Study: Birds Slur Their Songs When Drunk, Just Like Humans 63
An anonymous reader sends word of researchers getting zebra finches drunk for science. "In the latest example of strange science, researchers at Oregon Health & Science University in Portland got some finches drunk and watched what happened. Their main finding? Like drunk humans, boozed-up birds slur their 'speech.' For the study, the researchers gave grape juice to one group of zebra finches and an alcoholic juice cocktail to another group. The cocktail-quaffing finches became somewhat inebriated, with blood alcohol levels of 0.05 percent to 0.08 percent, according to NPR. 'At first we were thinking that they wouldn't drink on their own because, you know, a lot of animals just won't touch the stuff,' Christopher Olson, a researcher at the university, told NPR. 'But they seem to tolerate it pretty well and be somewhat willing to consume it.'"
Damn right they do (Score:1)
All those fine birds singing at clubs in London slur just as much as the lads after a few* pints.
*Few, as in, officer, I've only had a few drinks
Reminds me of a joke... (Score:2)
Anyway, I'm all pro fundamental research, but who pays for a research where they are going to feed birds alcohol?
Re:Reminds me of a joke... (Score:5, Funny)
Researcher 1: Hey, I bet you ten bucks that you can't get the government to pay to get birds drunk.
Researcher 2: You're on!
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Researcher 1: Hold my beer and watch this!
Heads must roll! (Score:1)
> who pays for a research where they are going to feed birds alcohol?
Exactly! I want names! Who paid for those two thimbles of rum and a half days work from six finches!
Re:Heads must roll! (Score:5, Funny)
> who pays for a research where they are going to feed birds alcohol?
Exactly! I want names! Who paid for those two thimbles of rum and a half days work from six finches!
You are forgetting the hidden costs! Transporting the birds to Passages Malibu (you can't trust them to fly there after a few drinks), rehab and counseling, getting them to meetings, etc.. If you don't take these steps we will have Sarah McLachlan commercials, singing about "Skid Row Finches"... and no one wants that!
Re: Heads must roll! (Score:2)
And $100,000 for the "researchers".
Animals love to drink (Score:2, Interesting)
In the US alcohol is demonized compared to many european countries. But the fact is many animal species like to be drunk just like humans. There was a documentary showing elephants, giraffes and monkeys getting drunk on fermented fruits.
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Read 'Storming Heaven' (Jay Stevens)... there are plenty of species that will consume various intoxicants pass the point of just having a bit of fun... long time since I read it but examples include birds who eat berries until they literally fall out of the tree and goats that grind on crazy moss/lichens until their teeth are worn out. Over indulgence is absolutely not limited to humans.
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Strangely enough, the fruits of the strawberry tree [wikipedia.org] aren't strawberries at all.
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Your story would be believable, except for the fact that strawberries do not grow on trees.
Strangely enough, the fruits of the strawberry tree [wikipedia.org] aren't strawberries at all.
And this is yet another good example of why the scientific naming system was developed. English and most other "natural" languages tend to have a lot of illogical, confusing terminology like this. The strawberry tree is called that for the dumb reason that it bears fruit that superficially resemble the common strawberry. This satisfies people who only look at outer appearance, but tends to lead to incorrect reasoning when things that aren't closely related have similar names.
Similarly, we have a "high
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In the Pacific Northwest blackberries have overrun huge expanses of land. When the berries fall off and start to ferment birds of all kinds (including those that don't normally eat much fruit) will congregate and gorge themselves. It's hilarious watching a pheasant stagger to his feet, attempt to take off and crash into a bush.
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I remember a study that watched teenage dolphins purposely find a poisonous fish and chew on it gently enough to get high off of it and then pass it to its friends. I think it was a puffer fish but am unsure at the moment.
Basically the dolphins were getting high and doing stupid stuff.
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That's why they went 8-8 and missed the playoffs again this year.
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A difficulty with their division?
Re:Animals love to drink (Score:4, Interesting)
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Re: Is this really science? (Score:1)
Re:Is this really science? (Score:5, Interesting)
I mean, who cares if birds get drunk from alcohol? It has very little use in the real world.
Can you think of no applications in the study of neurology arising from the fact that animals with fairly complex 'speech', and which the IRB will allow us to dissect, show interesting similarities to humans in their response to alcohol? Nothing, really?
Ig Noble Prize (Score:5, Insightful)
I nominate this study for the Ig Noble Prize [improb.com].
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Knowledge is knowledge, none of it is ever useless. Example birds get drunk, as well, just like humans. OK let's check for gene matches so that we can gain understanding about genetic patterns and finding out which do what and how they interrelate. There is also fermenting rural production wastes and the impact on bird species, so for example, your cheap ass waste processing results in a drunk bird smashing my window so who should pay. I nominate the Ig Noble prize for an Ig Noble award because it promotes
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So (Score:2)
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You know, the main purpose of research is to confirm what you already predict to be true.
So you could say that both humans and finches... (Score:2)
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Old news ... (Score:2)
Relevant Video (Score:2)
can't fly straight (Score:1)
hey they can't fly straight either
(really)
If the PHB Had Known (Score:2)
If the Pointy Haired Boss had known about this, his scheme to breed owls [dilbert.com] for fuel for his SUV may have worked better.
And on that note, I am now going to have stuck in my head over and over, a little tune I recall my dad singing regularly back when I was a young'un.
o/~ If the ocean was whiskey, and I was a duck. I'd dive to the bottom, and never come up... o/~
Hmmm... Time to see if I can score a good copy of Rye Whiskey now on a 78 for him for his birthday that is coming up on the 12th.