buy a congressman to exempt you for 1 year from income taxes.
Re:I'd hate to pay the tax if I won (Score:2)
You know, that may not be a bad idea for a promotion/contest for a company.
"Drink Coke, and you could win one year without income tax!"
This begs the question, is it legal for a some third-party company to pay your taxes for you? Any CPAs out there willing to comment?
Re:I'd hate to pay the tax if I won (Score:2)
You raised a good point - what do you do for income while you're training?
Let's see now, $20 Mil in taxes + $80K in lost income. I never knew winning could be so expensive!
This promotion has the smell of some marketing weenie not thinking things through very carefully. Harrier jets and Hoover vacuum cleaners come to mind.
Red Dwarf and Coke (Score:2)
When we are exploring space (optimism!) you'll have Coke sending ships round making stars go nova so Earth's night sky permanently (depending on position of course) has the Coke logo on display...
Don't you just love comedy scifi books. Also remember, infinity welcomes careful drivers ;-)
Drink it fast (Score:2)
Mix in a few quicky burritos into the meal, and start the countdown.....
Hold out for Coke. (Score:2)
Pepsi rival (Score:2)
Boy, I wonder which company might be a rival of Pepsi?!
Re:Pepsi rival (Score:2)
did they consider (Score:2)
Pepsi Spokestronauts? (Score:2)
Is Britney coming? Hmmm... floating in zero-G... must grab something for stability...
Talk about the wrong market... (Score:5, Insightful)
And yes, I almost certainly fit into that group too.
Re:Talk about the wrong market... (Score:2)
But my point here is that nearly everyone drinks soft drinks.
Sick, sick, sick. Remember Christa McAuliffe... (Score:2)
Maybe it's not quite the same a contest to ride with a test pilot on an experimental aircraft, but it's not like boarding an airliner. Or like the contest in Heinlein's (fictional) "Have Space Suit, Will Travel," which was for a trip on an established commercial tourist route.
I can still remember the Challenger disaster. What a shame. And what hubris, taking a schoolteacher along for a ride, so millions of kids could watch the Shuttle explode on TV in real time...
I hope the Hayden Planetarium still has the list I signed when I was a kid, the list of people interested in being on the first passenger trip to the Moon. But I'm not entering this Pepsi contest.
Re:Sick, sick, sick. Remember Christa McAuliffe... (Score:2)
You say that like it was the plan all along.
Noone knew it was going to blow up, and everyone involved (teacher included) knew the risks.
> Ordinary civilians have no place taking joyrides in space. Not yet
You go ahead and define 'ordinary'. And then tell them what they can and cannot do.
Here's a secret: Buzz Aldrin, Neil Armstrong, Roberta Bondar, Sally Ride, all 'ordinary' people. They don't come from some super-race of genetically bred space-people. Or do they?
Besides, others closer to your definition of 'ordinary' *have* taken joyrides on russian craft. There's the japanese reporter who spent a week or two up there. (And got awful sick, as I remember).
They must be desparate. (Score:2)
Includes training? (Score:2)
At the very least, most people, again myself included I am ashamed to admit, would have to lose weight and do some hard core working out to prepare themselves for the effects of blast off, weightlessness for several days, and the sudden return to Earth. Many astronauts far fitter than most of us need carried off the shuttles after spending only a week or two in space.
Now for the real irony. To get the contestant physically fit for their trip, they would likely have to STOP drinking pop for the duration of the training and trip, meaning you likely wouldn't see someone chugging a dew upside down on the space station or a Russian rocket.
Re:Includes training? (Score:2)
I suppose they could photoshop it in later though.
Another Pepsi Space Contest (Score:2, Interesting)
OK, raise your hand if you would like to see... (Score:2)
Ironically... (Score:3, Funny)
I wonder if you'll hear about that in the Pepsi commercials...
DON'T BELIEVE A WORD PEPSI SAYS! (Score:2)
Biggest tease since Brittney Spears (Score:2)
Coke tastes better than Pepsi (way better). Dr. Pepper is better than both.
Pepsi Depends (Score:2)
What is the profit margin on soda? (Score:2)
Considering soda is nothing more than water with carbonation, sugar, caffiene, and caramel coloring, and the fact that these companies buy the ingredients in commodity sized lots, the profit margin must be tremendous.
Funny how coke can sell Aquafina (water) for the same price as coke. Must be a cash cow for them.
Here in San Jose CA the price for a 20oz bottle of coke is around $1.20 at most 7-11's, gas stations ect.
Re:What is the profit margin on soda? (Score:2)
I am amazed Pepsi has not Sued Coke for selling Aquifina. Especially since Coke has its Own DASANI water brand.
What about tooth decay? (Score:2, Funny)
I smell cash and a ride to the space station, which is will work out great because the mushy astronaut food will be all I can eat with out teeth.
Cola Jitters (Score:3, Funny)
(Quick Math)
245 cans a day to keep up my caffeine intake.
I think that will give me an edge.
Space, Here I Come!
Re:Cola Jitters (Score:2)
1 Liter comes to 34 ounces (I think)
You need to consume 245 cans at 12 ounces
which now comes to 2940 ounces.
2940 / (34 * 2)
So you need to consume more than 43 two liter bottles a day...
I saw a promotion at Rite Aid for 99 cent Pepsi two liter bottles, but it limits you to 5 bottles.
Either plan on forking over some cash and standing over a toilet... Or just stick to the red bulls and maybe those wings will take you to outer space...
It'll take more than that... (Score:2)
They can call me once they start offering rights to human-inhabitable planets. Then... maybe. But I'm still not going to like it.
Give me my Coca-Cola any day.
Lance Bass (Score:2)
I'd give up my winning round trip ticket... (Score:2)
This is old news! (J/K) (Score:2)
Any Australian want to back up this story?
Harrier Jet anyone? (Score:2)
ehm... (Score:2)
Maybe Pepsi is ON coke ???
Pepsi already had this contest in Japan (Score:2)
The ad ended with the squeeky female voiceover saying "honto desu!" ("It's true!")
Never found out what happened to the contest as I moved to boring Canada where the first prize in a contest would be weekend with a moose.
Re:lance better start drinking (Score:2)
Funny sidenote from AW&ST (Score:3, Interesting)
When Lance and his handlers first started getting cold feet over his ride with the Russians, NASA suddenly realized that without a tourist on board the RSA might not have enough cash on hand to launch the mission! So they quietly dropped their opposition.
Wonder what is going to happen now that Mr. Lance has checked out? Not being able to fund a resupply mission is a bit of bad news I would think. Maybe they could send 4 or 5 Progress instead and see if any hit.
sPh
Re:I hope they don't send Britney to Space (Score:2)
Re:Hmmm. (Score:2)
Re:Winner's ticket donated to Lance Bass (Score:2)
I would sell my ticket to Lance for a measly $5 million. That's 75% off the MSRP! I would sooner have the cash.
Then have your soda OPEN SOURCE! (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Then have your soda OPEN SOURCE! (Score:2)
Thank you for your interest in Opencola.
The Opencola soft drink formula was a time-limited marketing promotion that ran publicly until 2001 in support of the company's introductory open source product offering. Opencola has since changed its strategic direction and is now focusing its core business on developing a proprietary distributed content search application.
FuckedCompany [fuckedcompany.com], anyone?
Re:Then have your soda OPEN SOURCE! (Score:2)
P.S.- the recipe is still available from opencola.com, but only until October 31st, 2002-
download that pdf now! (so it can bit rot on your harddrive...)
Re:Then have your soda OPEN SOURCE! (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Then have your soda OPEN SOURCE! (Score:2)
1.1
01/29/01
Fix typos. Made disclaimers scarier. Removed snotty references to Americans.
[...]
Improper use of cola might result in blunt trauma, puncture wounds, physical illness, mental illness, caffeine dependency, dental necrosis, acid reflux, death, devastation, and random tax audits. Or it might not.
[etc, etc, cool recipe instructions and some humor]
Re:Finally, a promotion I can get excited about (Score:2)
However, I don't know about the claim about telling your kids about taking a piss in orbit. How do you know that:
A: By the time you have kids old enough to appreciate the story, there won't be occasional suborbital service?
B: You'll survive long enough to have kids?
C: You'll have the ability (e.g. a partner of the opposite sex or a lot of insanely expensive and currently (afaak) nonexistant cloning gear) to procreate?
Besides, you can send your urine to the moon, if you are so inclined with that company going to Luna... it was in a prior slashdot post.. it only costs $2.5k per gram....
Re:Finally, a promotion I can get excited about (Score:2)
B) See A
C) See A.
But thanks for thinking I'm so young. (Must be my skin tone.)
Re:previous pepsi offers" (Score:2)
Based on the document, I would say he has a legetitmate claim.
Pepsi created a set of rules whereby somebody could aquire stuff.
Pepsi offered the Harrier.
LEONARD abide by the rules Pepsi created.
Pepsi did not do what they said they would.
If pepsi did not want to offer the harrier, they never should of said it was worth 7million points, then allow people to buy points for 10 cents each.
They should have said 7billion points if they wanted to make it unreasonable to aquire for the sake of humor.
Lawsuit waiting to happen (Score:4, Funny)
It could be kind of humorous, actually, the kind of people who will think they're cut out for space flight just because they drink soda.
Re:It WOULD be worth it....!!! (Score:2)
I'll go if I get to push one of them out of the airlock and watch their (silicone / children's skin, respectively) augmented body twirl, freeze and explode.
That would almost be as sweet as Pepsi.
Re:Marketing bullshit. (Score:2)
Actually, Coke is going to launch a series of 1000 deep-space probes, each with the destination of a different star. They are then going to detonate nuclear warheads inside the star, to force them to go supernova, so that when the light from the supernovas reaches earth (in a few hundred years), it will spell out "Coca-Cola" in the night sky above the northern hemisphere.
THAT ought to end the "cola-wars" once and for all.
(I have a nice shiny nickel for anyone who can tell me the source of this
Re:Marketing bullshit. (Score:2)
This reminds me of my favorite Franklin Delano Roosevelt quotation, given on being informed that Romania had declared war on the US a few days after Pearl Harbor -
This reminds me of a few things with Pepsi (Score:2)
This reminds me of an old sci-fi book, which I think was called "The Whole Ball of Wax" (I have forgotten the author's name and an Amazon and Google search got me nowhere). The book was set sometime in the late 20th century (written in the 1960s), when the "constellation Pepsi-Cola wheeled in the sky" -- supposedly Pepsi had made an artificial constellation out of satellites equipped with huge mirrors. The story also had a forerunner of virtual reality (and very much like Tekwar from William Shatner), where people donned a headset to experience recorded sensations. It also oddly echoed (foresaw?) a lot of things about society in America today, even if a lot of the details were wrong (vidphones and that sort of thing).
I last read the book years ago -- borrowed it from my aunt and uncle about 20 years ago -- but have no idea if the book is still available anywhere. Even when I borrowed it, it was old...
I also had to think of one old Pepsi commercial from the 1980s. Even as a diehard Coke and RC drinker, I was still amused by it: in the commercial, you see a bunch of students from the distant future being led around an archaeological dig by a professor; the "excavation" is of a 20th century family home. The prof rattles on about how rare it is to find a house from this era totally intact, and he enthusiastically shows an "ancient" TV set, stereo, etc. (all the while explaining to the students what they were for, while you see the students sipping from Pepsi cans).
At the end, a student spots a glass thing in the dirt, picks it up and shows it to the prof, asking, "Hey, Professor, what's this?"
Turns out to be a 16 oz. Coke bottle. The prof looks totally dumbfounded and murmurs, "I have no idea..."
Cheers,
Ethelred [grantham.de]
Ah, found it (Score:2)
Just found the name: "The Big Ball of Wax: A Story of Tomorrow's Happy World", by Shepherd Mead, written before 1954. Apparently it's been out of print for ages. *sigh*
FWIW some people apparently claim that this book is the origin of the saying "the whole ball of wax" (cf. http://www.quinion.com/words/qa/qa-who5.htm [quinion.com]). Go figure.
Anyway...
Cheers,
Ethelred [grantham.de]