Britain's Groundbreaking Satellite Launch Ends in Failure (reuters.com) 100
Britain's attempt to become the first European nation to launch satellites into space ended in bitter disappointment early on Tuesday when Virgin Orbit said its rocket had suffered an anomaly that prevented it from reaching orbit. From a report: The "horizontal launch" mission had left from the coastal town of Newquay in southwest England, with Virgin's LauncherOne rocket carried under the wing of a modified Boeing 747 called "Cosmic Girl", and later released over the Atlantic Ocean. "We appear to have an anomaly that has prevented us from reaching orbit," the company said. "We are evaluating the information." The failure deals a further blow to European space ambitions after an Italian-built Vega-C rocket mission failed after lift-off from French Guiana in late December.
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Are your brain neurons really connected to one another?
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Saying "brain neurons" is like saying "illiterate
Please try to keep up: https://www.google.com/search?... [google.com]
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You're the one claiming neurons only exist in the brain.
(shrug)
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Dear Genius,
Please see,
https://slashdot.org/comments.... [slashdot.org]
Then BEFORE you apologize for being a troll, kindly go fuck yourself.
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"Neurons only exist in the brain." - gavron 2023
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OMG good on you for getting the year right.
Europe Success List:
#1: Uh this guy said we suck but hey we got the year right when we didn't even quote him! Go Europe!! Number 7 continent. Oh. Not? Well amalgamation? No? Ok, #1 group of irrelevant little things that could be LIKE countries but smaller? Yay!!! Someone queue a Family Guy episode.
Europeans. Like people. Only smaller. And there's a pond. Like an ocean. Only smaller. And almost relevant!!!
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Did you have to wipe your chin after posting that?
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> Did you have to wipe your chin...
Is that what the third-world losers do? Here in the rest of the world we don't "wipe our chins."
Go suck on an ox or a goat and have a great Eu-loser day.
Nobody ever got up and said "Ah, I love being a YOU-ROPE-IAN Jerk." Except you.
Seriously, it's not a continent. It's not a bunch of countries working together. It's just a taco salad off inconvenience.
Have a great YOU-ROPE-IAN day, which means really "K THX BYE."
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That's a "yes".
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1. Neurons only exist in the brain.
er ... nope.
Saying "brain neurons" is like saying "illiterate
well ...
are you really trying to troll or just wanting to make a parody of yourself?
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and just how much stuff did spacex 'unexpected forcefully dissassemble'
That's the point. SpaceX's "fail early, fail fast, and learn quickly" strategy is far superior to NASA, Virgin, and Blue Origin's zero defect policies.
If you don't push the performance envelope to failure, you don't know how close to the edge you are.
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and just how much stuff did spacex 'unexpected forcefully dissassemble' to reach this point septic ? You know that chant of USA, USA #1 - well you are going to have to learn to count in A Chinese because soon it will be #2.
Actually love that rare bit of EU self-awareness - like deeply inside you losers know you're not even in the contest for #1, and instead the very best you can do with your Euroloser hate of USA is to root for Chinks :DDDDDD
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you had to steal our tech first to get there muppet.
I'd say fixing your nazi and commie problems is more than a fair prize for von Braun. Or whatever it is you're alluding to. And even if not - what'cha gonna do about it, loser? :DDDDD
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Yes, Europe, you CAN also bake cookies just like mum and dad. Hopefully they don't fall apart.
Actually Europe has developed a quite effective way of making money from tech. Let others do the risky pioneering, then fine them millions and millions for violating one of Brussels' obscure social-correctness rules, like gathering marketing info on what their customers want or having your search engine violate some terrorist's "right to be forgotten."
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OMG Right?!!!?
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didn't you hear? us' lapdog isn't europe anymore ...
It's a plane... (Score:2)
It's a plane, pilots call their planes (like captains would call their ships) "she". So "Cosmic Girl" seems like quite a fitting name for a 747 that launches rockets to space? And the plane did its job from what I read, unless the rocket was also called something you object to as well...
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It was not a reference to the name of the ship, which I agree is fitting, but to the presenters messages of hate.
We should not have to see racists displaying "White Power" messages, and we should not have to see feminazis displaying "Girl Power" messages.
WHITE GIRL POWER, BITCH!
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It's a plane, pilots call their planes (like captains would call their ships) "she". So "Cosmic Girl" seems like quite a fitting name for a 747 that launches rockets to space?
And it's better than calling it something like "Enola Gay "
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And it's better than calling it something like "Enola Gay "
Several years ago a history textbook was published that said that aircraft was named the "Enola Homosexual".
Really.
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What a queer typo that was.
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Why do you keep spamming threads with this shit?
Uuh? UK, Italy, France all launched in the 60ies? (Score:2)
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Seems strange that countries that can launch ICBMs can't seem launch their own satellites without US or some other nation doing it for them.
Not the same ball game at all IMHO, satellite missions need order of magnitude more precision than ICBMs although the technology used to launch satellites can be re-used to launch more precisely targeted ICBMs.
A country can be known to have ICBMs just by launching some that land in the sea near Japan. That's exactly what causes the more worries because even if they didn't mean to, they may very well hit mainland due to their incompetence!
Re:Uuh? UK, Italy, France all launched in the 60ie (Score:4, Informative)
Oh also, due to the direction the Earth rotates, rockets get a boost if they launch towards East. It's feasible to do otherwise but very seldom done, in most cases done for polar orbits. France, UK, Israel. etc... are hesitant to launch towards East from their own countries because a crashing rocket would then crash over land being more probably inhabited. Launching towards West is almost never done because it would be much more expensive.
USA can easily launch toward East from Florida and the rocket (like Challenger space shuttle did ) just simply crash in the Atlantic Ocean.
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The UK is the only country ever to develop independent launch capability, and then abandon it. We launched exactly one thing to orbit, once.
Our ICBMs are all US ones. We buy the Trident system.
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U.K launched from Australia. France, from South America. Don't know where Italy did their launches from.
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Italy used to launch from the Broglio Space Center, a converted oil platform off the coast of Kenya.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
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What's unclear to me is whether Russia's Dombarovsky launch facility is in Europe or Asia. If it's in Europe, then this becomes more of a political claim rather than a geographic one.
As far as I can tell from Google Maps, Russia's Dombarovsky facility (the air base, at least) is just a smidgen to the east of the Ural mountains ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org] ), although it's also significantly further south. So I'd lean towards "Dombarovsky launch facility is in Asia".
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The launch sites were never in Europe.
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The journalist meant "first launch into orbit from western Europe". This is how the first paragraph is worded in a paper he published few hours later https://www.reuters.com/world/... [reuters.com]
As usual this is incompetence not malice (i.e. it's a mistake, not a lie). We already could understand from the original article that the journalist did not intend to hide launches from other European nations, as he mentioned Ariane 6, Vega, and Soyuz.
Re: Uuh? UK, Italy, France all launched in the 60i (Score:2)
Or, you know... Russia.
This was never a "British"/"European" launch (Score:4, Insightful)
Maybe you can argue the financing was via UK Space Agency and the Virgin SPAC (on an American stock exchange, NASDAQ), but this was about as British as Freedom Fries.
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Nothing is ever one country's then, since the technologies and people building/designing it are from all around the world. That's also why nationalism is stupid, but whatever.
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Wernher von Braun right back at ya.
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Re:This was never a "British"/"European" launch (Score:4, Informative)
Agreed, but yesterday before the launch the story of the upcoming launch was all over the BBC talking about a great British success and the dawn of a new age for the UK space industry, how important the satellites being launched were, blah, blah... Strangely it's all gone a bit quiet now.
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what would have been the first launch into orbit from western Europe
https://www.reuters.com/world/... [reuters.com]
Having the ability to launch things into space from one's own country seems like a good national security policy. The UK may not always be able to rely upon those nice chaps from countries like the USA to launch their space hardware.
With regards to your "Brexshit" comment, which EU country has launched into space from within their own borders?
Re: This was never a "British"/"European" launch (Score:1)
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The idea is that it offers a more convenient launch platform for the UK and UK companies -- they don't need to travel to the US or NZ to launch their stuff.
Mission accomplished. (Score:5, Funny)
It was in fact groundbreaking, falling from that height.
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It was in fact groundbreaking, falling from that height.
Record for highest attempt at orbit?
Never thought I would hear of a dubious honor that outdoes Crash Davis. Wow.
European Space Ambitions (Score:3)
I guess I was imagining it when NASA's James Webb Space Telescope launched from French Guiana aboard an Ariane 5? A launch that went so perfectly that Webb's expected active lifetime doubled?
Too bad about this launch, and I certainly don't know much about Britain's space industry; but let's not pretend the Europeans are just getting started at doing this.
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Apparently neither is Russia.
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Sadly, that doesn't stop Putin from trying to steal ever more lives and land...
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If we're discussing people being ignorant, Britain (as mentioned in the article) is not the same thing as England.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
Also, Europe has 44 countries according to the UN. When did "England" leave the continent of Europe? What continent is "England" part of now?
https://www.worldometers.info/... [worldometers.info]
Apart from that, great joke.
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I must have been imagining that the whole US space program was based on a diligent work of German rocket scientists (e.g. Wernher von Braun, Arthur Rudolph, ...).
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There's lot of German film of "glorious" V2 rocket failures during tests and production launches. The guy with the short mustache inadvertently funded R&D for the coming space age.
Sad about his (Score:2)
I really want to see all space launches succeed, so something like this I just really feel for all the people trying to make it work.
SpaceX needs real competition so I want to see Virgin Galactic improve and become a real force.
I'm not sure they have the same focus and drive SpaceX does though.
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I'm not sure they have the same focus and drive SpaceX does though.
I'm not sure they have the engineering talent that SpaceX has.
In fact, I'm pretty sure they don't have it. At least, not yet.
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Weasel word... (Score:3)
It used to be, back in the old days, that when a satellite launch failed it was said to have... failed.
Nowadays it suffers "an anomaly". Nuffin to do wiv me, squire.
Maybe earth orbit is plagued by those vicious, spiteful anomalies, which hang around up there waiting for innocent satellites to harm.
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The front fell off (Score:4, Funny)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
Sounds like a particularly large gravity wave hit it..
Ummm Actually... (Score:1)
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Huh? (Score:2)
"Britain's attempt to become the first European nation to launch satellites into space "
Russia (a European nation) was the first country ever to launch a satellite. I believe France also launched satellites into space.
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I think the correct claim is that it was intended to be the first launch of a satellite from Europe into orbit. The USSR did most (all?) of its launches from the Kazakh SSR and Russia continues to have arrangements with Kazakhstan for launches; the ESA launches are technically from French soil but in South America. I included from orbit because I'm sure that cubesats have been sent into space, for at least some definitions thereof, from Europe with weather balloons.
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France has indeed launched into space - but NOT from the French mainland.
Russia has also launched into space, and if my geography serves, also not from the European continent bit of Russia.
So yes, Europeans have been into space - a lot of it, actually. Just never from anywhere in Europe.
Actually, their main cosmodrome is Baikonur in Asia, but they also have one in Plesetsk, and used to have one in Kapustin Yar, both in continental Europe. Both have launched stuff into orbit.
The first European nation to launch satellites... (Score:4, Insightful)
Indeed (Score:2)
Branson lost a peen size contest? (Score:2)
Launch ended in failure... for now! (Score:1)
It may have been a failure, this time, but they have a lot of new data on what happened. Soon they'll know why and progress will move forward. I hope they try again. Data gathering, new methods, and discovery are never complete failures.
Really not that difficult (Score:2)
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Why? Because engineers were more inventive, smarter, and harder-working than today.
If It Had Exploded On The Pad... (Score:2)
Then it would have been ground-breaking!
Sending the wrong message? (Score:2)
If your new satellite launcher is "groundbreaking" .... I think you might have it pointed in the wrong direction. Just saying.