
Fabulous Prize: A Trip To The Intl. Space Station 117
dmatos writes: "Yet another game show (YAGS?) is going to send people off into space for winning. This time, however, it will be to the international space station, not the crummy old fungus infected mir. Now all you need to get into space is a good knowlege of trivia, and fluency in German. How long will it be before this plan is canceled as well?"
MIR (Score:1)
Okay, Timothy, I appreciate your patriotism, but I think the Russians should be commended for Mir. It amazes me that this piece of 15 year old technology is still functioning and useful today. And if I recall correctly, the USian space station (Skylab?) crashed into the ocean.
Probability (Score:1)
The only thing worse than bad humor is really bad humor - that includes this comment
Space... (Score:2)
1. Idle Rich
2. Non-Idle Rich
3. Winners of Gameshow (read yutz)
4. People who somehow persuaded the former USSR to fly yahoo's from the EU into space.
5. Advertiser's logos (I can see it now, the Coca Cola Launch Countdown, the Prudential Spacewalk, and don't forget the Budweiser Space Frogs...)
I guess I'm just trying to say that space is the coolest thing out there. Back in the 'good old days' only the biggest and baddest people (USA and USSR) could send people up there. Now its trickeld down to gameshow winner. My question is: Is this a good thing?
Thanks for reading,
Re:187 pounds? (Score:2)
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Fig. 1.
There are multiple issues immediately apparent, viz a viz sending said Linux user/criminal (hereafter referred to as fat fuck) on an extended space flight. They are as follows:
*BSD users, on the other hand, tend to be tall, thin, and generally preying mantis-like. Although they suffer from the same social ineptitude as the average criminal/Linux user, the jury is still out on the effects of sending them on a long term spaceflight. More research must be done.
Sincerely,
Dr. I.M. PiffleWhiz, Ph.D. Astrophysics
big ol' load o crap! (Score:4)
"``The person is not just a passenger, but has to participate,'' Grabosch said. "
yeah right.
see
http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/shuttle/archives/st
"Pilot astronaut applicants must also meet the following requirements prior to submitting an application:
(1) At least 1,000 hours pilot-in-command time in jet aircraft; flight test experience is highly desirable.
(2) Ability to pass a NASA Class I space physical, which is similar to a military or civilian Class I flight physical, and includes the following specific standards for vision: distance visual acuity - 20/50 or better uncorrected, correctable to 20/20, each eye.
(3) Height between 64 and 76 inches.
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Applicants who meet the basic qualifications are evaluated by discipline panels during a week-long process of personal interviews, thorough medical evaluations, and orientation. The panel's recommendations are based on the applicant's education, training, and experience as well as unique qualifications and skills.
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Final selection is based on satisfactory completion of the 1-year program. "
how likely do you think it is that there are a lot of game show contestants who are going to qualify for space travel?
until a few years from now, when we have luxury class space flights, I dont see this happening. All the article says is that some dumb tv company is planning it and putting money towards it. Not that it's going to happen any time soon.
notice:
"the flights, which are to take place between 2002 and 2008."
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Re:187 pounds? (Score:1)
The Vomit Comet (Score:1)
Note: the Vomit Comit is a plane that goes up really high and then flies downward in a way that is perfectly coordinated with gravity. (It free falls)
Actually .... (Score:1)
Just couldnt resist. I personally would have preferred a President Gore over this funny fellow youre getting now.
But, theres an upside for us Europeans: Boy, do we ever expect the dollar to fall once everybody finds out how intellectually challenged George W. really is
Re:The Vomit Comet (Score:1)
Re:Your tax dollars at work!!! (Score:1)
Re:It doesn't have to be on a space station (Score:1)
Re:Your tax dollars at work!!! (Score:1)
Oh... (Score:1)
Nader, OTOH, is probably spacing out right now...
Re:MIR (Score:1)
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Re:Bullsh*t (Score:1)
Re:Probability (Score:1)
Oh, and I didn't want to offend anyone. However, even if I'm not sexist, the quiz shows are. 86% of "Who Wants to be a Millionare" contestents are male. That % was even higher during the beginning of the show, but people complained. It's a shame, really.
Ride down? (Score:1)
And just think! That would be a hell of a ride down!
"We're on the express elevator to hell! Going down!"
Re:Spce! (Score:1)
Re:Sally Ride (Score:1)
Space travel is dangerous....I sure whoever went up (if this isn't just vapor, which I suspect) would be fully warned...and I really don't think that it makes much of a difference if a game show contestant rather than a regular astronaut gets blown up....well, I can think of some differences, like alot of people wouldn't mind...but that would be rude
And still, despite the danger, the US has only had 3 major accidents related to space travel, and one of those did not result in fatalities. Pretty damn good record for a field like spaceflight.
MOOSE rides (Score:1)
A week could be worse than 90 min (Re:Ooold Idea) (Score:1)
Well, if you're one of the 30% or so who get space sick (and you can't know in advance), one week at the ISS isn't a good deal at all, since you'll spend most of it feeling very bad.
Happened to a Japanese journalist and the newspaper hardly got its money's worth.
Who to send...? (Score:1)
We could tell them about a wonderful new life on a far and distant planet, and then leave them there all on their own.
Hmm.. Sounds like something out of Hitch Hikers guide to the galaxy
Oh wait..
~matt~
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(YAGS?) Yet Another Geeks in Space! (Score:2)
When are the geeks of
the AC
Re:Coming soon (Score:1)
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Now This Makes Sence.. (Score:1)
A few centuries later bad North-American television-shows have dictated the masses bad taste. So now they're sending their intellectuals into space on a bad television-show where they're safe of bad tv-shows.
....ehm wait a minute..
It doesn't have to be on a space station (Score:1)
But then, all manned flights are on the Shuttle nowadays, aren't they...?
I guess I'll just have to wait for the Roton [rotaryrocket.com]... but by that time I'll be 40, fat and ugly :(
maybe... (Score:2)
Re:187 pounds? (Score:1)
Re:its allready in the works (Score:1)
Re:teasing (Score:1)
Re:Heights (Score:1)
Re:Intersting.... (Score:1)
Re:Why is this bad? (Score:2)
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C:\IIS_CTRL> ops 101 pro
Read error in \\iis_ctrl\orbital_thrusters
Abort, Retry, Ignore? R
Read error in \\iis_ctrl\lifesupport
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail? RRRRRRRRRRRRRR
General failure in \\iis_ctrl
Abort, Ignore, Fail?
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<heard on station voice recorder> AAARRRGRGGHHH!!!
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yes,I've actually gotten a message with A,I,F as the only choices, I don't want to know how/why...
BRTB
Your tax dollars at work!!! (Score:1)
187 pounds = 85 kilograms (Score:1)
More or less, anyway. I could go on a rant about why does the US keep avoiding the metric system but it's been discussed before [slashdot.org].
At least you don't have to worry about the Russians forgetting to convert units and sending you into the solar panels instead of the airlock...
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Re:187 pounds? (Score:1)
Oh well, I guess I won't have to learn German now....
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Re:big ol' load o crap! (Score:1)
how likely do you think it is that there are a lot of game show contestants who are going to qualify for space travel?
Most black-diamond skiers would qualify and there are quite a few of those.
Re:teasing (Score:2)
Perhaps parts of a civilian have made it into space.
Caffine! (Score:2)
Re:MIR (Score:1)
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Re:Golden Opportunity of a Lifetime!!!! (Score:1)
Re:Space... (Score:1)
This has not changed a bit. It's just that, today, we have more rich countries able to launch things in orbit. The money used in this dumb things should/could be used in a more appropriate way, like doing research.
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Re:Yes. (Score:1)
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Re:teasing (Score:2)
Re:Coming soon (Score:3)
Hmmm. Can't decide who to vote for this time. Oh wait, 'hatch' is kinda synonymous with air lock...I've got an idea.
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Re:maybe... (Score:1)
Re:Bullsh*t (Score:1)
Having been in the military doesn't make you military
Intersting.... (Score:1)
All of these vast predictions are probably no more than dillusions of gradeur. The only way that we could get the manufacturing power to create these cities is to have a sort of global unity that isn't currently conceivable. So maybe these predictions are as much vapor as a completely unbuggy of Microsucks winblows is, but isn't it neat to see how far we've come in a relatively short period of time? The space frontier not be developing as quicklt as the tech frontier is but it is intersting to see that we are reaching a point where the next step of any significance to take is to begin colonizing space.
Re:Yes. (Score:1)
Re:Yes. (Score:1)
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Re:Probability (Score:1)
187 pounds? (Score:2)
Wonder where they got that figure. Time to start cutting weight!
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We had a similar thing in Sweden. (Score:1)
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There we go (Score:4)
PS: I'm canadian... But I do weigh 195...
no way (Score:1)
teasing (Score:1)
Life imitating art imitating life (Score:1)
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If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed...
Re:It doesn't have to be on a space station (Score:1)
Could the 6feet have some margin of error, especially given that it was certainly converted from cm? Maybe if I did the conversion myself (hehe)?
Or maybe if I wear all black and keep up the chain smoking, they'll take me for a German national, and overlook those 0.67inches (ahem, 1.7cm).
No giants allowed in the Astronaut corps (Score:2)
NASA want people to have experience--the requirement is at least a Bachelor's degree in a related field and three years of professional experience. Apparently the quiz portion of the contest is substituted.
The height restriction is for space suits, acceleration couches, etc. They don't work very well if you don't fit in them, and they like changing the expression to "all fit one size" to save money.
The weight restriction is probably related to the above and the fact that the cost to lauch to orbit is about $10,000 U.S. per pound or $4,500 U.S. per Kg (convert the currency yourself-the U.S. dollar is an international standard).
These restrictions are almost the same as they were at the beginning of U.S. spaceflight. And yes, I looked into being an astronaut. The only thing holding me back from applying is my vision (must be 20/80 to be a pilot and 20/200 to be mission specialist), two more years experience and about 15 pounds (6.8 Kg)!
All for commercialization of space here (Score:1)
Golden Opportunity of a Lifetime!!!! (Score:1)
Re:teasing (Score:1)
There have been plenty of civilians - not every astronaut is from the armed forces, right? Plenty of scientists up there. A senator, too.
Re:187 pounds? (Score:2)
Re:big ol' load o crap! (Score:2)
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what a coincidence... (Score:2)
Finally! A Solution! (Score:5)
What about Dubya?
Can we make exceptions?
And you thought dieting was bad... (Score:2)
Damn you Mir! Could you not have stayed aloft long enough for Destination Mir?!?!
Re:Not a chance... (Score:2)
Otherwise, what's the point of helping the US fund their space station?
Also, I'd be surprised if the contestent will be that big. He/she will probably be around 5' and 125 pounds. Why? Fuel savings! Or you can use the extra weight allowance to send other things up into space, say, 60 pounds of cremated remains.
In the end, it's all about the money.
Later
Erik Z
NASA schmnasa (Score:3)
Sure they glossed over asking NASA or the ISS about this. But say you've been on the ISS a couple months, hear a knock on the airlock, and see some bloke with a keg of St. Pauli Girl, fresh T-shirts, and the newly released Playstation IV. You gonna turn 'em away?
fungus (Score:1)
we know that fungus is inherrant to the human existence. what will we do with a fungi infested
space-domain? we are, after all, a biological species.
can we guaratee that space flightees will enjoy anything more than green goo?
Re:Not a chance... (Score:1)
Though i seriously doubt that Germany will waste their chance of visiting ISS on a tv show winner.
Where does it say you have to speak german? (Score:1)
Re:Bad idea.... (Score:1)
1. How is this 'overrated'? Maybe I was wrong about the number of civilians we've sent to space, but that'd warrant a correctionary reply, not an overrated moderation.
2. Why did it just show as (Score:0) and not (Score:0, Overrated)?
BRTB
Re:Not a chance... (Score:1)
Re:Probability (Score:1)
Maybe the
Predictions of satellite flybys at heavens-above (Score:2)
Also, check out the Iridium flare section, 'cept you need a 1km accuracy on your location for those.
Re:Not a chance... (Score:1)
Re:187 pounds? (Score:2)
Bullsh*t (Score:1)
He's a US Senator.. which i'm pretty sure precludes him from being a serving member of the armed services.
Might make him GOVERNMENT to some peoples minds.
LOTS of civilian payload specialists tho.
Re:Space... (Score:1)
> the coolest thing out there.
Okay, I won't pick any nits and go off on the thermodynamic propeties of a vacuum
> Back in the 'good old days' only the biggest
> and baddest people (USA and USSR) could send
> people up there.
The phrase "good old days" is kinda relative... I figure I know the timeline you're talking about, but to me the phrase brings up different memories. I missed out on Sputnik, Mercury 6, the first woman in space (Valentina Tereshkova-Nikolayeva), the whole glorious Apollo series...
My memories start kicking in with Skylab and the Apollo/Soyuz docking in '75.
> Now its trickeld down to gameshow winner. My
> question is: Is this a good thing?
I honestly don't know. From my frame of reference it seemed people were getting excited by the first few shuttle launchs (not to mention Challenger), now we're lucky if they even make the news.
I'll just keep watching and hoping that we'll keep going - people spend too much time joking/bitching about recent failures while the things that really work get buried on page Z (if they're reported at all).
Make all the lame metric conversion jokes you want, I'll keep following things like Pathfinder, NEAR, Cassini (& Huygens soon), Deep Space 1, Stardust, and you go Galileo!
Re:big ol' load o crap! (Score:4)
Yes, pilot astronauts, as in the guys who actually fly the Space Shuttle. The requirements for "mission specialists" (which is what our lucky gameshow winner would become) are much lower. After all, they let John Glenn fly again...
Cheers,
-j.
Sure, that would be fun (Score:1)
The real reason for the size qualifications... (Score:1)
It's not like once you've traveled thousands of miles to the ISS that they won't let you in.
Sally Ride (Score:1)
There has been this instance and talk about a 'Surveyor' series on board a space station.
Has the technology made it safer (NASA updating its Shuttle computers, ha!) or has the public just forgot what happened to Challenger in 1986.
Ooold Idea (Score:3)
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Re:Space... (Score:1)
Re:teasing (Score:2)
Such a viscious cycle for space junkies to have to live through.
btw... some sultan was in space as a 'mission specialist' not to long ago on the shuttle. I don't remember his name but there was a bit of discussion on the net about his credentials being a little 'fluffed' and him having bought his ride for quite a few pennies. I am not knocking him for it. If I could afford to kick around a sultans cash to hitch a ride on the shuttle I would.
Re:teasing (Score:1)
Re:Wow! (Score:1)
Re:Caffine! (Score:1)
If I was going into space..i'd keep my suply of Penguin Mints [peppermints.com] high.
It will probably only last until... (Score:2)
Also, what gives them the right to claim such a thing? What makes them special? It's an international station. Does this mean anyone can? Who granted them permission? It's not going to fly.
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Description (Score:3)
Is that a description of the winner of the contest or Timothy?
Coming soon (Score:5)
Each day, one outcast will be voted off the space shuttle and shot into space. Who will be the sole survivor?
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Link to Brainpool homepage [German] (Score:2)
It says among the things already mentioned that candidate selection will start in the autumn of 2001. About 100 TV shows will be made, but nothing is said about the final contestants becoming millionaires...
Yes. (Score:4)
People tend to forget everyone used to say is it a good thing for everyone to have a car, to fly, to have a tv even? Well it might not be... but its great for everyone to have the choice. I'm all for commercialization of space. Hell if people saw what typical advertising budgets were for some of the fortune 500 and how little it costs to get into space compared I think they would be for it too. Does it really matter to you if this shuttle mission is sponsored by Coke? If they want to spend advertising dollars on something a bit more worthwhile than a 30 second spot during the SuperBowl; let them!
I don't care if its a Nike shuttle using Pepsi fuel on Sears Mission #17; if it can get me into space. Yay!
Re:Where does it say you have to speak german? (Score:2)
WHSmith's selling trips to Space (Score:2)
Why is this bad? (Score:2)
outer space game shows (Score:2)
well well well. first of all i have to wonder if this is legal, will nasa just let some dope who won a game show on the ISS!! it seems to me that it would be awful risky, what if he hoses something up then everybody on board is screwed and they will probably be sued by the russians because god do they ever need money. turnips apparently aren't selling very well this year
anyhow i (george) have a great idea if they REALLY want to make a game show about outer space. call it SPOUSE LOUSE and have the contestants be men who are sick of their wives, they get together and answer trivia questions and do feats of strength and things like that. whoever wins the game or has the most points or whatever gets to have their spouse put on a big rocket that gets launched into deep space, towards saturn or something like that.
also they could have five BONUS questions, if you get all five right then they launch the rocket into the sun. i only say this because my wife has been bugging the crap out of me lately, she wants me to go see a movie called snow falling on cedars, she says "george let's watch snow falling on cedars" and i say no, let's not watch that movie!! god!! it is very irritating and so that is why i would support SPOUSE LOUSE and watch it every week and even try to be a contestant if she doesn't shape up!! hehe!! actually i am just kidding, she makes very good french toast so the bickering is probably worth it
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