Is Europa Too Prickly To Land On? 140
astroengine writes "A deadly bed of icy javelins — known as penitentes — could be awaiting any spacecraft that tries to land on some parts of the ice-covered world Europa, say researchers who have carefully modeled the ice processes at work on parts of the Jovian moon to detect features beyond the current low resolution images. If the prediction of long vertical blades of ice is correct, it will not only help engineers design a lander to tame or avoid the sabers, but also help explain a couple of nagging mysteries about the strange moon. 'This is a game changer,' said planetary scientist Don Blankenship of the University of Texas in Austin. Blankenship has been involved in NASA's planning process for sending a reconnaissance spacecraft and eventually a lander to Europa."
Arthur C Clarke strikes again! (Score:5, Funny)
What part of "Attempt no landing there" don't you people understand?
Re:Arthur C Clarke strikes again! (Score:4, Funny)
Well if it's a spiky ice hell, then no wonder they told them not to attempt landing as that would only end in tears.
BOOM!, problem solved. (Score:5, Funny)
Take that spacecommies!
America, FUCK YEAH!
Re:BOOM!, problem solved. (Score:5, Insightful)
Wouldn't this particular comment fully reflect the opinions of the JCS? Just sorta seems to be their thing.
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Re:Arthur C Clarke strikes again! (Score:4, Funny)
Well if it's a spiky ice hell, then no wonder they told them not to attempt landing as that would only end in tears.
Yes, and the last thing you want in your suit is tears.
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just making sure, tears like in fabric right? not sad emo tears?
Either one could be bad [wired.co.uk].
Is this what passes for geekdom these days? (Score:4, Insightful)
I now expect at least Samzenpus (if not every Slashdot editor) to turn in their geek card, in addition to the submitter being banned from all further Slashdot submissions. How on earth (or in space) do you make a reference to landing (or not) on Europa and NOT put in a Clarke reference? What kind of geek are these people?
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What kind of geek are these people?
The kind that are bored with that damned joke?
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What about it didn't make sense? It's entertainment for chrissake!
Re:Arthur C Clarke strikes again! (Score:5, Funny)
Nuke the landing site from orbit! Next problem?
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Nuke the landing site from orbit! Next problem?
That would kind of screw up with the results of the isotopic analyses they are sure to want to run there...
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What part of "Attempt no landing there" don't you people understand?
No kidding. Jupiter has at least 66 other moons we can land on. But of course the only one we want to land on is the one that we're told not to. Of course "the prediction of long vertical blades of ice" in conjunction with the radiation and hazards of the trip itself make us want to go even more. It's kind of like telling a 3 year old "don't touch this".
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Watch out when you're giving me instructions, I might just start writing something like this:
Can't land this!
Can't land this!
Can't land this!
My, my, my spaceship don't brake so hard
Makes me say "Oh, my Lord!"
Thank you for launching me
With no extra fuel at 300 feet.
It'd feel good, if we got on down
A super dope pilot from a Midwest town
And I'm blessed with cool hands
But this is a place, uh, you can't land!
I told you, Control
I can't land this!
Yeah, so much for living, now you know
I can't land this!
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What part of humor don't you understand?
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Someone missed humor, but I'm not entirely convinced it was me.
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Someone missed humor, but I'm not entirely convinced it was me.
You not only missed it, you missed the miss.
A meta WHOOOOSH!, if you will.
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The laughing. I've never understood the laughing part.
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actually earth had the "sharks" with birdlike beaks. Earth had a crap-load of weird-ass creatures in the long long ago.
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I think they are actually 5-sided people who live in tents all the time or something.
Obligatory (Score:2)
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Is that the number 1 answer from David Letterman's Top Ten list: How to get humans to Europa?
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They checked the future and saw our bouncing ball lander for Mars and..........
or maybe they just don't want to clean up the mess impaled humans make.
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or maybe they just don't want to clean up the mess impaled humans make.
On Europa?
You could just whack them with a hammer and sweep up the dust!
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And unfortunately you posted AC so no-one with mod points is likely to see this and realise they unfairly modded this guy down and the other one up.
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Funny the way that works...
Funny the way that works...
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Oh easy solution. (Score:1)
Send a nuke as a landing zone herald.
And pray to your diety of choice that 2001 wasn't made in correspondence with aliens.
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I thought it was already well-known that 2001 (the movie kind) was made so that the US Gov't could practice filming the Apollo landings.
Isn't that what pretty much all the following Kubrick films were trying to explain? Little Danny's Apollo sweater... The symbolism of Eyes Wide Shut...
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No need for an actual nuke, any impactor would do the job.
Which, in a dirty solar system, means there are already fresh craters available.
Minos, Rhadamanthus, and Sarpedon (Score:2)
Zeus handed her a line of bull to land her.
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And for the sake of a single minute he gets modded to +5 Funny and you get down to 0 Redundant.
No-one ever said the Slashdot moderation system was just.
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Well, as the third or forth mention of the same joke in the first couple of minutes I think that Redundant was rather just.
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And for the sake of a single minute he gets modded to +5 Funny and you get down to 0 Redundant.
I'd have modded the first one redundant, because there's no "-1, too obvious, don't waste my fucking time." Nobody gets a +1 funny from me unless I at least grin, and if I think of the joke before you tell me that joke, it ain't funny.
And BTW, everyone in this subthread is offtopic.
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Now, everything you say is perfectly reasonable (except that the "-1, too obvious" doesn't count for me since I haven't read whatever stupid story they're all referencing anyway. Still off-topic though, though "Redundant" is unfair.).
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It isn't offtopic, it's a reference to 2001 (or maybe 2010) where we are warned to stay away from Europa. If you saw the movie it's obvious, if not it's offtopic.
well the clmiches it (Score:2)
NASA first priority needs to be a gravity repulse engine.
Solved problem, much? (Score:2)
Nothing says 'we come in peace' quite like blasting the site flat before touchdown!
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You need a large enough explosive to clear a landing area that you think you can hit. Considering the weight limitations of sending things that far, that most likely is a nuke. Then when the lander lands in a sea of radioactive water, does it freeze around it? Do you wait for the surface to freeze into a hard crust, or do you wait until it completely hardens?
What of the life you are looking for? Perhaps its not able to survive a nuclear bomb? This means that you
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No need for explosives. A large slug of metal maybe 200kg moving at high speed is all you need is all you need. Maybe even a large chunk of ice...
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Which means there are likely already fresh craters. So all you really need is high resolution image of the Europan surface. Which is something that both planetary scientists and lander designers would probably like having anyway.
Hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
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I, for one, suggest a low altitude detonation of a low-yield thermo-nuclear device at any potential landing sites prior to the landing attempt.
This should glass over the LZ and let any locals know that papa's coming home and he's pissed.
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Re: Hmmm... (Score:2, Insightful)
Unless of course it is ice, in which case you've just made a nice warm bath.
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Make that 3 days prior then.
Plenty of time to refreeze and to lull the locals into thinking the danger has passed.
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Re:Hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Just what we need. Another Europan war.
Re:Hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Gaia is, and, has always been at war with West Europa
Against the Arachnids (Score:2)
Can't wait to see TV news showing Neil Patrick Harris stick a probe into the mouth of a brain bug.
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People who "solve" every space exploration problem with nukes simply watch or play too much something.
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I think it's time to change the "In God we trust" with "Nuke it!".
Asteroid? Nukes! Japanese? Nukes! Penitentes? NUKE! Mutant whales? NUUUUKEEEEEE!!!
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Perhaps some kind of retractable hooks or spears? (webs would be AWESOME)... replace the wheels? Just have it haul itself around through the spires?
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If Europa had a solid surface that'd almost be advisable, but you're not going to have glass to land on. You'll have a thin crust of radioactive ice over a warm lake of radioactive water.
Not so much *prickly* ... (Score:3)
as just mean spirited, bureaucratic and bad tempered. Why else would we have been warned against landing?
This is ... (Score:2)
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Problem Solved... (Score:2)
From what I read, these ice formations only form at the equator. So....
Don't land at the equator. Problem solved..
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High latitude landings are energetically more demanding. Eats into your payload allowance, which means fewer instruments, which makes it harder to justify your mission against another Mars mission (for example.)
Not only Europa (Score:2)
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I'm sure the pizza is better in DC or NYC.
Well, at least in NYC.
I'm Not A Rocket Scientist (Score:4, Insightful)
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Or maybe a snow cone machine. Better yet, make the thing on the bottom modular so the astronauts can decide whether they need a drink or a frozen treat.
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Will it blend? (Score:4, Funny)
I put ice javelins in my blender, add some fruit and there you go, a smoothie. So just mount some BlendTec blenders on the bottom of the spacecraft and see if it "will blend". Would be some nice advertisements.
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salt (Score:2)
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Salt may not work if it's too cold there. However, what about a thick air-bag cocoon upon first landing? After a short survey of the area, squirt out chemicals that melt or soften the surrounding ice?
The downside is that you corrupt the samples with your ice-melting chemicals. Thus, it may have to be a semi-rover or have a "scoop-and-pull" feature to find better sampling spots.
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You throw salt out, hover around a bit, then land. Problem solved.
That only works above 0 degrees F (at least for pure water ice at about 15 PSI pressure). (Which is how 0F was originally defined, by the way.)
Stupid NSA (Score:5, Funny)
I'm not surprised Europa is a bit prickly at the moment.
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I'm surprised our politicians don't want to land on Uranus. They've been fucking every other anus for years.
The Biggest Risk of them All... (Score:2)
Somehow the article neglected to mention the biggest risk of them all ... the local wildlife! [imdb.com]
Super Keen on putting Trees on Mars (Score:2)
Something kind of pretty so people will want it as a background.
Get ideas flowing about how to get it done!
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Protip: Plants are Carbon neutral.
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Explain peat bogs. Only carbon neutral, when not dug up and used to make fire lighters, and low grade coal substitutes.
Better (if more verbose) quip:
Martian atmosphere is 90% co2, and at less than 1 bar pressure. After sequestering the dangerous carbon, what are you going to replace it with? Even if you vulcanize the whole damned surface to release the bound water vapor, the atmosphere still won't be anything like earth's, and you will have just radically reduced the solid mass portion of the planet to an e
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The problem, as even used as a plot device
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Lunar Lander (Score:2)
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Maybe... (Score:1)
I think the top of Spain is pretty flat. You could probably land there if you can get nestled under that French overhang.
Other than that, though, yeah, that's way too prickly. The next closest viable landing spot is over on that Brazilian ledge, and even then you'd need to make sure you get a firm perch so you don't slip off and fall to the Antarctic floor below.
Eclipse 3.3 was pretty good (Score:1)
mandatory (Score:3, Funny)
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Think Europa is prickly? Unless it's freshly shaven, how about Uranus?
*badum tish* (gets his coat)
Given the nature of the joke, would not dabum tush have been a better rimshot?
Let's think this through a minute (Score:2)
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What else would you do after nuking an innocent planet?
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you're going to create a temporary lake for a few hours or days, until it freezes back over.
Unlikely. Even on Earth, within an atmosphere and only modestly cold ice, explosives don't melt ice. It's a sharp blast, not a slow heater. Debris carries away most of the energy, the rest dissipates as a shockwave through the ice, rather than focusing heat on the surface layers. You're not going to see much meltwater created, even with a nuke.
Additionally, cracks in the impact zone and channels between the neighbouring penitentes would allow any liquid water to run off within seconds. And in a vacuum, any
Zeus had no problem with it (Score:5, Funny)
Is earth too prickly to land on? (Score:1)
WTF!
What do I have to do to get a fvcking job making up useless shit.
Hmm thats a sticky problem (Score:2)
Some sort of RADAR device may be required for landers.
Prickly (Score:1)
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For your first idea, if only there was somewhere nearby that was made of combustible material that could be collected using some kind of scoop...
Re:No, just tricky (Score:4, Interesting)
How about making the bottom of the craft an inverted cone? Then it can settle nicely in between the spikes.
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OMG! Your big spikey cone from space killed Papa Smurf.
We can only hope.
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signed: Ze Space Nazis