Violation of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle 155
mbone writes "A very interesting paper (PDF) has just hit the streets (or, at least, Physics Review Letters) about the Heisenberg uncertainty relationship as it was originally formulated about measurements. The researchers find that they can exceed the uncertainty limit in measurements (although the uncertainty limit in quantum states is still followed, so the foundations of quantum mechanics still appear to be sound.) This is really an attack on quantum entanglement (the correlations imposed between two related particles), and so may have immediate applications in cracking quantum cryptography systems. It may also be easier to read quantum communications without being detected than people originally thought."
Insert Breaking Bad Joke Here (Score:5, Funny)
Let's just get all the Walter White jokes out of the way...
I have the fix (Score:5, Funny)
I learned about it on the factual science TV show (currently honored on Google.com), Star Trek. They need a Heisenberg compensator.
Here we go again (Score:5, Funny)
Walter White (Score:1, Funny)
He's not only a fantastic meth cook, but a stellar physicist as well
Like I even tried to resist... (Score:3, Funny)
"...so the foundations of quantum mechanics still appear to be sound..."
Are they sure about that? I think they fe-line to us.
So this means (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Magic (Score:5, Funny)
Back in the day we didn't have Quantum Computers, but we did have Quantum hard drives. You were never certain when they were going to fail
Uncertainty (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I have the fix (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Maybe yes, maybe no (Score:4, Funny)
I'm waiting for the undead cat.
Re:Magic (Score:4, Funny)
I have a lemon 20MB Quantum hard drive in an ancient box. It's a lemon because it still reads and writes!
Re:Magic (Score:4, Funny)
I have a lemon 20MB Quantum hard drive in an ancient box. It's a lemon because it still reads and writes!
You won't know whether it still works unless you open the box.
Wait...