Gone Fission 140
Eddie writes "Just when you thought it was safe to go back into that snakehead fishpond behind the shopping center in Crofton, Md., now comes word of a new threat slithering into our environment - "nuclear worms" from Vietnam carrying cholera and other deadly diseases." There are a bunch of blurbs here and there about these worms - apparently this Washington Post story was the origin of most of them.
On behalf of the worm people... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:On behalf of the worm people... (Score:2, Informative)
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Re:On behalf of the worm people... (Score:2, Funny)
Something I have to see (Score:2)
Speaking of pink worms... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:old news.... (Score:1)
Re:Oh damn... (Score:2, Interesting)
Call me a skeptic, but I don't personally think you'd want a 5-foot-long worm crawling around inside of you.
Out here in the country, we seem to have lots of crickets. My cat has found a new favorite hobby--it plays with a cricket for a little while, and then eats it. This normally wouldn't be a big deal, except that when a cricket dies, it lets out a long string of eggs the writhe around like a worm. My cat sat there and gagged for about 10 minutes because it had a string of cricket eggs coming up its throat and out through its nose.
Now, if by "intestinal worms" you just mean the ones that seem to just consume everything you do, and you never gain weight--well, I'm surprised that wasn't in that last US bill about weight control in children.
The article only said 5-7 feet long; I wonder how big around these bad boys get. For some reason, that description called to mind a boa constrictor for me...
Re:Oh damn... (Score:2, Funny)
"so.. um what's with the large bulge moving around your torso?"
Re:Oh damn... (Score:1)
Re:Oh damn... (Score:1)
Since in the above thread we were discussing having one of these internally--that strikes me as rather painful.
Re:Oh damn... (Score:1)
~S
There oughtta be a law (Score:1)
Re:There oughtta be a law (Score:1)
Baldea's bait shop, Slattery says: "That was a bit of marketing genius from Mike."
Do I get points for quoting the contents of a page one link away?
Re:There oughtta be a law (Score:1)
Nuclear Worm (Score:2)
Bad idea (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Bad idea (Score:1)
Re:Bad idea (Score:1)
Re:Bad idea (Score:1)
For those not following, Ballast water is used to stablize the vessel by providing dead weight at key points. when a vessel enters a different density water they swap the water out for the new density.
currently what the government of the USA and Canada are requesting is that all ballast water be filtered, and that the first change of water should be 6 to 12 miles off shore. And changing water in the seas is a high risk because the vessel will be slightly unstable.
ONEPOINT
Re:Bad idea (Score:1)
gunlake is starting to have a major problem with them.
Re:Bad idea (Score:2)
VERY Bad idea (Score:5, Funny)
But pretty soon they had ousted most of the indiginous coffee places, and even quite a few other minority species like good record shops, and cheap wineries.
Now all you see for miles around is shops with silver chairs and tables out the front and streets littered with empty 4 gallon coffee cups.
I drive over the cups whenever I see them, which I take to be their eggs or young. And I refuse to give them the money they need to survive. Some day I am sure they will suffocate us. There are no food shops within a mile of my home now, but there are 4 starbucks. My how things change...
Re:VERY Bad idea (Score:2)
Man I don't think I want to see how jittery those 4 gallon coffee drinkers must get. That's like 1-2 gallons of real coffee!
Re:VERY Bad idea (Score:2)
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Re:VERY Bad idea (Score:2)
Re:VERY Bad idea (Score:2)
Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Bart is in the mall and they're taking out a store to put in a new Starbucks...right next to the one that's already there!
Threat? (Score:2, Informative)
Just another developement in the modern way of making everything
Any "Threat" is more likely going to be based on survival-of-the-fittest, not some non-obscure diseases which happen to be in some worms which have been imported for years with no related cases of illness.
Re:Threat? (Score:1)
"some non-obscure disease" is exactly what we should be worried about. Have you taken your anti-malaria pills recently? Oh- you don't have to where you live... yet..
Great! (Score:2, Funny)
Not only can I get worms that carry viruses via e-mail in my Outlook mailbox, thanks to M$, I can now get them in my P.O. box via snail-mail thanks to FedEx!
Where is the punchline? (Score:1, Interesting)
Re:Where is the punchline? (Score:1)
'nuff said
There isn't any...other than ad revenue (Score:1)
Submissions are apparently only used as a source of amusement. The so-called 'editors' use a dartboard to decide what makes it on the main page....that and a 'good old boy' network which, like most cliques, operates behind the scenes in a smoke filled room.
"Ignore the man behind the curtain!"
Re:There isn't any...other than ad revenue (Score:2)
Um, aren't the editors more or less explicit about this? From the FAQ:
Re:Where is the punchline? (Score:1)
This page was generated by a Bucket of Vietnamese Nuclear Worms for Hittite Creosote...
Re:Where is the punchline? (Score:1)
I griped [slashdot.org] and became a troll.
Re:Where is the punchline? (Score:1)
Here ya go... (Score:2)
No, don't bother thanking me--just doing my job.
They don't carry cholera! (Score:4, Informative)
> Early imports were packed in material found to
> contain the pathogen that causes cholera,
> though no cases resulted.
It was the packaging, not the worms, that were the problem. I just thought I'd clear that up for anyone who didn't read the full WP article.
Re:They don't carry cholera! (Score:1, Funny)
ie. The entire Slashdot population.
Re:They don't carry cholera! (Score:1)
Also from the article:
Thought i'd clear that up for those who didn't read the article closely. :)
If we are going to go ballistic... (Score:5, Funny)
-- Terry
Re:If we are going to go ballistic... (Score:1)
Re:If we are going to go ballistic... (Score:2)
Re:If we are going to go ballistic... (Score:1)
Re:If we are going to go ballistic... (Score:2)
... but "as European as Tomato Pie" just doesn't have the same ring to it ... ;-)
Re:If we are going to go ballistic... (Score:1)
Re:If we are going to go ballistic... (Score:1)
For me to poop on!
Re:If we are going to go ballistic... (Score:1)
Well than lets just go for all the white people while we are at it.
j/k ofcourse, really it's a better place..
Re:If we are going to go ballistic... (Score:1, Informative)
Sure they're humans, but they're not native to the Americas either. They just happened to settle the continent earlier than the Europeans who followed them by crossing over the land bridge connecting Asia and Alaska. That's why I get pissed when they're supposedly "native americans". There WERE NO HUMANS HERE. They're immigrants just like everyone else. It's easy to check, just look for the earliest human remains. Everyone sprung into life around Africa and the middle east.
Re:If we are going to go ballistic... (Score:1)
Re:If we are going to go ballistic... (Score:1)
I don't mind the seemingly idiotic news... (Score:1)
Slow news night? (Score:1)
Gone Fission (Score:1)
Re:Gone Fission (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Gone Fission (Score:1)
No picture? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:No picture? (Score:1)
The University of Guam has a write-up and photo [uog.edu] of Namalycastis hawaiiensis which is not the same species as the Vietmanese worm, but it's the only one I could find in the same Genus.
Some research... (Score:5, Informative)
Maryland Marine Notes which discusses concerns for Chesapeake bay mentions how the Department of Natural Resources classifies the "nuclear worm" on their list of no known problems but potentially dangerous creatures.This one is by the US Wildlife field service: [216.239.51.100]
more info I've been trying to find a photo but everyone has the same info... basically wildlife angencies are trying to figure out what the hell it is and how dangerous it is... fisherman use it as bait, and the press hypes up the "nuclear" part of it by saying it was created by agent orange and napalm. The actual name nuclear worm was made up by a bait salesman on chesapeake bay because it sounded good. *rolls eyes*
Re:Some research... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Some research... (Score:2)
Re:Some research... (Score:2, Informative)
Taxonomic Details for Namalycastis abiuma
Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Annelida
Class Polychaeta
Order Phyllodocida
Genus Taxonomic Details for Namalycastis abiuma
Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Annelida
Class Polychaeta
Order Phyllodocida
Genus Namalycastis
Species abiuma
Habitats Brackish water marsh, Fresh water marsh
Researcher Dale Bishop, University of Georgia, Athens, Georgia
Pardon me if I'm incorrect (it been quite few years since I've taken Biology) but, as you can see, the genus is Namalycastis and the species is abiuma. So the picture of the pink worm should be what we're looking for. The description of the photo lists it as such.
Re:Some research... (Score:2)
Re:Some research... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Some research... (Score:1)
Vulture: "This is not saying that the worm was created by napalm or Agent Orange. Read it a little more carefully."
The way I read it and still read it is that the Washington post is implying that napalm and Agent Orange caused a biological series of events that led to this mutated worm. "Caused", "series of events" and "mutated" are my words, but I think the article explicitly implies some sort of cause-effect relationship but makes no effort to explain or prove it.
It's a total hype story, but I see reason for concern over importing something that will, sooner or later, be released alive into the wild. I'm glad that the appropriate departments are checking into it.
Okay, now that I'm remembering my high school English grammar and sentence diagramming, maybe you're right. "Biological" is an adjective. It's Vietnam's revenge, and that revenge is biological in nature. It's not biology's revenge, but that's how I read it the first few times.
Still I'm cynical enough to think that the Post wanted the casual reader to make a cause-effect connection, though. (Besides, who likes diagramming sentences?)
Re:Some research... (Score:2)
You listen to Art Bell, don't you? Do you also think that the phrase "Montezuma's Revenge" means that the Aztecs were genetic engineers? It's not a matter of diagramming sentences, it's using common sense.
It's not like they dropped a Arakkan sandworm in Mnemosyne.
--
Evan
what relevance, concern, or timeliness? (Score:2, Informative)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/travel/ind
and I think i found the reporter's tracks, too:
http://www.atbeach.com/fishtalk/messages/29
this being so, does it really have relevance or is it a reporter making hype? if it weren't hot pink, would anyone care?
secondly, does anyone have a picture? I can't find anything through google. i'm certainly curious. also, can anyone link pics of the chernobyl worms a friend of mine just told me about? how strange the world is...
They can reach up to 2cm (Score:1)
Scientific Name: Namalycastis abiuma
Description: Segmented white thread-like worm with pad-like legs on every segment; living in vegetation and leaf litter in streams and ponds. Can reach up to 2 cm.
Re: (Score:1)
Its a good day for slashdot (Score:2, Funny)
and all on the same day we get an article that holywood is down the tubes, must be a slow geek day!
Eek (Score:3, Funny)
A THREAT! RUUUN! (Score:1)
42 submitters cant be wrong? (Score:1, Offtopic)
Re:42 submitters cant be wrong? (Score:1)
Other non-native imports that have caused problems (Score:1, Troll)
2) The British, Spanish, French, Germans, Irish etc
3) The not so "Native" Americans (2 millions years ago... I think not)
4) Mammals... 200 million years ago
5) The planet, 10 billion years ago it wasn't there.
Good God, George Bush is the ultimate environmental fundamentalist, he wants to return the planet to its original state... dust
Cha-Ching! (Score:1)
"... live-worm imports alone were a $70 million business in the US from 1998 to 2000."
And here I've been trying to make a living working with computers like a sucker... WORMS FOR SALE!!!!!
..finally! (Score:1)
Combine this with Lasers [slashdot.org], and big, pink, bad worms..
I can finally play real worms. Bananna bombs ahoy!
I have been waiting for this! (Score:1)
Still need that NUK tho...
(looks worriedly around and wonders if ANYONE else remembers the old Future vs. Fantasy Quake mod...)
Bait Articles? (Score:2, Funny)
good god. (Score:3, Funny)
Misleading typo in text (Score:1)
They're sold for "fisting."
Really, you don't want to know.
Curious... this non-story (Score:2, Funny)
No photos? One weak story copied by
several weak editors
Ites says: for the full scoop, please
interview the worms and find out how
they feel about being imported in unclean
boxes, chopped into little pieces, and
used as fishbait.
Not to mention the insulting name.
Poor article (Score:1)
Info: (Score:1)
A picture can be found here. [uno.edu]
The same Article Text and a better picture of the monstrous bugger can be found Here. [boatersdream.com] Scary lil bastard eh?
Can't find much out there on the actual habits of the lil bugger. I user a vermicomposter with redworms [cityfarmer.org] to reprocess kitchen vegetable waste for the garden. Anyone know how well these little(?!?) monsters eat? Be interesting to toss one in a bin, and see how it does.
How to Eat Fried Worms (Score:2)
All the worm recepies inside... yummy.
Odd simile. (Score:1)
Say what? I don't think I'd be welcoming any worms on Viagra to anywhere.
Shai-Hulud! (Score:1)
The spice must flow!
Another misunderstandable headline (Score:1)
I wondered what the origin of most of the worms was.
People used to think worms appeared spontaneously in rotting meat. Now we know it actually happens in newspaper stories.
Why is this on slash dot? (Score:1)
Wow (Score:1)
Re:WTF (Score:1)
Just wondering if someone didn't read the article, but saw nuclear worms and decided to post it.
Gar