Study: Dinosaurs "Shrank" Regularly To Become Birds 138
An anonymous reader writes A new study suggests that large dinosaurs shrunk to small birds to survive over a period of around 50 million years. Aside from a few large species, most modern birds are predominantly tiny and look nothing at all like their prehistoric meat-eating ancestors. The evolutionary process that governed this transformation has not been well understood, but now researchers from the University of Adelaide in Australia have put together a detailed family tree mapping the evolution of therapod dinosaurs to the agile flying birds we see today. Their results indicated that meat-eating dinosaurs underwent several distinct periods of miniaturization over the last 50 million years which took them down from an average weight of 163kg to just 0.8kg before finally becoming modern birds.
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Think of it as evolution in action.
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First of all, Dinasours never existed. The fossils were put there by Satan.
Now, since birds are claimed to be dinasours one can only come to the conclusion that birds do not in fact exist.
The data is there to prove it. The only point where you and I disagree is how that data is interpreted and since I have the Word of the Lord, it is obvious that I am right.
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First of all, Dinasours never existed. The fossils were put there by Satan.
Wrong. The fossils were put there by a noodley appendage.
Re:No no no. (Score:5, Funny)
Wrong. The noodley appendage is a make-believe idea put in our heads by the Invisible Pink Unicorn to test our faith in her.
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Please.
Pastafarianism is readily historically verifiable as being deliberately conceived of as a fake religion for the express purpose of satirizing other religious beliefs, not so much to mock those specific beliefs, but to actually show how ludicrous it is to use science classes in school to teach scientifically unverifiable stories about the origin of mankind, arguing that the Flying Spaghetti Monster story has exactly as much scientifically credible as any other unverifiable account of the origin of mankind (which is a mostly accurate assessment, the only difference that I can think of being that how the story of the FSM came about, and the entire purpose of its existence, to mock the teaching of Intelligent Design in schools, is very well historically documented, so the comparison isn't valid 100%... but it's close).
So if you are going to lay claim to any kind of sincere belief in a religion, you should probably try picking one whose origins are lost in obscurity by the passage of time, or at least pick one where there isn't an abundance of documentation to show that the originator only invented it to mock a specific idea, not as something that anyone should necessarily seriously believe in.
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Please. That origin story was put there by Satan to test our faith. You don't really believe it was all made up, do you?
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It's was put there by God to test are faith in Satan. All Hail the lord of Knowledge, Satan.
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How do you feel about the Latter Day Saints?
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How do you feel about the Latter Day Saints?
Wait... that isn't a parody religion too?
The Latter Day Saints Movement was never meant as a parody religion. Joseph Smith Jr truly believed what he preached. He saw inconsistencies among the various Christian sects of the day and the King James Translation of the Bible. What Joseph taught was supposed to remedy that; it was never meant to be taken as a work of fiction, or used to parody the mainstream. Whether he taught eternal truth is a matter of faith. I believe, you probably don't. Let's live and let live.
As another poster pointed out, the Fl
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True enough, but when the historically validated origins of a so-called "religion" belie the notion that it was actually eveer something that the person who brought about the religion ever genuinely believed in, and was intended to be a religion, it kind of takes the ridiculousness to the next level. Bobby Henderson wasn't delusional... he is an intelligent man, and never seriously made any claim to have received divine insight for his original proposed belief in the FSM, it was an open letter, specifical
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Pastafarianism is readily historically verifiable as being deliberately conceived of as a fake religion for the express purpose of satirizing other religious beliefs,
All that readily "historically verifiable" evidence, just like these fossils, was staged.
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Wait, I've been told that evolution "stopped" 10,000 years ago and that is why human intelligence is exactly the same for everybody except for dissidents who are stupid, stupid, stupid.
I'd really be interested what kind of supernatural force made evolution "stop" for humans but allowed it for dinosaurs and all other non-humans. Also why - and how - does this supernatural force make an exception to the exception for dissidents and makes only them stupid, while everybody else is exactly equal?
Basically we hav
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I have no idea what you're talking about. Evolution never "stopped" and no one credible said that.
As for humans, modern humans are about 50,000 years old, and went through a bottleneck. That's not long in evoloutionary terms given the rather slow development of human. The genetic diversity of humans is actuallt rather low compared to many other species.
Intelligence certainly has a strong genetic factor, but it is very, very complex. It also has significant non-genetic factors too.
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I have no idea what you're talking about. Evolution never "stopped" and no one credible said that.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sci... [telegraph.co.uk]
http://bigthink.com/videos/we-... [bigthink.com]
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"Wait, I've been told that evolution "stopped" 10,000 years ago ..."
Your priest lied to you.
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You're not feeding a religious troll, you're feeding a racist troll.
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Actually, because of the expansion of space-time, the dinosaurs stayed the same size.
Makes Perfect Sense (Score:5, Interesting)
In times of constriction of resources, those life forms with the minimal caloric needs tend to flourish.
What a beautiful and strange World it must have been in the dinosaurs heyday to support a seven ton carnivore and a 50,000 to 100,000 kilo plant eater.
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Support global warming!
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There was a lot more oxygen in the air back then. It wasn't just hotter. With the lower oxygen levels the huge dinos wouldn't do so well because they didn't have muscles for breathing like we do.
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I think you are rather badly mistaken [wolframalpha.com]. There was actually much less oxygen in the atmosphere then.
Warning, link is not really a webpage, js required :( but you can search yourself for a better source.
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Your point still stands that there wasn't more oxygen in the atmosphere, but by the end it was about the same [wolframalpha.com]
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Wonder what the atmospheric pressure was at the time? We always assume that the atmosphere has been consistent but I've never seen any research on it.
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The Flintones happen in the future. ;)
http://www.cracked.com/quick-f... [cracked.com]
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There's also the argument that wings evolved from smaller structures which were held angled down to in turn hold the running bipod proto-bird (or advanced dinosaur) down when making sharp turns at high speeds (like automotive spoilers) . Strange as that idea sounds, if this actually worked, then it helps explain what's otherwise a pretty large gap - evolving flight. Arms races, as this one where the predators would be trying to outcorner their fleeing prey, and the prey would be trying to evade ever more agile predators, are often considered as explanations for complex evolutionary paths, and may well be true in this case, but it also means we would have an even harder time matching feathers to any specific climate data - as we don't know whether insualtion was the major advantage of the structures just because the animal didn't have the wing surface for actual flight..
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If you were watching it you'd probably feel you were in slow-mo. Ever tried to ride an elephant? It's sloooooooow and even though they might stampede over a very short distance it's quickly over and back to a trot. Despite the huge size most estimates of T. Rex's speed suggests a human sprinter could outrun it, it only needed to catch even slower dinosaurs. If you want action I'd take a leopard and a gazelle instead.
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Have you ever seen elephants running? Walking and running are different.
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larger is often a breeding advantage.
We got a chubby chaser over here.
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Penguins Came from Whence? (Score:4, Funny)
I wanna see the armor plated Tyrannopenguin.
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http://i.imgur.com/Tkhwh.jpg [imgur.com]
The Red Queen (Score:5, Interesting)
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Yeah I'm smaller than the others, but ain't I pretty?
That's not how sexual selection works!
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Does sexual selection actually work at all? Less controversially, does it accomplish anything regular natural selection can't, or is is an explanation that is simply redundant to natural selection as a whole?
For example, there are some species, such as Walruses, where there are extreme differences between males and females, and we use Sexual Selection to explain how those evolved. The problem with that is revealed by Bighorn Sheep, among various other species. There, we h
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Female Bighorns seem to go off with the loser as often as the winner, or sometimes take up with a mate who isn't engaging in the head butting displays at all.
Sounds like someone is misinterpreting their mating rituals.
If I were to replace Bighorns with Humans in that sentence and place the context in a bar fight it all makes perfect sense.
The female is just as likely to go off with the loser as the winner and if she doesn't want to end up with a retard who engages in bar fights she goes off with someone else.
Seems to me like Bighorns are smarter than previously thought.
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Dinosaurs went obsolete (Score:3, Interesting)
Because of the square cube law, gigantism is energetically expensive. The bigger an animal gets, the heavier it gets (disproportionately), and the more energy it needs to move. But size is relatively easy to tweak genetically, so making animals bigger to out compete their mating or territorial/predatory rivals must have been a solution which evolution hit on pretty quickly. But then evolution moved on, developing more sophisticated technology like feathers, hollow bones, and more powerful brains which could support flight and cooperative pack hunting, and gigantism became a relatively more expensive and less useful trait. Huge dinosaurs disappeared, for the same reason huge battleships did. Put a t-Rex into a forest with a pride of hungry lions. How long do you think the Rex would last?
- Tristan
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What do you mean? An African or European tyrannosaurus rex?
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Has he got shit all over himself?
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Re:Dinosaurs went obsolete (Score:4, Funny)
Do you mean Laurassian or Gondwanan tyrannosaurus rex?
King of the Forest, they don't live in (Score:2)
King of the Forest, they don't live in.
http://www.buzzle.com/articles/lion-habitat-where-do-lions-live.html [buzzle.com]
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Put a t-Rex into a forest with a pride of hungry lions. How long do you think the Rex would last?
Depends on whether there's something the Rex can eat. It probably could hunt elephants or hippos, but there's not much else out there that they can catch. Most mammals are small and fast. I imagine the Rex would become almost exclusively a well-armed scavenger. And the lions' calculation would be that something that big and that toothy is going to take a bunch of us down if we try to take it on. Let's hunt zebras instead. Odds are good that the Rexes would learn to follow lion prides around and take their k
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Wrong. Battleships were so big because they needed to be to carry what was then the most effective weapon available: high-caliber, long-range gunnery. By the end of WWII they had been rendered obsolete by the development of effective naval aviation, carried on aircraft carriers that are even bigger than battleships were.
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Aircraft carriers are only bigger by volume but they weight much less than the biggest battleships. So for all practical purposes (especially cost) they are smaller than battleships.
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Aircraft carriers are only bigger by volume but they weight much less than the biggest battleships. So for all practical purposes (especially cost) they are smaller than battleships.
Nope. The biggest carriers are larger than the biggest battleships.
The Nimitz is near 100,000 Tons.
The Yamato (largest ever battleship) was closer to 65,000.
The HMS Vanguard (the last battleship built, and the UK's largest, though given it's radar and armament---100 AA guns---it was as much of an antiaircraft platform as a battl
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Are you sure? The wave motion gun had to weigh at least 40,000 tons by itself.
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pffft, the UK. What do they know about ships?
That, lads and lasses, was a joke.
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The T-Rex would go extinct after only 50 years if all it had to eat was lions.
Unless of course someone raised a lot of lions to keep feeding T-Rex's. Or maybe T-Rex might think it was really cute how a kitty was chewing on it's bunions -- that tickles.
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Put a t-Rex into a forest with a pride of hungry lions. How long do you think the Rex would last?
Interesting question, the answer would obviously depend on whether the T-Rex would find enough food. Maybe the T-Rex could hunt elephants? Also new research hints that T-Rex may have been more of a scavanger than a hunter, so maybe T-Rex just follows the lions and chases them away everytime they kill a gazelle? On the other hand, a T-Rex probably weights more than a pack of lions, therefore it would have to snat
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Haven't you encountered a frightening number of ID idiots who insist - often a top volume - my grandaddy warn't no MONKEY!
Your observation is true, but given the sheer number of people proud to be ignorant, not super useful.
For their benefit - and thus, ours - we gotta watch that flippant phrasing.
As the environment changed, dinosaurs evolve to be smaller, and eventually into birds.
Not catchy, but easier to defend.
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And you know whats really cool? There is now evidence that all dinosaurs may have had at least downy feathers when hatched.
So, next time you have the opportunity to hold a baby chick. close your eyes, imagine no phones, cars, planes, no humans. Just dinosaurs. The feeling you get when petting that chick is the same thing you would feel holding a dinosaur.
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The phrasing is good enough for anyone who isn't an idiot or a pedant
I.e., not good enough for Slashdot.
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Not all of them (Score:2)
Sorry guys, we got lost on the way.
Signed,
turtles.
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If you want a bird that will eat voles, get a bird that has evolved to eat voles. Try either a falcon (kestrel, hobby, or other variants of "raptor"), or an ostrich. In either case, expect it to put "chicken" on it's menu too.
Big things eat little things ; the size difference between chicken and vole isn't enough in favour of the chicken for the vole to be considered "food" (unless it's a baby?). Few insects are that big though, so they're on "Chicken Men
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Wow, yeah. There are some good videos [youtube.com] on YouTube - it's not hard to imagine similar scenes in the Triassic.
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Oh come on - the mouse in the video seems to be extremely slow and probably already heavily injured. The chickens outnumber the mouse and are so confused and timid that they let it get away.
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That's domestication for you... You can be pretty sure that guinea fowls, which have kept more of their hunting instinct, would have made short work of the mouse.
That said, from the point of view of the mouse that whole scene must have played much like something out of Jurassic Park 2 or 3.
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Have chickens. Check out their feet. "Dinosaur" will indeed cross your mind.
We have wild turkeys where I work. Every time I see a flock, I think of the little pack of dinosaurs (Compsognathus?) that eats Wayne Knight in "Jurassic Park", and shudder. And the turkeys are actually much larger than this. Fortunately they also seem to be relatively slow-moving and don't eat anything larger than insects.
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Some birds have heads that practically scream "dinosaur".
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My parrot has a head that will scream "dinosaur"..
heh.
OT: this stuff was solved in the 90's (Score:2)
How is it a tech site can't produce a decent news reader? Come on, this stuff was solved in the 90's or so. I write up a nice posting, I see that all the lines between paragraphs are missing. Let's see, should I manually go and add a "br" between each? Ok, easy enough, but my entire living has been about making computers to the simple boring stuff for me. So I innocently click "options", make the correct selection, and "save". Well, it saved alright. Everything except the posting I had just spent 15 minutes
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haven't you heard, all the slashdot intelligentsia made a mass exodus to kuro5hin.org
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Thx, I checked it out, saw this immediately "Jerry Jeff Walker 'LET OUR MIKE GO'". An interesting poem, I thought, then finally got it that it was to the tune of Mr. Bojangles. I may have found a new home.
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Just one question. (Score:2)
Should I post the same post here that I did on SovlentNews? Oops, too late, I didn't.
But it had something to do with tasting like chicken. It was really good, seriously.
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*ROAR!*
T-Rex: "See! THAT'S how you do it! Make sure they can't run because they've just packed those "pants" things with a fear-spawned self-crapping! Now you try!"
*CHEEP!*
Hummingbird: "How'd I do? He still looks terrified. But I can't tell if that's me or you!"
T-Rex: *SNIGGER* "Oh! It's you!" *SNERK* "Definitely you!"
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*Nuclear missiles*
*Winter feeding*
Welcome to the age of mammals, dude.
Obligatory XKCD (Score:3)
http://xkcd.com/1211/ [xkcd.com] This is a good world....
Such Imaginations (Score:1)
I can't believe that 'scientists' actually believe their 'facts'. 50 million years - 50 trillion years - not gonna convert from 163kg lizard to just 0.8kg bird. Birds become birds, lizards become lizards ,,,,,
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Reading through the comments and following the debate, it is clear that evolution may be an incorrect theory
I read thru the comments but didn't see any debate, nor was it clear to me what made it clear to you that Evolution was an incorrect theory. Could you please present the case where magic is the root of all things as I am sure you are juuuust busting at the seams to do because I totally want to believe in magic. Thanks! (special thanks if your solution involves hottie chicks with wings)
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stop conflating fact of evol w theory of nat sel.