Jurassic Chickens 25
guantamanera writes: "Mutating chickens. The BBC has this story. About cloning chickens, and transforming them into something else."
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Re:Chickens? (Score:2)
http://www.dinosauria.com/jdp/archie/feather3.ht m
http://www.icr.org/pubs/imp/imp-321.htm
http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:5471AWXgUkI :2 04.202.137.111/sections/science/DailyNews/dinobird 980623.html+feathered+dinosaur&hl=en
Re:Chickens? (Score:2)
Well, getting a DNA sample is actually much easier than one would want it to be. Surviving is the tricky part.
:-)
but -- chickens with TEETH?? (Score:1)
chickens with teeth!
I am becoming more and more fond of the saying:
"just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD!"
but seriously, people need to quit mucking with
nature before bad shit happens...
Re:Chickens? (Score:2)
Not to be unduly incredulous, but what makes you think you'd actually want to eat any animal whose genetic modifications have led to "failure"? Assuming you were successful enough to get something resembling non-mush, how many toxins might this ungodly genetic abomination have synthesized it its brief, torturous existence? Corn that's been spliced with a potato, that I'll eat. Devolved chicken?
Software is made to be reverse engineered; chickens are not.
That story has absolutely zero news content (Score:2)
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Re:Who would pay for it? (Score:3)
BUT, your right -- theres never gonna be a research grant for makeing a dinosaur chicken simply because the idea is stupid :)
Carnosaur (Score:1)
Isn't this the plot behind a crappy movie?
Breaking News... (Score:1)
Re:Chickens? (Score:2)
Hmmmm. Potato + Corn, spliced, equals
Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earth-bound misfit, I
Interesting... (Score:2)
Ethical questions not aside, that really squicks me. Someday they'll be able to run just such an experiment and bring a "retro-hybrid" fetus of that sort to term. And what do you do with a kinda-sorta-human living experiment like that? Terminate it when you're finished with the experiment? Raise it as part of a regular human family? Raise it in a Skinner box? Put it on a subway in Brooklyn and see who notices?
Weird weird weird.
OK,
- B
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I doubt... (Score:1)
I knew it all along... (Score:1)
Dinosaurs really do taste like chicken!!!
Re:Chickens? (Score:1)
I don't know about that. This [homeofgoodfood.co.uk] doesn't sound too bad.
Dancin Santa
Re:Chickens? (Score:1)
Check please.
Dancin Santa
Wealhy Zoo (Score:1)
Girl:Daddy, What is that amusing creature?
Daddy:That's the Fantastahippopotafly, old chap.
Girl:Daddy, is old chap really an appropriate nickname for a girl?
Daddy:No time to think about it old sport! We've got to hurry of we're going to see the Ultimangaroo bloom.
Girl:I understand that it is sure to intrigue me!
Daddy:You can count on it, old chap.
I worked at a zoo not long ago...
Re:Chickens? (Score:2)
A nice speculative rendition of feathered raptors can be found here:
http://www.ndirect.co.uk/~luisrey/html/custom.htm [ndirect.co.uk]There's also some nice work (by Greg Paul I think) that shows deinonychus as a giant wattled killer turkey. Challenging, but fun. It starts from the premise of "So, why do you think dinosaurs didn't have feathers?"
Re:Interesting... (Score:2)
Sure, life is cheap. Although it's maybe more likely that we'll come at it from the other side.
Let me present this to you. There are more differences between zebra and shetland pony DNA (and they can produce viable offspring [bbc.co.uk]) than there are between human and chimpanzee or even gorilla.
"In experiments by Carlos Moraes at the University of Miami, for example, cells that contained a mixture of human nuclear genes and chimpanzee or gorilla mitochondria generally survived" [washingtonpost.com]
Where do we draw the line? The experiments are going on right now. Time to decide.
making monsters from birds (Score:1)
moral: the egg came before the chicken.
Re:but -- chickens with TEETH?? (Score:1)
Me too. When I was a child, one of my friends played a trick on my and locked me in a henhouse with rooster known to have a bad temper. It scared me so much I ripped the henhouse door off its hinges to get out. Granted, that same rooster wouldn't scare me at all now -- I could kick it across the chicken yard. But if it had teeth? Yikes! Roosters can be ferocious enough without them. Ever see a 'cock fight?
GreyPoopon
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Re:Chickens? (Score:1)
Re:Carnosaur (Score:1)
To get to the sequel.
(shouldn't he be running AWAY from all Jurassic Park sequels?)
Chickens? (Score:1)
mmmmm chicken (Score:1)
Who would pay for it? (Score:1)
Maybe the Brits are working on a missile-intercepting pteridactyl?
Get ready for... (Score:1)