Prada To Design NASA's New Moon Suit (bbc.com) 84
Jonathan Josephs & Antoinette Radford reporting via the BBC: Nasa astronauts will be flying in style, with luxury fashion designer Prada helping design space suits for the 2025 moon mission. The Italian fashion house will work to design the suits alongside another private company, Axiom Space. In a press release, Axiom said Prada would bring expertise with materials and manufacturing to the project. One astronaut told the BBC he thought Prada was up to the challenge due to their design experience. That experience has been built not only on the catwalks of Milan but also through Prada's involvement in the America's Cup sailing competition.
"Prada has considerable experience with various types of composite fabrics and may actually be able to make some real technical contributions to the outer layers of the new space suit," according to Professor Jeffrey Hoffman, who flew five Nasa missions and has carried out four spacewalks. But, he said people should not expect to see astronauts in "paisley spacesuits or any fancy patterns like that. Maintaining a good thermal environment is really the critical thing". "A spacesuit is really like a miniature spacecraft. It has to provide pressure, oxygen, keep you at a reasonable temperature," he added.
"Prada has considerable experience with various types of composite fabrics and may actually be able to make some real technical contributions to the outer layers of the new space suit," according to Professor Jeffrey Hoffman, who flew five Nasa missions and has carried out four spacewalks. But, he said people should not expect to see astronauts in "paisley spacesuits or any fancy patterns like that. Maintaining a good thermal environment is really the critical thing". "A spacesuit is really like a miniature spacecraft. It has to provide pressure, oxygen, keep you at a reasonable temperature," he added.
The devil wears Prada (Score:4, Funny)
What does that make astronauts then?
Re:The devil wears Prada (Score:5, Funny)
What does that make astronauts then?
Frilly red shirts in high heels?
Re:The devil wears Prada (Score:4, Informative)
Frilly red shirts in high heels?
That sounds like Him [pinimg.com] from the Powerpuff Girls.
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The way things are going I'm truly surprised it's not Hugo Boss.
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Only if the Reps win the next election.
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Entropy and evil are always there, but so is light, and a single spark defeats otherwise infinite darkness.
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First it's liberating, bringing new associations and commentaries; then anarchic, when every petty opinion decides its agenda is entitled to attention; then tyrannical, when oligarchs and governments consolidate power and coordinate propaganda; but finally it's just another part of society, and most people roll their eyes at its excesses while finding the nourishing bits wherever the
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Yea thx but no thx. I'm not in the habit of ignoring danger, especially when it has to potential to be the world ending variety.
Besides, I've pretty much been to hell already, this is nothing. I do see someone took the time to downvote me though, gee I wonder why they would do that?
I just want to annihilate the whole planet sometimes... lol. Then again, I have no idea how we are even here still. Blind luck? Definitely not on purpose.
So many "I hope this doesn't kill us all" moments already taken without my
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You're praising yourself for being aware, but your awareness is highly selective. Ask yourself why, if fascists are so strong, they lie about everything? And ask yourself why, if you care so much, you would rather play their game than call their bluff?
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I am not ignoring danger, I am facing it. Unlike you people with your heads buried in the sand hoping skydaddy makes it all go away or just being so self-absorbed that you really think you can just ignore it all.
None of this is permanent. If we are all set to die, no one is coming to save us. If this was the lead up to WW2, how stupid would your comments be in that light? People like you are why that war happened in the first place. People with no balls that are scared of their own shadows. They just love t
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Now, you and I are just individuals, but we both have power over what we judge as legitimate en
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No, it happened because of appeasement, which isn't much different than simply looking the other way. Which is what people are doing now. AGAIN!
I'm also somewhat beyond arguing with people. I'm not entertaining lies here, I'm pointing out where they are, so everyone see's them. I know the truth and it makes me powerful, lies don't last long in the light.
This is basically a little experiment I'm running for myself, to see the true state of the world. If I am silenced for calling out these people's bullshit,
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Meanwhile the people who were clear-eyed from the beginning had no such breakdown, and stepp
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There is no correct answer. Use the right tool for the right job. Read the situation and act accordingly.
I don't constantly and mindlessly fight these people, I pick my battles. This one isn't a good example, I was a tad off-topic, but not by much imo.
I appreciate the advice, but if silence is all it is, I'm not interested. I will not be silent while I watch the world burn. Ukraine has been in it for over a fucking year, and silence isn't buying them any relief, so you can keep it. Silence is what THEY want
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Maybe you would prefer an example?
You're in bed and your house is on fire.
Do you....
1) ignore it and go back to sleep?
2) escape but run to the local store for ice cream so you feel better?
3) put the fucking fire out?
Granted, sometimes the fire is beyond control, but sometimes it isn't. Either way, there's always something you can be doing better. One thing that NEVER works though is ignoring it.
Those shadows you speak of are people and despite their most desperate wishes, they remain mortal and imperfect. I
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Yea, that downvote. That's either MAGATS, russia or china. All three are butthurt so bad because I have the nerve to resist their bullshits. That's also an abuse of this "karma" system, which is what these fucking repressed faggots continually do everywhere they go. They abuse the fucking rules and NO ONE does shit about it because you're all fucking useless. Give me the reins and I will fix this whole fucking thing.
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The way things are going I'm truly surprised it's not Hugo Boss.
Supposedly Hugo Boss designed uniforms for the Nazi Party in Nazi Germany.
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Nice sig.
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Well, FABULOUS, of course!
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Well, FABULOUS, of course!
I shoulda read more before posting - I posted the same thing!
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Great minds think alike. ;)
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Demonically fashionable ... ?
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What does that make astronauts then?
it makes them FABULOUS!
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What does that make astronauts then?
Space devils! Very fabulous space devils!
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Astronauts will die in style. (Score:2)
Astronauts will die in style.
Cool.
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Re: Astronauts will die in style. (Score:2)
Though (at least) one has come very close. The first EVA went pretty badly wrong because the Russians didnâ(TM)t anticipate the problem of the suit becoming rigid when it ballooned out. The cosmonaut very nearly couldnâ(TM)t get back into his spacecraft as a result.
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Not one has ever died because of a spacesuit
And now this may change
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made in the usa? (Score:2)
made in the usa?
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made in the usa?
Prada is Italian, based in Milan.
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made in the usa?
Prada is Italian, based in Milan.
It can still be made in the USA and at least the NASA guys ar going to look GOOOOOOOD. Pity Elon Musk's the Marsonauts, if his Teslas are being assembled in parking lots the Mars colonist's space suits will probably be assembled in bathrooms and broom closets at the SpaceX facility.
By the year 2040 (Score:5, Funny)
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HIs second words are "Arrrghhh! Air leaking out... can't breath, who TF designed this suuiiiittt....."
Re: By the year 2040 (Score:5, Informative)
This isnâ(TM)t really any different to Apollo - the suits then were in large part made by Playtex. Turns out that if you want really well made bespoke garments, you canâ(TM)t do much better than hiring companies whose entire business is making bespoke garments for the rich and famous.
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Actually, I hope we are sending them up in steampunk suits. That would be cool af.
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Actually, I hope we are sending them up in steampunk suits. That would be cool af.
Oh hell yes!
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This isn't about manufacturing skills, it's about design skills.
The Devil's in the details (Score:2)
That was my first thought as well, and whether they picked a firm known more for form than functionality.
Re: By the year 2040 (Score:2)
I suspect the skill of accurately stitching through multiple layers of very tough material is likely to come in very handy too. While yeh, latex was used in the 60s, materials have moved a long way, and thereâ(TM)s both synthetic materials, and composite materials that can improve on simple latex. There were also significant problems with the original moon suit material. For example, we discovered that lunar regolith really likes to cling to everything. The new suit outer layer needs to integrate c
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Sponsorship in Style (Score:1)
Would like Prada to make Earth environmental suits (Score:2)
I couldn't find out if Prada really has a division making advanced engineered fabrics or not, but if they do I'd like to see them create something we can use on Earth. For example I lately see quite a number of everyday construction workers this summer wearing those puffy cooled jackets, which look ugly and nerdy but I expect are critical with the heat waves we are getting. And skiing always has used advanced materials. It would be neat if they could create items for protection from abrasion, temperature an
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Seriously? (Score:2)
What next, Mattel design the lander?
I'm sure Prada do fine clothes, but what the hell do they know about designing a life support system that doubles as a type of clothing to keep astronauts alive in the most inhospitable enviroment man can currently reach?
The glory years of Nasa really are well behind them, how sad.
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but what the hell do they know about designing a life support system that doubles as a type of clothing to keep astronauts alive in the most inhospitable enviroment man can currently reach?
Yes indeed. What could a company whose main purpose is to deal in a multitude of materials to make clothing know about designing a type of clothing to be worn in a challenging environment. It's not as if expertise in one area could be used in another similar area.
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LOL! :)
Yeah, questions like "how do we do this?". Because obviously the mincers at prada have a ton of experience with making materials that can survive an enviroment like the moon.
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Yeah, I'm not sure why several posts are screeching, says helping right there in the first sentence. Prada won't be the final sign off on a damn thing, and for all I know the collaboration ends at color choice.
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"deal in a multitude of materials to make clothing know about designing a type of clothing to be worn in a challenging environment"
Right, because the catwalk and St Tropez have so much in common with the surface of the moon.
Fucking idiot.
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well, you could read 2 paragraphs of abstract and find out.
or you could also just join the trolling choir. i know, fat chance, the headline is anything but innocent.
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Yeah, why would one ever contract with a company that makes bras and girdles to make a space suit? what do they know about aerospace?
Oh... Wait...
I guess ILC Dover doesn't exist.
I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt; knowing how to integrate multiple different fabrics and textures is a very valuable skill.
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Indeed! (Score:2)
"Axiom said Prada would bring expertise with materials and manufacturing to the project. "
Yes, Prada has decades of experience dealing with vacuum, in the heads of their clientele.
Re: Indeed! Brace for it (Score:2)
They're actually Prada fit.
Oh, please, give us ... (Score:2)
... an effing break, will ya?!?
WTF is effing Prada (??!?) going to add of value to an effing Space Suit??!?
NASA gear is so iconic it's a absolute, total and compete fashion statement all of it's own.
As somebody who is into fashion (nearly went into fashion design as a profession) and into all things NASA and Space this has to be the stupidest thing I've heard in a long time. A very very dumb idea and the exact opposite of anything Avantgarde or interesting fashion statement.
Re:Oh, please, give us ... (Score:4, Interesting)
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During the Apollo program, they wound up awarding the space suit program to a company that primarily made Bras and Girdles. ILC, aka the company that makes "Playtex" won the contract, and produced very high quality suits. Why would a bra maker ever be the right company? Well, as it turns out, building form fitting clothes that are equivolume, close fitting, out of many different materials, is a skill, whether it's to keep a woman's bust under control or keep a pressurized atmosphere in against the harsh vac
Whatever (Score:3)
What matters is whoever sews the thing has a veto on the design so any idiots with "designer" in the job description will get vanity elements shitcanned before they kill anyone. Akin's Laws of Space Craft Design are never obsolete. A bunch apply, but always the last:
"Space is a completely unforgiving environment. If you screw up the engineering, somebody dies (and there's no partial credit because most of the analysis was right)"
IIRC early space suits demanded such precise stitching they went with seamstresses for women's underwear. The decades of offshoring and outsourcing ended that as a solution, Nothing like an economics theorist to destroy a time tested process relied on in matters of life and death.
People running this NASA effort are a joke! (Score:2)
Re: People running this NASA effort are a joke! (Score:2)
It's been a joke for a while.
About 10 years ago they were seriously pushing this "asteroid capture" thing to the point of cading up a spacecraft with a big deployable butterfly net to catch a 10m-class asteroid.
Apparently no one on the program study ever passed high school physics. Because then they would have learned about this thing called "angular momentum" and would have realized that that butterfly net would have snapped into a million little pieces if it grabbed on to a spinning asteroid at least 100
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oh its been a joke for quite a while now, at this point in time its mostly an over glorified makerspace
Sponsorship patches, too? (Score:2)
The astronauts spacesuits could full of patches like NASCAR drivers.
A spacesuit designed by prada and full of patches like NASCAR. That would be funny!
In the near future... (Score:1)
Curious Prior Art (Score:2)
Playtex (Score:3)
Well a bra company, playtex, won the right to make the apollo spacesuits. They had lots of experience working with rubberized materials.
Should have chosen ... (Score:2)
Obligatory Fight Club Quote (Score:2)
When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM Stellar Sphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks.
Space 1999 (Score:2)
No (Score:2)
Prada's expertise is not in materials or fashion. They're materials suck and their products are ugly as fuck. Prada has never pushed fashion, or materials in fashion, forward. They can contribute absolutely nothing.
History of odd contracts (Score:2)