Microplastics Found in Every Human Semen Sample Tested in Study (theguardian.com) 190
Microplastic pollution has been found in all human semen samples tested in a study, and researchers say further research on the potential harm to reproduction is "imperative." From a report: Sperm counts in men have been falling for decades and 40% of low counts remain unexplained, although chemical pollution has been implicated by many studies. The 40 semen samples were from healthy men undergoing premarital health assessments in Jinan, China. Another recent study found microplastics in the semen of six out of 10 healthy young men in Italy, and another study in China found the pollutants in half of 25 samples.
Recent studies in mice have reported that microplastics reduced sperm count and caused abnormalities and hormone disruption. Research on microplastics and human health is moving quickly and scientists appear to be finding the contaminants everywhere. The pollutants were found in all 23 human testicle samples tested in a study published in May. Microplastics have also recently been discovered in human blood, placentas and breast milk, indicating widespread contamination of people's bodies. The impact on health is as yet unknown but microplastics have been shown to cause damage to human cells in the laboratory.
Recent studies in mice have reported that microplastics reduced sperm count and caused abnormalities and hormone disruption. Research on microplastics and human health is moving quickly and scientists appear to be finding the contaminants everywhere. The pollutants were found in all 23 human testicle samples tested in a study published in May. Microplastics have also recently been discovered in human blood, placentas and breast milk, indicating widespread contamination of people's bodies. The impact on health is as yet unknown but microplastics have been shown to cause damage to human cells in the laboratory.
Really? (Score:2)
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Silly....you bring your sample from home...
Best case, you get your fiancé to jerk you off...or maybe just spit in the container (If she REALLY worth marrying, eh?).
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Silly....you bring your sample from home...
Seems like you could get someone else's semen sample if you're worried about your genetics for any reason. Oh well, I suppose that's life in China. It really doesn't have to make sense to me.
More Relevent Question (Score:2)
Silly....you bring your sample from home...
The more relevant question is what sort of container do you provide your sample in because if it's plastic then that probably contaminates the sample for a test like this.
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Wait, to get married in China you have to give a semen sample?
China has mandatory premarital health assessments to screen for hereditary diseases.
I've never heard of the assessment including a semen sample, but apparently, it does, at least in Jinan.
Do they give you a magazine or just stare at you until you "produce"?
Most men need to do more than just stare.
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Wait, to get married in China you have to give a semen sample?
You can't get married if you don't give a fuck.
Blow up dolls (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe plastic in semen will help with those men who have confused plastic blow up dolls with real women ...
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plastic in semen
They're just giving plastic their own medicine
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Bursty women?
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Misleading headline... (Score:5, Insightful)
The 40 semen samples were from healthy men undergoing premarital health assessments in Jinan, China. Another recent study found microplastics in the semen of six out of 10 healthy young men in Italy, and another study in China found the pollutants in half of 25 samples.
They describe THREE studies:
- 40 samples in China, 109% microplastics found in semen
- undisclosed number of samples in an Italian study, with 6 out of 10 samples containing microplastics in semen
- 25 samples in a second study in China, where only half the semen samples contained microplastics
So perhaps the better headline is: Microplastics Found in Every Human Semen Sample Tested in One Study, Less in Other Studies
This study gets headlines because of men's balls (Score:3)
We know there's a problem, we know the plastic industry won't let us do anything about that problem. It's up to guys like you, who's 1st reaction is jump to their defense, to decide if we're ever going to do anything about that problem.
If you're *really* rich you'll have custom farms raising your food and
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You'd still be breathing plastic any time you went out into the world.
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The 40 semen samples were from healthy men undergoing premarital health assessments in Jinan, China. Another recent study found microplastics in the semen of six out of 10 healthy young men in Italy, and another study in China found the pollutants in half of 25 samples.
They describe THREE studies:
- 40 samples in China, 109% microplastics found in semen
- undisclosed number of samples in an Italian study, with 6 out of 10 samples containing microplastics in semen
- 25 samples in a second study in China, where only half the semen samples contained microplastics
So perhaps the better headline is: Microplastics Found in Every Human Semen Sample Tested in One Study, Less in Other Studies
It's worse than that.
We can't read further because the quoted text is nowhere to be found it the article, they linked the news article from the previous /. story.
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Do microplastics affect math skills? :-)
Some microplastics are estrogenic and make men more like women.
So, yes, they reduce math skills.
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Maybe it's a trade-off, as women are currently outscoring men overall in college placement exams.
What exams?
Men outscore women on SAT [ed.gov]
Re: Misleading headline... (Score:2)
Typo, 100%, notice that it was properly cited in the quoted text.
What? Missed key question (Score:5, Interesting)
Maybe the non-science article is just shit and the original research covers it, but the one thing not mentioned is this:
Do the samples with microplastics have lower sperm count than those that don't and is there any correlation between levels of microplastics and degrees of,lower sperm count?
The summary just dances around this critically important point. This should be really basic stuff.
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You're missing the bigger picture here. Plastic contamination is now so bad that it's able to spread sexually.
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Lol, +1
This explains the Negative Flynn Effect too? (Score:2, Interesting)
Environmental lead has been credibly blamed for at least part of the dramatic rise in crime from the late 60s through a peak in the early 90s, so there is precedent for human-originated contaminants causing major shifts in biochemistry and behavior. One also has to wonder about the effects on the animal kingdom as a whole.
If this story follows historical precedent, we will eventually disco
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Oh look, there's the bigotry! I guess "we" CAN name that subset after all.
Note that the article does not say "Millennials, Zoomers, and Gen Alpha males", it does not discuss "masculinity" at all, does not claim "declining intelligence" and does not offer any explanation of "why". All of this bigoted narrative. It doesn't even assert that the phenomenon is real or what it is.
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Are you trying to prove the point about Social Issues?
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The simp thing is just an example of the really poor way we educate people to behave in social situations. Healthy concepts of boundaries are not taught and instead, weird ideas advocating codependency are rampant. Instead of complaining about toxic masculinity and simps, the correct thing to complain about is poor social behavior amongst everyone.
Being vulnerable is not a bad thing. No one should tolerate abuse or manipulation. You don't have to codependently satisfy someone (at the expense of yourself
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proper male examples and encouragement to be masculine.
You have to define masculinity to make this statement, you are acting like this is some universal constant.
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It's not all their fault, IMHO....with rampant toxic feminism and the far left agenda to gay-ify everyone....these young men haven't been raised with proper male examples and encouragement to be masculine.
Yeah join the boy scouts, oh wait nevermind. https://www.reuters.com/legal/... [reuters.com]
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Yes, for example male birds tend to be very brightly colored compared to females. But their sex-linked characteristics aren't binary, the distinctiveness of the patterns and brightness of colors can be quantified.
Never thought it would be... (Score:2)
Line from a song from long ago talked about plastic people everywhere. Never thought it would be so literal. Not totally surprised that its not benign either -- how many times have we been told that something potentially problematic was safe? It may be safe, but its us that are in trouble.
The ladies have never complained... (Score:2)
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Well, so, the conservatives are afraid of microscopic spy drones in vaccines, but plastic-spy drones in everything are just fine? Must have been non-plastic spy-drones in the vaccines, I take it?
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More like, I don't worry about things beyond my control. Microplastics are quite literally beyond my control. Therefore, it's pointless to worry about it. Your time and energy would be better spent focusing on things you can control.
How much is natural sources? (Score:2)
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So, yes. You are guessing. Incorrectly. Plastics are not naturally occurring. Polymers, yes. Plastics, no.
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Polymers, yes.
But that's pretty much the definition of plastics [wikipedia.org]. Naturally occurring [wikipedia.org] or synthesized. And synthesizing something might involve nothing more than putting it in a pot and cooking it. So there goes your vegetarian diet.
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No. Plastics are all polymers, but not all polymers are plastics.
Plastics do not occur naturally. They require human action to come into being.
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So, define "plastics".
Hard mode: Use a scientifically recognized definition.
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You do your own homework. The answer you seek is just a few keystrokes away.
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Yes, because we all know that oil wells are famous for gushers of plastic beads and sheets.
This take is about as brilliant as saying that because potatoes and vegetable oil are "natural" that we should have French Fry trees, or that all we need to do to build a nuclear reactor is start pumping water into a uranium mine.
TL;DR: there are aspects of the process to create these chemicals that do not occur naturally, thus the chemical compounds are not natural.
Newborn! (Score:5, Funny)
My wife gave birth to our first child yesterday. It was a plastic Ken doll with "Made by Matel" stamped on the butt.
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My wife gave birth to our first child yesterday. It was a plastic Ken doll with "Made by Matel" stamped on the butt.
Does he have a brother named iAmWaySmarterThanYou [slashdot.org]?
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"What goes up, will squeeze out."
You shouldn't do that with Ken, though.
Top and bottom (Score:2)
In another study, microplastics in the brain make editors post duplicates. [slashdot.org]
Granted "testicles" and "semen" are not the same thing, but it's pretty obvious if it's in the nuts it will spew out.
Microplastics, eh? (Score:2)
Well, first they'd have to filter my samples to remove all of the merino wool.
Says researcher... (Score:2)
"Tastes worse than asparagus"
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"...and smells just as bad."
"...but better than pee."
"...mmm, plasticky."
"...and I wouldn't know what asparagus tastes like. Ow!"
Maybe it's just me (Score:2)
But it seems to me that these microplastics researchers are WAY TOO hung up on testicles and semen.
Kids these days... (Score:2)
i wonder if microplastics (Score:2)
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Excellent question! We aren't able to tell because there isn't a person on the planet without detectable levels or microplastics. So no control group. But I'm sure this is all perfectly fine.
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NO. it's inert. What they are finding is that larger stuff is filling guts of marine life and they have been starting to measure it in clogged arteries and finding quite a bit of it mixed in like fiberglass. So it doesn't give you a heart attack, it just bulks up and accelerates... maybe somebody could invent a plastic breakdown chemical for the blood and it actually helps break up deposits? (maybe small enough chunks to not create stokes elsewhere?)
Some of the plasticizers and manufacturing chemicals (no
Checkboxes (Score:2)
1. It's invisible
2. It is catastrophically dangerous
3. You're not allowed to disagree
4. It can only be defeated by the totalitarian implementation of one political party's America-last wish list.
You will find this exact set of criteria applies to almost every mainstream media headline.
Check.
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Disagree about what? The study says microplastics are now showing up in semen. How can you possibly make that political?
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Why is disagreeing automatically political?
QED /thread
Re: Checkboxes (Score:2)
Posts like this show just how broken America is as a country and as a people.
Yay, plastic babies! (Score:2)
Or rather Barbies... .... made from plastic.... it's fantastic!
can someone explain this? (Score:2)
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Your mother's been telling stories, ay? (Score:2)
See (Score:2)
Yes, but how does this teleport a billion dollars into lawyer pockets?
Yet the world is grotesquely over-populated. (Score:2)
This is a feature not a bug.
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Re:Well, that explains a lot (Score:4, Insightful)
No, "we" cannot name the subset because it would expose obvious bigotry. It's cowardice, not social correctness.
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And why do you jump to the conclusion that naming those issues implies a lack of compassion? It says a lot more about you than it does about others.
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Re:Well, that explains a lot (Score:5, Insightful)
The LGBTQIAWTFBBQPWT mafia.
LGBTQIAWTFBBQPWT people are more visible because they now feel safe coming out of the closet.
There is no evidence that they are actually becoming more numerous.
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https://deadline.com/2022/05/b... [deadline.com]
If you extrapolate the trend everyone will be gay by 2060.
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It looks sigmoid to me.
So, we will only asymptotically approach maximum gayness.
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Obligatory XKCD [xkcd.com].
Re:Well, that explains a lot (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, well, they should go the fuck back into the closet...
Do they make your pants feel funny?
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If you want to parade down the road half naked
I don't like gay parades either.
Here's my solution for dealing with them: I don't go to them.
The rest of the BBQ alphabet has fucked it up for the L and the G.
It isn't about L and G rights. It's about human rights. Everyone has a right to live their life as they choose. You leave me alone, and I leave you alone. The Golden Rule in action.
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By all means, live your life as you choose but we don't need a fucking parade about it. Really, I'd say cancel ALL parades for any topic.
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Another man demanding he doesn't want to see the truth: It's a common story, this year. Do you complain about bare breasts in movies, too?
Good news, both instances of the truth are becoming much less common. Here, the Gay Pride Parade Committee decided they didn't have anything to offer, now gay marriage was legal. So they re-purposed to community-awareness issues and became 'family-friendly' despite the truth that entire families would watch people parade down the road, half-naked. While everyone lo
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Let's go back to the good old days when only big stars like Bob Hope and Jackie Gleason could dress in drag. https://www.cinema-crazed.com/... [cinema-crazed.com]
Here's Milton Berle in drag back in 1951 https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
Re:Well, that explains a lot (Score:4, Informative)
Let's go back to the good old days when only big stars like Bob Hope and Jackie Gleason could dress in drag.
I don't think "dressing in drag" has historically ever stirred up much of a controversy. People "dressing in drag" pretty much knew to distinguish between their appearance and their body's biology, including those who "dressed in drag" for extended periods of time, and not just occasionally.
The controversy of today started when a small but increasing amount of people not only no longer made that distinction, but also started to demand from others to act as if their fantasy gender was a biological reality, rather than just their preferred appearance.
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Re:Well, that explains a lot (Score:5, Informative)
You realize that drag, per se, is not what the "right" is complaining about, right? The issue is sexualized drag coupled with the desire to involve children in the festivities. No one is getting bent out of shape about Monty Python reruns.
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This sounds like when the left says "defund the police" isn't actually about defunding the police.
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There exists child-friendly "drag" - it is called "clowns". Clowns generally have no clear sex and I don't think parents have problem with their children being entertained by clowns performing traditional clown acts.
(I agree with you and just wanted to point out the whole clown-thing).
Re:Well, that explains a lot (Score:5, Insightful)
Well, it's a controversial issue.
I'm open minded either way, I think the real problem with discussing it is the tendency for people to dogmatically oversimplify, e.g., the "issue" is just a social fad, or the issue is entirely due to people having their tissues marinated in endocrine disruptors during their physical development.
The issue existed before the fad and before ubiquitous plastic pollution, so to some degree we have to accept that it's part of natural human variation, although *possibly* rarer formerly. The rate at which it occurs could certainly be modulated by environmental factors; that wouldn't mean we should regard or treat people who are part of the "issue" differently than we would than under the natural rate of occurence.
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Stop playing the victim here. You're probably 50+ years old and white. By every metric your life is better than anyone else's. Financial, education, lifespan, etc etc.
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What subset is that?
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You're going to have to be more specific. The jews or the coons?
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I think he's talking about the group that some countries bully into committing suicide at exceptionally high rates, but who have far less psychological problems in countries where they're not constantly bullied.
Bigly Irony [Re:Well, that explains a lot] (Score:2)
Wouldn't it be ironic if conservative-induced pollution has notably increased LGBTQ+. I'm NOT claiming such, just speculating on reactions if so. Maybe evangelicals would be nicer to them when they realized they helped "make" them. Jesus didn't have to deal with microplastics.
Re: Bigly Irony (Score:3)
But, there's an interesting future: if artificially-changed hormone levels result in a wider spectrum of self-claimed identity categories, we're going to see social norms drift towards accepting more diverse personality types. This could explain everything from rabid cultist behavior in politics to free-floating s
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The Corporate Wild West Mad Max world could be upon us if the unmentionable person is elected and installs enough cronies this time. He made the "mistake" of going with best looking resumes, but decided he got too much resistance from them.
When warned about the dangers of "yesmen", he allegedly replied, "I actually like the sound of these yesmen you speak of. They'll get shit done instead of make excuses, like you do!"
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I suspect the people with "social issues" are now happier that society is more accepting. They no longer have to suffer in silence and find support among peers.
If they're happy, I'm happy.
You act like this is something new. In fact if you do the slightest bit of research you'll find many different societies have more than two genders. https://link.ucop.edu/2019/10/... [ucop.edu]
Re:Well, that explains a lot (Score:5, Interesting)
In fact if you do the slightest bit of research
And that's where most people get into problems. It's far easier to parrot something you were spoon-fed by a propaganda machine than it is to do your own critical thinking.
Oh, and before anyone accuses me of anything, that cuts both ways. It's pretty easy for liberal minds to not question what they're being told by their own echo chambers, just the same as a conservative mind latches on to their preferred echoes. As it turns out, intellectual laziness is VERY bipartisan.
Every single thing you said is a lie. (Score:2)
You are a lying cunt.
And I don't give a shit about your fascist tendencies - I'm talking about bullshit you pulled out of your ass about plastic.
We heard it all before. Back when it was making the frogs gay. Wasn't true then, isn't true now.
Hint: If Chinese are full of "and other fun stuff" (do note bullshit generalization in that statement) - how come so many Chinese?
Hint no 2: If plastics around since 1907 (with Bakelite) - how come so many humans? How come humans live longer? Is it the plastics? Should w
Re:Well, that explains a lot (Score:4, Funny)
Also, if you look at the data, the decline of society correlates strongly with phase out of leaded gasoline. We need to start eating lead paint again if we really want America to be great.
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ITS MADE OF ATOMS!
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