Trekkies Vote 'Vulcan' Into the Solar System 138
New submitter jollyrgr3 writes "If William Shatner gets his wish, one of Pluto's two new moons will be named Vulcan. The two small moons were discovered recently, and the SETI Institute launched an online poll to let people choose names. Captain Kirk himself suggested the names Vulcan and Romulus. Vulcan was accepted as a candidate, and Shatner exhorted his Twitter followers to vote. Vulcan ended up winning by a landslide, taking 174,000 of the 450,000 total responses. The next highest was Cerberus at just shy of 100,000. The names still have to be approved by the International Astronomical Union, as they have the final say. Leonard Nimoy approves."
FU Trekkie geeks (Score:4, Funny)
I'm starting a NEW poll for Wookie and Ewok.
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I think you mistyped Kashyyyk and Endor.
Re:FU Trekkie geeks (Score:5, Informative)
Don't you mean Kashyyyk and Endor?
Re:FU Trekkie geeks (Score:5, Insightful)
Don't you mean the forest moon of Endor? I understand that the moon and the planet it orbited (long long ago) had the same name colloquially, but if we must be pedants, let us be truly pedantic.
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I was aiming for the big one and the little one motif.
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Ewok is never said once in any star wars movie. It's not canon.
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Technically "Wankerhead" isn't a canon species name, either.
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You're right that the word is never said, but that's irrelevent. The word appears in the original ROTJ credits at least twice, in the script and in the novelisation, in both Caravan of Courage and The Battle for Endor, and is also Word of God [tvtropes.org].
From the relevant Wikipedia page [wikipedia.org]:
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Wouldn't it be better to try to get the entire Pluto mess renamed "Alderaan"?
Re:FU Trekkie geeks (Score:4, Informative)
Wookie and Ewok are not in Greek or Roman mythology and do not qualify under the rules, while Vulcan does.
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Pluto, Makemake, and Haumea are now officially designated "Plutoids" ... I think the rule there is to name them after various gods of creation. Pluto is, of course, an exception due to history.
Moons in general have various naming schemes. Take Uranus, for example, where many moons are named after characters from Shakespeare's plays, of all things.
The moons of Pluto have so far been named after things associated with Pluto. I know of nothing that associates Vulcan with Pluto, however, other than his conne
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Not what I'd call a long stretch, genealogically. Vulcan / Vulkan / Hephaestus is a son of Zeus/ Jupiter, who is brother of Pluto / Hades ; therefore the relationship is a nephew-uncle one. Vulcan is more associated with volcanoes ("D'oh") than the undeworld specifically, but given that his workshop is traditionally under (whichever volcano is erupting at the moment), he's definitely a chthonic deity.
I'm not a great fan of Trekkie-dom mysel
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That will just confuse things. (Score:5, Insightful)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan_(hypothetical_planet) [wikipedia.org]
Vulcan was the name of the hypothetical planet between Mercury and the Sun.
Re:That will just confuse things. (Score:5, Informative)
Vulcan was the name of the hypothetical planet between Mercury and the Sun.
That made sense because Vulcan was the name of the Roman god of fire. [wikipedia.org] It seems like an odd name for a moon frozen at 43K (-230C).
Re:That will just confuse things. (Score:5, Interesting)
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Well, since Pluto is already a non-planet with a God's name...
Surely you mean that Pluto is a non-planet with a *dog's* name? :-)
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wrong, Mars' moons are named after gods. Phobos god of horror and his twin brother Deimos god of terror. there are other examples.....
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Answer: Nope. Ceres is a Roman goddess. I suppose that works now that Ceres is a dwarf planet, but I am disappointed by our astronomers' lack of consistency.
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Also Uranus is a Greek not Roman deity,she was husband of Gaius (Earth)
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heheh, meant "he" not she. He was castrated by the youngest titan Cronos, Gaius put her son up to the job because she was tired of bearing children he hated and mistrusted and banished.
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don't worry ,they won't be offended. the greek/roman gods were the original gender-bending LBTG community
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You can't name moons after gods anyway, it's against the convention.
Then why are there already over a dozen moons named after gods? Or are you saying "god" when you mean "Olympian"?
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Cerberus is the more appropriate name.
I disagree. what could be more confusing then naming both the planet and the moon after dogs?
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Vulcan was the name of the hypothetical planet between Mercury and the Sun.
That made sense because Vulcan was the name of the Roman god of fire. [wikipedia.org] It seems like an odd name for a moon frozen at 43K (-230C).
It doesn't make sense for the Trek reference either. Vulcan is supposed to be warmer than Earth.
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It was also a planet in the fiction, so they're not basing it on much more than just the name.
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Is there a god of alimony? That one might be more appropriate to the cold.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan_(hypothetical_planet) [wikipedia.org]
Vulcan was the name of the hypothetical planet between Mercury and the Sun.
Not to worry! Since Pluto is not a "planet", this is not a "moon". The proper term is "mooninite [wikia.com]"!
Downgraded from fiction to reality (Score:4, Funny)
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Can we name something Jar Jar? (Score:2)
Especially something that is going to crash and burn in a horrible way in the near future?
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Hrm (Score:5, Informative)
Now if they'd discovered that Mercury had a moon, Vulcan would be the obvious choice!
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Fascinating....
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I hope the IAU has the sense to name this moon after something that fits contextually.
You mean like gods or attendants associated with the underworld? Like Pluto? God of the underworld. Or Charon? Ferryman. Or Nix? Mother of Charon. Or Hydra? Okay, Hydra's a bit obscure. Apparently Hydra's lair was an entrance to the underworld used by Hercules.
Vulcan and Pluto are related (I mean biologically, as well as thematically. Or whatever deities have instead of biology.)
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When I think of Vulcans, I think cold and distant.
So perhaps it works for a moon of Pluto after all.
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The first planet in towards the Sun from Pluto (dodging the is it/ isn't it planet status debate) has a satellite with active volcanism.
OK, the working fluid is liquid nitrogen IIRC, but it's still active volcanoes, closer to Pluto than to Earth (sometimes).
Without doing the sums ... but wearing my "I'm a professional geologist speaking in my field" tee-shirt ... there's a good chance that th
these moons have been hard to find (Score:5, Funny)
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Trekkies jumping the gun (Score:2)
It's a shame really that all those Trekkies are jumping on this bandwagon.
Just think how silly they'll feel when we start voting on names for exoplanets and the name Vulan is already in use.
Re:Trekkies jumping the gun (Score:4, Insightful)
They did the same thing with the shuttle Enterprise. A drop-test glider that never flew in space. Well done boys.
Simply (Score:3)
One does not simply vote Vulcan into our solar system. It is 16 light years away.
Men become gods (Score:4, Interesting)
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WTF? It's a lifeless, cold moon. (Score:2)
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In the Star Trek universe, Vulcan doesn't exist anymore.
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Temperature has nothing to do with what defines a desert.
Otherwise in "hot desert planet" the "hot" would be redundant. Your point being?
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The AC is correct. Temperature has nothing to do with the definition of a desert. What matters is precipitation, or the lack of it.
The interior of Tibet is one of the larger deserts on the Earth, at 4000-odd metres altitude, and with significant salt deposits which form part of the Sherpa's historical trading network. Another large desert is in the centre of Antarctica,
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But the Star Trek planet "Vulcan" is both hot and a desert planet. Thus it is a hot desert planet. Nowhere did the OP imply that "hot" was a defining characteristic of a desert. As I wrote, if "hot" were a defining characteristic of a desert, the "hot" in "hot desert planet" would be redundant; you could as well say "desert planet" in that case. Therefore if the explicit mentio
I also approve... (Score:3)
Make it so.
Re:I also approve... (Score:4, Informative)
Make it so.
You should hand in your Geek card. It was that pussy Picard who used that phrase.
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Make it so.
You should hand in your Geek card. It was that pussy Picard who used that phrase.
Atleast Picard has experience of dealing with omniscient and omnipotent beings without getting his crewmembers killed for no good reason.
Also, Picard DOES know how to play hard-ball, when the situation calls for it.
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You SERIOUSLY thought that was not intentional?
And miss the ensuing Kirk -vs- Picard flame war?
NO WAY!
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You SERIOUSLY thought that was not intentional?
And miss the ensuing Kirk -vs- Picard flame war?
NO WAY!
Hey you got 3 replies of me saying pussy, you should thank me for that .. lol
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Like in Star Trek 6 "second star to the right, and straight on til morning"
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you are what you eat.
Dictionary Much? (Score:2)
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Sure it was. You forget the vote was in America. The Electoral College vote for the naming process was 452 to 112.
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it is when the next runner up only had half as many votes at only 87.8k.
"Vulcan was the only candidate with more than 100,000 votes."
"Rounding out the top five were Styx (87,858 votes), Persephone (68,969 votes) and Orpheus (51,197 votes)."
Hmm. Maybe you shoulda RTFA, eh?
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Since there's new Star Trek Movies (Score:4, Funny)
In keeping with the new Star Trek movies, they should be called "Lens" and "Flare".
Vulcan orbits Pluto (Score:2)
And Pluto orbits William Shatner.
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(ok, I admit I haven't seen any recent pictures)
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And Pluto orbits William Shatner.
And Shatner orbits Uranus.
Bit premature (Score:3)
We will take into consideration the results of the voting, but they are not binding. The discovery team, in consultation with the Nomenclature Working Groups of the International Astronomical Union, reserves the right to propose the names. Note that the International Astronomical Union has final authority over the naming of Pluto's moons.
IAU has the final say and would be likely to reject this name I would think for scientific consistency with their previous naming conventions.
And the discovers are not even saying they will propose this name to IAU - just that they will consider the voting.
So dont hold your breath !
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If you voted for this, yes, please hold your breath.
Brilliant pre-emptive strike by Shatner! (Score:2)
That way, if any Vulcans or Romulans from an alternate dimension do wind up here, seeking "James Kirk" or "Spock", we can point at the visitors from the /finger quotes "Alternate dimension" /close finger quotes and mock and say, those barren cold moons of Pluto?? No frickin way!
Cerberus... (Score:2)
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Save the name Vulcan for a desert exoplanet.
A desert exoplanet will be properly named Arrakis, you insensitive clod.
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You misspelt Tatooine, you nerf herder.
And When We Find a Planet at 40 Eridani A? (Score:2)
Everyone who knows anything knows Vulcan orbits 40 Eridani A.
We just haven't found it, yet.
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My thought exactly. It would have been a lot cooler to have an actual planet named Vulcan.
Fucking idiots (Score:3)
These are the same idiots that did a write in campaign to have the first shuttle names Enterprise..even though it would never fly into orbit.
Oh look, it a references to a TV show I enjoy, we must mindlessly vote for it even though it is only a moon and nothing like the planet in my TV show.
Disgusting. If it was an extra solar planet? that would have been fine.
I say this and I am a Trekkie...just not a mindless one.
Styx & Kerberos ? (Score:2)
My money is on 2nd and 3rd choices:
Styx - a river in Greek mythology that formed the boundary between Earth and the Underworld
Kerberos - a multi-headed hound which guards the gates of the Underworld, to prevent those who have crossed the river Styx from ever escaping
These form a nice pair and are themed on the transition from Earth to another world (the underworld) ...
Pluto is very much a transition from our planetary system to interstellar space (or at least the Oort cloud)
Astronomers do see still the roma
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I can't say that I'm excited by "Vulcan" as a name for this satellite, but at least the forms of etymology have been followed.
IIRC, these are neither the inner-most (known) satellites of Pluto, nor the outermost. Which makes naming them awkward. As the guardian of the (earthly) entrance to the underworld, Kerberos should be at the v
confusing (Score:2)
Naming some really cold moons of a planetoid after a widely-known fictional hot inhabited planet seems like a recipe for confusion.
Well if Nimoy approves... (Score:2)
I wasn't too keen on the idea either, until Leonard Nimoy approved. After all, he was the prototype Vulcan, and with his new career in erotic photography, he's quite well qualified to be naming moons...
If they call it Vulcan, JJ Abrams must blow it up (Score:2)
If they call it Vulcan, JJ Abrams must blow it up.
Yeah well FU trekkies and Starwarries (Score:2)
Clearly the only choice is to name the larger moon "Colbert."
Since some trekkie will think that naming the other one "Stewart" means Jean-Luc, maybe name it Tosh.0 instead.
If Pluto isn't a planet anymore how can it have... (Score:1)
Re:Very Amazing (Score:4, Insightful)
Shatner is a very funny man, who doesn't take himself very seriously.
Why wouldn't he have twitter followers?
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William Shatner has over 1.3 million Twitter followers. If we assume that every vote was thanks to his plea for votes, then he had about a 13% response rate. Not too shabby.
(For the record, Leonard Nimoy has 450,000 Twitter followers.)
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(Having sex outside your species is beastiality, even if they do look like member of your species with prosthetic rubber glued onto their faces, arms or tits.)
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There is no planet under discussion here. Didn't you get the memo?
But if you are going to go that way, name one moon Natalie and the other Portman.
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Re:Meh. (Score:5, Insightful)
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Mind you, it's a few weeks since I submitted one, and longer since I had one accepted, so I'd better peel my eyes too.
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Yeah, but this is astronomy and Star Trek, all rolled into one!
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The logic here is 1) that Pluto was Vulcan's Uncle, and 2) Vulcan kept a subterranean smithy beneath Mt. Aetna, which could be construed as the underworld... loosely.
At least we didn't get "Styx."
Laaaaaay-deeeee....
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Do you any source that Pete really wants that? :-)
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Voted for those ones, were the ones that are actually closer to Pluto in mythology on the available ones.
In the other hand, having Vulcan and Romulus in our solar system could give a push to outer solar system exploration. Colonizing Vulcan could end being the logical choice.
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If you wanted something on the list which was routinely close to Pluto, then Persephone/ Proserpina would likely have been the best choice. Unfortunately, as I explain up-thread, those names are (almost certainly) invalid.