Scientists Find 'Oldest Human Ancestor' -- A Big-Mouthed Sea Creature With No Anus (bbc.com) 136
An anonymous reader quotes a report from BBC: Researchers have discovered the earliest known ancestor of humans -- along with a vast range of other species. They say that fossilized traces of the 540-million-year-old creature are "exquisitely well preserved." The microscopic sea animal is the earliest known step on the evolutionary path that led to fish and -- eventually -- to humans. Details of the discovery from central China appear in Nature journal. The research team says that Saccorhytus is the most primitive example of a category of animals called "deuterostomes" which are common ancestors of a broad range of species, including vertebrates (backboned animals). Saccorhytus was about a millimeter in size, and is thought to have lived between grains of sand on the sea bed. The researchers were unable to find any evidence that the animal had an anus, which suggests that it consumed food and excreted from the same orifice. The study was carried out by an international team of researchers, from the UK, China and Germany. Among them was Prof Simon Conway Morris, from the University of Cambridge. The study suggests that its body was symmetrical, which is a characteristic inherited by many of its evolutionary descendants, including humans. Saccorhytus was also covered with a thin, relatively flexible skin and muscles, leading the researchers to conclude that it moved by contracting its muscles and got around by wriggling. The researchers say that its most striking feature is its large mouth, relative to the rest of its body. They say that it probably ate by engulfing food particles, or even other creatures. Also interesting are the conical structures on its body. These, the scientists suggest, might have allowed the water that it swallowed to escape and so might have been a very early version of gills.
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All mouth
Oh, you mean like this [memecdn.com]?
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It's much more accurate to say this creature was clearly from the time before politics in general was invented.
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It certainly had to be from a time before politicians if they couldn't find an asshole.
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A quick study of most politicians shows that the mouth probably served both functions....
Not me! (Score:2)
Like I told my kid the other day, "You might be a descendant of a big-mouthed sea creature with no anus, but I certainly am not!"
Re: Not me! (Score:2)
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you banged a mermaid
in the mouth
A mermaid .. unfortunately divided lengthwise.
[apologies to Woody Allen]
How do I banged mermaid? Like a mammal (Score:2)
Presence of hair [stackexchange.com], breasts, and other evidence points to merpeople being mammals. Their privates (including anus) resemble those of a dolphin, seal, manatee, or other marine mammal, once you get a mermaid to unfasten her scaled swimsuit.
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Presence of hair [stackexchange.com], breasts, and other evidence points to merpeople being mammals.
They may be like Platypuses and still lay eggs?
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Look at your pet platypus or echidna and you'll see that they exude milk from modified patches of sweat glands, which is then lapped up from the skin by the infant. Breasts (with internal milk channels leading to one nipple per breast) developed after the ancestors of the monotremes diverged from the ancestors of the marsupials and the placentals.
Or were you being facetious?
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Done [youtube.com].
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Why?
At least read the summary, it clearly said NO ASSHOLE.
I know that guy (Score:2)
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It can't be me since I'm not there. :P
That is totally unsurprising! (Score:2)
NT
Also discovered (Score:5, Funny)
The evidence for why some people talk out of their anus.
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nah. They're total assholes.
Re:it wuz a liberal... (Score:4, Insightful)
News flash: assholes exist across the political spectrum. No matter what side you're on, rise above them.
That is all.
Don't deuterostomes form the anus first? (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:Don't deuterostomes form the anus first? MOD UP (Score:5, Interesting)
So far, jfdavis668 is the only person to make a sensible comment. (As opposed to some lame, obvious, snarky, schoolboy type joke.)
I was thinking about that deuterostome angle myself. I wondered if this critter was supposed to be before the deuterostome/protostome split. But they explicitly say in the article that it is a deuterostome. Well, the article didn't say there was no anus, just that they hadn't found one (yet).
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Years ago I was watching a TV show where a professor was arguing that a nothing could live in a 2D universe because there would be no way for it to feed, as feeding required both a month and an anus. I thought it sounded wrong at the time, why not just regurgitate waste through the mouth? I must have been pretty young at the time, but it's kinda nice to get confirmation all these years later.
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You are 100% correct.
[ Insert rant about science journalism here. ]
(Seriously though, the article just missed a great opportunity to educate and make people think for no good reason.)
Isn't that a myth? (Score:3)
(This shouldn't be confused with studying similarities in embryo development to infer evolutionary relationships.)
Re:Isn't that a myth? (Score:5, Informative)
That is irrelevant to this discovery (Score:2)
Just because the anus forms first in the embryo does not necessarily mean that the embryo of a proto-deuterostome used that same hole "first" before evolving the second one. Embryo development itself changes with evolution; there's no reason to suspect that each evolutionary step could only add features onto the very end of
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To fit the definition of deuterostome, the first hole evolves into the anus of all decedents.
Citation needed. The definition of deuterostome as I understand it is that the first hole that the embryo develops eventually turns into the anus. The definition of deuterostome makes no claim about whether the anus-hole or mouth-hole evolved first. Evolutionary development is not synonymous with embryological development.
The fact that all organisms that have embryos which follow this sequence of development share a common ancestor does not necessarily mean that this hole was the one that first appeare
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Latest-Ediacaran ("Neoproterozoic" - terminology has changed over time) me
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Ancient Slavers? (Score:2)
So... these were the evolutionary ancestors of the Slaver race? (From Larry Niven's Known Space stories)
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"Big-Mouthed Creature With No Anus" (Score:1)
Must ... resist ... Trump ... jokes ...
Now just hold one goddamn second (Score:3)
A gaping mouth and a weird posterior...
AND NOT A SINGLE MOM JOKE ANYWHERE?
Internet, I am disappoint.
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A gaping mouth and a weird posterior...
AND NOT A SINGLE MOM JOKE ANYWHERE?
Internet, I am disappoint.
Your mom and I are also.
There, how's that?
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Chose a bad day to post this topic (Score:2)
540 Million years ... (Score:4, Funny)
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Did they make yet another human centipede movie?
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In a related story... (Score:1, Funny)
Obligatory: (Score:1)
âoeThe Talking Asshole Routineâ from Naked Lunch
William S. Burroughs
Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard.
This ass talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose? Well this talking hit you right down there,
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But lots and lots of dicks.
So basically Donald Trump. (Score:1)
Swinging at the low hanging fruit since 1968
/. is deteriorating (Score:3)
At level 2 and above, I saw 22 comments, only three of which were serious. The comments by jfdavis668 and associated replies.
If this continues, I will just stay off the site.
I have a 3B year old Stromatolite (Score:2)
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My stromatolite is only a billion (maybe up to 1.2 billion) years old. It's not far structurally below a meteor impact ejecta layer though, so it's descendants probably died in an interesting way.
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I did use eBay for my meteorite slab - Brennan Pallasite. And rust fragmented it in a couple of years. Verily does the universe extract it's revenge.
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Please, no political jokes (Score:2)
Seriously, and not Trump for a moment (Score:1)
On what basis do we know this is the "oldest human ancestor", even theoretically?
What evidence is there that history is:
Saccorhytus -> ... -> Human ...rather than...
Saccorhytus -> ... -> extinction
Some earlier organism -> something vaguely similar to Saccorhytus -> ... -> Human
Is there actual evidence for the first scenario over the second, or is this basically "sciencey clickbait"?
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"Earliest ancestor" is a bit of scientific short hand. In long form it means "the fossil we've found is related to and a lot like we expect the earliest ancestor to appear." The odds of any fossil we find actually being that of a direct ancestor of any extant population is pretty small, but it isn't a vast leap to state that seeing that this earliest known deuterostome was hanging out in the sand 500-odd million years ago, it was likely representative of the earliest members of the superphylum, and the actu
re: Seriously, and not Trump for a moment (Score:1)
I've had some good jobs, and some bad jobs.. (Score:2)
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Creationists (Score:1)
Proof that ... (Score:2)
... assholes appeared only in recent times. Back then creatures were more civilized.
I know who that is (Score:1)
It's Pac-Man
The Mouth of Sauron? (Score:2)
I think whoever did the artist's concept must have been an LOTR fan.
genus name (Score:1)
Why not call it .... (Score:1)
Harlan Ellison (Score:2)
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Hey don't make fun of the Grand Nagus.