Scientists Call For Ban On Glitter, Say It's a Global Hazard That Pollutes Oceans (cnet.com) 121
An anonymous reader quotes a report from CNET: Whether you love to add a little sparkle to your skin, or you think glitter truly is the herpes of the craft world (once it's on you, it never comes off), some scientists are now claiming that glitter is a hazard to the environment. Glitter, along with microbeads, are considered to fall under the category of microplastics, which are defined as plastics which are less than five millimeters in length. Microbeads are often found in facial scrubs, toothpaste, soaps, cosmetics and more. These microbeads pass through water filtration systems after usage but don't disintegrate, and often end up being consumed by marine life, causing concern among scientists keeping a close eye on how pollution effects fish.
"I think all glitter should be banned, because it's microplastic," Dr. Trisia Farrelly of New Zealand's Massey University told the Independent. Historically, glitter was made from mica rock particles, glass and even crushed beetles. Modern-day crafting glitter is made primarily from metals, while fine-milled cosmetic glitter is made from polyester, foil and plastics.
"I think all glitter should be banned, because it's microplastic," Dr. Trisia Farrelly of New Zealand's Massey University told the Independent. Historically, glitter was made from mica rock particles, glass and even crushed beetles. Modern-day crafting glitter is made primarily from metals, while fine-milled cosmetic glitter is made from polyester, foil and plastics.
I SEE WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Score:5, Funny)
Pogrom against logical consistency (Score:3)
"I think all glitter should be banned, because it's microplastic," Dr. Trisia Farrelly of New Zealand's Massey University... Modern-day crafting glitter is made primarily from metals..
It's more like a pogrom against logical consistency. If crafting glitter is not made from plastic but metal then, unless there is an environmental problem with the metal they use, why should it be banned? If the summary is right then clearly "all glitter" should not be banned, just cosmetic glitter which is made from plastic and Gary [wikipedia.org].
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I imagine that it is possible to make a compostable glitter using bioplastic and an ultra-thin layer of aluminum. I imagine this because there are already plastic bags made of a compostable plastic and coated with a layer of aluminum allegedly one angstrom thick, such a minute quantity that it essentially disappears into the background. But is anyone doing that?
Aluminum is basically the only metal which is relevant to the discussion, unless maybe titanium could be used. That's refined electrolytically now,
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Why do we need glitter at all?
To be FABULOUS!
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Why are you defending glitter?
I am not defending glitter, I am defending the principle that we should use be making scientifically sound decisions when it comes to banning things and only ban things which are more harmful than beneficial. Since glitter is basically useless that's a pretty low bar but it still has to be crossed. There seems to be clear evidence support a ban on plastic glitter but not metallic. If we just allow things to be banned by association - essentially making the argument that plastic glitter is bad therefore all
Re:Pogrom against logical consistency (Score:5, Interesting)
If metallic glitter can somehow survive in the ocean for more than a few months with zero maintenance effort, then I wanna know what metal it's made out of so I can build my boat out of it. I'm completely on board with a ban on plastic glitter (I've had to vacuum way too much of that crap up out of my carpets). But I seriously doubt metallic glitter is worthy of such a ban.
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The herpes of art supplies (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The herpes of art supplies (Score:5, Informative)
Silly goose, that's literally the first sentence of the news post.
Re:The herpes of art supplies (Score:5, Funny)
Either that or it was just all an elaborate ruse to see how many [other] people didn't read the summary [either]. Yeah, that's it. I got you good [youtube.com].
Re:The herpes of art supplies (Score:5, Funny)
As of last month I progressed from not reading articles to not reading summaries. Now I don't even read the headlines before commenting, so if my comment made any sense at all it was purely a coincidence.
I suppose the logical next step is that you don't read your own posts before submitting. Or are you already there? ;-P
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Sometimes I don't even look at which shill account I'm logged in to before posting!
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Did somebody say something?
Re:The herpes of art supplies (Score:5, Interesting)
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"It's harmless, so don't worry about it. Take a shower, wash your clothes if you don't really like it. It will eventually disperse enough as to be unnoticeable."
Just like pollution, right?
Re:The herpes of art supplies (Score:4, Interesting)
If experience is any guide, the kid will visit home from college and when he gets back to his dorm, a bit of that glitter on his bag will catch the light and remind him of elementary school when he first tracked it home.
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Perhaps not, but I also found a 3rd grade math test once.
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So throw your trash in the streets and not the landfill.
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Darwinism!
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"It's harmless, so don't worry about it. Take a shower, wash your clothes if you don't really like it. It will eventually disperse enough as to be unnoticeable."
Just like pollution, right?
Yes. And nuclear waste!
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So, you're going to demonstrate the problem of pollution by spreading around plastic pollutants?
Isn't that sort of like demonstrating the value of biodiversity by killing off the last pair of dodo birds in front of class? "But how will the species survive now?"
"Exactly." /walks out
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Isn't that sort of like demonstrating the value of biodiversity by killing off the last pair of dodo birds in front of class? "But how will the species survive now?"
"Exactly." /walks out
Isn't that kind of overkill? You only need to kill one of them, right? I think they even knew that back in 1662 ;^)
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I was originally going to say "killed off the last dodo in front of class", but I just knew some wise-acre would have pointed out that they'd already be going extinct at that point. Heck, even if there was a single pair, that's not exactly a viable population anymore, right?
Yeesh.
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Heck, even if there was a single pair, that's not exactly a viable population anymore, right?
It could be. Both you and the last dodo are descended from the same first eukaryotic ancestor.
And you don't even need a pair - a single fertilized female can in theory be enough. Unlikely, but not impossible.
Genetic variation is a big plus, but not always required. The cheetah has next to no genetic variation due to an earlier bottleneck. Not to mention the bdelloid rotifers, which are diploid (two sets of chromosomes), but were the males are presumed to be extinct for quite some time now, and all offs
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I used to use this in a general science class to teach about how germs spread. I'd "sneeze" on a desk, paper, etc. before class, and then we'd do some normal activity. 3/4 of the way through class tell everyone what I'd done.
Inevitably kids would have glitter on their hands, face, desk, pencils, notebooks, etc. It was a very powerful, "this is why you cover your cough, and this is why you wash your hands" teaching tool.
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Oy vey... (Score:1)
War on Drugs, War on Terror, now War on Ke$ha?? Those "Scientists" have NOOO idea what they unleashed...
Where's the GRA (Score:5, Funny)
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Why? Won't industry regulate itself? hahaha
I'd love someone to point me to a single industry that actually does truly regulate itself. Not an industry that makes up rules to appear like they regulate themselves yet the rules are in the favor of the industry and not the consumer or rest of the world. Is there any single industry in the world that does truly regulate itself?
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Is there any single industry in the world that does truly regulate itself?
Crime is self-regulating. Too much crime, government takes over, too little government, crime takes over. Too much government, everything becomes a crime.
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The e-cig industry did a fair job of it. That's why the FDA had to lay down the law.
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We need a Glitter Regulatory Administration, laying down the rules and protecting us from our own over-glitterousness.
No, we need to stop wasting materials on frivolous crap like glitter and gratuitous internet use like slas
I'll settle for an EPA (Score:2)
Glitter (Score:5, Funny)
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They'll become matte happy people?
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They'll stop holding hands?
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Shiny Happy People is just a straw man.
Glitter is pure evil. (Score:2, Informative)
I curse the bastard that invented it. My house and car have not been glitter free since the kids have been old enough to do "art". Yes, glitter is a global hazard and should be eradicated from existence, but as anyone with kids knows that is an impossible task.
Re:Glitter is pure evil. (Score:4, Funny)
https://shipyourenemiesglitter... [shipyouren...litter.com]
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I curse the bastard that invented it. My house and car have not been glitter free since the kids have been old enough to do "art". Yes, glitter is a global hazard and should be eradicated from existence, but as anyone with kids knows that is an impossible task.
Think of it as cover to prevent getting caught going to the strip club.
In other words ... (Score:4, Funny)
Re: Natural Selection (Score:4, Funny)
First they came for the glitter, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not glitter.
Then they came for the glue, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not glue.
Then they came for the paint, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not paint.
Then they came for me—and there was nothing left to do crafts with.
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You missed out snakes, gorillas and winter.
If the nerdy scientists can't have glitter girls (Score:3, Funny)
NO ONE CAN!
Re:Oh, the humanity (Score:4, Funny)
They'll become strippers like God intended.
But what becomes of strippers without glitter? I think we need to put our foot down on this anti-glitter hysteria before it does permanent damage.
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Yes, but if there is no glitter to get on your clothes then the wife won't know you had a lap dance...
Re:Oh, the humanity (Score:4, Funny)
How do you think I met my first two wives?
*affects (Score:2)
Yeah, I'm gonna be that guy.
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NEXT!
All plastics are oil (Score:2)
Glitter is another way to sell more oil.
scale of the problem? (Score:1)
So, 1.332 billion km^3 of oceans...
Which means a cubic km of glitter amounts to 0.000000075% of the oceans.
When we get up to a cubic km of glitter manufactured, I'll start thinking about worrying about glitter pollution....
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The trick is it tends to float.
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Good! So it's going to be much easier to clean up in 2081!
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https://m.alibaba.com/product/... [alibaba.com]
These guys can supply 8000 kg a day of this type, and there's thousands of types, and there's thousands of manufacturers just like them on Alibaba.
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Assuming a density similar to water, that's 8 m^3 per day. Which would mean that glitter would pass that 1 km^3 threshold somewhere around 300000AD.
And that's if ALL of it ended up in the oceans.
Go with the thousands of factories number, and we bring the worst case date (ALL the glitter ends up in the oceans) down to 2300 AD or so.
Just make it water-solluble and edible (Score:5, Insightful)
Make the stuff (slowly) water-soluble. So that it can be washed off — in the shower or washing machine.
To make it even less harmful — and sought after — make it edible...
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How about macroplastic waste too? (Score:3)
Why only get rid of microplastics?
How about most macroplastic waste too? We've filled our world with wasteful packaging, unnecessary plastic bags, disposable everything, and so on.
If we keep the useful macroplastic and stop producing the rest, we'll still get rid of a lot of waste and pollution.
Use gold (Score:1)
Gold is safe to eat, harmless to the environment, shiny, and will even clean itself up if it is available in large enough quantities.
Nonsense (Score:1)
I recall that in elementary school I was told that plastics break down into smaller and smaller pieces over time.
If we ban the smallest pieces of plastic, won't the larger stuff still break down over time?
Next ban clothes (Score:3)
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Screw fish, I demand sparkly strippers! (Score:2)