New Study Links Caffeinated Coffee To Vision Loss 203
dsinc writes "A new study suggests caffeinated coffee drinkers should limit their intake to reduce their chances of developing vision loss or blindness. According to a scientific paper in Investigative Ophthalmology & Visual Science, heavy caffeinated coffee consumption is associated with an increased risk of developing exfoliation glaucoma (abstract), the leading cause of secondary glaucoma worldwide. 'Scandinavian populations have the highest frequencies of exfoliation syndrome and glaucoma,' said author Jae Hee Kang, ScD, of Channing Division of Network Medicine at Brigham and Women's Hospital in Boston, Mass. 'Because Scandinavian populations also have the highest consumption of caffeinated coffee in the world, and our research group has previously found that greater caffeinated coffee intake was associated with increased risk of primary open-angle glaucoma, we conducted this study to evaluate whether the risk of exfoliation glaucoma or glaucoma suspect may be different by coffee consumption.'"
Coffee is... (Score:5, Funny)
Good for you... Coffee is bad for you... Coffee is good for you... Coffee is bad for you...
Coffee is making me sea sick.
Damn... (Score:1, Funny)
Damn... Between caffeinated coffee and masturbation, it's amazing I'm not completely blind...
OK... Next question: (Score:5, Funny)
So, does this mean it's time to start evaluating a possible reason?
I ask because I love my coffee. Seriously, I'm stupid for it... But the last thing I need is another activity that supposedly makes me go blind...
Re:Correlation != Causation (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Damn... (Score:4, Funny)
Just don't masturbate into your coffee.
Re:Coffee is... (Score:5, Funny)
Try the sea weed
Re:Coffee is... (Score:5, Funny)
Smoke some Cannabis. It will help with both the nausea and the glaucoma.
Re:Coffee is... (Score:5, Funny)
All this time, I thought it was the other thing....
Re:Correlation != Causation (Score:5, Funny)
Oh my GOD! *I* have a gender... I wonder if I'm at risk...
Re:Coffee is... (Score:4, Funny)
Good for you... Coffee is bad for you... Coffee is good for you... Coffee is bad for you...
Coffee is making me sea sick.
Which is why I switched to tea ... which is good for you ... which is bad for you .. which is good for you ...
Re:Coffee is... (Score:2, Funny)
No I think the article is trying to say it makes you see sick.
Dammit! (Score:2, Funny)
I upped my coffee intake to stave off Dementia and Alzheimer disease... bot now I'm gonna go blind....
Give a guy a break will ya scientists?
Re:Coffee is... (Score:4, Funny)
Better yet, always add a bit to every can of coffee you brew. Of course it'll take extensive tests to determine the ideal mix. Very extensive i bet; any volunteers?
Unfortunately, THC is not soluble in water. Therefore, you'll have to brew your coffee/cannabis mix with grain alcohol instead of water. Oh wait, were we trying to avoid blindness?
Re:Coffee is... (Score:2, Funny)
Must be a bit embarrassing that a stoner beat you to anything...
I got distracted... I was in such a rush to post that I dropped a cherry in my lap :P
Re:Coffee is... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Coffee is... (Score:4, Funny)
Good for you... Coffee is bad for you... Coffee is good for you... Coffee is bad for you...
Coffee is making me sea sick.
Which is why I switched to tea ... which is good for you ... which is bad for you .. which is good for you ...
I am contemplating just switching to soda. That way I'll know that it's bad for me.
I just can't take the uncertainty anymore.
It has to be the di-hydrogen monoxide content (Score:2, Funny)
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