Alpha Station: Grumps In Space 87
aldheorte writes: "The extolled virtues of polite multinational cooperation and goodwill allegedly exemplifed by Space Station Alpha are giving way to practical difficulties. CNN is carrying a story entitled "Life aboard the space station: long days, sarcasm and swearing" highlighted by ground controllers pleading with belligerent, swearing astronauts; certainly not the 'Gee shucks, darnit' family-values-and-apple-pie team image NASA likes to create." Well, at least they got the solar panels fixed.
Re:Well, all good shrinks know... (Score:1)
Re:Well, all good shrinks know... (Score:1)
Re:well... (Score:1)
It looks like the swearing is misinterpreted by media as a tussle between the astronauts and the ground control just to make up some 'excitement'. It is quite natural for my mate to swear at me or my code, and me replying 'stop swearing'! but not really meaning it.
Re:Well, all good shrinks know... (Score:1)
*cough*
They're nerds! (Score:1)
1. Astronauts are nerds.
2. The people who post on Slashdot are probably a good representative sample of nerds.
3. The people who post on Slashdot are sarcastic and belligerent.
Therefore, we can safely assume that astronauts are going to be sarcastic and belligerent.
Maybe mission control should threaten to moderate them down next time. ("One more outburst like that and you're moderated down as a Troll." "First post!" "Oh, shut up...")
Re:Not learning from Mir (Score:1)
"Not learning from Salyut, Mir, or Skylab."
This problem has been stumbled upon and solved three times now. Each time, however, it's taken something akin to a mutiny to bring about the solution.
It'll all be worked out decently in a few weeks. ground control will go on trying to micro-manage every waking second (like they did with skylab 2) until the crew gets fed up and takes a day or two off (just like skylab...) then ground control will lighten up and start providing general task lists and useful information, not moment by moment orders.
mod this up - mir == peace ( in Russian ) (Score:1)
Re:Well, all good viewers of Ren and Stimpy know.. (Score:1)
Re:What do you expect? (Score:1)
They're all made in Taiwan...
No wonder... (Score:1)
No wonder space stations like Mir disintegrated.
Re:Is THAT what they're calling it now?... (Score:1)
What did you expect? (Score:1)
Bill Shepherd (Score:1)
I think it is interesting to see that the US selected their Navy Seal trained astronaut (Bill Shepherd) to be their first representative on the multi-national space station.
Did they expect some kind of trouble? That the russians would make a hostile takeover if Russian-American relations went downhill?
I wonder if the russians on board have some kind of military elite force training?
I'm pretty sure Shepherd is still employed by the Navy, on assignment at Nasa, and I've heard him mentioned in conjunction with the US military space program.
Let's hope we'll never have to find out.
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Re:No way, I don't buy it. (Score:1)
"By contrast, the space station crew was dealing with an air conditioner that broke days ago when the system that removes carbon dioxide from the air also broke down. Since the systems are on the Russian module, the international crew of two Russians and one American dealt with Russian ground controllers, who scolded them after the astronauts decided to set up an alternate system for removing the potentially dangerous gas. "You could have damaged it," said a ground controller.
"We have to breathe with something," snapped Sergei Krikalyov, one of two Russians on the three-man team.
'Guys, don't swear at me'
At one point the exchange between ground and space grew so heated that a ground controller said, "Guys, don't swear at me." "
Sounds like the cosmonauts having a loving moment with their comrades dirtside...
Derek
MS in Space (Score:1)
Re:No profit in it. (Score:1)
"Is the surface of the Earth really the right place for an expanding technological civilization?" -- Dr. Gerard K. O'Neill
Sci-fi began speculating about human habitation & industry in space back in the 1900's. It was Gerry O'Neill in the late '60s/early '70s who began rigorous analysis of the potential, and founded the Space Studies Institute [ssi.org], collecting private money to finance experiments toward space industry & permanent human habitation of space.
The "killer app" I'm waiting for are the solar power satellites: high capital cost, but the lowest kilowatt/hour to manhour ratio of any power source. Let's live off the Sun, oh yeah!
Re:Bill Shepherd (Score:1)
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I bent my wookie
No way, I don't buy it. (Score:1)
Thats it, I'm calling my local news station to do an expose on this, as this just totally unacceptable...:P
I will however, commend them on being able to get the job done even when you don't like someone. It can be difficult. I had a job a while back that when I quit, I realized that the one person there that I liked and wanted to work with in the future was someone that I had just hated when I started there. Turned out to have a pretty healthy respect for one another.
Re:Sounds pretty tame (Score:1)
Each one is extremely dangerous and requires thousands of hours of preperation and rehersal. At any moment there are hundreds of thousands of subsystems that could fail and, even with triple redundancy, cause a fatal catastrophe.
Each one of those photos gives a great deal of information on things of which we know VERY little.
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Re:Sounds pretty tame (Score:1)
I think this is because a lot of the people interested in space are really interested in space. CNN can put their 50-odd stories up on the website, and they know that people will generally pick and choose and hopefully read a few stories. With things having to do with space, however, there are plenty of folks who want to know every detail everytime something happens (myself included). It's a very focused audience, and a given news agency can nab all of it just by putting minimal effort into running a story based mostly on a NASA press release.
Re:Didn't we see a premonition of this? (Score:1)
Re:I think that it should be noted that... (Score:1)
> ground controllers (American and Russian) and
> the ISS crew, not among the ISS crew as most
> previous posts seem to speculate.
Most tension *on radio* is b/w ground control & the astronauts. It stands to reason (see my earlier post on the three-person groups being unusually fractious in high-stress conditions) that there would be intra-crew friction. I know for a fact that most of the Russo-American Mir crews had similiar issues on debriefing (or at least the American component did) - not a lot of which was communicated to GC during the mission. Remember, the Mir crews had also trained together extensively.
I absolutely think that intra-crew friction is normal + expected - high stress, culture shock, unfamiliar environment...
Is it just me, or is the article strongly biased pro-NASA? Surely the difference is not that large!
Re:Well, all good shrinks know... (Score:1)
maggard, if you are a psychologist, psych student, a specialist in interpersonal dynamics or something along those lines, I will be happy to post a retraction if you can explain to me in layman's terms why a group of three is optimal in high-stress situations. I would be grateful (assuming it is not too much trouble, of course) if you could direct me to some of the publicly available material on this topic.
I await your reply with interest.
P.S. English is not my first language, and so the tone of some of my comments may seem inappropriate or stilted. I hope that I am judged by my intentions rather than by my tone.
Re:Well, all good shrinks know... (Score:1)
"insanity to put our people at the mercy of equipment that we didn't design and cannot control"
Like most computer users ;)?
Re:Not learning from Mir (Score:1)
"The US has a lot of experience training for short-term mission. Now we need to learn what to do for long-term mission"
This is a very good point. I imagine it is one thing for astronauts to launch and work brutal hours in cramped, downright uncomfortable conditions with no clear "work day" knowing they are returning to relative vacation in a week or ten days; quite another to keep that tempo up for months on end. I agree some, if not most, of the problems are likely directly attributable to a short-term approach, by ground control, to long-term missions.
I cannot help but compare the problems you cite to the difficulties and tensions in large software projects. If the team on Alpha gets bigger, will the tensions relax (more hands to do the work) or intensify (more problems created, more interpersonal tension)? I ask because, with software projects, it can go both ways.
Re:No profit in it. (Score:1)
"The "killer app" I'm waiting for are the solar power satellites: high capital cost, but the lowest kilowatt/hour to manhour ratio of any power source. Let's live off the Sun, oh yeah!"
Question of curiosity: How do you efficiently get tcf:àower from the satellites to the ground?Thanks Quark (Score:1)
I'm not surprised... (Score:1)
In that situation, the last thing you need is someone sitting there shouting orders.
Much as I'd like to go to the ISS, I'd hate to be in their situation just now.
Re:Russians? Americans? Who's running this thing? (Score:1)
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Don't blame NASA, though. (Score:1)
Re:Cussing at NASA : before and now (Score:1)
Let's look back at the past Space Station stories :
sound technical base. [slashdot.org]
pristine organisation. [slashdot.org]
smart investments 1. [slashdot.org]
smart investments 2. [slashdot.org]
... And I did not manage to find the other links. It sadly reminds me of what they said on PC world [pcworld.com].
First, it was the software industry, then Intel showed the way with their infamous pentium bug, now, even NASA is whoring like the least .com [slashdot.org] before an IPO.
Didn't we see a premonition of this? (Score:1)
Re:Wait a minute. (Score:1)
Re:well... (Score:1)
Stick me many miles above the earth's surface in a (relativly) small vessel and you'd be shocked by what came out of my mouth at the most minor annoyance.
Heck, you'd be surprised at what comes out of my mouth at the most minor annoyance here in my room. I could be having the best round of Counter-Strike of my life and you don't want to be around to hear the string of expletives that I blurt out if/when I finally die, mostly involving a few curses about the lag followed by the foul-mouthed accusations that the other guy is obviously cheating. :) Just ask my roommate, I swear he's about to kick me out for it...
And don't even get me started on Red Alert 2...
Russians? Americans? Who's running this thing? (Score:1)
Imagine a problem arising involving the way two segments interoperate. I can easily see this devolving itno a shouting match between two sets of ground controllers unwilling to offer a solution because doing so would implicitly imply that their module was at fault.
I should also state that, considering the shoestring budget the Russians are working on, and with all due respect for their accomplishments, it would be easy to consider it unwise to rely blindly on their reccomendations and estimates as far as improvised repair work goes. I doubt they have the resources needed to fully test and evaluate the correct course of action in urgent cases.
Is THAT what they're calling it now?... (Score:1)
Ummm... excuse me folks... What the hell was wrong with "SS Freedom"?? I mean, did someone PROTEST??! Maybe some despotic 3rd world junta protested. =P "We protest at the naming of the international space station as "Freedom." For it to be truly international it must embrace the ideals of all nations, including tin-plated dictatorial regimes like ours. We don't allow freedom here in our nation, we don't like it, and we find it an insult to our great authoritarian, anti-life traditions. We demand the name be changed to "Space Station Slavery" at ONCE. All hail Comrade Napoleon! That is all."
Maybe it was just a concession after all... Politicians do nothing so well as waffling. I just can't believe after all those ships named freedom, friendship, and such, NASA would choose "Alpha" over "Freedom". Heheheh, I'm amused, I think I'll call it SS Slavery from now on...=P
Kasreyn
Re:This happened on Skylab (Score:1)
Later in the flight, having waaayyy too much work scheduled, the crew went on strike for a day in protest.
User Support for the ISS (Score:1)
Re:The steak (Score:1)
In the past the Russian space program has been rigidly hierarchical with the ground dictating. When problems occur, the ground never makes mistakes. It is always the cosmonauts' fault.
NASA gives their astronauts a little more freedom, but I don't know how the crew is managed on the ISS.
ASTRO/COSMONAUTS HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BITCH (Score:1)
imagine being up there and having to rely on crappy tech support to get answers. the frustration would be intolerable. wouldn't you be livid as well?
Re:Why was the article written? (Score:1)
Re:No profit in it. (Score:2)
...phil
Re:Well, all good shrinks know... (Score:2)
In other ISS news (Score:2)
"Dragonfly" (Score:2)
Re:mod this up - mir == peace ( in Russian ) (Score:2)
smeghead (Score:2)
Wait, they already did. It's called Red Dwarf.
Re:Not unprecented (Score:2)
It must be frustrating (Score:2)
Sounds pretty tame (Score:2)
Slightly OT, is it just me or will the media report ANYTHING that has to do with space? I mean, I like the fact that we have space probes and all, but they seem to report it every time a shuttle lifts off, or a space walk is conducted, or NASA decides to publish the photos they've been collecting. It strikes me as bizarre, given how often people talk about the public lack of interest in space that everything related to NASA is considered important enough to report.
Re:Well, all good shrinks know... (Score:2)
The only reason the idea of an international space station may be "stupid" is that there are multiple ground control groups with conflicting authority.
Re:The steak (Score:2)
I was listening to that conversation over NASA TV and the "don't swear at me" line was, as usual, taken out of context and distorted by the media to indicate conflict where none was actually there.
The "Don't swear at me" was used as a preface to some additional tasks that the russian mission control were trying to lay on the ISS crew.... and they knew that the crew had already requested a reduction in work load. So the controller said (in Russian, translated by NASA) OK, now, guys...... don't swear at me now; but I've got a few extra tasks you need to do today.
Isn't is amazing that the CNN crew latched onto that ONE phrase and billowed it up to imply that the crew were cursing at the mission controllers?.... which never happened.
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Union shop (Score:2)
It's not a joke. Those guys are overworked and in a tough environment. They need the sort of labor protections the workers on drilling platforms and remote oil exploration sites need.
Actually, all three :) mir == peace ( in Russian ) (Score:2)
From what I know, mir translates as "world", "peace", and "community"/"community property." Sort of like, in the "mir" all is right/"mir" (peaceful) when everything is "mir" (belong by everybody). In the mir --> our town/place/world/existence. Very peasant-like.
Or something. At least that's what one of my prof's said. Like many russian-isms, it is a very compact lingusitic structure that sort of depends on context how it expands into English, which can be a much more verbose language at times I think.
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No profit in it. (Score:2)
After all, the sun is more then halfway through it's usefull life. If intelligent civilization dosen't manage to establish a self-sustaining foothold in space while it has the chance [say, before it destroys itself, or is wrecked by natural disaster/cataclysm (perhaps, ironically enough by said very same insteller rocks)], then all of the glorious complexity and marvelous achievements of evolution [up to and including mankind] will have been for nothing.
What a waste that would be... "I am ozymandius, king of kings, look upon my works, ye mighty, and dispair"...
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Ooops, I did it again ISS! (Score:2)
Getting Snippy? I would too... (Score:2)
Politeness doesn't come into it when the situation is desperate. But that does not mean the mission is doomed to failure.
Nekros
Re:It's been Alpha before (Score:2)
That's because it's fscking Greek.
Re:mod this up - mir == peace ( in Russian ) (Score:2)
Re:No way, I don't buy it. (Score:2)
This is likely because the crew on the ISS has been suffering an astonishing lack of Good Russian Vodka (tm).
"Oo vas yest Vodka, tovarishchi? Nyet? HAHAHAHAHA!"
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Nothing about crew relationships (Score:2)
It sounds to me like the Alpha astro/cosmonauts are working together pretty well, considering that they are still alive and that there are no hastily-scheduled crew exchanges. If there is a problem, it should be alleviated in a few years when Alpha is capable of housing a larger crew.
It's been Alpha before (Score:2)
It was named Alpha when it first became an international space station in the late 1980's or early 1990's.
Alpha was dropped in NASA literature in the mid 1990's, about when Russia joined, possibly due to the fact that Russia had operated the first space station back in the 1970's.
It became Alpha again after Bill Shepard arrived as the first commander, despite protests from top NASA administration (who probably wanted to name it to score some political points or have some big ceremony). Shepard had probably trained under the Alpha name for a while and decided to stick with it, since it was ok with the rest of his crew (Alpha is also Alpha in Russian).
Why was the article written? (Score:2)
ISS needs to have a 24/7 webcam (Score:2)
Not a good comparison (Score:2)
Slashdot nerds can get laid anytime, while your options in space range from none to.... well, probably, none.
Ooops... just realized. I said Slashdot, and nerds. Nevermind about the getting laid part. That's probably why nerds on slashdot are as ill tempered as the nerds in space.
well... (Score:2)
These people are under pressures that nobody still on earth can feel. They're going to do whatever makes them more comfortable while doing what they need to do. Who can blame them?
This has nothing to do with the cultural differenc (Score:2)
Submarines (Score:2)
Atleast they can look out the windows and see the earth!
Re:Well, all good shrinks know... (Score:3)
BZZZZzzzzzttt! Thank you for playing, try again.
(I really hate it when some armchair theorist starts spouting their latest theory prefaced with "Everyone knows" then procedes to publically drool)
In reality NASA spent a great deal of time researching the optimal crew size for high-stress envirinments and determined that 3 is the optimal number. All of the material is publically availiable & applied in a wide range of disciplines from physchiatry to business management.
Moderators: It was harsh but this fellow was trying to pull a fast one. Making up information is *not* cool and folks *should* get called on it.
Not unprecented (Score:3)
Pick the journalists to ISS (Score:3)
For nearly 20 years, Soviet Union/Russia had people on Space. And it becomes clear that the longer you stay there, the worse you get tired and nervous. They start getting sarcastic, nervous, sometimes quite ordinary. With longlivers, talks with ground control become 90% "not for children's ears". And this is not due to bad conditions or lack of air. The problem is on the huge amount of work, the lack of time and all this in an enclosed space on not very familiar conditions (lack of gravity is not as funny as it may seem). Besides there is a psychological problem with ground control that causes serous problems. You're working for monthes in a cage, swetting and having lots of things to do, troubles, glitches and features. You don't see your family or friends and it was monthes before you had be in a party or soemthing. And this damn lack of gravity to help. Now you see that ground controller who just came from home, had just seen his wife, had been in a party last week and tells you that you are doing something wrong... Can't you imagine the reaction? Well I haven't been in Space but I was in one quite remote place once. For several monthes. When someone started to tell me I was wrong through the sattelite phone I could only say:
Ok you damn fat swine, take your ass from your hot seat and come here to the frost telling "I'm wrong" in your f**** sweet tone"
Space station alpha? (Score:3)
Wait till it becomes at least Beta.
If this keeps up... (Score:3)
You'd think... (Score:3)
You'd think they'd try to be extra nice to these guys...
With all the concern about the Iridium satellites coming down unguided, I'd hate to think about what would happen if one of these guys got really mad and decided to give the ISS a shove towards Earth. Bet mom in Nebraska wouldn't be too happy to see the world's largest Erector set come flying into her backyard and mess up the flowers...
(and yes for you physicists out there, I know it doesn't quite work that way...)
brianboruRe:Well, all good shrinks know... (Score:3)
Things brings up the interesting question...
Is 3 really the optimum crew size in a mixed sex environment, or is it for a single sex environment? Hmmmm? Three alpha males? (Yum!) Or three dominatrix, or a mixture thereof.
there is no unauthorized breeding in Jurrasic Park
obvious userfriendly spin (Score:3)
pitr [alpha]: i am thinkink you might try turnink the wrench clockwise, da?
stef [alpha]: wrench! clockwise! can't you geeks speak in plain !@#$ing english?!
My .02,
This happened on Skylab (Score:3)
Tension between ground controllers and the astronauts reached a point where the crew actually mutinied, refused to obey ground instructions and took a day off. Can't find any info on this on nasa.gov ... go figure ;) Some generic info [nasa.gov]
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If the good lord had meant me to live in Los Angeles
Cussing at NASA (Score:3)
The steak (Score:4)
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I think that it should be noted that... (Score:4)
... from the article's description the friction exists primarily between the ground controllers (American and Russian) and the ISS crew, not among the ISS crew as most previous posts seem to speculate. These three guys have had quite a while to train together on the ground and are working closely together under adverse circumstances, so I'd bet that they get along pretty well given where they are and what they're doing (how much stress would you be under in a tin can that makes a submarine look roomy, surrounded by hard vacuum, and you only have 48 hours worth of O2 upon setting foot therein?).
Now add to that stress some jerkoff piloting a chair on the ground being pissy at you. I'd swear and be sarcastic too. Note also that the Russian language, and particularly their military slang, has a rich oral tradition when it comes to profanity (English absolutely pales by comparison, from my experience as a native English speaker and university-educated Russian speaker[1]), so the two Russian crewmen no doubt have a large palette with which to paint the situation and ground crews unflatteringly.
[1] My fianceé is trilingual in English, German, and Russian, and in her opinion Russian is by far the most profane in terms of common usage. Just an additional point of reference... :-)
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Well, all good shrinks know... (Score:4)
(btw, IANAPsychiatrist)
"Houston, we have a fscking problem..." (Score:4)
Not learning from Mir (Score:4)
In space... (Score:5)
Unless the mike is on.
Re:Well, all good shrinks know... (Score:5)
I've been trying to convince my girlfriend of this for some time. Could you post some of the online studies that have been published?
The men of Slashdot appreciate your efforts.
body language differences (Score:5)
Hmm. I think given that data that it may not be intentional that the Americans felt the Russians were hacked off at them. Russian body language and linguistic habits can seem really gruff and cold to people not familiar with them (e.g. Russians very, very, very, veryrarely smile in public, to them it's a subconcious sign of sugar-coated, goody-two-shoes insincerity (now think about how Americans tend to smile first and ask questions later, is it any wonder most Russians think Americans are a bunch of twits?)). So the Russians may have just been in normal operating mode and the Americans misinterpreted it (magnified by the fact they have the personal space of a veal calf up there). Russian culture and American culture have grown much more accustomed to each other than they were in the 1970s, though, so this may not be as big a deal as it might have been then.
(This is not to imply that Russians are actually cold and gruff, they just might seem that way to strangers. My experience with them personally has been 180 degrees opposite in that you couldn't hope for warmer friends once they get to know you and you become accustomed to their body language.)
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Someone should syndicate this. (Score:5)
Bill Shepherd: "I'm sorry Sergei, the tribe, er crew, has decided to vote you off the ISS"
Yuri Gidzenko: "We are thinkink you are takink up too much oxygen and not workink hard enough on da solar array"
NASA Ground Crew: "Sergei, the crew has spoken, please remove your helmet and step out of the ISS"