Nanoguitar - The Next Musical Generation 78
Sewerpickle writes "Scientists ... have sucessfully made a guitar 10 millionths of a meter big (size of a red blood cell). And based loosely on the Fender Stratocaster. It actually can be played at notes around 10MHz." Let's see. Hemos is a nanotech buff and Cmdr Taco is learning to play guitar. Seems to me the Geek Compound ought to have one of these around.
nano guitar greats?? (Score:2)
Musiciaaaans (Score:2)
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Re:Fucking niggers... (Score:1)
Re:Guitar or bass? I think it's a Fly. (Score:1)
I forget who makes them or I'd give a webpage for it.
If you've played one, you'd probably know what I mean when I say it's probably the same weight
Re:This is old news (Score:1)
take a look at:
http://www.news.cornell.edu/science/July97/guit
Haven't they invented something new in these 2 years.
What about Microscopic Elvis! (Score:1)
This was in SNL skit if you don't know what I'm talking about
I wish I had moderation points today. (Score:1)
And if you are serious, simply kill yourself and speed up the evolutionary process.
Re:Micro > Nano (Score:1)
The real meaning of nanotechnology is the way you build it, not how big it is, and in nanotechnology it should be built using single atoms each seperately placed where it should be.
One significant difference is that in bulk-technology on the microscale you want to build as small as possible if you want to be cool, but in nanotechnology you want to build as large as possible, because you already have control over the induvidual atoms and want to build complex stuff...
like nanobots =)
Can it produce play 10MHz notes? (Score:1)
"It actually can be played at notes around 10MHz"
but all the article says is:
"Plucking the tiny strings would produce a high-pitched sound..."
They haven't tested it, they don't know for sure. My guess is that angels would pour forth from the device and flock to the nearest needle-point.
Either that or Hemos would explode. I think we need a raging ethical debate as to whether or not we should risk Hemos to try and answer an old, old question.
Totally useless information (Score:1)
http://www.provide.net/~cfh/fender2
Re:Fucking niggers... (Score:2)
Guitar or bass? (Score:2)
Re:nano guitar greats?? (Score:2)
Take another look -- it is left handed. Personally, I'd prefer a right handed one for nano-Yngwie anyway, but that's personal preference for you...
10 MHz Transmitter? (Score:1)
Modulation would be handy
Where is my guitar? (Score:1)
Perhaps it already does. I mean, at that size, it's not like you'd see it lying around or anything...
Re:Fucking niggers... (Score:1)
Re:nano guitar greats?? (Score:1)
I can't think of anything more annoying than a high pitched Ymkme Plmkreem.
Q: what's this? (Score:1)
A: It's the world's smallest guitar playing for wannabe rock stars in science labs.
This is old news - Repeat.. (Score:1)
Oh well.. Back to Geek News [geeknews.net].
How would you know if you had one? (Score:2)
these around.
Perhaps they have a few million around but don't know it.
Perhaps I do, too. (I WONDERED why things were getting so dusty...)
Re:nano guitar greats?? (Score:1)
But I seem to recall that Jimi had a normal right-handed guitar, he just flipped the thing over.
Yawn..... (Score:1)
I remember copying my friends about it in mid-98.
Not a guitar (Score:2)
Oh yeah, I remember Mini Elvis (Score:1)
I think it was Dice Clay that played the part.
Heh heh.
(I still need some sleep)
Nice... (Score:1)
(FIRST POST)
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Hrrmm... (Score:2)
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CAIMLAS
Any practical applications? (Score:2)
from this vital new technology?
Re:Quantum effects? (Score:1)
Well now ya know what I do for fun!
Quantum effects? (Score:1)
The primary significance of this seems to be to study nanofabrication industrial processes, instead of doing anything particularly funky scientifically.
Pardon me if I've thrown a wet blanket on the discussion
*** Proven iconoclast, aspiring bohemian. ***
This is old news (Score:2)
who.. (Score:1)
Damnit, where'd I put my jaw... (Score:2)
Then I saw how large the guitar was(two microns), and there went the jaw.
The IBM-Written-In-Atoms was cool. The fact that this guitar is That Small, That Accurate, and That *PLAYABLE* is mind boggling. I've never seen a more visceral sign that Nanotech is real than this.
Wow. Just...wow.
Yours Truly,
Dan Kaminsky
DoxPara Research
http://www.doxpara.com
BC Rich (Score:1)
Re:Nice... (Score:2)
Doooood (Score:1)
But seriously, there isn't even any question of why? That's some serious uber-geekdom. We should all be proud. I am proud. I want them to make an entire nano-rock band and then have an elctron-microscope webcam set up so we can watch them play.
That would be a really cool video anyway...
Never ever learned to read and write so well... (Score:2)
Sorry.
As a musician, I must strongly protest this development.
This will allow pub landlords to compress the band into
smaller and smaller spaces until we'll end up playing in
a cigarette packet at the end of the bar. As an added
effect, the music will be beyond the hearing range of most if not
all of the punters. (although the drummer will still be too loud, of course.)
Harrumph.
dave
I've got an amp to match.......... (Score:1)
Clarification... (Score:3)
Ah yes but... (Score:2)
-AP
Re:Fucking niggers... (Score:1)
In any case, I'd say that hiding the problem is the same thing as curing it in this case. If you never see the offensive messages, never even know that they exist, then for you, they might as well not be there. Unless you are advocating censorship, or 24-hour monitoring of what everyone says and types, I don't see that there is a better 'cure'.
mmm blood cells (Score:1)
The fact that you can actually play the guitar is impressive, not just need self operated moving parts and you pretty much have the most advanced medical applications to man.
Screw the damn organic immune system, this leaves room for robotic defences, maybe eventually to the stage where robot cells could identify HIV and destroy it. Still it seems unlikely any advanced sensory unit could be added to a nano-robot anytime soon.
This annoys me (Score:1)
More up-to-date news (Score:1)
Re:Guitar or bass? (Score:1)
The pickups are a bit worrying. Maybe someone's finally made a six-string bass of a reasonable size.
dave
Knowledge for the sake of knowledge (Score:1)
Seriously, maybe they're interested in the
effects of shm of a string ~ 1e-9 metres long...
Ie the effect on human tissue for instance...
Re:Guitar or bass? (Score:1)
There was on old fender - really old - that had jass-bass style "split" pickups. Cant remember the name right now.
By the way, they say it is "loosely" based on a strat. But then again, every guitar made after '54 was "loosely" based on a strat.
Nanoman. (Score:1)
Of course only one person could play the thing,.. (Score:1)
Or was that Adam Ant that was the musician ?
Ok,. so there is only one BUG that could play the thing,.. ATOM ANT !
Oh yeah,. he's not a bug,..... (everyone!) HE'S A FEATURE !
Oh man,. I need some sleep.
Honey, I shrunk my guitar (Score:2)
Yeah sure, extremely useful if you happen to be a member of the highly acclaimed metal band Nanobotica from Planet Zorp!
Nice promo stunt, you |33+ d00dz!
yeah but... (Score:1)
Re:This annoys me (Score:2)
That's why Logo is a neat language to learn about programming. When you learned to program in Basic you probably wrote a bunch of useless trivial prgrams that printed out a table of squares or something like that. On the other hand, in Logo you end up with a neat star shape or spiral on your screen, useless in itself, but you're learning about recursion and iteration, and maybe some geometry too.
Re:First Posts & General KKK intrusion (off topic) (Score:1)
by An.. Co.., White Anglo Sax Protestant
For all we know, some of the biggest names in open source might be African-American, Aboriginal, Jewish (almost definately here, I know several), or any one of a number of other ethnic minorities, or popular scapegoats. I have not read one peice of code that has leaped out and said to me "Oh the author of this must be Afro-Am cos' he's using that 'nigger' style indentation".. Look beyond the world you live in guys (and girls
The other point from this article is that, if someone hasn't gotten a first post article, this suggests to me that they might put a little more effort and thought into a comment, That is a noble thing rather than something for sneering at.
Re:Hrrmm... (Score:1)
*rubbing thumb and forefinger* "This is the worlds smallest violin, and it's playing just for you"
takes on a whole new meaning now
Dredging up the old and musty (Score:1)
Re:Honey, I shrunk my guitar (Score:1)
As the Interplanetary Liason For the United Brotherhood of Zorpian Metal Bands, I can tell you that this is only the beginning. Our scientists have acquired DNA samples and are currently at work creating nanoclones of Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn to play the nanoguitar.
There is a downside... recently hundreds of nanorock fans were crushed to death when a Zorp's Angel hired as a security guard inadvertently stepped on the nanomosh pit.
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"Cyberspace scared me so bad I downloaded in my pants." --- Buddy Jellison
Re:Nanoman. (Score:1)
Pickup configuration error (Score:1)
The Fender Precision Bass has had a split-coil pickup since 1957. The Jazz has two single-coils pickups (one in the middle, one in front of the bridge).
So far as I know, the only guitar I've ever seen with split-coil pickups is a G&L. This nano-guitar looks more like an Ibanez Iceman with that huge lower horn.
Micro > Nano (Score:1)
Re:nano guitar greats?? (Score:1)
There's a right-handed guitarist I've seen playing the Baltimore bar scene who takes a left-handed stat and plays it upside and backwards to get the same effect. Interesting how people find unanticipated ways to control technological devices.
Re:So that's how you get a default score of 2. (Score:1)
I wasn't aware I wasn't allowed to be impressed by something I've seen.
Were you referring to this specific post(which I just shot off, not being a nano-geek but now officially being much more fascinated with it), or my posts in general? A bit more content would be...uh...useful.
Yours Truly,
Dan Kaminsky
DoxPara Research
http://www.doxpara.com
Was new in 1997, now the process is better (Score:3)
The latest red-hot technology is 5-layer silicon, which allows the manufacture of far more complex machines - including machines which can errect themselves into structures out of the plane of the manufactured silicon.
HP are now making 2 nanometer wires - much smaller than the 40nm wires used on the nanoguitar - to join up their molecular logic gates with. In about 8 years time the first "molecular chips" will start to appear, and my guess is that the next 5 will see the advent of the first nanotech assembler. (see http://www.foresight.org [foresight.org])
Vik
suspicious (Score:1)
And 1997?? Yeeesh.
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