Why Pluto Still Matters 91
StartsWithABang writes Nearly a century ago, Pluto was discovered, and for 48 years it remained the only known object whose orbit takes it beyond the gravitational pull of Neptune. In a single generation, we've now discovered more than 1,000 additional objects in the Kuiper Belt, but does that make Pluto any less special? Here's a strong argument for why Pluto might matter now more than ever.
Why Pluto matters most? (Score:3)
I am Pluto? (Score:4, Interesting)
Compare that to Neil deGrasse Tyson:
Maybe there is something to it and astronomy should incorporate peoples feelings in their classifications. Probably not.
But maybe in the communication? Actually i think they could have classified planets in "Big planets" and "Dwarf planets" instead of making "dwarf planets" not a subclass of "planets".
Re:I am Pluto? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I am Pluto? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:I am Pluto? (Score:4, Funny)
Pluto is not anthropomorphized. He's antropomorphic Mickey's dog.
Caninopomorphized then?
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Occupy Pluto (Score:1)
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What a retarded article. Such buildup, only to state that Pluto matters because, and I quote, "as a child, Pluto reminded me of myself."
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Exactly. That article was really - what's that buzzword called - oh yeah: anticlimactic
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That's an understatement: That's where we have all good pictures of Uranus. From Earth, Uranus is a tiny blob.
Re:Why Pluto matters most? (Score:5, Funny)
FTA:
The fact that there are other things out there that are bigger, smarter, faster, stronger, or better than you, in any regard, in absolutely no way diminishes how special you are.
So it's important because it's a special little snowflake, just like the millennials have been taught to think of themselves. Yea, well, guess what? You're not special [waitbutwhy.com]. And neither is Pluto.
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I'm Unique
just like everybody else
Great summary (Score:5, Insightful)
Here's a strong argument for why Pluto might matter now more than ever.
Maybe, just maybe, this is something that could've been added to the summary.
cb;dr (Score:2, Insightful)
Click Bait; Didn't Read.
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I see what you did there. Well played, anonymous adversary, well played.
I think i agree (Score:5, Interesting)
Sentimental claptrap (Score:5, Insightful)
Pluto is what it is. We have a probe about to visit so that's great. I detest the IAU definition of a planet not because Pluto isn't included but because it is an ill thought out inconsistent mess that was voted in on the last day of the IAU conference when most of the voting members had gone one after discarding a front runner definition that made a lot more sense and was more subjective. Yes it made Pluto a planet but so what!?
The definition they did accept in the end has a LOT wrong with it:
It explictly mentions the sun so extrasolar planets aren't planets.
It defines dwarf planet such that a dwarf planet is not a planet (very confusing especially for a definition intended for lay people).
It defines a planet that has not cleared it's path as not being a planet. Well what about the Trojan Asteroids and Jupiter? Is Jupiter not a planet?
They're just some of the highlights. The definition is a complete mess.
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The problem is that "planet" was defined in ancient times as a wondering star; back then there were only 5 of them and so it was a clear-cut definition. Since then, the word has stuck but our knowledge has increased and so it's no longer trivial to decide what is and is not a planet. Thus, any definition will be controversial.
I don't really agree with all your points, though, as I think they're rather nitpicky. For instance, we don't know much about extra-solar planets so it's ok to lump them into one clas
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The Trojan Asteriods are in stable orbits created by Jupiter and the Sun. In effect, Jupiter has cleared its path as everything in its orbit is best thought of with respect to it. So Jupiter really isn't violating the spirit of the definition.
What if it were 3 or 4 billion years ago when the solar system was still young. There would still be a lot of clutter in the orbit of Jupiter and the other planets. We wouldn't be able to call them planets anymore by the IAU's definition.
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We know now that planet formation is common place and occurs around nearly every single point of light in the sky. I just don't think the word should still be specific to the Solar System as it currently stands. We need a definition that includes the current planets, and the "other planets".
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It explictly mentions the sun so extrasolar planets aren't planets.
Oddly enough, I don't find this the least bit confusing. Including extrasolar planets in the technical definition of "planet" has just as much potential for confusion -- which is to say not much, but some. It's in the nature of language to be confusing without context. Including the Sun in the definition actually makes it more consistent with the classical definition of a planet -- a visible object that moves against the backdrop of the "fixed stars".
It defines dwarf planet such that a dwarf planet is not a planet (very confusing especially for a definition intended for lay people).
Who says the definitions is intended for lay people?
It defines a planet that has not cleared it's path as not being a planet. Well what about the Trojan Asteroids and Jupiter? Is Jupiter not a planet?
Tro
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The arguments in favor of Pluto are purely subjective, and are mostly related to the core-self identity of the writer. The funny part is that I subscribe completely. And perhaps this psychological factor should matter in this case alone.
I agree. Then again, my name is on New Horizons, so yeah: Go Pluto!
What abot Goofy? (Score:4, Funny)
Seriously, Goofy as s Mickey's friend, right? He's clearly a canine.
Then how can Mickey also have a pet dog?
And what about the fucking horses?
Mickey Mouse was in court suing Minnie for divorce (Score:4, Funny)
The judge stated, "Mr. Mouse, I can't see fit to approve your divorce petition based solely on your opinion that your wife Minnie is crazy; in this state you have to have a valid cause for divorce."
Mickey replied, "Your honor, with all due respect, I didn't say she's crazy -- I said she's fucking Goofy!"
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If "Hello" Kitty White is a catoid and has a pet kitty, why shouldn't a mousoid with a dogoid friend have a pet dog? I find it more disturbing that there's a moon out there called Dysnomia.
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I read the last line too fast and missed "the". :P
Once a planet, always a planet (Score:2)
n/c
Re:Once a planet, always a planet (Score:4, Funny)
Modulo Alderaan, of course.
Re:Once a planet, always a planet (Score:5, Informative)
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. Today, hardly anyone has hard of Ceres..
Thank goodness, I would be worried for myself if seeing any celestial object would gave me a hard (unless they looked like a beautiful women which they generally don't, but even in that case, I would rather stare at a beautiful woman instead).
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If they were asteroids then they weren't planets, were they?
Shouldn't you be busy installing Umbongo on your chromebook, you pallid hipster nonce?
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Hey you're right. Venus, Mars and Jupiter were discovered by them there Geeks (or the Romance - whatever, they all wore skirts), so they can fuck off too.
Hey, how come nobody spotted that?
LOL (Score:2, Insightful)
This sentence is at the core of all this rambling: "The fact that there are other things out there that are bigger, smarter, faster, stronger, or better than you, in any regard, inÂabsolutely no way diminishes how special you are." Wishful thinking at best, delusionary denial at best: the fact that there are better persons than him make him insignificant, mundane and unworthy. People like him should just accept it, understand how low their place in the world is, and behave accordingly. Seriously, if a
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Everybody's a special unique snowflake. Deal with it.
Not worth reading (Score:3, Informative)
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How about giving a real abstract on why it matters on the Slashdot post and people can click through for reference and details if they want to.
Re:Not worth reading (Score:5, Informative)
Having RTFA, it is evident to me that the reason the abstract lacked any redeeming quality of any kind is because the article itself had no redeeming quality of any kind.
Slashdot: I wasted several minutes of my life reading TFA. I want them back.
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The approver must have been drunk or what
I believe this is Dice corporate policy!
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Your warning sign was that it's from StartsWithABang. It specializes in pseudoscientific clickbait, and Slashdot loves posting it.
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>I must say TFA certainly doesn't reach qualities to be posted on slashdot.
>The approver must have been drunk or what
You must be new here . . .
hawk, who doesn't see the inconsistency
"beyond the gravitational pull of Neptune" (Score:4, Insightful)
"... for 48 years it remained the only known object whose orbit takes it beyond the gravitational pull of Neptune."
Wow! A truly distinct object. Even remote galaxies aren't "beyond the gravitational pull of Neptune." which drops off as 1/R^2 out to infinity but never disappears. I wonder what makes Pluto unique?
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I think the article is referring to the Hill Sphere [wikipedia.org].
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I clicked... (Score:2)
Sentimental nonsense. (Score:5, Informative)
Pluto still matters because it is the most well studied known Kuiper belt object and we are finally about to get a good look at it.
Triton [Re:Sentimental nonsense.] (Score:2)
I'd argue that Triton (of Neptune) is currently the "most well studied known Kuiper belt object", being it already had a Voyager flyby. There's a good chance Triton is from the Kuiper belt based on composition, density, and its "backward" orbit.
But we'll have better evidence for that theory either way when Pluto is visited by New Horizons.
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Exactly. It is the nearest and therefore most accessible large Kuiper belt objects. Sure there are others and bigger ones, but they are somewhat more distant.
Even the summary is factually wrong (Score:3)
"Pluto was discovered, and for 48 years it remained the only known object whose orbit takes it beyond the gravitational pull of Neptune."
Long Period comets for example:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C... [wikipedia.org] - Discovered 1948
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C... [wikipedia.org] - Discovered 1911
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X... [wikipedia.org] - Discovered 1106 (though I don't know if they determined its orbit at the time)
Some of these have orbits that take them 2 orders of magnitude farther from the Sun than Pluto
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I'm also having trouble with the term "beyond the gravitational pull". At what point is that? As objects get farther away, the gravitational pull decreases, and although it eventually becomes infinitesimal, it does not reach zero, correct?
Also, I'd imagine that when, for example, Uranus and Neptune are on opposite sides of the sun from each other, there isn't much gravitational pull going on between them.
Sheldon, is you? (Score:2)
What bothers me about pluto reclassification..... (Score:2)
How about a little consistency, please?
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"atom" has a pretty well-defined meaning (if a little fuzzy in places; what's the difference between alpha particles and doubly ionized helium, for example?), and it's a useful meaning. "planet" has been fuzzy since we started finding asteroids. Certainly Venus is a planet. How about Ceres? Pluto? The moon? If we're going to use the term to mean something, we have to have some sort of definition, and we really should stick to it.
I'd much rather see the apatosaurus renamed brontosaurus, myself.