Magnetic Stimulation Boosts Memory In Humans 74
sciencehabit writes: Our memories are annoyingly glitchy. Names, dates, birthdays, and the locations of car keys fall through the cracks, losses that accelerate at an alarming pace with age and in neurodegenerative diseases. Now, by applying electromagnetic pulses through the skull to carefully targeted brain regions, researchers have found a way to boost memory performance in healthy people. The new study (abstract) sheds light on the neural networks that support memories and may lead to therapies for people with memory deficits, researchers say.
Similar studies have been performed using electric current.
"Carefully targetted" (Score:4, Informative)
Somehow, I think I'll be seeing bullshit products on infomercials that are "proven" to enhance memory that won't actually do anything besides "be magnets that cost $100".(5 easy payments of $19.99)
Re:"Carefully targetted" (Score:4, Funny)
Instead of a magnetic arm bracelet, it will be a magnetic halo for your head in order to give you god-like memory abilities. (only 5 easy payments of $19.99)
Bah! I've been doing this for years... people just couldn't see it because of the aluminum foil!
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"Strong magnetic fields have also been linked to brain tumors."
No.
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Well, as far as those infomercials go, I can tell you that those products actually... ah, ... wanted to say, uhm, ... uh, -- I forget what it was.
Let's get this out of the way... (Score:5, Informative)
These are magnetic pulses. No, strapping magnets to your wrist/ankle/belly/tinfoil-hat still won't accomplish anything.
Re:Let's get this out of the way... (Score:4, Funny)
Oh great, NOW you tell me. I already stole all the magnets from the company kitchen and made a hat out of them. Oh well, if nothing else it'll be a great conversation starter.
Re:Let's get this out of the way... (Score:5, Funny)
It's the rate of change of magnetic flux that does the trick. You get changing flux from a changing electrical current, or from a moving magnet. So maybe if you loaded the magnets into a shotgun, then fired them through your brain, you'd notice an effect.
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So maybe if you loaded the magnets into a shotgun, then fired them through your brain, you'd notice an effect.
This gets my vote for Best Quote of the Day.
Wait, he thought, this was a poor life choice... (Score:2)
So, in theory, standing near a nuclear explosion to get a direct cranial hit from the EMP it generates should do wonders for your mental capacity....
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It's the rate of change of magnetic flux that does the trick.
So, in theory, standing near a nuclear explosion to get a direct cranial hit from the EMP it generates should do wonders for your mental capacity....
For some definition of "wonders", yes.
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Yes. You will absolutely remember every detail of the explosion for the rest of your life.
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So maybe if you loaded the magnets into a shotgun, then fired them through your brain, you'd notice an effect.
You know, I've heard that you get the same effect by using rocks as with magnets. You don't hear about that as much because the medical industry wants to keep you in the dark and hooked on expensive magnetic technology instead of actually curing the issue for once and for all, cheaply and effectively. But take my word for it - rocks work just as well and only costs the time it takes to find the rig
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No silly. If you blast magnets through your brain you'll destroy your brain tissue.
Much better to go put your head on the track of a mag lev train. Your brain tissue will be fine and you'll get super magnetic field strength
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oh, so I should sit on the magnet and spin?
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I You get changing flux from a changing electrical current, or from a moving magnet.
How about (iron-rich) blood *moving* past a stationary magnet?
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The peak rate of flow for blood appears to be well under 1 m/s, even in the largest vessels. No, you won't get a noticeable effect.
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So maybe if you loaded the magnets into a shotgun, then fired them through your brain, you'd notice an effect.
I suspect you wouldn't notice anything. Ever.
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You're on the right track, but I think you'd still be short on power by several orders of magnitude. Even if you strap it directly to your head, your subwoofer's still only good for causing headaches and annoying bystanders.
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perhaps a 5kg skull-mounted tactile transducer might do the trick?
Re:Let's get this out of the way... (Score:4, Funny)
subwoofers ...causing headaches and annoying bystanders.
Subwoofers - causing annoying bystanders for over 50 years!
Don't you just love the playful ambiguities of the English language?
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subwoofers ...causing headaches and annoying bystanders.
Subwoofers - causing annoying bystanders for over 50 years!
Don't you just love the playful ambiguities of the English language?
Only because someone doesn't know how to properly use a comma.
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So, what you're saying is that you need spinning magnets?
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No, not spinning, reciprocating -- moving in and out.
You know, like the ones in that Insane Clown Posse song that everyone keeps quoting.
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These are magnetic pulses. No, strapping magnets to your wrist/ankle/belly/tinfoil-hat still won't accomplish anything.
That means they can sell you a battery pack for the halo.
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Hmm, your belief in chiropraxy seems to be a symptom of a transfinite nth-dimensional neurotronic gluocyte infestation. You're lucky I read your post when I did; continued belief could have caused severe cognitive limitation and/or deficiency, but, out of the goodness of my heart, for only 49,99$ a month, I will make sure to safeguard you from continued influence by daily astral projection sessions.
(tl;dr: chiropractic subluxation is a thing that does not exist)
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It's a shame Dr.Bob [slashdot.org] is no longer with us. Your troll is a mere 1/1000th the power of his.
Wow. That's an impressive body of work.
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By the laws of Homeopathy, that makes it 1000 times more powerful.
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The malleus maleficarum has a definition of witches, that doesn't mean witches exist.
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"The same nonsense can be said about chiropractic. It has been proven over and over again that verterbral subluxations are the root cause of many ailments..."
Doctor Bob, is that you? We thought you had died of a subluxation.
Did you notice in the article (Score:3)
It is annoying how many fundamentalists.there are on here. Intelligent only in the cognitive domain. Science requires agnosticism. Engineering requires pessimism.
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My claim: Two o'clock comes before 5 o'clock.
Two o'clock: when concentration problems start with no noots
Five o'clock: when concentration problems start with noots
Tested daily. Of course you do not have phenomenological access to my mind.
Proof that this is somewhat related to Limitless ? Well you can watch the movie and see if you agree.
On Reddit you will see many people who use noots test themselves regularly on Lumosity or the Stanford tests, to try to rule out placebo eff
Re:pulsing (Score:5, Funny)
"How long" isn't the question, but "how fast". You should be accelerating it to a few kilometers/sec, then reversing its velocity when it's a few millimeters from your scalp. You should probably do this in a vacuum, to avoid confounding influences from shockwaves.
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Nope. "High tension" means high voltage, which is done so they can get away with low current, which means low magnetic (b-field) coupling. And the rate-of-change is also low, because it's a 60hz sine wave, not an aggressive fast-rise-time pulse. Finally, it's a line (approximately), not a coil -- the magnetic flux is proportional to the number of turns, and for a transmission line the number of turns is 1.
Now, the electric field effects from high-tension lines are another matter entirely.
MRI doesn't help though? (Score:2)
Have there been any studies correlating MRI's to better memory?
And/or everybody gets an MRI as part part of your 'getting older checkups' like a colonoscapy?
I had a brain tumour, and lobectomy to remove it. my memory is kinda crappy (except for things that I deem are *VERY* important (like wifes birthday).
I want something to fix me!
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Memory decline (Score:3)
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I have actually found my memory has been getting better with age, but I had a horrible memory as a child. I've been finding that the more I learn, the more ways I have to associate knowledge, allowing me to better recall or learn new knowledge.
I'm guessing you don't watch a lot of TV.
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An example is I was also very interested in Japanese many years back in college, around 22. I started to to self teach the Hiragana. I only made it a small way in because I had issues remembering the characters, even though I spent over a month trying to remember them. I'm now 30 and I have recently taken up
Here come the cow magnet hats (Score:1)
I'd rather exercise (Score:1)
I want to take care of my mind too, but I'd rather do so by exercising. I've read several articles, including this one [medicaldaily.com], which said that exercising helps protect your brain from decline. I'm not a doctor, but exercise just seems safer than applying electromagnetic pulses through the skull.
MRI did have some effect with my wife (Score:3)
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In related news, since staring at the sun through a large telescope can damage your retina, DON'T DARE LOOK AT YOUR PHONE SCREEN! It emits DEADLY PHOTONS of electromagnetic RADIATION!!11!
Something to keep in mind should you ever decide to timidly stick your head out of your cave.
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I know you're being facetious, but the computer screen is actually a pretty good example to work with in explaining this point, which I will attempt...
Screens don't damage your retina. (I actually spent a few days digging through this subject in an effort to verify that one way or the other). However, they can have other deleterious physiological/neurological effects, one of which being blue light, which at night can serve to mess up your sleep rhythms and your melatonin levels.
Understanding these ef
F'ing magents (Score:1)