
Customs Forms for Moon Rocks 121
regen writes "I found a very interesting document while doing some research for work. This Customs Declaration has to be one of the strangest ever filled out. It is the declaration filled out by the crew of Apollo 11 for bringing Moon rocks into the United States.
A news article by Independent News confirms that this document is real."
Re:Apollo customs form (Score:4)
Also for asteroids? (Score:5)
date: 65,000,000 B.C.
contains: large amount of the iridium element
notes: package is very heavy, do not drop.
Re:Bureaucracy in Space (Score:3)
Another interesting document which has been mentioned elsewhere: the text [thesmokinggun.com] of a speech which was prepared for President Nixon (by William Safire, no less) in case there was some sort of disaster that marooned Armstrong and Aldrin on the lunar surface, complete with additional instructions about the protocol to be followed. Though the speech was (thankfully) never needed, it remains an interesting footnote to what will probably be remembered as NASA's most successful series of missions.
Eric
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Re:What?!? (Score:1)
convieniently don't say anything about the killer micro-organisms that they brought back. The guys, all their clothing and everything else were actually put in a pretty serious quarantine for weeks to check if they had brought back anything serious.
Re:Doesn't the US own it? NO! (Score:2)
Check out NASA's [nasa.gov] version of the story.
Contact (Score:1)
They are busy trying to block extraterrestrial reruns of the 1936 Olympics.
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Re:typical slashdot replies: (Score:2)
And this... (Score:1)
Surprised?
Re:2010 (Score:1)
Steven E. Ehrbar
Re:Some Question to think about. (Score:1)
You are aware that the crypto rules were relaxed almost a year ago, right?
Steven E. Ehrbar
Re:Passports? (Score:1)
Wasn't it "Shuttle Down" by Lee Correy ? Lee Correy being a pen name for one the senior NASA blokes, first published in Analog IIRC
Re:Good thing it was an American mission... (Score:1)
Was it required? (Score:1)
Well all the amusing quips that /.ers are coming up with are just swell, but I'd like to seriously know if they were required to fill this form our, or did they do it as their own form of humor?
Re:And it's wrong, too (Score:1)
Anything to declare? (Score:3)
Honolulu, Hawaii
Customs Agent: Citizenship?
Astronaut: American.
C: How long away?
A: About a week.
C: Anything to declare?
A: Nope.
C: Would you mind opening your bag, sir?
A: Uh, okay.
C: Would you mind explaining this, sir?
A: It's a rock.
C: No, sir. Would you mind explaining this white powder?
A: Huh?
C: What are you, playing dumb? What's this white powder?
A: It's just a dust sample. It goes with the rock.
C: It goes with the rock. What's that supposed to mean?
A: I don't understand.
C: Do you have a problem with your hearing, sir? I asked you to explain this white powder.
A: I picked that up while I was away.
C: Did you, now? And where might you be coming from?
A: The moon.
C: The moon.
A: That's right, the moon.
C: So this rock is from the moon, right?
A: That's right.
C: And this white powder --
A: It's moondust.
C: Oh, I see. It's MOONdust. Would you come with me, sir?
A: What, now?
C: Yes. Now.
A: But I have to report for debrief --
C: DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!!
Bureaucracy in Space (Score:1)
Re:Apollo customs form (Score:2)
They were soused, huh? I'm not surprised that they were confined, ANYONE drinking disinfectant foam probably needs to be locked up, and given a very thorough mental examination.
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Re:Good thing it was an American mission... (Score:3)
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Re:And it's wrong, too (Score:1)
Re:And it's wrong, too (Score:3)
Re:Was it required? Yes it was. (Score:2)
I believe the astronauts were placed in quarantine for a week or two afterward in order to make sure they didn't have any diseases.
It's obvious.... (Score:2)
Things that make you go... (Score:1)
Re:Answers an interesting question (Score:1)
NOTAM (Score:1)
Re:And it's wrong, too (Score:1)
IMO, Latin is a good compromise language for an official name, and certainly it has the benefit that the majority of planet and major moon names are already in Latin, so it would at least be consistent. Furthermore, "lunar" is the accepted adjective form, even in English.
Re:What?!? (Score:1)
Answers an interesting question (Score:2)
Now the question is, how long will it be before the first interplanetary cavity search?
Re:Customs in the space age. (Score:1)
Journal Entry, 3/19/4265 - Today I touched the face of God. What a rush! But I'm psyched to finally be done with this mission so I can get home and see the new season of E.R. What a show! I hope they bring back the reincarnated Dr. Hathaway. Dude, she is so hot! I am not excited about cleaning the gutters, though. Hopefully, I can get the kids to take care of it so I can spend some more time trying to beat my previous timed-run in Doom 4000
Some cherished dogmas will be around forever...
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Small print (Score:1)
"To be determined."
I'll be sure to try that line out next time I go south to buy cigarettes...
Re:Apollo customs form (Score:2)
If it were serious, the correct flight number would be on the form.
The form said that they arrived in Honolulu on "Apollo 13". In fact they arrived by ship on the USS Hornet, so that millitary shipping number is what should be on the form. Since it isn't, this form can't be a serious document.
Re:Apollo customs form (Score:2)
Bleah. I shouldn't post before the first caffeine of the day. You knew what I meant, anyway. :-)
Re:Passports? (Score:1)
Nah. Just deport 'em to Canada.
Maybe this has something to do with that phrase,
Take off, eh?
Michael Collins' Signature (Score:2)
You'd think you'd double-check on such a historic form, but..
That's awesome! (Score:1)
Re:Good thing it was an American mission... (Score:2)
Re:Apollo customs form (Score:1)
Reminds me of something similar.
In the book Lost Moon [barnesandnoble.com], about the Apollo 13 mission, it says that the geeks at the contractor that built the lunar module sent the geeks at the contractor that built the (broken) command module an invoice, for towing charges, oxygen supplies, electrical power, etc.
that's just weird. (Score:2)
It's just strange - will they do the same thing when people start going into space on their own? Will the Microsoft/Disney/Pepsico shuttle be required to declair if it has any fruit on board?
The Good Reverend
I'm different, just like everybody else. [michris.com]
Re:It had to be said.... (Score:2)
hehe
Imagine the noise he'll make when he receives his fully body cavity search....
Re:2010 (Score:1)
Re:Doesn't the US own it? (Score:1)
> Any threat or use of force or any other hostile act or threat of hostile act on the moon is prohibited. It is likewise prohibited to use the moon in order to commit any such act or to engage in any such threat in relation to the earth.
Hmmm. Glad they thought of everything.
BTW, the moon is owned by the Lunar Embassy [lunarembassy.com].
Declaration of Health (Score:1)
Answer: "TO BE DETERMINED"
Hey.. (Score:1)
Re:Good thing it was an American mission... (Score:1)
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Russians gonna declare anything when Mir plummets? (Score:2)
Re:Also for asteroids? (Score:1)
notes: package is very heavy, do not drop.
Which someone obviously did. Those customs officials, I tell ye...
(Boneshintai)
I don't claim to be right, I just claim to be thinking about it.
Bummer! (Score:1)
Re:that's just weird. (Score:1)
Basically, yeah... the INS (Immigration and Naturalization Service -- ie Customs) has the authority to deport basically *anyone* and has police powers up to 500 miles inland from the US border. If you watch carefully any video of the President's arrival back into the country (as he disembarks off Air Force One or a helicopter) you'll see an official greeting him right at the door. From what I've been told, that's an INS official who has to Officially record and authorize his re-entry to the country.
No one's above the law, I guess =)
Re:never were on the moon (Score:1)
My belief is that you don't really exist but are part of a billion dollar conspiracy to get idiots to watch the Fox Network.
Re:Some Question to think about. (Score:2)
Dude, calm down. Isn't it much more likely that this reflects no policy, only random bureaucratic confusion? Chances are some relatively minor functionary brough up the customs question, nobody had any idea what the answer was, and some other functionary decided to have the form filled out just to cover their ass.
Besides, I'm sure the official U.S. position on "moon ownership" [discovery.com] is already sufficiently well documented [un.org] elsewhere.
Re:Apollo customs form (Score:2)
Trust me, if you're launching ICBMs from one part of the U.S. and targeting another part, you have much more important things to worry about than Customs declarations!
Re:I would have.... (Score:1)
Mod this one up! Guffah!
Passports? (Score:5)
Re:Apollo customs form (Score:1)
Re:What?!? (Score:1)
Re:Apollo customs form (Score:1)
Edward Burr
Of course it's real. some of us remember it. (Score:2)
KFG
Re:And it's wrong, too (Score:2)
Re:Not the first time (Score:1)
Oh how we laughed!
Hacker: A criminal who breaks into computer systems
Not the first time (Score:1)
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Good thing it was an American mission... (Score:2)
If it were French, the custom agents would have had to make sure there was no Swastikas inscribed on the rocks.
Re:Bureaucracy in Space (Score:2)
Why yes, yes I do: "That's one small step for man..."
The best line... (Score:1)
Any other condition on board which may lead to the spread of disease:
TO BE DETERMINED
I wonder if they ever have? :)
Mars Program (Score:1)
Fucking customs...
Re:Apollo customs form (Score:4)
Re:Passports? (Score:3)
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Re:Passports? (Score:1)
Please, send me back to the moon. I'ts much more hospitable up there!
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Re:Was it required? (Score:1)
NASA brings back aliens from space (Score:1)
It was more amusing when NASA got entry visas from the US Immigration and Naturalization service to bring back two aliens from space.
Cosmonauts Vladimir Dezurov and Grennady Strekalov were launched from Kazakstan to Mir and destined to land in the United States via Space Shuttle Atlantis.
typical slashdot replies: (Score:1)
* So now do meteors have to fill out forms before they fall to earth?
* This is where Mulder and Scully need to start searching for alien technology! in Customs records.
Tax Deduction? (Score:1)
Re:Passports? (Score:1)
Of course, this could be faulty memory or even an urban legend. I really don't know.
metal detectors, x-rays, and wands, oh my! (Score:1)
2010 (Score:4)
I'm reminded of the movie, 2010, when the deteriorating political situation required the American astronauts to be "recalled" to Discovery. It's just so eerily believable...
How territorial we humans are.
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Re:Apollo customs form (Score:1)
Yay, more profiling (Score:1)
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Re:Yay, more profiling (Score:1)
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Re:I don't get it (Score:1)
Which is of course why *we* don't have a lot of nasty diseases that are floating around the rest of the world
I love my island fortress (now if only I was actually living there ...)
Some Question to think about. (Score:1)
What about duties? (Score:2)
Judging the appraised value of moon rocks, the customs duty on said articles'd be enough to put the Armstrong family in hock to Uncle Sam for a few generations...
Re:Apollo customs form (Score:1)
Uhhh (Score:1)
Re:Some Question to think about. (Score:2)
Is it considered 'exporting' to take a strong crypto package to the Moon? To the International Space Station?
Re:Some Question to think about. (Score:2)
What?!? (Score:1)
never were on the moon (Score:1)
It had to be said.... (Score:5)
I would have (Score:2)
Re:Russians gonna declare anything when Mir plumme (Score:2)
I would have.... (Score:5)
10 Excuses for bringing Moon Rock thru customs (Score:5)
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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Moon (Score:2)
Re:And it's wrong, too (Score:2)
Boy, this has to take some kind of award for existentialist flame-bait. I know Luna is the name of the Earth's only natural satellite the same way I know Mars is the name of the next planet out, Charon is the name of Pluto's only moon, and Sol is the place-name of the particular somewhat dim and average star that happens to be at the center of this particular solar system. That's what it's called.
Have you ever heard anyone look up at the sky and say "Hey, there's Moon?" Of course not, because "moon" isn't a name, even when it's capitalized. It's a description. Yeah, we use it, just like we use the contraction "America" to refer to what is really the United States of America, not the American continent.
True, in normal talk we know which particular moon the Moon is, but this was a customs declaration form. Think like a bureaucrat, man! You're supposed to get details like this right or there isn't any point.
Re:typical slashdot replies: (Score:2)
Where do I get a beowulf cluster of moon rocks?
Man on the moon, naked and petrified!
Hot moon rocks down my pants
All your moon rocks are belong to us!!
Moon rocks suck, just like Open Source software.
Moon rocks suck, just like Microsoft.
Wait, I have a patent on moon rocks, they better pay up!
The Moon Rock Association of America is trying to limit our fair use of Moon Rocks!
Peer to peer is a much better model for distributing moon dust.
Re:Doesn't the US own it? (Score:4)
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Re:Doesn't the US own it? (Score:2)
Tony.
Apollo customs form (Score:4)
All Your Space Are Belong To Us (Score:2)
Re:typical slashdot replies: (Score:2)
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Re:Apollo customs form (Score:2)
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