The Earliest Known Dino? 69
sciencehabit writes "A team of paleontologists thinks it may have identified the earliest known dinosaur — a creature no bigger than a Labrador retriever that lived about 243 million years ago. That's at least 10 million years earlier than the oldest known dinos and could change researchers' views of how they evolved. But some scientists, including the study's authors, caution that the fossils could instead represent a close dino relative."
Re:Hmmmm? (Score:4, Funny)
Ok, this one always makes me laugh.
Since God (should he exist) is omnicient, omnipresent, and omnipotent, why does Satan have all this power if God doesn't let him?
Answer, please, if you can.
The god of the old testament especially seems like a petulant kid running his own "Sims Universe" like this guy:
"Hey, let's convince Abraham to kill his kid. It'll be hilarious!"
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BMO
Earliest Dino? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hmmmm? (Score:3, Funny)
You're an idiot.
The reason all the dinosaurs are embedded in layers of sediment is because of the great flood (you know, the one that noah saved all the animals from by putting them on the ark) which killed all the dinos and then layered them in dirt and mud kicked up by the flood. This didnt happen slowly over millions of years but in 40 days during the rains and flooding.
And don't give me carbon dating or any other dating method because they vary so much from each other that they prove the world is only 5000 years old.
And don't tell me about single specimins of trees that reproduce by self cloning that are over 5000 years old. I'm not listening LALALALALALA....
Re:Hmmmm? (Score:1, Funny)
You forgot the best one of all... earth was blinked into existence with an old earth history baked right in. A little misdirection to tempt us. I suppose that's because we need to keep religion on a faith basis, or there'd be no challenge on which to judge us later.
There's got to be a judgement, after all. There's obviously not enough space in Heaven for all of us, so there needs to be a cosmic coin flip to divide the herd between luxury resort and lakes of fire.
Makes sense, right?