'Why Banana Skins Are Slippery' Wins IgNobel 127
gbjbaanb writes: This year's Ig Nobel prize was won by Japanese researchers investigating why banana skins produced a frictionless surface compared to apple and orange peels. (Apparently, "The polysaccharide follicular gels that give banana skins their slippery properties are also found in the membranes where our bones meet," so its not all fun and jollity). Other prizes were awarded for noting that dogs only defecate when aligned with north-south magnetic fields, and that "night owl" people are more likely to be psychopaths than early risers. Yes, that probably includes you.
Dogs as compass (Score:5, Funny)
"Other prizes were awarded for noting that dogs only defecate when aligned with north-south magnetic fields"
So when you're lost in a forest, watch which way your dog is pointing when it poops.
I'm sure I can market "Compass Dogs" as a new thing.
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I wonder what would happen if you don't allow a dog to align north-south.
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I wonder what would happen if you don't allow a dog to poop.
I really don't think it matters if you try to disallow to face correctly, than trying to disallow it to poop in general.
Re:Dogs as compass (Score:5, Funny)
I wonder what would happen if you don't allow a dog to align north-south.
You will cause a rip in the space time continuum and destroy the universe.
Re:Dogs as compass (Score:5, Funny)
Spoken like a C programmer.
Re:Dogs as compass (Score:4, Funny)
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i think something will rip, but judging by the smell, it ain't no continuum
Re:Dogs as compass (Score:5, Funny)
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Shit hits the fan.
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I wonder what would happen if you don't allow a dog to align north-south.
It explodes.
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I wonder what would happen if you don't allow a dog to align north-south.
I live in a 125 year old planned community, which means a bunch of square blocks all facing perfect north and the front of my house also faces north; Therefore, the street in front of me is most definitely east-west where I walk my dogs daily and they always poop in the direction I am walking. This study as opposed to my dogs is full of shit. It seems a much simpler answer than polarized pooping is that dogs, known to be mostly color blind, don't like the light of the sun in their eyes which could leave the
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According to numerous articles on a quick Google search, it seems to be true that they defecate according to magnetic alignment.
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That is true only in absence of stronger local control. A leash is enough to override the magnetic stimulus.
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And according to tests with actual dogs, the shit in every bloody direction.
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I wonder if the study was peer reviewed.
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wow. doo-doo you really need to post puns about things like this?
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my dog is either defective or just doesnt care where she faces.
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Bitches, right?
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"...care where she faeces."
FTFY
You're welcome.
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On our walk last night, my dog defecated while facing west. Clearly he's broken.
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This is not entirely correct. It's "lactic acid isolated from" infant feces as a probiotic starter for the fermentation process in fermented sausages. Who the hell eats fermented sausages anyway? That's sausage that is allowed to spoil a bit, in this case with milk extracted from infant crap.
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Fermenting isn't spoiling...
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Hard salami is one such fermented sausage.
Infant feces makes your salami hard?
Doo-proofing (Score:1)
So what I just understood is that if I line my yard with east-west rows of low chicken wire fencing such that the neighbors' dogs can't face north or south while on my property, they will not poo in my yard.
BRILLIANT!
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Magnetic poo (Score:3)
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Hey, I've always want to visit the East Pole.
Well, ever since Stile found out about it anyway.
Bananas vs Grapes (Score:4, Interesting)
When I was in school I worked at a grocery store for 7 years. I never once saw somebody slip on a banana in the produce department. I did however see many people nearly break their necks slipping on grapes. Those things are slippery when stepped on. But then again, it was rare there was just a peel of a banana on the ground verses a whole banana. Grapes are very slippy, that's why you often see carpets on the ground around them in grocery stores.
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Grapes are round, so it is not a surprise that people slip on the rolling grape, rather than slip on a slippery surface.
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Grapes also contain enough liquid they can induce hydroplaning with certain footwear. I'd say bananas are dry enough they aren't likely to cause that phenomenon, even when there's a pile of them to step on.
Re:Bananas vs Grapes (Score:5, Informative)
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That experiment was all wrong. They should have placed the peels flat, not splayed out.
Re:Bananas vs Grapes (Score:5, Interesting)
The reason that this became a widespread thing is that it was typically used in physical comedy in the early cinema era. Banana skins actually were substituted for horse dung, which is slippery to step in, and this was a much more common occurrence back before cars became ubiquitous. It was considered unseemly to show someone slipping in horse droppings, and would be stopped by the overzealous censors (not to mention offend the sensibilities of the time). The discarded banana skin took on the role as an inoffensive placeholder.
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Do you.... do you have an onion on your belt?
Re:Bananas vs Grapes (Score:5, Funny)
Well, it was the fashion of the time. Now gimme five bees for a quarter.
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Well, ain't you a huckleberry above a persimmon. If I had a nickel for every person I met as smart as you, I'd have myself five cents.
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Re:Bananas vs Grapes (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Bananas vs Grapes (Score:4, Interesting)
The reason it became a widespread thing was that it was actually a widespread thing. In the late 1800s bananas became so popular that coupled with the practice of the day to leave garbage out on urban streets, rotting banana peels were in fact a noted hazard.
In other discussions on bananas, usually on the demise of the Gros Michael banana, I've heard it stated that such incidents were the major driving force behind public trash cans in cities.
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This is interesting, and I hate to ask, but...citation? It's very interesting if true.
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It was something that stuck in my mind from an explanation from a colleague, (Ph.D in film studies) so I'm not sure of a good citation. The best I can find with a quick Google is an appeal to QI (http://www.comedy.co.uk/guide/tv/qi/episodes/8/12/)
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Today's bananas are not the slippery bananas of vaudeville yore. The current cultivar of mass-produced banana is the Cavendish, which replaced the earlier Gros Michel when it started succumbing to widespread outbreaks of the Panama Disease fungus. Apart from having a somewhat different flavor and texture, they also have different peels, with the peel of the Gros Michel supposedly being much slipperier. Thus, the joke used to make a lot more sense (even though banana-related accidents were still a ridicul
It's the early morning people who are nuts (Score:1)
Who the hell do you know is a morning person? That one dude at the office? How many people are awake like, "Ugh, fuck, too early for this shit, coffee..."?
They say it's DSPD. You won't sleep like a normal person, you stay up late, then you don't get up until 10 or 11. Yeah, right. And normal people enforce a bed time, drag their asses out of bed groggily, then come in and futz around for a few hours until about lunch, and suddenly become active.
Guess which behavior's normal?
Re:It's the early morning people who are nuts (Score:4, Interesting)
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Very similar results with me too, although for me that effect waited until I was 35'ish.
Plural of anecdote = data?
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Plural of anecdote = data?
And thus you prove to the world one and for all that all those young whipper snappers really are psychopaths.
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Same here. I was a night owl in my youth. Then I got married and had kids. The baby period reconditioned me to the point where I'm up at 3:00AM most days. I'm so tired that by 8:30PM I'm rushing to get the kids tucked in and read to so I can go to bed at 9:00PM and the cycle repeats.
The good news is that I'm at the SysAdmin job at 5:30AM and have a good three hours with the servers before the rest of the folks arrive. I'm out by 3:00PM, have some day light, and I'm still a psychopath (I'll fix your log
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And normal people enforce a bed time, drag their asses out of bed groggily, then come in and futz around for a few hours until about lunch,
I go to bed when I'm tired. And I generally wake up before the alarm clock. I used to start work at 6:00AM and get most of my work done before the lazy shits and psychopathic boss rolled in and wasted the rest of the day bullshitting about sports team scores and betting pools.
If you push yourself, both physically and mentally, you won't stay up late easily. Its the lazy bastards that are up until all hours. And your need for sleep isn't proportional to your previous day's activities. So you'll still need o
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Actually, coffee may be part of that.
Turns out that coffee delays the build up of some chemical that makes you tired... i.e. it makes your body clock run slow, when taken in the morning.
However, if you take it late at night, before you go to bed, then the level of that chemical goes down more quickly and you'll wake up earlier the next day. Surprisingly it doesn't make it that much harder to go to sleep either, although if you're not already tolerant to coffee, all bets are off on falling asleep promptly.
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Well, me, for one. Get up between 4:30 and 5:00 AM every morning, walk several miles before breakfast.
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I've noticed about five people have responded, and some of them have user IDs in the millions. That's a pretty small cross-section; and I've had up to 50 responses to posts on Slashdot in under an hour, when I've really pissed the crowd off with some uncomfortable fact. I'm not taking much stock in the overwhelming rise of the majority rule of morning people here.
There is some evidence [slashdot.org] that 80% of the population awakens far too early, to detrimental effect on health. The idea has gained some traction s
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There is some evidence
Missing link (not the caveman type).
that 80% of the population awakens far too early,
Or goes to bed too late?
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or goes to bed too late?
The implication is that humans are genetically predisposed to be awake for a few hours after the sun goes down, and sensitive to daylight. It's the same as tulips opening at night, or mice sleeping during the day. It appears 80% of humans are genetically predisposed to stay up later and wake up later than agrarian society dictates (you have to get up way early to tend crops and milk cows).
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For what it's worth, I don't use an alarm to get up. 4:30 to 5:00 is just when I wake up naturally.
Once upon a time, many years ago, I drank a lot of coffee and sodas. I had a hard time waking up, and my ideal was to sleep till 11 or so.
I stopped with the caffeine, and after all the side-effects worked their way through my system, I found that I woke up like switching on a light switch - from fully asleep to fully awake in a second or two....
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The original comment, that noone is a morning person, was the sort of comment that will only produce responses that contradict it - why would someone bother with "yeah, I can't get things going before noon either"?
So, no, the responses saying, in effect, "I am a morning person you ignorant clod" should not be read as saying anything other than "yeah, there are some people who are morning people. Maybe not many,
Night owls (Score:5, Insightful)
"night owl" people are more likely to be psychopaths than early risers.
If you stop waking us up at ungodly hours of the morning, maybe we wouldn't be so stressed out. Did you ever think of that Mr Be-at-work-at-Nine-or-you're-fired?
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I read it at 05:17.
But it's early evening somewhere else! *denial*
Vindicated! (Score:3)
Chuck Jones, call your office.
Dog Lovers (Score:2)
Jaroslav Flegr, Jan Havlíek and Jitka Hanuova-Lindova, and to David Hanauer, Naren Ramakrishnan, Lisa Seyfried, for investigating whether it is mentally hazardous for a human being to own a cat.
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Sadly, the committee overlooked a potential winner (Score:2)
My favorite research paper of the year:
"Quantification of Pizza Baking Properties of Different Cheeses, and Their Correlation with Cheese Functionality,"
Maybe next year.
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Mozzarella should be the primary cheese, but there's nothing wrong with adding a bit of gorgonzola, parmesan, fontina, pecorino, provolone or scamorza for a bit of added flavor.
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If it isn't mozz, get it the fuck off my pizza!
This man gets it.
Pizza needs one fucking cheese and it's mozzarella. Everything else is pure fucking shit functionally.
Infected Site? (Score:2)
I wouldn't go to that link if I were you. My office system warned me of a malicious exploit there: "A known bad file was blocked from opening." Program: winners[1].htm(Exploit)
Might be a false alarm .. but then again, maybe not.
Hmmph. Keep asking 'why'. (Score:2)
To paraphrase Feynman, all accurate science is good science because despite how meaningless you may think your findings are, someone in the future may come along and do something wonderful with them. Keep asking 'why'.
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To paraphrase Feynman, all accurate science is good science because despite how meaningless you may think your findings are, someone in the future may come along and do something wonderful with them. Keep asking 'why'.
To quote Whitman: That you are here–that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you have to watch this fucking obnoxious iPhone commercial again. That the powerful play goes on and you have to watch this fucking obnoxious iPhone commercial again.
The Wizard of Speed and Time (Score:2)
Slippery banana peels remind me of a favorite scene from The Wizard of Speed and Time [youtube.com].
I for one welcome (Score:2)
me as your on the computer at 3am psychopath overlord who has to get up at 7am.
Aha! (Score:2)
and that "night owl" people are more likely to be psychopaths than early risers.
The same thing we do every night, Pinky ...
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Loads of folks don't RTFA.
Some don't even RTFS.
It's a special sort that can't even properly RTFT.
One must remember the clowns.... (Score:2)
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Can't tell if trolling...
None the less...
"The Ig Nobel Prizes are a parody of the Nobel Prizes and are given each year in early October for ten unusual or trivial achievements in scientific research. The stated aim of the prizes is to "honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think." The awards are sometimes veiled criticism (or gentle satire), but are also used to point out that even the most absurd-sounding avenues of research can yield useful knowledge."
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That didn't used to be the criteria. Back in the old days (you young punk...), nearly all the IgNobels were given for completely daft yet published works. Like the Japanese fella who claimed to find microscopic homuncula, or the folks who sold DNA-free fragrance in a double-helix bottle, or measuring people's brainwave patterns while they chewed different flavors of gum.
Nowadays it's all "wait, that actually makes sense after all!" What's the fun in that?
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Re:This is asinine in the extreme. (Score:5, Insightful)
These prizes should go to people who contribute to the scientific community in such a way as to better humanity. no one gives 2 shits about why banana peels are slippery.
Somewhere right now, someone is posting an outraged message on Facebook about how scientists got a Nobel Peace Prize for research on banana peels, and suggesting that we cut all science funding.
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It seems like a silly thing to research until a coating is developed for artificial joints that makes them last twice as long... made from polymers designed to have surface characteristics derived from banana peels.
Science is funny like that. You take something with no real practical purpose like a silicon carbide crystal and a cat's-whisker detector, and 60 years later you have the LED. It is foolish to look at an avenue of knowledge and declare that it is a waste. Without being able to see into the fut
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anyone know more?
Nope. Get to work for the 2015 prize.