Biotech Company To Attempt Revitalizing Nervous Systems of Brain-Dead Patients (telegraph.co.uk) 119
Sarah Knapton, writing for The Telegraph: A groundbreaking trial to see if it is possible to regenerate the brains of dead people, has won approval from health watchdogs. A biotech company called BioQuark in the U.S. has been granted ethical permission to recruit 20 patients who have been declared clinically dead from a traumatic brain injury, to test whether parts of their central nervous system can be brought back to life. Scientists will use a combination of therapies, which include injecting the brain with stem cells and a cocktail of peptides, as well as deploying lasers and nerve stimulation techniques which have been shown to bring patients out of comas. The trial participants will have been certified dead and only kept alive through life support. They will be monitored for several months using brain imaging equipment to look for signs of regeneration, particularly in the upper spinal cord -- the lowest region of the brain stem which controls independent breathing and heartbeat.
..so, T.A.H.I.T.I. ? (Score:3, Funny)
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Get ready for it. (Score:2, Funny)
"This research headed by Dr. Herbert West of Miskatonic University...."
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...from outer space [imdb.com]?
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I, for one, welcome our new Frankenstein overlords.
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I was with you until you started picking sides. We all know all of congress has brains that would qualify for this, not just a particular side.
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Re:US Congress (Score:4, Insightful)
> Republican members of Congress are there because money paid for them to be there.
The word "Republican" is irrelevant to the truth of this statement. With, or without this word, the statement is factually true.
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> Just by gut, I'd say the typical (D) has a 30 point IQ advantage over the typical (R).
Then you should be all the more disgusted by them but you're not. Why not? Because you're a dishonest person.
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You're completely wrong. Democrats have been using this technology for decades. How else would they manage to get all those dead people to keep voting for them?
movie plot (Score:2)
they saved hitler's brain and cloned it (Score:2)
they saved hitler's brain and cloned it
one in trump
and
one in putin
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You're wrong. The only evil thing about Trump is the hair piece, he should have never gotten that transplant.
Re: they saved hitler's brain and cloned it (Score:2)
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And they left Hillary and Bernie completely brainless, so no hope this therapy will do anything for them.
Inheritance taxation in Danger (Score:1)
Republicans stumble around while rejoicing, and repeatedly banging into walls.
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I am many things, none of which is anonymous or a coward.
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There's some great waterfront property in Antarctica. I heard the taxes are very low there.
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I heard the taxes are very low there.
Does that explain the infrastructure problem?
Re:Reanimator ? (Score:5, Funny)
National mandatory dress code: full tuxedos
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Chances are you will find a more isolated place in the Americas than in Europe.
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Hummm where is the most isolated place in Europe ? I should buy some land there...
That would be the Bouvet Island. .bv
It's in the South Atlantic, but a dependency of Norway, so politically it's European. It's the Island that is farthest away from any inhabited land, and there may or may not be a research station building that is still standing. You get your own country code, though -
"Granted ethical permission" (Score:2)
From whom?
Would that be an ethics board consisting of investors, politicians, or an objective mix of both?
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Granted ethical permission. From whom?
Groans, grunting, and uttering of 'Brains!' from the patient were interpreted as an informed consent for the procedure.
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From the article:
"The ReAnima Project has just received approach from an Institutional Review Board at the National Institutes of Health in the US and in India, and the team plans to start recruiting patients immediately."
I'm not British, so maybe it's isn't a mistake but I think the word "approach" should have been "approval".
Basically, they got IRB approval for the study. They mention NIH, because the NIH's Office of Science Policy has rules and criteria for the formation of hospital's or university's IRB
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I'm sure I've read a book about this already (Score:2)
Well, in *some* books it does... (Score:3)
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I'd be more worried about how it ends up for the dead.
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All jokes aside it could be a big help for people that suffer strokes or kids that have traumatic brain injuries.
Not good (Score:1)
You will be forced to live forever [hermiene.net]!
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Officially dead, you no longer qualify for welfare or human rights. Enjoy your immortality, slave.
Re:Not good (Score:4, Funny)
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Dead people don't pay taxes. I can see the 1% lining up for this.
Hah! Have you heard of death duties? :)
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*Re-watches EVERY zombie movie made while frantically taking notes
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You'll be in for a surprise when you find out it's not zombies, the lasers let the demons in. Totally different set of properties and weaknesses. That's the tagline for my new screenplay, by the way: "The Lasers Let the Demons In." It'll sell like hotcakes, I'm sure.
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That's weird, my screenplay is titled "The Sharks Did It".
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Lasers and injections? (Score:2)
That must be the real deal! Just how they show it in the movies!
The ultimate terror: Locked-in syndrome (Score:1)
I'm frightened that they'll turn comatose/brain-dead people into locked-in [wikipedia.org] people. I consider the latter a fate worse than death.
Re:The ultimate terror: Locked-in syndrome (Score:4, Insightful)
I'm frightened that they'll turn comatose/brain-dead people into locked-in [wikipedia.org] people. I consider the latter a fate worse than death.
I was thinking something similar. What exactly happens if they get this person 10% functioning again? Is euthanasia legal for someone previously declared dead or are they now forced to keep this half alive person alive? What if they regain their brain but not their memory (see the book Worthing Saga). Is this a desirable outcome where you have an adult with the brain of an infant that now has to relearn everything? Even if it's 100% and they can eventually return to normal intelligence, you now have 10+ years of learning to walk, read, write, and all the other things we learn in childhood. I'm not even sure that is a desirable outcome.
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There has been research showing that people previously thought to be brain dead could actually be communicated with using fMRI's combined with very specific setups (basically telling the person to think of something specific for yes and of something completely different for no, then analyzing the scans to determine the answer).
No. No there has not. Brain dead people really are brain dead, their brains are not showing activity on scans. Otherwise they wouldn't be brain dead.
There has been studies showing that locked-in people can actually communicate using fMRI scans. But they're locked-in, not brain dead.
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Irrelevant for the definition of "brain death". It means that the brain, as an organ, is currently nonfunctional and there is no prognosis of it returning to a functional state at any point in the future.
If you disassemble a brain into its component cells and keep each and every single cell alive in the process, the result is still brain death.
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I'm frightened that they'll turn comatose/brain-dead people into locked-in [wikipedia.org] people. I consider the latter a fate worse than death.
I was thinking something similar. What exactly happens if they get this person 10% functioning again? Is euthanasia legal for someone previously declared dead or are they now forced to keep this half alive person alive? What if they regain their brain but not their memory (see the book Worthing Saga). Is this a desirable outcome where you have an adult with the brain of an infant that now has to relearn everything? Even if it's 100% and they can eventually return to normal intelligence, you now have 10+ years of learning to walk, read, write, and all the other things we learn in childhood. I'm not even sure that is a desirable outcome.
Memory, intelligence, and many basic functions are unlikely to "come back".
These are patients who died of a TBI – on which severed the spinal cord from the brain, basically. With TBI of that degree, it is usually due to a strong blow to the head. They will have suffered subdural hematomae. They will likely have encephalomalacia – parts of the brain that were bruised in the TBI, and have subsequently died.
Reconnecting the autonomic nervous system would be a great thing, but the patients ought
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"Zombie" is neither a legal nor a scientific term. I think the OP is looking for "undeceased".
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I'm frightened that they'll turn comatose/brain-dead people into locked-in [wikipedia.org] people. I consider the latter a fate worse than death.
I was thinking something similar. What exactly happens if they get this person 10% functioning again?
I am going to have gaddamned nightmares about this!
I wonder what the "screening" is going to be? Familes deciding they want to take the chance that they might send their dearly departed into a world of non-concious screaming pain and agony? The locked in example? Horrors!
Ethics? Was Josef Mengele on the ethics committee?
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Is euthanasia legal for someone previously declared dead or are they now forced to keep this half alive person alive?
I suspect the expectation is that they will not get as close as that, and that they will cross that bridge when they come to it. The thinking probably goes along lines like "these people are already dead, so we can try this out and dispose of them afterwards".
What if they regain their brain but not their memory (see the book Worthing Saga). Is this a desirable outcome where you have an adult with the brain of an infant that now has to relearn everything? Even if it's 100% and they can eventually return to normal intelligence, you now have 10+ years of learning to walk, read, write, and all the other things we learn in childhood. I'm not even sure that is a desirable outcome.
This is probably not what they are trying to achieve - it would certainly be meaningless. There is very little reason to expect the person thus revived to be the person that had died - it would most likely be a new person in a mature or old body; it wo
Question (Score:5, Funny)
Division of Umbrella Corp? Just asking ...
Where's my Sci-Fi stash? (Score:2)
Here's a new idea for a plot: person being experimented-on can't move or respond but feels and hears everything. Agony, hopelessness, and desperation as research staff leaves the TV on reruns of old shows for decades. By the time they fully revive him, he's gone mad and they give up. The Diving Bell and the Metamorphosis.
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Reanimator (Score:2)
Paging Herbert West, Herbert West, please come to the blue phone!
Just be careful (Score:2)
If their eyes turn blue, you should probably burn them.
Who edits this stuff? (Score:2)
"to recruit 20 patients who have been declared clinically dead from a traumatic brain injury"
I'm really interested to hear how you can recruit someone who is clinically dead. Or is it just the editors who are brain-dead?
Future Wikipedia article (Score:2)
The current zombie epidemic was caused by BioTek when they tried to reanimate the dead. (citation needed)
How did this pass congress? (Score:4, Funny)
I mean, aren't they afraid of the competition?
20 new members of congress (Score:2)
So, here are our next 20 congressmen.
Great. Watch it spin. (Score:2)
Within a week I'll be seeing this on some politically-skewed news site given as proof that brain death is just something doctors invented as an excuse to kill people. A week later, Obama will have invented it.
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"Brain Death" is "Death". If a person's autonomic nervous system cannot support the life (respiration, digestion, heartbeat, etc.), then the organism is clinically dead.
That said, there are people who are awake and aware, and depend on life-support to be "alive" and functioning.
EXAMPLE: Polio victims. They live in chambers that do their breathing for them. They are otherwise awake and aware. I would not call them "dead", as some have been interviewed – from the big chamber that breathes for them.
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You underestimate the power of politically-driven stupidity. In this case of the right-wing flavor, but the left are not much better. Here's an example:
Politically biased news example: http://onenewsnow.com/pro-life... [onenewsnow.com]
A child experiences a medical emergency, things go south, he is left brain dead. The hospital urges disconnection of life support, but the parents remain in understandable denial - can't really blame them for that. They are soon aided by a pro-life pressure group, the PJI. The group then uses
Brain dead is fully dead (Score:2)
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Unless they get the diagnosis wrong...
It's the other way round. (Score:3)
It's actually the other way round. Once it has been established that the constantly changing network of neurochemical pathways has irrevocably turned into pudding, brain death is declared.
Recruit? (Score:1)
Why? (Score:2)
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The end goal is not re-animating the dead. The goal is regenerative medicine for the still living who have severe brain damage. They're just experimenting on the dead first for ethical reasons.
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They're not trying to bring the dead back to life. They're doing neurological regeneration experiments on live human patients who are clinically dead.
Are these 20 study-participants awake in any sense, or are they in a coma?
If the goal is simply to re-connect the brain stem to the autonomic nervous system in clinically dead (ex-) persons, but not to address the many other parts of their brain that are dead... well, then it is starting to sound like a good choice.
That is: Comatose study-body. Autonomic system function restored (no life support needed), but still in coma or "brain dead" by encephalomalacia, no matter the outcome of the study...
Well, tha
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in addition to being a registered organ donor (especially if you ride a motorcycle). Good organs are needed by many living people.
I was 100 percent with you until you wrote the motorcycle bit. Did you go to school to become such a jerk?
Or do non motorcycle riders live forever?
Jerk.
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in addition to being a registered organ donor (especially if you ride a motorcycle). Good organs are needed by many living people.
I was 100 percent with you until you wrote the motorcycle bit. Did you go to school to become such a jerk?
Or do non motorcycle riders live forever?
Jerk.
ER Physicians call them "Donor Cycles". Gallows humor, but pretty much true.
I owned and rode a Yamaha 650 for many years. It was a delight, especially on mountain roads. But those guys who lane-split in heavy LA traffic at 90 mph? They are just asking for a random event that will be the end (such as an unanticipated lane-change).
I was once behind a kid, maybe 16, on a high-power motorcycle. He clearly did not know how to ride safely --- he kept looking back behind him as he gained speed to 100 mph or s
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And at any rate, among motorcyclists, regarding the topic of accidents, everyone agrees that it is a matter of "when", not "if".
As for expiring, the same goes for everyone else as well.
But just like the school I drove past last summer that had an inspirational sign that read "Have a safe summer!", safety culture has permeated most of us so completely that many people's main goal in life is to not have an accident.
I've already had a motorcycle accident - several if you count the off-road motocross type accidents of my youth. I also twisted my ankle during a hike on Monday. I have no intention of giving up either hiking or motorcy
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It's just stating a fact. Speed riding on a two-wheeled vehicle with no crumple zone is stupid, dangerous and exciting, so it's exactly something an adolescent would do. The other major source of healthy young corpses is suicides, but these usually make sure they won't be found while they're fresh.
Looks like the agoraphobia crown has chimed in. If motorcycles make you shit your pants, then don't ride them.
My stupidity or yours is just an opinion, I shar it - you are stupid. I only have the added opinion that you and all the other safety culturists are pretty pathetic. So many people today, live longer lives assisted by medicine, and safety culture, but not many of htem are terribly happy that they are hitting the 90's. And if I had to make a choice between getting obliterated in a "murdercycle" a
Universal Soldier (Score:2)
Good old Jean-Claude van Ramme.
And if it works? (Score:2)
So, suppose this works and a patient is revived to the point they are no longer brain dead. Will they be declared living? Will BioQuark assume responsibility for their care? Or, being legally dead, can BioQuark terminate them when they are done?
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Next step, cyborg armies. (Score:2)
Resistance Is Futile (Score:1)
BioTech Is Godzilla (Score:2)
Recruiting ... dead people? How hard is that? (Score:2)
Recruiter: "So Mr ... ah .. Smith. My final question for you is the important one. As for the previous questions, your silence will be interpreted as consent. So, Mr. Smith would you like to be part of our study? '
Brain Dead Person (Mr. Smith):
Recruiter: "Excellent! Welcome aboard, great to have you on the team. Our people will draft up the paperwork and we'll get right to work. Thank you for your cooperation."
Talking Nail (Score:2)
I can't escape the feeling that anyone brought back in this manner would be living in vain.
Maybe NASA would have a use for them...
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If it works half as well as the JTAG adapters I know and use ...