Dogs Defecate In Alignment With Earth's Magnetic Field 222
Daniel_Stuckey writes "But for whatever its worth, all that spinning is far from arbitrary. What dog owners witness is a small and furry version of the aurora borealis and a link between species and environment that's as holistic and beautiful as a dog pooping can be. A team of Czech and German researchers found that dogs actually align themselves with the Earth's magnetic field when they poop. Proving at least that they're really devoted to their work, the researchers measured the direction of the body axis of 70 dogs from 37 breeds during 1,893 defecations and 5,582 urinations over the course of two years, and found that dogs "prefer to excrete with the body being aligned along the North-south axis under calm magnetic field conditions." They fittingly published their results [abstract] in the journal Frontiers in Zoology ."
wow (Score:5, Funny)
sounds like a shitty job
Re:wow (Score:5, Insightful)
But they have secured next year's igNobel...
Re:wow (Score:5, Funny)
I dunno, Ig may want to wipe their hands clean of this one.
Re:wow (Score:5, Funny)
If they ignore it, there could be a very big mess for them to clean up. They can't let someone else scoop up this prize. These researchers have it in the bag.
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Yes, but an ignobel in biology, medicine, or physics?
Re:wow (Score:5, Insightful)
What do you think grad students are for?
Re:wow (Score:5, Funny)
Abuse and entertainment?
Most Appropriate Journal (Score:2, Funny)
Should have been published in "Annals in Zoology" instead
I smell bullshit (Score:3)
I smell bullshit moving around the news media at this moment.
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I have 2 dogs. When they pee at the same time, they always do it at right angles to each other...
One of them obviously likes flux closure domains....
I wonder if they did the study with multiple dogs peeing at the same time. This could be your opportunity to publish a follow-up PhD in Zoology!
Re:I smell bullshit (Score:4, Interesting)
Dogs are pack animals. What if this behavior developed as a way of making sure they were all at right angles to each other when they stopped to defecate as a way to watch for predators from all sides?
dogs deficate not staring into the sun (Score:5, Insightful)
I suspect the dogs just don't like staring into the sun then they poo. I'd also speculate that since streets and walls tend to be aligned with the cardinal directions there's an overall alignment augmentation due to their surroundings. finally if they like to poo in a shadow of a tree then likely they may face back to the tree and thus have a bias to north or south alignments.
Re:dogs deficate not staring into the sun (Score:5, Funny)
I wonder which way they poo in space and can anyone hear them scream?
Re:dogs deficate not staring into the sun (Score:5, Funny)
Pooing in space has a well known direction:
Everywhere
Re:dogs deficate not staring into the sun (Score:4, Funny)
No, it seems to gravitate toward one's helmet. Dark particles called Murphons appear to be responsible.
Re: dogs deficate not staring into the sun (Score:5, Funny)
Naw, wouldn't pooping in space be called a floater?
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How is this not +5 funny? Fucking zero-g feces!
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I guess most mods find the idea of fucking zero-g feces repulsive, not funny. No wonder, I bet it's one of the rarest fetishes out there...
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Pooing in space has a well known direction:
Everywhere
Yes.
Yes it does:
http://www.nbcnews.com/science/poop-space-revisited-apollo-10s-floating-turds-pop-44-years-1C9284102 [nbcnews.com]
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The spinning around is exactly the same behavior they use to tamp down grass for a place to sleep.. I mean, do you really want blades of grass tickling your bum while you poop?
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The spinning around is exactly the same behavior they use to tamp down grass for a place to sleep.. I mean, do you really want blades of grass tickling your bum while you poop?
Hmph... I pay extra for that.
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But if it was to do with the sun, they'd poop randomly at night. The effect due to the sun during day poops would still be evident.
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Uh, dogs also poop at night. I don't the sun would be in their eyes at midnight.
You are assuming the researchers are watching at night.
Re:dogs deficate not staring into the sun (Score:5, Informative)
I suspect the dogs just don't like staring into the sun then they poo. I'd also speculate that since streets and walls tend to be aligned with the cardinal directions there's an overall alignment augmentation due to their surroundings. finally if they like to poo in a shadow of a tree then likely they may face back to the tree and thus have a bias to north or south alignments.
Wait. That means that during the early hours they should be facing West and during the late hours they should be facing East. At high noon it doesn't matter what they do. There's no sun-related time that would put bias on North/South axis alignment and the data shows a bias against East/West alignment.
As for the assertion that the alignment of streets and walls are involved, I accidentally RTFA and found this curious line. "The magnetic consciousness was observed only in dogs off leash, in the middle of a field."
Better yet, there's variation in behaviour that reflected magnetic fluctuations.
So it turns out dogshit science isn't as easy as you thought.
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I read the article too.
the standard deviations were ~100 degrees and the lower variation between magnetic fluctuations is simply due to fewer samples since those days are fewer. the article is crazy pants.
Re:dogs deficate not staring into the sun (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:dogs deficate not staring into the sun (Score:4, Funny)
My dog poops mostly facing east, but I believe that's because I always take him on walks at night along the same route, and there's a long straight easterly stretch close to the end of the route. Come to think of it, I don't remember ever seeing him poop facing north or south. Maybe he's broken.
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TFA mentioned that the study was conducted off-leash in a field. The owner has more influence than the magnetic field.
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I've found that shaking my dog vigorously or lightly tapping his face with my index finger gets him to realign correctly.
Can you write a grant application ? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:dogs deficate not staring into the sun (Score:5, Interesting)
According to the paper, studies were conducted in an open field and there was reportedly no bias based on whether data was recorded e.g., in the morning or in the afternoon. Due to the local weather conditions most of the time the skies were cloudy. When there chanced to be magnetic storms during the day then the dogs' North-South preference disappeared. They did a fairly good of controlling for other factors. The alignment of the magnetic field gave the best correlation.
Re:dogs deficate not staring into the sun (Score:5, Interesting)
The only time I've seen them go really randomish is when we're by a power station up the road. So maybe the story has a point.
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-1, uninsightful
The article actually addresses time of day and disproves this.
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the article is rubbish. there's a 100 degree standard deviation in the measurements. the slightest residual bias in the field, say an interesting tree, would completely overwhelm the measured averages with such whopper deviations.
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I'd also speculate that since streets and walls tend to be aligned with the cardinal directions
FYI: This is rarely the case in Germany and the Czech Republic where the study was performed.
Re:dogs deficate not staring into the sun (Score:5, Funny)
You mean, the frightful day-star, it can actually move?! How fast is it? Can I evade it?
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You mean, the frightful day-star, it can actually move?! How fast is it? Can I evade it?
~370 km/s (relative to the cosmic microwave background) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun [wikipedia.org]
That's slower than the speed of light, but if you see it coming at your planet, you can't avoid it unless you have a good space program.
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That's slower than the speed of light...
You don't say!
Re:dogs deficate not staring into the sun (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe this research was conducted by grad students. They wake up just before noon, and work for about an hour.
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Not only is it speculation, it is easily refuted speculation since time of day is considered in the actual article.
I do the same. (Score:5, Funny)
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Unless your house is very close to it, I doubt it would make much of a difference. Wait, Santa, is that you?
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The magnetic north pole does move around.
Yes, but not very quickly. [wikipedia.org]
Correlation (Score:5, Funny)
So which causes which?
My dog is broken... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:My dog is broken... (Score:5, Funny)
please have him subscribe to /. to get his shit straight...
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A more simple explanation, of course, is that there is an underground facility nearby that is wrecking havoc on the magnetic fields near my house.
Only way to be sure is to ask my dogs to carry a compass and keep a poop journal. "Iggy, if you can't write in the journal which direction you were facing
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Any high power lines near your house? Ham radio?
Plus, it only works off-leash in a field.
I was thinking that this was a good reason to keep a dog with you if exploring uncharted territory though; not only can you use the excrement to find your way back, you can also take your bearings from it.
I wonder if this extends to other animals as well... for animals excreting patties or drops, it wouldn't be too useful, but for those excreting logs it could be a useful addition to moss and sun tracking :)
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not only can you use the excrement to find your way back...
Hansel? Is that you?
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Why do we insist on speculating that animals have all of these magical abilities, like the ability to tell which way is north, ability to tell when an earthquake is coming, ability to tell when a person has cancer, etc. Humans are animals too, and yet we can't do any of these things (without tools). Frankly, I think the people who say animals can do these things are just full of crap.
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Re:My dog is broken... (Score:5, Insightful)
Why do we insist on speculating that animals have all of these magical abilities, like the ability to tell which way is north, ability to tell when an earthquake is coming, ability to tell when a person has cancer, etc. Humans are animals too, and yet we can't do any of these things (without tools). Frankly, I think the people who say animals can do these things are just full of crap.
Different species have different senses, and levels of senses. Your eyesight is much, much keener than a dog's, although not as good as an eagle's; your sense of smell is much better than the eagle's, but nowhere near as good as the dog's. And the way brains with very different structures process the information is different too. Is that really so difficult to believe?
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And, of course, we need good empirical evidence to help determine what we should be willing to believe about these things. Hence, we need studies like this. Otherwise, all we're able to do is speculate about what the senses (ours and other animals) are capable of.
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Yes, exactly! There are a whole bunch of things "everybody knows" that just aren't true, and until we study these things we have no real way to know which is which.
Re:My dog is broken... (Score:5, Insightful)
This is the opposite - trying to work out more about senses instead of putting it all down to magic.
They smell different and dogs are better at smelling than us. That's all it is. Sensors can be used instead of dogs now that it has been worked out what the dogs are smelling.
Finding stuff in the dark looks like magic too until echo location is described.
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He defecates in random directions.
Maybe it's been using Dual_EC_DRBG and the NSA hacked him?
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He may not be broken. Do you live at the magnetic North pole?
When I am lost in the forest (Score:2)
If I am in a tropical forest, and I can't see where is the sun because so many trees and every direction is "green", have no GPS neither a device with WIFI
I am saved
soooo; (Score:5, Interesting)
they won't poop on a magnetized carpet?
Re:soooo; (Score:5, Funny)
they won't poop on a magnetized carpet?
Oscillate the field and you've at least got an exercise device.
And cats still don't give a sh** (Score:3, Insightful)
Patent Pending (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Patent Pending (Score:5, Funny)
So stop dicking around already and put a dog in a Faraday cage to see if we can get a dog that doesn't poop!
They tried that. It worked for about a week.
Then, the dog exploded.
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True fact: When I was younger I would go for up to 2 weeks without defecating. Doctors were worried I would die but nothing bad happened except the excruciatingly painful and long sessions on the toilet where I prayed for death.
Re:Patent Pending (Score:5, Insightful)
You're oversharing again.
Re:Patent Pending (Score:4, Funny)
So stop dicking around already and put a dog in a Faraday cage to see if we can get a dog that doesn't poop!
Faraday cage? If we put him in Schrödinger's box he'll poop and not poop simultaneously until you open the box and fix his state, or that of the poop.... or.... oh never mind.
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A Faraday cage wouldn't stop static magnetic fields; you would need mu metal or superconducting materials to help decrease the magnetic field of earth.
Angling for an IgNobel? (Score:2)
You have to wonder at stories like this - are the researchers actually angling for an IgNobel, or do they have some other motive?
Worst. Compass. Ever. (Score:2)
Magnets (Score:3)
Does that mean that if i put a bunch of Molybdenum magnets under the sidewalk, i could get the dogs confused enough to stop pooping there?
Or maybe the opposite effect...
Slow news day? (Score:2, Funny)
Must be nothing about the NSA today.
good thing I hold patent (Score:2)
my aviation canicraposcope has three pooping dogs mounted at right angles, unlike gyroscopic horizon it needs no electrical power supply, only Purina and prune juice.
Furry Crayon (Score:3, Funny)
I put a magnet on an RC toy car and got my dog to draw pictures on the lawn
Next Study (Score:2)
I can verify it with my dog (Score:5, Interesting)
I take pictures of our dog pooping and send them to my wife has pranks. "Hey, look at what the baby's doing. :dog shitting picture:" So, I went through them and sure enough she's either facing north or south in the backyard pinching a loaf. She maybe off by a 10 degrees, but never east or west with the same margin.
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Re:Yet another horrible summary (Score:4, Insightful)
I propose that when someone comments "They should have considered X" when the article does consider X those of us who read the article should be allowed to punch that commenter in the face. They won't understand any response more subtle than that,
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but if confirmed, they could spark a hunt for underlying biochemical mechanism.
Thanks, came to post the same. Some birds can "see" the magnetic field of earth to navigate. [discovermagazine.com] It doesn't seem too far fetched that some territorial creatures would develop an electromagnetic sense of direction, or develop emergent behaviors therefrom.
First time predicted in mammals? (Score:5, Interesting)
But this was perhaps the first time that magnetic sensitivity was proven in dogs, and it was also the first time that a predictable behavioral reaction to the fluctuations in the magnetic field—magnetic storms, often as resulting from solar flares—was proven in a mammal.
I might be off topic here, but...
My house sits almost exactly diagonal to Earth's magnetic field, meaning that - unlike Solomon's Temple - only the corners of the house face North, East, South or West. I noticed that both of my kids wiggle around in their sleep in order to have their head face East. This happens in their beds, as well as on the floor. I told my wife what I thought, and we did some experiments:
Beds:
I moved both of the kids' beds to have the head face East, and both kids slept straight in their beds (they didn't wiggle out of that direction at all - we tested this for a few weeks. When I moved them back, the kids wiggled to have their heads face East again. So I moved the beds back to have the head face East and left them that way.
Floor:
On the weekend we would put a bunch of blankets down in the living room and pass out watching movies. The kids would always wiggle to have their heads facing East. I changed the blankets to have their heads facing West, but the kids would wiggle around to have their heads facing East.
I don't really find that either my wife or I wiggle around to face a certain direction, but I do find it easier to fall asleep if I move my couch to have my head facing East. Not sure if anyone else has ever had a similar experience.
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I always urinate in the direction of my compost pile.
Magnets (Score:2)
So, does this mean I can put a magnet on a dog's collar and it will give him constipation?
K9 Feng shui (Score:2)
Now to add to the "If dogs ran the world" internet meme [*], if dogs could do architecture, the orientation of the bathroom would be decided first, before anything else.
(holy, err, shit: I looked up "feng shui bathroom" and not only do those clowns talk about bathrooms, the first hit [about.com] says "Bathrooms do tend to leak energy, as well as easily accumulate lower vibrations". Appropriately, that load of, well, shit, comes from "about.com").
[*] OK OK I know that the Internet is really made of cats [nytimes.com] but before the
statistically implausible (Score:2)
70 dogs * 730 days = 51,100 dog-days.
Now, let's morph all the dogs into one dog's lifespan.
51,100 days / 5,582 urinations = 9.15 days / urination
51,100 days / 1,893 defecations = 27 days / defecation
I'll allow the [grad assistant | poor bastard] actually doing the research to miss a few, but NFW.
Cows graze along a north-south axis (Score:5, Interesting)
Of Cows and Power Lines
Cattle seem to have an internal compass--one that's messed up by power lines
Posted 1 Jul 2009 | 4:00 GMT
IEEE Spectrum
A team of researchers from Germany and the Czech Republic has already discovered that, all factors being equal, cattle and two species of deer tend to align themselves along a north-south axis using some innate magnetic sense, and that this preferred alignment is disturbed when they graze under high-voltage power lines.
http://spectrum.ieee.org/energy/the-smarter-grid/of-cows-and-power-lines [ieee.org]
Bee colony collapse disorder (Score:3)
This explains everything (Score:2)
Rotate too (Score:2)
My dogs also spin in circles when they poop, just like a compass. Must be true.
Original article (Score:2)
Re:Dogs don't like sun in their eyes (Score:5, Funny)
Alternative explanation. Dogs face away from the sun while crapping.
Where is the raw data?
Annoyingly enough some of it is under the sole of my shoe.
Re:Dogs don't like sun in their eyes (Score:5, Funny)
Alternative explanation. Dogs face away from the sun while crapping.
Where is the raw data?
Annoyingly enough some of it is under the sole of my shoe.
May Dog have mercy on your sole...
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You just won the Internet for the day sir. Excellent work!
Re:I think my dog is broke (Score:5, Funny)
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Magnetic poo? Sounds like BS, but the question you're trying to answer is actually the most interesting thing about this research. WHY? If the alignment is real, it's kind of cool, but makes you wonder - they have a magnetic sense and they use it to... poop straight?!? WTF?
I guess it does have other uses, might explain some decisions dogs make in labyrinths etc... But why do they do THIS? What's the advantage? Weird.
Or do we underestimate the importance of pooping ceremonies? Good material for a new religio