DNA Analysis Finds That Yetis Are Actually Bears (popsci.com) 121
schwit1 shares a report from Popular Science: University of Buffalo biologist Charlotte Lindqvist and her international team in Pakistan and Singapore provided the first strong evidence that presumed yetis are actually bears. They published their results in the Proceedings of the Royal Society B on Tuesday. Icon Film secured nine samples that purported to be genuine yeti artifacts, and Lindqvist gathered 15 samples from known bear populations. By sequencing mitochondria from all these sources, she and her fellow researchers were able to determine that all but one of the yeti artifacts actually came from local bears. That last sample was from a dog. They also figured out that Himalayan brown bears split off from the rest of the regional bear population several thousand years ago, which is why they're so genetically distinct from most other brown bears. Living in geographic isolation for so long has separated them from other Asian brown bears, and even from their relatives on the nearby Tibetan plateau. They even look different. But prior to Lindqvist's work, it wasn't clear just how long Himalayan bears had been on their own. Researchers will need higher-quality samples to figure out the whole picture, but even this small step is major for a species that's hardly been studied.
Thanks, science... (Score:5, Informative)
No, bears are actually bears. Yetis are bullshit.
Thanks, DNA!
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That link doesn't say what you think it does. It explain that one group of supposed Sasquatch sightings were actually of a bear walking upright. That doesn't mean it can be extrapolated to explain all Sasquatch sightings.
The article includes a statement from Matt Moneymaker, who I'm familiar with because he's part of the cast of Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot. I don't think he always examines the evidence critically enough, but I think he's intellectually honest. The cast threatened to quit after the first
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If you and millions of others had looked for tornadoes and never produced real evidence only anecdotal sightings for generations, then I think you're pretty safe in asserting there is no reason to assume tornadoes exist.
Contrary to popular belief absence of evidence is evidence of absence, just not proof of absence.
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No, sightings of Bigfoot are sightings of extremely unkempt hikers or, occasionally, particularly facetious park rangers.
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Sightings of bigfoot are also probably sightings of bears walking upright [washingtonpost.com].
I disagree.
Sightings of bears are really yetis walking on all four.
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The post you are replying to is neither "firefox advocacy" nor "abuse directed towards people calling her out for being a Mozilla employee", so it's an ironic place to hang the claim that "This describes 100% of her contributions to ./[sic]".
There was no possible justification for this post, which means that you are either stalking or harassing this poster on a purely personal basis. Please stop.
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Hi, I'm Bruce Perens, the well known Open Source evangelist and a SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR!!! I'd like to know just where I fit in your conspiracy theories. Tootles!
Bruce
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Get a fucking life.
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No, bears are actually bears. Yetis are bullshit.
Thanks, DNA!
What if they choose to identify as Yeti's DNA be damned? Or is such foolishness only for Homo Sapiens?
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What if "yeti" is defined as "another name for the Himalayan Brown Bear", would everyone be happy then?
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Isnâ(TM)t that the premise of furries?
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Are there people identifying as non people?
I believe "otherkin" are a thing, yes.
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Only a totally basic shitlord would think that in 2016+1 it is still okay to deny a trans-yeti ursine entity the right to self determination.
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of course they found bear DNA, yeti is manbearpig. another shill for science leading young people astray with half-truths....or is that one-third truths?
Alternative Explanation (Score:1)
Yeti's wear bear skin clothing. It gets cold up there!
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Incorrect. Yetis are very reclusive, but also technologically very advanced. The labs in Yeti City have managed to re-engineer Yeti skin so its DNA is indistinguishable from bear skin - it’s how they’ve been able to avoid most contact with the humans they fear and despise.
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Hey thanks for that!
I never thought about sock, shoe, sock, shoe. I will try it tomorrow to see if it makes any difference.
Thanks!
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If that doesn't work, try shoe, sock, shoe, sock.
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Already done and tested, you need shoes or socks with a hole at the tip.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
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Don't forget, there's a huge rivalry between bigfoot and yetis, mostly having to do with hair color
Time for affirmative action to prop up Bigfoot?
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Oh that's not it at all. Think of Earth as a national recreational park for the galactic quadrant. Aliens visit here just to walk their pets, aka Bigfoot. ...soo... maybe Earth is their sewer too.
Also, Nessie was flushed down a wormhole toilet when she got too big and wound up in Loch Ness.
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That would explain a lot.
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Yetis are very reclusive, but also technologically very advanced. The labs in Yeti City have managed to re-engineer Yeti skin so its DNA is indistinguishable from bear skin
So you're saying they're ... smarter than the average bear?
Another alternative, because they didn't prove (Score:2)
The DNA match didn't prove yetis are actually bears. Maybe the bears are actually yetis!
* Of course they are bears.
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Why are you surprised that there are things that are called yetis? This is just a comment about what the evidence shows those things appear to be. Don't be hypnotized by a name, or what fools say about the thing bearing the name.
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Go back to twitter.
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or congress
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Or Slashdot.
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I didn't realize Democrats lived in trailer parks. Good to know.
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They don't. A certain level of in-breeding is required to live in them. Only conservatives, some quite well off, meet the necessary standards.
https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/trump-ivanka-creepy-family-pics-petition/
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Oh look, more anti-white racism.
You're so chic.
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Only white people live in trailer parks? Aren't you a nice little racist!
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But conservatives always tell me poverty is a choice. So these people have chosen their circumstances. I don't understand why you are pretending to be outraged.
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Not agreeing with them, little one, just offering an amusing observation in terms a conservative's limited intellect and reptilian emotions might be able to grasp.
If a decent, hard-working liberal like me can't lower himself into the slimy, odoriferous intellectual pit inhabited by the far right once in a while, how can we ever expect to understand them? Obviously they can't climb out, so I must be the one to descend to the place where conservatives are comfortable, no matter how noisome and appalling it m
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You are the leftist version of Donald Trump. Incredibly smug and condescending, supercilious, clinically suffering from late-stage Dunning-Kruger disease.
You should stop talking and listen, go volunteer at Hospice or Habitat for Humanity to get some face-to-face time with Americans who are hurting and put some skin in the game. Stop dehumanizing people with slurs like 'reptilian', that's against your own standards. But it's OK when you do it, amirite?
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I'm so very sorry you believe I'm condescending to you. Condescension, at least in dictionaries civilized people use, usually implies disdain. I feel only pity for conservatives, mixed with sorrow and perhaps even a little horror. But not disdain. Could it be that your own prejudices are getting in the way of understanding how important it is to reach down to them?
Also, the tone of your comments indicates you have issues with rage, perhaps driven by feelings of inadequacy. This is not a healthy way to
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I hope your angry buddy is foolish enough to respond to this. I'm laughing so hard I've truly got tears in my eyes.
This is gold!
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"Subhumans...where have I heard that phrase before, Adolf?"
At your last Aryan Nations dinner-dance?
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Game. Set. Match.
If I'd known I could call in air support, I'd have shortened up my responses to that jackass.
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You are literally calling poor people subhuman. Do you or do you not see the clear analogy between what you believe and what the Nazis believed? They also called people they didn't like subhuman.
This is called psychological projection, when a person projects her own unacceptable thoughts onto others.
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Your fake concern is amusing...almost as amusing as your attempt to re-cast alt right archetypes as something out of Grapes of Wrath. Your behaviour elsewhere here is a much better guide to "the real you".
Thanks for playing, though. You have yourself a lovely day.
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I was going to respond. Somebody beat me to it, and I'm laughing too hard to come up with anything better.
"What he said.
Enjoy your day. Relax. Make sure you take any required medications. Thank you for your time.
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It's like this: the starting points are different, because the US is a profoundly racist society (as those of us outside it see quite clearly, though apparently people living there don't). Black people often start off with two strikes against them. White people, on the other hand, don't.
So when somebody takes a shot at archetypal trailer park denizens, they're insulting people who worked hard to attain a level of ignorance and poverty that people of colour have thrust upon them. The social degeneracy is
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For you it's even easier: look in a mirror.
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I bet you say that to all your boyfriends. (snicker)
Balderdash (Score:4, Funny)
On your mark, get set, go: who gets to the treasure first?
There's no such thing as Nessie, there's no such thing as the Yeti, and there's no such thing as an honorable Presidential candidate... Winner Pirate.
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Way to butcher that joke.
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A butcher, Yeti, an honorable candidate for the Presidency, and a pirate are at a four-way crossing of the roads...
That's how you butcher a joke.
A butcher, a butcher, a butcher and a butcher are at a four-way crossing of the roads.
That's how you butcher a joke.
Follow the money (Score:4, Funny)
This research was done by bear scientists. Of course they will issue results that will increase their funding. Libturds will probably believe it though. The scientists didn't even take into account that Yetis could have cross-bred with bears, or that DNA can change when frozen in the ICE.
What if... (Score:2)
"Yeti" is the word for bear in the local language.
Maybe (Score:2)
Yetis are mutated bears, like the yao guai, which are totally real because I killed a mess of them in the Boston area.
I like a world without mysteries (Score:3)
Re:I like a world without mysteries (Score:5, Interesting)
I like how science is gradually eliminating mysteries. I mean that.
You probably don't want to start reading about quantum mechanics them. Its more mysterious than anything in religion or legend.
The difference is that the batshit crazy predictions turn out to be both testable and true.
Re: I like a world without mysteries (Score:1)
I wouldn't dismiss Sasquatches as batshit crazy. I certainly wouldn't put it on the level of the paranormal, for example.
The evidence can certainly be tested and examined, which is exactly why the supposed Yeti remains can be shown to be from other animals. I also view the search for extraterrestrial life in the same manner. There is no conclusive evidence, and the unexplained evidence is open to interpretation. Most of the supposed evidence has alternative explanations that should be viewed as far more pro
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That is the catch here, and why the article title is misleading. They didn't prove that yeti's don't exist, only that the remains/evidence they have is from a bear and not a yeti. Lack of evidence doesn't necessarily equal non-existence. If that were the case, we wouldn't still be finding new species.
I already knew about QMs (Score:2)
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Lovecraft was writing in the early 1900s. There was a lot of racism among famous writers back then (particularly associated with colonialism). We can't blame them for how the world was when they were alive, and we can't fault them for not posthumously changing their views to meet current norms.
We *can* be upset that Orson Scott Card has been vocally against gay marriage in an age when gay marriage is obviously acceptable to most people. If he wants to take a principled, public stand against gay marriage (an
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We can't blame them for how the world was when they were alive, and we can't fault them for not posthumously changing their views to meet current norms.
Yes we most certainly can. Thomas Jefferson. Checkmate, asshole.
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"We can't blame them for how the world was when they were alive, and we can't fault them for not posthumously changing their views to meet current norms."
Thomas Jefferson and the rest of them are villified for doing precisely this. Are you really that dense you couldn't make a logical leap like that? Your statement is invalid, we absolutely do judge historical people by modern standards. HP Lovecraft was a shit racist and I have no idea why he's still popular.
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If you were annoyed by the rudeness of that DNS jerk, read on down the thread a bit. In a back-and-forth exchange, "hyades1" gives him a slap-down for the ages. Turn your sarcasm detector up to "ROFL" and enjoy.
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My pleasure. I thought you provided a civil, well-reasoned response to him, and his answer was to use Jefferson in a comparison so flawed and simplified it qualifies as dishonest...then do a victory lap.
I was happy to participate in a very small way to the spanking he got below, when he tried something similar. And I am happy you got to see it.
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You do realize the paradox in believing that the world is entirely defined by physics and that "fate" (aka determinism) is false? To reconcile your world view, you need to have a mechanism that allows for free will, even if based in randomness. Are QM events truly random? Could they impact the atomic and macro level? Is that your definition of free will? Or are you a dualist? (Which would directly contradict your other stance.)
Otherwise, you need to accept that physics rules all and fate (determinism) is re
Similar to Bigfoot DNA (Score:5, Insightful)
If you ever tune in to the Bigfoot/Sasquatch enthusiast groups you will find that there are tons of sightings, and lots and lots of physical evidence, hair, coprolites, stuff that would be loaded with Bigfoot DNA. It it was real.
Despite the fact that anyone can run a DNA test that identifies species for under $100 today, and that finding a single sample of DNA from an unknown primate would make the person finding it famous forever, not a single specimen claimed to be from a Bigfoot has ever been found to have anything but a known animal (usually human, sometimes bear, or other known mammal) as its source.
Bigger problems (Score:1)
Wait what? (Score:2)
So are you saying that at these locations that people thought that they saw Yetis, there where indigenous bears at the same locations? And no one actually made the obvious connection?
Here is a hint for those people: If you see a big hairy animal at a distance and you know that there are big hairy animals roaming around called bears. It's fair to assume that those are bears.
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Rainhold Messner, a famous german mountain climber already speculated in the early 1990/ that Yeti are likely big bears. ... so it is a bit to simple to accuse them of ignorrance.
However you simplify it to much. Yeti supposedly live in the Himalaya, and the amount of bears there is so low, ordinary people never see one in their life. Probably they often don't know that there are bears living around.
Yeti/bear signtings are super rare, and usually people don't survive it
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Excellent point, but one correction for you: Messner is Tyrolian (Italian). Just a friendly FYI.
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Mitochondria (Score:2)
At first I was afraid of the wave of destruction that might ensue since I read that as "sequencing midi-chlorian".
Jedi Yetis... yikes.