The Second Coming of Ultrasound (wired.com) 61
Ultrasound, which works on the principle of piezoelectricity, is finding a second lease of life in medicine, Wired outlines. Applying voltage to a piezoelectric crystal makes it vibrate, sending out a sound wave. When the echo that bounces back is converted into electrical signals, you get an image of, say, a fetus, or a submarine. But in the last few years, the lo-fi tech has reinvented itself in some weird new ways. From a report: Researchers are fitting people's heads with ultrasound-emitting helmets to treat tremors and Alzheimer's. They're using it to remotely activate cancer-fighting immune cells. Startups are designing swallowable capsules and ultrasonically vibrating enemas to shoot drugs into the bloodstream. One company is even using the shockwaves to heal wounds -- stuff Curie never could have even imagined. So how did this 100-year-old technology learn some new tricks? With the help of modern-day medical imaging, and lots and lots of bubbles.
Here's 3 words that don't belong together... (Score:5, Funny)
[shudder]
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Prostate fun! Feeling kinky?
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Sounds like a party to me.
Eat some mushrooms and put some early Hawkwind on the headphones. Man, that's living.
https://youtu.be/IfniG-AdSC4 [youtu.be]
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...ultrasonically vibrating enemas...
I see a company like Lovense [lovense.com] exploiting this.
It Was Gone? (Score:3)
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They are looking at having active medical dressing to heal wounds. If you have something like an arterial blister (which is when the actual arteries in the skin disintegrate due to infection and cause the rest of the skin tissue to die), then the only treatment is a synthetic blister, or a waterproof bandage with a porous non-stick layer, hydrogel interior and waterproof exterior to draw out the infection and absorb exudate. This takes months as the wound can only close as the edges shrink and requires the
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Ultrasound also speeds up the healing process for broken bones dramatically.
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a) They would get rich quick
and
b) they would save us from this kind of drivel
No, wait ...
I, personally, have applied for a patent on "piezoelectric powered ultracrap". The most obvious application would appear to be giving submarines enemas, but we are working hard to find other uses, possibly even legitimate ones.
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The most obvious application would appear to be giving submarines enemas, but we are working hard to find other uses, possibly even legitimate ones.
Have you considered replacing the submarines with Japanese prostitutes and the ultrasound with electric eels?
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Medical ultrasound is alive and well. I worked for two of those companies. These are the highest tech companies I've worked at in many ways. I didn't like the "lo-fi" insult here, the imaging is very good these days.
Oh, MRI machines are lots smaller now too. You don't even have go to into a claustrophobic tube either, they have "open MRI" machines.
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You don't even have go to into a claustrophobic tube either,
I don't get this. I had an MRI on my head once. They asked me if I wanted Valium to calm myself down during the procedure (No). And gave me a button to push if I felt panic coming on. I dozed off* and they had to wake me when it was over.
*Something about my training to take advantage of a comfy foxhole between firefights.
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It's not the small tube that get's some people, it's the click-wirrrrrrrr-click, snap, click,click,click while in the small tube. Didn't bother me either, I ended up nicely dozing off during my head MRI. It is very distressing on a lot of kids though, so some of the first places to get those open MRI machines were sick-kids hospitals.
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It is very distressing on a lot of kids though,
Evidently, these aren't the same kids that think it's a blast to crawl into a garbage can and roll down a hill.
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Ultrasound is the size of handheld gaming systems now. But MRI used to take up large chunks of a room, and i know some in the 80s had to be installed by opening up a hole in the side of a hospital. Today they're relatively small and you can fit several in a room.
Ie, http://image.made-in-china.com... [made-in-china.com]
Ultrasound doesn't need large components outside of the transducer, so it's easy to make it compact. MRI has components are are very difficult to shrink, and the bed is an integrated component as well. Both i
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That said, ultrasound is absolutely astonishingly good. A modern portable Sonosite will produce images that a cart-sized machine couldn't have made fifteen years ago.
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Very definitely not gone. A few years ago I developed sudden and alarming symptoms in my R eye vision. I drove myself to the nearest ER. The ER physician did a careful exam with an ophthalmoscope, then with a specialized small ultrasound unit.
The ultrasound quickly eliminated the possibility of a detached retina, and allowed confident diagnosis that no condition required emergency treatment. The cost was maybe $300.
A subsequent office visit to an ophthalmologist confirmed that this was a posterior
Royal Rife (Score:1)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
That is all.
Healing crystals! (Score:2)
Dude! I totally knew those healing crystals I bought were legit!
A fetus or a submarine? (Score:5, Funny)
"When the echo that bounces back is converted into electrical signals, you get an image of, say, a fetus, or a submarine." ...which makes pre-natal checkups very, very exciting.
"Congratulations Mrs Doe! It's an Ohio-class!"
Re:A fetus or a submarine? (Score:4, Funny)
that would definitely require a sea section.
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Vibrating enemas? (Score:4, Funny)
Ok, this may be awesome...
!Gravis Ultrasound (Score:5, Funny)
I was really looking forward to an updated GUS :(
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Beat me to it.
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Seconded. That's the first thing I thought also. I still have my upgraded GUS (with 256kilobytes) in my original first 486 PC.
I really need to put in a new power supply in that thing (to prevent smoke) and fire that puppy up for some nostalgia.
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That said, my dad has a bone to pick with you. First, the GUS wasn't compatible with OS/2, so he came home one day to find MSDOS instead. Second, since it was pre-internet (at least pre-me having it), I lived in New York, you guys were in Vancouver, and software updates/patches from the Gravis BBS were often needed, our phone bill was insane.
Still, best music around without studio grade hardware. I don't think dad appreciated that. He had
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Now that's cool. Loved that card. Also loved that it had native MOD (and other tracker type formats) support.
You're really, really, are making me want to get that old PC out!
-Miser
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I also thought this was about the Gravis soundcard.
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Congratulations are in order (Score:2)
you get an image of, say, a fetus, or a submarine.
Congratulations, Mrs. Johnson, you're going to be the proud mother of a Sea Wolf.
Editing. (Score:2)
Ultrasound, which works on the principle of piezoelectricity, is finding a second lease of life in medicine, Wired outlines.
Was looking forward to reading how wired outlines were going to be used in medicine. And ... the phrase is "lease on life."
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When a corpse bloats, can we say it has risen?
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It's Wired, what do you expect? I'm surprised the imbecile didn't "correct" it to pizzaelectricity or piecesofelectricity.