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Disgusting, Scary 'Walking' Fish Invades Maryland 161

texchanchan writes: "It's from China, it's a predator, and it can live for DAYS out of water. And it's in Maryland as reported at Yahoo. 'They can survive for two to three days out of water, breathing air with a primitive lung, pushing themselves around with their pectoral fins.' Read about it at the Maryland Fishing Report site or just look at its picture. Maryland Fishing Report says: 'This fish was most likely introduced by an individual with an aquarium. Never release aquarium fish into ponds and lakes!' Those exotic species will get us yet."
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  • proof (Score:3, Insightful)

    by brsmith4 ( 567390 ) <brsmith4@gmail. c o m> on Wednesday July 03, 2002 @11:13PM (#3819813)
    could this be living proof of the evolutionary path that aquatic creatures took to make it to land many millions (billions) of years ago? looks like it to me :-) I love hearing about this.
    • Re:proof (Score:3, Funny)

      by oyenstikker ( 536040 )
      I found some old cheese thats hard and grayish. Could this be living proof that the moon is made of cheese? Looks like it to me. :-) I love hearing about this.
    • Re, could this be living proof of the evolutionary path that aquatic creatures took to make it to land...?

      It's live wiggling proof that intermediate forms exist. An argument sometimes used against Darwinian evolution is that something in between species A and B couldn't compete with the fully functional A creatures now in their prime, nor would it yet have the equipment needed to be a successful B. But this guy looks like he's succeeding quite well as A fish that's Becoming amphibious (given a few tens of millions of years). If that's possible now, why not in the past as well?

      Re, ...many millions (billions) of years ago...
      Geologic time [berkeley.edu] on a short page
      Geologic time [palaeos.com] on a long page
      Links to a lot of geological time charts [universalguide.com]

      This site Precambrian Earth [geocities.com] is a red hot mix of geology (from a lot longer ago than our amphibious ancestors) and what might be religion.

      • > An argument sometimes used against Darwinian evolution is that something in between species A and B couldn't compete with the fully functional A creatures now in their prime, nor would it yet have the equipment needed to be a successful B.

        And its one of the more egregiously bad arguments offered by a group already well known for offering bad arguments, since even preschoolers know about whales, seals, walruses, otters, beavers, and a bunch of other "acquatic mammals" living various shades of intermediate lifestyles. (And of course everyone's favorite intermediate form, penguins.)

        This indicates that the primary fault of creationists isn't mere ignorance, but rather an underlying unwillingness to think.

        • by Anonymous Coward
          "unwillingness to think". Hmmm. I'm a creationist and I like to think. Do you ever think about abiogenesis and how it could happen? Consider this - take the twenty amino acids, figure the smallest life form theorized has 256 proteins (the smallest count in a known organism is roughly 400). The average length of those 256 proteins is 445 amino acids. Since bacteria have under 8% glycine (the only non-chiral amino acid), that leaves about 410 amino acids that are chiral in the average protein in bacteria.

          To get the correct chirality by random chance for just one protein is one chance in 2^410 or more than 10^123. That doesn't even consider the all-important sequencing of those proteins, nor folding them properly, nor the environment they're in (for example, water causes proteins to dissociate, not to polymerize).

          There are only 10^78 (estimates I've seen range from 10^62 to 10^78) atoms in the universe. The universe has been around (based on 18 billion years) for less than 10^18 seconds. So even making one protein per each atom in the universe per second for the lifetime of the universe still gives bad odds for the correct chirality of one protein (one in 10^27).

          Once you stop and think, the odds of life arising are tiny enough to be equivalent to impossible. It takes a lot more faith to believe in molecules to man evolution than to believe in the Bible.
          • The chances of all the basic building blocks of the simplest living creature magically coming together in one place might be low, but if you allow for self-replicating proteins as a stepping stone to "life" then that condition is not necessary.

            It may be possible to get to something resembling a living creature through successive iterations and mutations of a "not-life" protein. These can happen very, very fast and are completely directed (in the sense that they are non-random, as you proposed).
            • by Anonymous Coward
              The odds are not just low, they are flat out impossible. 10^50 is considered a mathematical equivalent of impossible, and 10^123 is way beyond that.

              So your way of getting around impossible is to suggest "allow for self-replicating proteins". If the protein is just 51 amino acids (considered too small for the smallest bound of 60 for a protein, but it is the final size of insulin which starts out bigger as proinsulin), with 3 glycines (insulin's amount of them), you have 2^48 odds or 10^14 odds of getting just the chirality correct. To get a specific 51-acid chain you would have odds of one in 20^51 (ignoring chirality) or one in more than 10^66. So even if you say there were a million billion (10^15) possible 51-amino acid proteins that were self-replicating, you'd still be at worse than one in 10^50 odds to get any one of them to ever exist. And 10^50 is defined as impossible. And all that is assuming very favorable conditions - i.e., only amino acids bond to the forming chain, only the 20 common ones for life get involved (there are an awful lot of other amino acids in the world, just not in life), ignoring that this is happening in water where the energy gradient is against the hydrolysis involved in peptide chain building.

              And if there were a self-replicating protein, what would prevent it from continuing to exist today? Where is it?

              And if gradual evolution is to be accepted, why are there no 2-5 cell creatures - why unicellular and many-cellular, no few-cellular? Surely it would be adaptive to have a bicellular organism with one able to work in acid, one in base, and the inactive one goes dormant during its non-advantageous state (myriad other examples are simple to imagine).

              Science is not about "might be". It's about facts. And a simple fact is that unless the "self-replicating protein" were near-perfect in replicative abilities, it would not be able to accurately reproduce itself. And simple entropic principles would lead to its degradation into simpler parts.

              You state that a nonliving protein is "completely directed". By what?

              • All of your points are excellent. It is obvious that I do not have the background in biochemistry necessary to carry this on in the fashion you would prefer.

                You state that a nonliving protein is "completely directed". By what?

                There were only two, small points I wanted to make. You proposed that the odds of life spontaneously generating are one chance in 2^410 or more than 10^123 . All I was saying is that that's only if you are calculating with totally independent events.

                As soon as you throw in the possibility of a self-replicating protein of significantly smaller size then the chances get down to 10^50 according to you. This is already significantly more possible.

                Finally, once you have a self-replicating molecule the chances of there being mutations in the replicating process leading to other, shall we say, interesting developments are much higher than any one thing happening as if by magic (ie as a one 10^123 chance).

                The "completely directed" means directed towards replicating, creating more, becoming more life-like, as opposed to a bunch of building blocks randomly bumping into each other in a primordial alphabet soup.

                And if gradual evolution is to be accepted, why are there no 2-5 cell creatures - why unicellular and many-cellular, no few-cellular? Surely it would be adaptive to have a bicellular organism with one able to work in acid, one in base, and the inactive one goes dormant during its non-advantageous state (myriad other examples are simple to imagine).

                This is a strange argument. Why does evolution need to go through every possible state to get where we are? In any case, we are constantly finding new species. (Wasn't a new species of deer just discovered in China or something? A big, mammal walking around under our noses for 5000 recorded years and we've never catalogued it.) Just because we haven't uncovered an entire fauna of low-cellular creatures doesn't mean they are not out there.

                I'm not saying your belief in creationism is wrong, I'm just saying that there might be some ramifications you may want to make in your arguments if you'd like to be more effective. All of your data about the possibility of a bunch of AA's coming together and making life in one fell swoop don't mean anything if that's not the expected path of it happening. You didn't give any mention of the possibility of catastrophes (asteroids, volcanoes, etc) injecting energy into the system, for example. A lot can happen over millions of years, and the whole idea is that something has to happen just once and stick in order for there to be life. Just handwaving and saying the "possibility for life being created in the particular fashion I've described is so low as to be preposterous that it's proof of God" is not sound.

                I find your attempt to educate me about "science" amusing as you are taking the position of someone who is attempting to defend a theory based in mythology versus someone who is attempting to help your credibility. I'm not saying that there is anything wrong with creationism per se, it's interesting, it's just that it's very hard to recreate, and having theories about things that are very difficult to reproduce or that do not imply much tangible is more akin to philosophy than anything else. Evolution, on the other hand, makes specific predictions about the nature of life. These are testable. People have theorized that evolution can account for the generation of more complicated life from simple beginnings. This is testable, and is being tested right now. Creationism is a done deal. It's over. You either believe it or you don't and it's extremely difficult to collect "evidence" for it. This makes it a difficult theory for a scientist to stand behind.
                • by Anonymous Coward
                  A clarification: you blurred the point I was making. A real protein (like 445 AA's on average in a small unicellular organism) has odds of getting just the chirality correct of less than one in 10^123. Then to give all possible odds to a self-replicator, I took an absurdly small 51-AA peptide as an example, and showed it was worse than one in 10^66 to happen. The hypothetical self-replicator is still vastly unlikely.

                  The old saw of adding energy providing a way around randomness failing is not too awfully useful. The Japanese Navy added a lot of energy to the battleships in Pearl Harbor, and not much other than increased entropy and tragedy resulted. What new ordering of information came from that? There are even more convincing arguments, such as no one has conceived of a way to produce the sulfur containing AA's (cys, met). And just chirality alone has never been explained. Until simple points like that are answered, the idea that life arose spontaneously is about as scientific as saying the moon is made of cheese because it looks from here like it has holes.

                  With the exception of designed collectors (chlorophyll, solar cells) the Sun's energy is also most often destructive. Leave your car in the sun for a couple of decades and see what the paint looks like.

                  Evolution makes a number of predictions which have been found to be dead wrong. Like the Miller-Urey experiments. Like the computer simulation done in the 60's (at Stanford I think) which showed the dominant survival of not the fittest organisms.

                  On the other hand the Bible has made prophecies over millennia that have been proven true. For example, the book of Isaiah found in the Dead Sea Scrolls from 125BC had predictions about Jesus that were absolutely correct. Daniel predicted to the day when Jesus would enter Jerusalem. The book of Job (probably the first book written in the Bible) talks about dinosaurs (not by that name, that word was coined in 1841, the KJV was translated in 1611), the hydrologic cycle, and other facts unknown until very recently.
              • by Black Parrot ( 19622 ) on Saturday July 06, 2002 @03:36AM (#3831774)

                > The odds are not just low, they are flat out impossible. 10^50 is considered a mathematical equivalent of impossible, and 10^123 is way beyond that.

                No, p=0 is the mathematical equivalent of impossible, and there is no concept of "way beyond" impossible. You're just spouting creationist bunkum.

                I know it's pointless trying to convince you, but if any lurkers are reading this and haven't thought it out before, consider what happens when you shuffle a deck of cards and then examine the resulting order. The probablility of getting that order is 1/52!, AKA 1/10^68. Clearly, 1/10^68 is not "impossible", because it happens every time someone shuffles a deck of cards.

                Want "way beyond" impossible? Just add more cards. Two decks gives 1/10^167. Three gives 1/10^276. Tell me how impossible you want it, and I'll tell you how many decks of cards you need.

                Unless you want p=0, which can't be done by cards - by definition.

                ...you have 2^48 odds or 10^14 odds of getting just the chirality correct.

                Scientists do not posit that the first self-replicator came about via random chance, any more than a chemist reckons that it is random chance that delivers NaCl + HOH when you mix HCl + NaOH in a beaker. The universe is not a random assemblage of matter and energy; there are all manner of laws and forces that make some conformations enormously more likely than others.

                Without knowing what the first self-replicator was and by what pathway it arose, your probability calculations are just numbers pulled out of your ass.

                > And if there were a self-replicating protein, what would prevent it from continuing to exist today?

                A planet full of life that eats proteins? An oxygen-based atmosphere? (What was I saying earlier about creationists and thinking?)

                > And if gradual evolution is to be accepted, why are there no 2-5 cell creatures - why unicellular and many-cellular, no few-cellular?

                Assuming this claim is even correct, what's the problem? Some cells stick together as colonies and others don't - why should we require some to stick together in colonies of an arbitrary size? Multi-cellular life is thought to have arisen via cell specialization in multicellular colonies. It's a silly parody of evolution of the theory of evolution to claim that a life form with n+1 cells arose from a lifeform with n cells, and that all the lifeforms of sizes {1, 2, ... n} must now exist for the form of size n+1 to exist.

                Also, large modern multicellular creatures don't have any difficulty bootstrapping themselves up from a single cell without leaving 2-5 cell intermediates lying about. Why should evolution have any difficulty doing the same thing?

                > Science is not about "might be". It's about facts.

                Actually, science is about providing the best possible explanation for the evidence currently at hand. When there's insufficient evidence bearing on a topic they sometimes have to rely on conjectures, or even "we don't know".

                > And a simple fact is that unless the "self-replicating protein" were near-perfect in replicative abilities, it would not be able to accurately reproduce itself.

                Actually, an imperfect replicator is exactly what we are looking for. Evolution doesn't happen to perfect replicators.

                Also, speaking of "the" replicator may lend to misconceptions, since "the" replicator may have been a cycle of reactions involving multiple "agents". I.e., at the earliest stages of proto-life we may be looking at mixtures of reagents rather than individuals.

                > And simple entropic principles would lead to its degradation into simpler parts.

                Care to show the math on your entropy calculations?

                Lurkers take note: creationists are tres fond of invoking entropy, so long as they don't have to define anything, measure anything, or show any mathematics. (If you ever find a creationist willing to do all that, please bring it to my attention.)

                But skipping the standard creationist handwaving fare and getting back to the original post... What you are arguing here is abiogenesis, not evolution. The theory of evolution doesn't care where the original replicators came from; it merely explains the pattern of changes you see once you do have a system of imperfect replicators. (Remember what science is? We see massive evidence that life has changed over time; we try to explain it.)

                And FWIW, both scientists and creationists agree that abiogenesis happened at some point in the earth's history. The only disagreements are over when it happened and what the mechanism was. If you want me to accept your made-up probabilities for chemical abiogenesis, are you willing to accept my made-up probabilities for divine abiogenesis?

              • And if there were a self-replicating protein, what would prevent it from continuing to exist today? Where is it?

                They're called "prions". You find them in mad cows (Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy), and very possibly in people (Creutzfeldt-Jacob disease). Even today.
          • I would think that few if any evolutionists believe the predominance of L-amino acids in living organisms is a chance event. This would be seen, rather, as a clue as to how life evolved from nonlife.

            I'm a creationist...

            I ask the following question honestly, rather than as a sarcastic remark: Do you consider creationism to be a branch of science?

            If you believe that the origin of life is not a subject that is amenable to scientific inquiry, fair enough. But, in my opinion, a believer in "scientific" creationism should expect it to explain the same observations that are so troubling for the evolutionary model. However, I myself am afraid that the answer from scientific creationism will be, "Because God wanted it that way."

    • > could this be living proof of the evolutionary path that aquatic creatures took to make it to land many millions (billions) of years ago? looks like it to me :-) I love hearing about this.

      Not "proof", but a good demonstration of principle.

      In fact this is hardly news among biologists. Things like the mudskipper and other "walking fish" are well known to them, however ignorant we outsiders may be, and biologists have long held that tetrapods ("four-leggers") evolved from what they call "lobe-finned fish", which are distinguished from "ray-finned fish" because their fins are fleshy lobes with muscles and bones that are somewhat similar to the limb bones of amphibians, dinosaurs, mammals, etc., quite unlike the simple spines that make up the fins of the "ray-finned fish". Lobe-finned fish exist both in the wild today and in the fossil record, and the oldest fossil amphibians have skeletons that show only very minor differences from lobe-finned fish of the same era.

      Current thought is that the "proto-limbs" (if you will excuse the hindsight) evolved for underwater use and just happened to be convenient for exploiting the resources on dry land, rather than evolving as a direct adaptation to life on dry land. Indeed, if you watch nature documentaries then once in a great while you will see a modern lobe-finned fish in action, using its fins/limbs to push itself along the bottom or through a tangle of vegetation, without the least sign of awkwardness.

    • I think it is the proof I have been looking for as to where my high school english teacher came from.


    • could this be living proof of the evolutionary path that aquatic creatures took to make it to land many millions (billions) of years ago? looks like it to me :-) I love hearing about this.

      The fish is a delicacy in Asian cooking; I've had them.

      I get *hell* from customs for sneaking Mighty Taco [mightytaco.com] across the border, and yet these nasty things are available in any large Asian community?

      Something's not right there. How is it that these were allowed to be imported in the first place?

      It's a sign of either an intellectual failure or starvation (I'll leave the intellectual failure with customs and starvation with my Chinese friends) that those things would be considered a delicacy, anyway.

  • What an ugly fish.
    • ...possessing a live snakehead is illegal in 13 states. Virginia, Maryland, and the District of Columbia are not among them... (from the article [nationalgeographic.com] linked above [slashdot.org] by pamri)

      The big question is, with the level of ugly on that guy, who would WANT to keep one? Live or otherwise. It don't look like good eatin' either.
      • Makes you wonder why they made it illegal. Sounds suspiciously like the same reason they put "Hot" on cups of coffee..

        -techwolf
  • Great! (Score:3, Funny)

    by hackwrench ( 573697 ) <hackwrench@hotmail.com> on Wednesday July 03, 2002 @11:23PM (#3819871) Homepage Journal
    Now our seafood can walk to us!

    Get in my belly, little fishy!
  • Walking, Huh!!! (Score:4, Informative)

    by pamri ( 251945 ) on Wednesday July 03, 2002 @11:26PM (#3819884) Homepage
    From the article: But it is not quite true that they can walk on land, Schwaab said: "We would sort of characterize their mode of transport more along the lines of wallowing." .The national geographic has more info [nationalgeographic.com] about similar alien species besides a better report on the same fish.Also, Check out the alien picture gallery, [nationalgeographic.com] for photos of similar species.
  • by zenyu ( 248067 ) on Wednesday July 03, 2002 @11:27PM (#3819887)

    I really love the idea of the Parrots in NYC, there is apparently only one colony of them living on top of Statium lights on the northern end of the city. Only a little over a hundred, no one is quite sure where they came from, but they've been there since the 60's or 70's. There has been some talk of killing them off but I think few think they could spread very far.
    • On the island of Guam there are two colonies of Love Birds that have sprung up. They are certainly not native to the island so the only possible conclusion is that they were brought to Guam and released, possibly by pet owners who couldn't pawn them off on other people before leaving the island. Both flocks number in the several hundred and don't seem to have caused any seriously adverse effects on the local environment. They are actually a welcome addition (except to local farmers whose crops are pecked at) to the bird population as most of the native birds, including the roadrunner 'koko' species, have been wiped out by another introduced species, the brown tree snake.
    • Species that spread well on their own can be a pain. Accidentally and intentionally introduced species are a bigger problem as transport gets faster and goes farther. Choice climates are hardest hit.

      Climates like Florida have been afflicted with a similar species of fish. The just wiggled out of their pond and down the road to the river, where they wreaked havoc on the ecosystem. Likewise for water hyacinths, toads and giant snails. There's a long list: Rabbits and starlings in Australia, Cats and rats in New Zealand, Variola in the Americas.

      As space travel becomes more of a reality, this becomes more of a serious issue. If we wipe out some species on another planet, that is not good and some here may actually care, but none are forced to care. If we bring something home, then we are forced to care.

      • I don't get why artificially introduced species are often able to kick the butts of the local ones. The local ones should be better adapted to the local environment.

        Unless, perhaps, that some introduced species have survival tricks that local ones were not able to evolve on their own. (What do they call that in AI and game thoery, local miximum rut?)

        I wonder if anybody has documented how this happened in specific cases.
        • Native species have tight balance with food supply, disease and predators do keep from getting out of control. They've had thousand and in some cases millions of years to work out a dynamic equilibrium. The poplation size fluctuates a little, but not much. The introduced ones often lack these checks and then get out of control causing their and related populations to soar and plummet. The introduced species often don't taste as good to predators or have no predators in their new environment.

          IANAB (I am not a biologist) but it is probably not a problem of local optima as in AI, but of not having enough generations to adapt to the change / new problem.

          For specific, but simple, examples you can look at the problem of rats in the Galopogos Islands and New Zealand. Or cats any where you have birds that nest on the ground or in burrows. The rats reproduce faster than the birds they prey on, giving the birds no time to change their hard-coded nesting habits. It's not a matter of not evolving, it's a matter of not having time to adapt.

    • A large shipment of the birds were released, accidentaly I believem @ JFK a long time back, they've spread everywhere. Florida was covered with them, haven't been to New England much so I never knew they stayed there.
  • resilent fish (Score:1, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward
    a month ago, my mother caught a fish (foot long bass or something like that), and threw it in a cooler. 2 hours later, she pulled it out to cook it, but it still wasn't dead, so she stuck it in her goldfish tank (which is larger than a bathtub). It was happily swimming around within 15 minutes.

    She was afraid it would eat the goldfish, so she had it transferred to a nieghbors pond where it currently lives.

    Theres no point to this post, I just wanted some crackhead moderator to waste a mod point putting it in -1 land.

  • by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) on Wednesday July 03, 2002 @11:52PM (#3820000)
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    • Ouch!
    • Re:So... (Score:3, Funny)

      by tunah ( 530328 )

      ... and says 'Barkeep, do you sell fish food?'
      The bartender looks at him sideways and says 'no, this is a bar. Bars don't sell fish food.'
      'Oh' says the fish. 'Bye!'.

      *****

      The fish comes back the next day. 'Barkeep!', he says, 'do you sell fish food yet?'
      'No, and we don't plan to' said the bartender. 'This is a bar. Bars don't sell fish food.'
      'Right' says the fish. 'See ya!'

      *****

      The next day the fish is back again. He goes up to the bar and says 'I'll have a fish food on the rocks'.
      By this time the bartender is quite annoyed. 'This is a bar. It doesn't sell fish food. It never will. If you come back here, I'm going to nail you to the door by the tail.'
      'No need to be angry' says the fish. 'Bye!'

      *****

      The next day the fish goes up to the bar, and the bartender is ready for him. 'What do you want?'
      'I know this is a bar,' says the fish, 'but do you sell nails?'
      The bartender is taken aback. 'No... why?'
      'Excellent' says the fish. 'Do you sell fish food?'

      • Re:So... (Score:1, Funny)

        by Anonymous Coward
        A seal walks into a club...

      • Sorry to be a wet blanket, but how many bars do sell nails? Just because the bar does not sell nails does not mean the bar does not have nails (and other tools).
      • The bartender is not so cruel, but he does get impatient.

        On the fourth day, the fish goes up to the bar, asking for fish food again. Bartender says, "look, this is a bar. We sell liquor. What ever gave you the idea you could get fish food here?"
        The fish replies, "I thought my best bet would be to go to the same place that Mr. Higgenbotham over there goes. Someone told me his eating habits were the same as mine."
        The bartender says, "Mr. Higgenbotham? He's just an old lush. He comes in here every night and gets sloshed."
        The fish looks at the bartender, looks at Mr. Higgenbotham, then looks back at the bartender. Then he slaps his fin against his forehead. "Oh, THAT'S what that meant!"
    • A fish walks into a bar... in Maryland.

      Fish orders himself a beer, drinks it, gets up to leave.

      He asks the bartender "How much do I owe?"

      "Ten bucks"

      The fish does a little double take, but pays up. While he's paying, the bartender leans over and says, "You know, we don't see too many walking fish coming in here."

      The fish says, "At thes prices you won't see too many more."

  • Reminds me of the Coelacanth [dinofish.com].
  • the pic itself is a little hard to find, you can see this less-excitingly-dangerous-looking-than-blurb-leads -you-too-believe fish here [state.md.us].
  • evolution (Score:4, Funny)

    by flux4 ( 157463 ) on Thursday July 04, 2002 @02:29AM (#3820604) Homepage
    Yeah, I'll say it's scary. According to the pictures [state.md.us], that fish is carrying cold hard cash -- as well as a recent issue of The Sunday Capital. Could this be the world's first upwardly mobile aquatic lifeform?
  • Bah... (Score:2, Funny)

    by Bishop923 ( 109840 )
    We've had those ever since Washington DC was created... though we typically refer to them as Politicians.

    *rimshot*
  • Shouldn't this one be listed in "The Almighty Buck"??
  • Candygram.
  • There is absolutely nothing to worry about. It won't get very far on a dolar. [state.md.us].
  • Comment removed (Score:3, Informative)

    by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) on Thursday July 04, 2002 @07:52AM (#3821335)
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    • On this mere quote, alone, I now find myself, finally, moved to read Darwin's works.
      Not only a fine scientist, apparently, the man was a fine and amusing author, as well!
      Off to my library I fly!
      Whoosh!
      (not a joke. I fully intend to read his stuff. It was best seller material when it came out THEN, so it should prove readable to us, now, fairly easily)
      • Whether or not you agree with Darwin on the subject of evolution, he's entertaining and educational.

        No need to go so far as the library. You can find his books here [upenn.edu].
        • (* Whether or not you agree with Darwin on the subject of evolution, he's entertaining and educational. No need to go so far as the library. You can find his books here [upenn.edu]. *)

          I have been waiting and waiting for 2.0 to come out. Darwin is slower than the Harry Potter author.

    • (* and it had been asked how an insectivorous quadruped could possibly have been converted into a flying bat *)

      Flying squirrles suggest an intermediate form for flying mammles. Flying squirrles have large flaps of skin between the leg and arm that they use to glide from tree to tree, saving the dangerous ground trip.

      If there were more pressure to fly better or longer, than one could envision the birth of wings.
  • I Ate This Fish. (Score:1, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward
    Oh my god. My dad caught one of these at our camp on Lake Huron last year, maybe 2 years ago (I'd have to ask, I don't remember when). When my dad netted it, the fish "growled" at us angrily all the way from the netting in the boat until we killed it back at camp. It was genuinely scary. The fish was out of water for like half an hour and didn't die. We noticed its front fins on the bottom were almost like little hard stubs. We looked it up in my mom's fish book (she's into fish and aquariums and all that) and the closest thing we found was a Bowfin. But my mom disagreed, since the match didn't seem to have the right head shape.

    Anyway, it was greasy, but pretty good.

    I'm not making this up. This news thing makes it even creepier. Jeezus.

    Zoober
  • Now... (Score:3, Funny)

    by Yarn ( 75 ) on Thursday July 04, 2002 @08:20PM (#3824386) Homepage
    *this* fish might need a bicycle
  • Sorry if this is a duplicate post. Caffeine hasn't it made it to my fingers yet. Anyway, I remember reading about something similar happening in East Texas years ago. I dunno if I buy the report I read or not tho. The story talked about the fish stalking small dogs. Oh well, I suppose this means you go fising in your lawn now.

    • They haven't arrived here yet. As a life long East Texas resident and a professional aquarist I would have heard if some fool had introduced them here.
  • A new chinese version of the walknig catfish? That's no where near the trouble caused when El Chupacabra bred with a dog in California, creating a new monster, The Chupa Pup! Read all about the havoc it has wreaked. http://www.uncoveror.com/chupa.htm

    http://www.uncoveror.com/chupa2.htm

    http://www.uncoveror.com/chupa3.htm

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  • I have noticed a trend in the news this week on vicious fresh water creatures invading the waterways of foreign countries. Germany has been the victim of two of these recent 'invasions': a two foot long piranha [yahoo.com], and a nearly one metre long North American snapping turtle [yahoo.com]. (Ironically, I think a 32" snapping turtle [marshbunny.com] would be the ideal 'solution' to the snakehead, since if it can bite off a human arm it sould easily bite one of these in two. Also, the ability to go on land wouldn't keep it safe from the snapping turtle, though I am curious as to which can travel faster on land.

    Please people, the next time your pet outgrows its aquarium, think before you release it into the wild.
  • Not only can these fish walk, you can clearly see from the pictures they can buy [state.md.us] newspapers [state.md.us] too. But do they taste better than American fish?
  • My one question is, do they taste good? In my experience, the slimiest, nastiest looking fish are always the most delicious. For example catfish, and eel. Mmmm. These critters definitely fall into the slimy and nasty looking category. If they really taste good that might solve the problem, as we are very talented at harvesting to extinction anything that gives us happy tummy.
  • THere is nothing wrong with anything that comes from CHina. Dont associate "china" with "disgusting".
    • Not quite.
      There are plenty of things that come from China which are not that great (think skinning snakes in restaurants while they're still wriggling, drinking dog's blood etc.)

      Anyway, this story is stating that the fish is disgusting, not China.

      IMHO, the fish is not disgusting. It's l33t - it 0wn3d the USA's rivers.

  • ... the /. posters that actually caught this fish and then ate it, not knowing what the hell it was!

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