Douglas Adams was Right. Science Journal Proves 42 Is the Address of the Universe 98
A Slashdot reader writes: First published in Jan. '21, a new publication entitled Measurement Quantization affirms the #42 is the address of our universe (Appx. AC), a distinguishing feature of our construct that ultimately answers the question to life, the universe and everything – from a physicist's point-of-view. Importantly, the International Journal of Geometric Methods in Modern Physics – is a top-tier journal indexed to NASA's Astronomical Data System (ADS), the after peer review version of arXiv.org.
With just over 500 equations, the paper resolves a comprehensive physical description of dark energy, dark matter, discrete gravity, and unification. Resolving over 30 outstanding problems in modern physics, the paper derives the physical constants from first principles, demonstrates the physical significance of Planck's units, resolves discrete versions of SR and GR, derives the equivalence principle, presents a parameter free description of early universe events, discovers a new form of length contraction not related to Einstein's relativity and identifies the discrete state of our universe – 42. Forty-two is what defines our universe from any other version of a universe. It also determines the rate of expansion and the ground state orbital of an atom, thus reducing the number of stable universes as we understand them to just a few.
So, while Douglas Adams may have just been randomly picking numbers when writing Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, perhaps we also live in a universe that likes to humor itself.
With just over 500 equations, the paper resolves a comprehensive physical description of dark energy, dark matter, discrete gravity, and unification. Resolving over 30 outstanding problems in modern physics, the paper derives the physical constants from first principles, demonstrates the physical significance of Planck's units, resolves discrete versions of SR and GR, derives the equivalence principle, presents a parameter free description of early universe events, discovers a new form of length contraction not related to Einstein's relativity and identifies the discrete state of our universe – 42. Forty-two is what defines our universe from any other version of a universe. It also determines the rate of expansion and the ground state orbital of an atom, thus reducing the number of stable universes as we understand them to just a few.
So, while Douglas Adams may have just been randomly picking numbers when writing Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, perhaps we also live in a universe that likes to humor itself.
Ob HHGTTG Quote (Score:5, Funny)
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened."
Dupe from January 2021 (Score:5, Informative)
This article Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy: New Research Says #42 Really Is Our Number [slashdot.org] is also posted by Informativity [slashdot.org], so you can pretty much take the best comments from there and repost them.
In particular, the second post down [slashdot.org] says:
The submission, acceptance and publication dates for the linked article indicate a lack of meaningful review. The content is gibberish. The author is associated with something calling itself the "Informativity Institute", and the Slashdot submitter is called Informativity. This smells like a crank from top to bottom.
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The content is gibberish. The author is associated with something calling itself the "Informativity Institute", and the Slashdot submitter is called Informativity. This smells like a crank from top to bottom.
I spent the best part of several hours trying to make sense of the 'paper' the last time it was posted. In the end I concluded that it was either complete bollocks, or I was just too stupid to understand what it was on about.
This time, not being appreciably smarter, I'll save myself the effort...
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The claim "resolving over 30 outstanding problems in modern physics" wasn't already enough of a red flag?
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the answer was 1-30...
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I think /. has gotten pranked with extreme jargon. And there is no excuse as multiple posts have been dedicated to pranking scientific articles
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened."
Now there's a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel's at!
Simulation (Score:3)
Adams was really a program which inadvertently accessed an already addressed memory space and got the answer that way. He said he picked the number at random, but the reality is he saw behind the curtain but didn't realize what he saw.
It's the only explanation and clearly shows we live in a simulation.
There's another explanation (Score:5, Insightful)
I felt clever coming up with this but Google said others beat me to it.
The white mice just had a mild hearing impairment and didn't realize that Deep Thought had quite sensibly told them that the ultimate answer to life was "fortitude".
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it's late, I'm tired, and may have had a couple of drinks, and as I read your reply, I kept pausing mid-way through, thinking "Donald Trump said what?!?" ... apparently I can't read tonight and all DT's read the same at first glance.
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the reality is he saw behind the curtain but didn't realize what he saw.
Alternatively, reality used Adams for comedic self expression.
Alright science pack it up (Score:5, Funny)
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It's one less thing to worry about.
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It's going to save a lot of time: "how much does that cost?" 42!
Wow! Must be inflation. I thought the answer to all questions about money was "Tree Fiddy".
https://youtu.be/MN5AwvxTRig [youtu.be]
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>In short, you can't be a pure physicist to solve this problem.
To solve a problem... *in physics*. Wow. Yeah, no need to read whatever it is you are pushing with that kind of support behind it.
Re: figures (Score:2)
Science is solved, and we still won't fix global warming.
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Self fulfilling prophecy? (Score:5, Interesting)
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Humor is dead here.
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It was a radio series. Everything else came after.
Adams was NOT just picking random numbers (Score:2)
He specifically chose 42 because it's what "you get when you multiply six by nine."
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Obviously he was working in base 13, ergo proving that he really was an alien, that just had the extra fingers removed to blend in with humans.
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Sigh. I thought we saved these stories for April 1.
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Nah, the internet is a giant The Onion now.
Re: Why not horoscopes, too?! (Score:1)
I'm starting to feel like The Onion was just a newspaper from 20 years in the future....
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Relax. It was a joke....
The word you're looking for is "troll".
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Sounds like it worked. People got trolled.
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Resolves everything? (Score:2)
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Indeed, I had to check the date because I was sure it's not April 1.
Just a late post?
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Considering the article is in one of those "pay us a bunch of money and we'll totally publish your article with the utmost upstanding standards, honest" journals, I suspect it's a non-April fools joke on a shitty journal. Or perhaps it's an Internet crackpot with a couple thousand bucks to burn.
Typical Slashdot (Score:2)
I love how the link to International Journal of Geometric Methods in Modern Physics apparently goes to https://science.slashdot.org/action/cookieAbsent [slashdot.org]
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It's a joke. Relax. It's ok.
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It's a joke. Relax. It's ok.
A joke posted by assholes, but, yes, a joke.
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Douglas Adams clearly didn't realize what he knew. (Score:4, Insightful)
What really gets me, is that an author choosing a number based on arbitrary qualities to make a funny joke, just happening to choose the answer that turns out to be correct and meaningful, is something that would absolutely fit snugly into the world that Douglas Adams was writing about.
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What could this person possibly have done to warrant comment removal and account deletion? They can only put words here. What thoughts are so vile and prohibited that I am not even permitted to see them even while browsing at -1?
I would have gone with 1/137 actually (Score:3)
Or 1/137.035999084 [bigthink.com] to be more precise; it's cool because it's a naked number so it doesn't matter if your metric, imperial or what ever some space aliens use, the number is the same. Any culture with sufficiently advanced physics knows the number and probably thinks "Well that's sure is weird".
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That's not a real scientific journal. (Score:5, Informative)
I peer review for multiple well known physics journals. Any decent physicist would know that "World Scientific" is a terrible publisher and none of their journals are "top tier."
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The author of this paper has published just a few papers. All the ones I saw were in low quality journals. The author has posted a massive number of preprints, possibly in an effort to make their work appear popular using hundreds of self-citations.
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you guys must be fun at parties ...
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Shitting up the scientific record is not fun, party or not. Shitting up the scientific record by giving thousands of dollars to scammers who operate by shitting up the scientific record is even less fun.
Do like the classic crazies do and put up a weirdly formatted web page advertising your time cube electric universe hot grits theory, post it on Slashdot, and then we'll all have fun making fun of it.
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It's a little fun. The only reason it's not a lot of fun is because it wasn't clever enough.
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It is a joke. Humor. Sigh....
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The story-submitter, who I suspect is also the paper's author, doesn't appear to be laughing. See the posts below in this thread.
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Re:Sad for you - your post is incorrect (Score:4)
Biased much? You appear to be closely connected to the paper's author, or perhaps you are in fact the author. After all, your username matches the name of the institute that has the author as a co-founder. [informativity.org]
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A word of advice: Stop giving your money to publishers.
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LOL. Thanks for protecting me from the crazy ideas Slashdot. Oy vey.
Impact Factor (Score:4)
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That's not quite fair. We have LOTS of clues about dark energy and dark matter. Nobody's been able to resolve them into anything defensible, but there's plenty for the basis of lots of theories.
You Can't Describe What You Do Not Know (Score:3)
That's not quite fair. We have LOTS of clues about dark energy and dark matter.
Sorry, but that's entirely wrong. The only things we think we know about Dark Matter is that it has a gravitational field and does not interact with EM waves. That's literally it. We have no clue whether it interacts through the weak force or the Higgs, whether it is light, low mass particles or high mass particles. Is it axions, WIMPs, a hidden dark sector or something else entirely? Indeed, it might not even be subatomic particles at all but actually Black Holes. Dark Energy is even more mysterious.
Ye
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You can say that, and at a gross level you'll be correct. But there's also things like "these two galaxies collided, and the dark matter kept going". (Well, maybe. That's one interpretation of the evidence.) There's evidence against the hot-light dark matter theories. There's lots of different pieces of evidence, and every theory needs to fit against all of them, even if only by explaining why they aren't significant.
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But there's also things like "these two galaxies collided, and the dark matter kept going"
Yes, the Bullet cluster - it was actually two galactic clusters. However, all that tells you is that the cross-section for DM-DM collisions is much less than for ordinary matter collisions it does not give you any information about what that interaction is. Hot dark matter is largely ruled out by the cosmic microwave background but you can still have cold light dark matter - light dark matter is not automatically hot because it depends on the production mechanism in the early universe which itself depends
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Yeah this sets off alarm bells. I used to moderate Quoras Physics space, and believe me that cursed website has an entire army of "I disproved einstein and wrote a website about it guys". One guy had some "Hypergeometric theory" that solved all physics, another guy just ranted endlessly about how gravity is "superfluid dark matter", one dude , well I'm not sure what his deal was but he was obsessed with einsteins IQ, oh and there was the guy who posited that heaven and the power of jesus is what provided th
but the question is what is 6 * 9 (Score:2)
The answer 42 only works in base 13
So Douglas Adams' 42 is not the same as our 42
And God has 13 fingers
41 (Score:3)
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Just do the math in reverse. If 6x9=42 then divide out then from both sides and 9=7.
This makes sense in any base. You don't need to do some whacky base 13 thing.
You know how we know it's true? Easy. Because when we multiply both sides by 6 as per the Earth Computer and Deep Thought, we get 42. 6x9=42.
It all makes sense. No funky math required.
Correction -- need a rewrite (Score:5, Informative)
It has been decades since I read the book but if memory serves the answer to the universe is 42. Not the address.
And, of course, the question remains unknown.
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You need to catch up on a few more books.
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And, of course, the question remains unknown.
I seem to recall that the question is "what is 6 times 9?"
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I thought thgttg series made it clear that the question was "what is 6 multiplied by 9?"
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It has been decades since I read the book but if memory serves the answer to the universe is 42. Not the address.
And, of course, the question remains unknown.
Yep, you are correct, it is the answer. If it turned out to also be the address (whatever that means) that would be a fun coincidence, but probably not much more than that. Similarly, apparently 42 was chosen as in ASCII that would be the * character, aka a wildcard, aka the answer to life the universe and everything is whatever you want it to be. I'm not sure if Douglas Adams truly intended that or if it's just another nice coincidence, but overall what could be more Douglas Adams-esque than a large series
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I thought 42 was THE ANSWER for the unirverse. When did it become THE ADDRESS of the universe?
The "address" wording is a little misleading. See, the universe is written in LISP, and (CAR UNIVERSE) => 42.
CAR is "Contents (of the) Address Register" in the original implementation of LISP (due to the ISA of that computer).
The question is: what's in the CDR of the universe. The assumption is that the Contents of the Data Register is NIL. But perhaps we don't understand Time and Multi-Universes.
The universe as you perceive it actually began in 1965. Note that the IBM 704 had 15 bits of CAR. This is n
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Adams didn't pick 42 at random. It is ASCII. (Score:5, Interesting)
42 (decimal) is the ASCII code for the character '*'.
As anyone in this website probably knows, '*' is one of the most commonly used wildcards representing any character or string.
So, of course, the answer to anything is always *, because * can mean anything as well.
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Not exactly. (Score:1)
Base-13 (Score:2)
Isn't the question "what you get when you multiply nine by six"?
Which is 42 (base13)?
Of course, Douglas Adams did say no one makes jokes in base-13, but who knows...
Let me guess... (Score:2)
That there are an infinite number of possible universes between universe 42 and universe 43?
Not random at all (Score:1)
address != answer (Score:2)