Birthplace of Indoeuropean Languages Found 195
phantomfive writes "Language geeks might be interested in a recent study that suggests Turkey as the birthplace of the Indo-European language family. The Indo-European family is the largest, and includes languages as diverse as English, Russian, and Hindi. The New York Times made a pretty graph showing the spread."
I am multilingual. (Score:5, Funny)
Ahh, the second-most important language family on the planet, after the C/C++/C#/Java family.
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Ah, you mean the ALGOL [wikipedia.org] family.
Snobol! (Score:2)
I think "found" should be in quotes (Score:5, Informative)
While being very plausible I think it is to early to say found for certain yet - this is a theory that sounds plausible and nothing more
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Re:I think "found" should be in quotes (Score:4, Informative)
It says on the nice graph:
"A competing hypothesis places the point of origin in the steppes of modern-day Ukraine and Russia, north of the Black Sea."
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Or just download the college lectures from Teaching Company which discuss the history of English and Indo-european. I listened to them while driving to work (and at work)..... good stuff.
Re:I think "found" should be in quotes (Score:5, Insightful)
It should be understood that any scientific report is to be regarded with suspicion - that is the scientific method. A new report is interesting, and the further it strays from widely held understanding, the more interesting it is. And the more doubt should be granted.
The Times graph clearly indicates at least one competing idea, and the Science report describes the current mainstream view as well as marking this very clearly as a minority view.
At least phantomfive had the courtesy to use the word "suggests", and then samzenpus spooged it all up with the definitive "found".
I would encourage anyone interested to actually read the fucking article.
Re:I think "found" should be in quotes (Score:4, Insightful)
Even though I personally think that there is a real warming trend, I think it's disgusting how many people have made that a dogmatic if not wholly political ideology that doesn't even resemble the open, questioning spirit of real science. If you look at the leaked emails from the Climate Research Unit, they openly discuss and advocate subverting the peer review process to bar any theory which doesn't conform to their opinions on no other grounds than that disagreement and deliberately irrespective of a scientific reason that would normally bar publishing (methodological questions or whatever).
Re:I think "found" should be in quotes (Score:4, Informative)
Dr. Timothy Ball or whomever disagrees, they're just denialists!
Ball is not a denier, he's a shill [sourcewatch.org], he's not just wrong, he's paid to lie.
Meat from the link:
- "Dr. Ball was a former professor of geography at the University of Winnipeg between 1988 to 1996. The University of Winnipeg never had a climatology department.".
- Statement of Defence by the Calgary Herald [in Ball vs Johnson] - “The Plantiff (Dr. Ball) is viewed as a paid promoter of the agenda of the oil and gas industry rather than as a practicing scientist.”
So he's not a trained climatologist but can point to Tasmania on a map, and the people who publish his propaganda claim under oath that he is a FF shill. At least the Herald had the decency to be honest about cash for comment (when under the threat of legal punishment), after all, cash for comment has been a pillar of the MSM's business model since day one.
Influential people deny AGW for the same reasons influential people denied, pea-soup fog, acid rain and the health effects of smoking and astbestos. It's an existential threat to their economic and political power. The problem with denying reality is that sooner or later it is forced upon you. Coal fired generators are replaced every 30-40 years, but what would the entire coal industry be worth in 10yrs time if every time a generator was scheduled to be replaced, it was replaced with something that didn't burn coal? The economy would not collapse, the coal industry would, people would simply shift their investments to the clean energy market and leave the Luddites in the coal industry where they belong, in the past. The coal industry are fighting a hearts and minds campaign against climate science, they are fighting for their corporate lives and reality is starting to overwhelm them, it would be a mistake to expect them to be intellectually reasonable and reinvest their riches.
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I think it's disgusting how many people have made that a dogmatic if not wholly political ideology that doesn't even resemble the open, questioning spirit of real science...blah,blah,climategate,blah.
PS: That's Ball's straw-man argument, not yours. And I make that claim as a skeptic who has applied self-skepticism to his claim before posting it.
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Be sure and visit Glacier National Park in the next few years. By the end of the decade it will be Historical Glacier Site National Park.
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That's some nice trolling, Lou.
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At least phantomfive had the courtesy to use the word "suggests", and then samzenpus spooged it all up with the definitive "found".
I much appreciate you giving me the credit, however I'm afraid I must claim culpability for the title as well as the summary.
I did spend extra effort making sure the summary was correct, so I thank you for noticing, but it didn't occur to me to do the same for the title. Oh well, next time I'll improve.
Re:I think "found" should be in quotes (Score:5, Interesting)
"The minority view links the origins of Indo-European with the spread of farming from Anatolia 8,000 to 9,500 years ago. The minority view is decisively supported by the present analysis in this week's Science."
The "minority view" was posed by Colin Renfew, and rejected by *everyone* who knew anything about the topic. It just doesn't fit anything we know about the topic. IIRC, even he has abandoned it.
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I guess I don't have strong evidence to the contrary, but I'm deeply skeptical of the claim that most people who are Jews, Christians, Muslims, and members of similar sects literally believe in the tower of Babel story, or their equivalent stories.
In my experience, literalists are very rare, especially if you exclude the people who claim the bible is literally true but go to great contortions to explain away discrepancies between reality and the story. I know there are places where literalists are more com
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I know that's the Italian name for it, but it's better to use the term Ladin instead, to avoid confusion with Judeo-Spanish (Ladino)
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Superficially Bizarre (Score:4, Interesting)
Bizarre, because the now dominiant language of Turkey, Turkish, isn't Indo-European. So it spread everywhere, but was pushed out of it's own back yard.
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What about Korean then? (Score:3)
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Languages don't always follow population groups. Even if the Koreans have similar genetic background to the Turkic peoples, it doesn't mean the languages are related.
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I know. I always thought Turkish was considered an Altaic language, rather than Indo-European. Is Turkish a language common to both language families then? If so, that would be very interesting, as the Altaic languages include Japanese and Korean which I thought had no relation at all to Indo-European languages at all.
Turkish is intrusive in Anatolia, during the historical era.
Re:Superficially Bizarre (Score:5, Interesting)
Bizarre, because the now dominiant language of Turkey, Turkish, isn't Indo-European. So it spread everywhere, but was pushed out of it's own back yard.
Happens a lot. The Romans spread Latin all around the Mediterranean and western Europe, erasing a lot of other languages in the process. English and Spanish have almost erased the hundreds of languages formerly spoken in the Americas. You can probably think of more examples.
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English pushed Cherokee out of its back yard. Spanish pushed Mayan out of its.
Tell me again who's missing something.
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You are missing the point. The analogy would fit your example if Cherokee spread elsewhere and then was replaced where it originated. Someone else just asserted the same if English were no longer spoken in England, it would be analogous to the Turkish example.
I think at present Cherokee is mostly spoken in Oklahoma rather than it's earliest known domain. Though apparently some is still spoken there, so it's not a perfect example.
Apparently Nahuatl's back yard is somewhere in the southwest USA, though now only spoken (AFAIK) in central Mexico. Greek's back yard is apparently somewhat north of Greece. The Celtic languages almost certainly originated in mainland Europe, but are now only spoken on the "Celtic Fringe" of the British Isles (modulo Breton, which was
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No, you just don't know as much as you think you do. Your example of English contradicts your own point. English is from the continent, spread to Britain, and then disappeared from the continent.
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Eh?
If you're referring to Anglo Saxon languages that formed the root of English, then they're as alive on the continent, in Germany and Scandinavia, as they are in England.
English as we know it - the bastard mix of Anglo Saxon and Latin languages with a sprinkling of Celtic for flavour - very much developed in England.
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English is a low Germanic dialect, so I'd replace Germany with the Netherlands and Belgium.
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If there's this "back yard bonus" then how did they get pushed out of theirs? Or is it only Europeans who roll an extra 2D6 damage when fighting on the territory where their language originated?
Now if the paradox is that a [tribe|nation|empire] is strong enough to take over huge portions of the globe and yetso weak that all its base are belong somebody else, it's no paradox at all.
For one, history. The two events are separated in time. The Rome of 400 AD was not the Rome of 100 AD.
Secondly, there's geogr
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I'm assuming you're not joking.
English pushed out the native Celtic languages on the British Isles. At one stage, French almost eradicated English. English survived but took critical damage from French. Nobody knows what languages were spoken in England before the Indo-Europeans (Celts) arrived.
Spanish is a descendant of Latin and pushed out whatever languages were spoken in Castilia before. Spain, of course, has several other living languages, most notably Basque, which almost certainly predates the Indo-E
Re:Superficially Bizarre (Score:5, Interesting)
Latin was never pushed out of Italy, it rather split in many regional neo-Latin (or Romance) languages according to the political turmoils that followed the end of the Roman Empire, with various degrees of influence from the languages of the invading forces (mostly Germanic and Slavic), to later gradually reunite, from the Renaissance onwards, into one single language. Italy reunited as a political entity only in 1860, so more than 1500 years after the fall of the Roman Empire, so by that time the divergence between the various regional languages was often beyond the limit of mutual comprehension. It was the birth of a new Italian literature, active repression of local languages during the Fascism, and ultimately the television that brought about what is now known as Italian.
However in many regions the dialects remain the most spoken language, even thought standard Italian is well understood everywhere.
My maternal grandparents automatically switch to Venetian while talking, while my paternal grandparents are native Friulan speakers.
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You missed the point that the language was pushed out it's own back yard. English is still spoken in England and Spanish is still spoken in Spain. I don't know enough about Italy to know if Latin was "pushed out" or just evolved into Italian.
The study is dealing with an 8000 year time frame. People in England 2000 years ago didn't even speak a Germanic language, never mind about modern English.
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For a while after the fall of the western half of the Roman Empire, wasn't Italy taken over by Germanic Rulers? What languages did they speak?
Also, isn't there a sizable greek-speaking minority within turkey? I'm not sure this example fits.
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Most of the German Rulers (Odoacer, Theodoric) in Italy after the end of the Roman Empire were foederati before, that means Germans contracted to serve Rome. Odoacer for instance was commander in chief of the Roman army before toppling the last Roman Emperor. So the Germans ruling in Italy spoke Latin too - at least their ruling elite did. And their tribes were by far outnumbered (1:10) by the local, Latin or an italian dialect speaking population. So the german rule (which only lasted 70 years in Italy) di
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To add to that: Also in most of the other Roman provinces which were conquered by Germans, the German ruling elite spoke Latin, because of the tribes being former foederati, like Hispania (visigoths) or Gallia (franconians). And most of the german kingdoms were pretty shortlived. The Vandal kingdom in the former province Africa lasted only some decades before it was conquered by the Bycantinians, which also conquered Italy (Ostrogoths), the south of Hispania and the Narbonnensis in southern Gallia. Other ge
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English pushed Brettonic out of its own backyard. English is not from England, it's from the continent (within the historical period). Similarly Spanish pushed out the Celtiberian languages (as well as probably a few non-Indo-European languages, of which Basque is the sole survivor). Languages push each other out all the time. There's nothing special about that.
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Not an unusual thing. I lived in the San Francisco Bay area for 30 years without meeting a single native speaker of Tamyen, Chochenyo, or Miwok.
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the British now speak Chinese, or something similar to Spanish and Spain.
You're confusing the British with Kalifornians. :P
The former still speak something similar to English, albeit with an Hindi, Urdu, Bengali or Polish accent.
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I don't see how it's that bizarre. For some reason (my personal theory: weather cycles affecting food supply and hence population) there have been numerous waves of hairy-arsed horse-riding nomads bounding off the steppes from time to time. There's Alans, Avars, Tartars, Scythians, Huns, Sarmatians, Magyars. Occasionally the invasion would come from a different direction - Galatians, Romans, Australians.
The Ottomans were just the last wave that managed to hold onto the region, at least till now.
Where do
Timeline is off (Score:2, Interesting)
Noah came to a landing on a mountain in Turkey; then the languages spread out from there. So the 8k years is slightly off.
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Or they were using Babelfishes. Seems logical, if you think about it.
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...from the frequent 'discovery' of Atlantis. Finding the birthplace of the IE languages has gone out of style.
On the basis of dialect geography I would put it in the Balkans or lower Danube. There's a curious fact about languages, namely that there's a bigger pile-up of dialects in the homeland than on the frontiers. E.g., compare the variety of Midland dialects in the UK vs. the (relative) homogeneity in the USA, Canada, or Oz.
So given what we know about the locations of the various IE languages, and what we know about migrations, Danube/Balkans makes a lot of sense. Illyrian, Thracian, Greek, Macedonian, Albanian, Dacian, Paionian, all right there. Two families of Italic languages thought to be intrusive from that region, whether across the water or around by land. Armenian thought to have migrated from that region. Anatolian languages easily placed by short migration across the Bosporus, Celtic by a migration up the Danube.
The big problem is Indo-Iranian, but it's a big problem for *any* homeland hypothesis: it stretched from Iran and India, around the eastern side of the Caspian Sea, and across the steppes to eastern Europe. These people were mobile. But easier to explain, IMO, by anchoring everything where we have the known pile-up of dialects and let Indo-Iranian, Tocharian, and Celtic be the expansive frontiers. Fits what we know about how languages spread perfectly.
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Substrate toponymy makes it clear that the Indo-European languages are not native to that area.
Is there anyplace where that isn't true?
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Yes, but can you say "substrate toponymy" five times real fast?
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Yes, but can you say "substrate toponymy" five times real fast?
Sure, so long as I don't have to say it in Indo-European.
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Yes, but can you say "substrate toponymy" five times real fast?
I can't say it *once* real fast.
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I just googled "substrate toponymy" and this post was the third result. The rest of the results made little sense. Can you explain what you mean there?
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I just googled "substrate toponymy" and this post was the third result. The rest of the results made little sense. Can you explain what you mean there?
It means place names (rivers, mountains, etc.) left over from an earlier language in the area (substrate). E.g., in the USA very many place names are of Native American or Spanish origin rather than English, hinting strongly that people who spoke a different language lived here before the English speakers came along.
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Atlantis is a geologically absurd myth (or maybe a flying city [hulu.com]), whereas linguists do agree that proto-Indo-European existed at some point. And the various efforts to pin down its origin seem to be pretty scientific, even if they do produce conflicting results.
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And the various efforts to pin down its origin seem to be pretty scientific
Except for the venerable old tradition of discovering that - surprise! - it arose in the researcher's own country.
I haven't seen the Science article, but you can read the abstract at http://www.sciencemag.org/content/337/6097/957 [sciencemag.org]
They apparently built a phlyogenetic tree, which isn't too terribly different from mainstream views (which vary considerably to begin with). They also used what they call "phylogeographic" techniques, which apparently is something like what is done to trace the origin and dispersion of haplotypes.
Sounds like a good approach in principle, but from what the map at the NYT article implies about the origin and spread of the Indo-Iranian sub-family, is almost certainly wrong. AFAIK the only hint that any IE language was ever spoken west of Iran and south of the Black Sea is the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Aryan_superstrate_in_Mitanni [wikipedia.org], which is thought to be an intrusion of IE words into upper-class terminology, not an actual language spoken in the area. (Though, as indicated by the Wikipedia article, there's an oddity in that the vocabulary seems to be more closely related to the Indic than to the geographically much nearer Iranian branch of Indo-Iranian.)
Of course, like FTL neutrinos and solar-driven variations in radioactive decay rates, if this "almost certainly wrong" analysis turns out to be correct, it will make things interesting for the field.
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AFAIK the only hint that any IE language was ever spoken west of Iran and south of the Black Sea
Uhm... I forgot that little Hittite thingy. Should have said "any Indo-Iranian language".
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. I haven't seen the Science article, but you can read the abstract at http://www.sciencemag.org/content/337/6097/957 [sciencemag.org] [sciencemag.org] They apparently built a phlyogenetic tree, which isn't too terribly different from mainstream views (which vary considerably to begin with). They also used what they call "phylogeographic" techniques, which apparently is something like what is done to trace the origin and dispersion of haplotypes.
I have the paper article here, and it seems the used some basic vocabulary terms to act as a kind of "DNA" to identify each language. Then they tracked changes to the "DNA" over time (gain and loss of cognates), apparently like you would do if you were tracing a virus outbreak. That had all been done before, but I think here is the new thing they did (I'll quote it from the paper):
We combined phylogenetic inference with a relaxed random walk model of continuous spatial diffusion along the branches of an unknown, yet estimable, phylogeny and the most probably geographic ranges at the root and internal nodes. This phylogeographic approach treats language location as a continuous vector (longitude and latitude) that evolves through time along the branches of a tree and seeks to infer ancestral locations at internal nodes on the tree while simultaneously accounting for uncertainty in the tree).
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Thanks.
It may (or may not) be worth observing that if your tree gives the Anatolian fork at the root - an almost universally accepted idea - then the method described in the paragraph you quoted would, ISTM, tend to stick the geographical origin in Anatolia.
Frankly, I find the "wave" model much more compelling than the "tree" model. Languages are never 'atomic' in the way that a tree applies. You can't trace all the modern English dialects/sociolects back to some ideal "One True English". There were dial
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It may (or may not) be worth observing that if your tree gives the Anatolian fork at the root - an almost universally accepted idea - then the method described in the paragraph you quoted would, ISTM, tend to stick the geographical origin in Anatolia.
They mentioned that in the paper. I shall reproduce the salient part here, for your perusal:
As the earliest representatives of the main Indo-European lineages, our 20 ancient languages might provide more reliable location information. Conversely, the position of the ancient languages in the tree, particularly the three Anatolian varieties, might have unduly biased our results in favor of an Anatolian origin. We investigated both possibilities by repeating the above analyses separately on only the ancient languages and only the contemporary languages (which ex-cludes Anatolian). Consistent with the analysis of the full data set, both analyses still supported an Anatolian origin.
Flood legends in Indo-European scriptures. (Score:4, Interesting)
But the folk memory of the flooding of the ending of the ice age recorded in Indo-European languages is very dramatic. It is sudden. It is by an angry God displeased by the sinfulness of mankind, and only one person was spared. It is the story of First Avatar of Vishnu in Hindu scriptures. Lord Vishnu takes the avatar of a fish and saves one man, Manu, from the impending global flood that kills all. The well known Noah's story is common to Islam, Christianity and Judaism. Mesapotamian flood legend is similar too.
The conjecture is that, during the ice age, the Mediterranean sea was lower, and the straits of Bhosporus was actually an isthmus connecting Asia Minor with Europe. As the sea levels rose, the Med over-topped the isthmus and flooded into the Black Sea, which was a fresh water lake at that time. The southern and the eastern shores of the lake had gradual slope and was populated by agricultural settlements. As the lake level started rising relentlessly the few who took to the boats survived. Those who could not bear to leave their beloved agricultural fields and homes were left stranded and were drowned. The folk memory of the survivors morphed into the Noah's and other flood legends.
I wonder how the flood and the rising of the sea levels is remembered in the northern branches of the Indo-European family.
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But the folk memory of the flooding of the ending of the ice age recorded in Indo-European languages is very dramatic. It is sudden. It is by an angry God displeased by the sinfulness of mankind, and only one person was spared.
That particular story comes from Semitic-speaking cultures, and was introduced into the IE-speaking cultures by contact (for the early Greek story), or by religious conversion (for everyone else).
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It could have been numerous floods taking out various civilisations down the years, I mean when an ice age warms up, flooding happens, and civilisations do tend to congregate in coastal areas.
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Why? It seems perfectly plausible to me that different flood legends might trace back to different actual floods.
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Why? It seems perfectly plausible to me that different flood legends might trace back to different actual floods.
Indeed, and there are many known examples of floodings. There are known sites of cities around Europe, and indeed other parts of the world, that have become flooded by the sea for various reasons at different times, like rising global seas levels, delta marshland where people built slowly sinking, isostatic rebound, earthquakes, etc. The dodder bank was once an island in the North Sea that just eventually washed away thousands of years ago, because it was basically a big pile of mud and gravel, likely a mas
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The Hindu and the mesapotamian flood legends are older than the Old Testament
Yes, the Noah story is certainly derived from an older Mesopotamian tradition. It may have come from Sumerian rather than Semitic tradition, contrary to what I posted earlier.
They must all have a common ancestor.
Possibly, but not necessarily.
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The Noah flood story probably has basis in a real event, but was first written down not in a Semitic language at all, but Sumerian:
There was a flash flood on the Euphrates in about 3000 BCE that overflowed the levees the residents of Shuruppak had built to deal with that problem, and it completely wrecked much of the city (which was a fairly major trading hub). The local leader had the quick wits to put his family and anything else useful he could find onto some trading barges that happened to be there that
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The Noah flood story probably has basis in a real event, but was first written down not in a Semitic language at all, but Sumerian:
Why assume that a myth has a basis in fact?
You could just as easily say that the story started when a kid saw a bird on a piece of driftwood in a pond. Such speculations are utterly beyond the realm of evidence.
Thor was a Norse carpenter who didn't have enough sense to come in out of the rain. Adam was a Babylonian gardener who got fired for picking his boss's fruit without permission. Cthulhu was an octopus.
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Why assume that a myth has a basis in fact?
It doesn't take much assumption to relate the facts I just laid out to the myth of Noah:
1. There's archaeological evidence of a real flood at about that time.
2. There's clay tablets in Ur and other Sumerian sites with the same basic story that seems more closely matching plausible fact.
3. There's loads of evidence that Genesis was written during the Babylonian captivity, which means the Hebrew writers were around people who were thoroughly familiar with the story.
Combine that with the common human traits of
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This theory is well supported by the geologic record, as detailed in "Noah's Flood" by William Ryan and Walter Pitman. Also here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sea_deluge_hypothesis [wikipedia.org]
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That's a plausible explanation for why a bunch of people may have scattered, but where are all the fossilized phonemes?
Presumably you're wise-cracking, but historical linguists do speak of "fossil" forms, everything from phonemes to grammar to complete sentences.
An example for phonemes: way back before the historical period Latin had its stress on the first syllable, like a Germanic language. One evidence for that is that is that, like English, the initial stress sometimes resulted in neutralizing the sound of vowels in following syllables. For Latin, that was represented orthographically by changing the vowel to 'i', e.g
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If those scientists could prove that Finno-Ugric languages don't have extra-terrestrial origin I would be glad.
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It's really not that complicated, and doesn't require space aliens: There was a culture speaking Finno-Ugric languages that started in the Volga River valley and got as far as Finland to the north, Turkey to the south, and much of Russia in between. However, they were dominated in many places by Indo-European speakers, which is why the Indo-European Slavic and Baltic languages split the Finno-Ugric speaking area into smaller pieces. However, one of the reasons Russian and Ukrainian sound different from, say, German, is that they would have picked up some words and concepts from the Finno-Ugric speakers who were in the area (official term for this is "language substrate").
And yes, they're structured completely differently from Indo-European languages, which is why they're part of a different language family. Expecting any similarity at all makes about as much sense as expecting similarities between English and Chinese (other than words specifically borrowed from the other language).
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Thanks for the correction - I've just read a bit about this stuff (mostly J.P. Mallory, which is really hard slog), not actually studied it for decades like an actual scholar.
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Good point. Hungarian sounds much like the invaders' language in Tim Burton's Mars Attacks to me.
In one of Tom Clancy's books Jack Ryan makes a similar observation about Hungarian, that it sounds like Martian.
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These methods had problems in biology. (Score:2)
Pretty pretty BS graph (Score:3, Interesting)
Are there no other slashdotters in linguistics? Or is everybody giving up on
The Blurb Mis-states the research (Score:2)
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But it could be aliens.
That would explain why they speak English in all the films
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But it could be aliens.
That would explain why they speak English in all the films
I was amused (or annoyed) to see the bobot in Prometheus studying the IE languages in preparation for meeting the aliens who created us. But that was about 30th down on the ridiculosity list.
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Where was the first post, 'tho?
I think it came out of someone's ...
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> Phoenician
> Scythian
> UK
Suuure. And we never landed on the moon, and the world is controlled by the Illuminati, who are really trans-dimensional lizard people.
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Phoenicia was roughly where Lebanon is now, and Scythia is more like Ukraine/Kazakhstan. How do you get the United Kingdom?
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Does the Queen's genealogy even date to 3,000 years ago? Weren't her ancestors German at that time?
Re:So it's Turkey (Score:4, Funny)
Turks hate Arabs because they think they're not Arabs - they think they're better than the Arabs.
Arabs hate the Turks because they think they're not Arabs and, though they'd never admit it, the Arabs think the Turks are better than them.
They both hate the Iranians.
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Turks hate Arabs because they think they're not Arabs - they think they're better than the Arabs.
Arabs hate the Turks because they think they're not Arabs and, though they'd never admit it, the Arabs think the Turks are better than them.
They both hate the Iranians.
It's jealousy - the Iranians got more brains than the two combined
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Apologies, I missed someone out.
Even the Kurds don't like the Kurds!
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That would be, if memory serves, 1453.
I doubt it was particularly civilized then. Heck, most civilized countries weren't civilized at that point in time.
Maybe back when it was called Cappuccino, or Galaxia (where Saint Paul used to send episodes to).
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No, Babel was in the Land Of The Two Rivers (aka, Sumer, or later Babylonia). That is a Semitic myth, not Indo-European.
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"This quest for the origins of the Indo-Europeans has all the fascination of an electric light in the open air on a summer night: it tends to attract every species of scholar or would-be savant who can take pen to hand. ... It is no easy task to get one's bearings in a problem where most of the proposed solutions show a remarkable ability to be dismembered and securely entombed in one generation only to rise again to haunt later scholars. One does not ask 'where is the Indo-European homeland?' but rather 'where do they put it _now_?'"
IIRC, Mallory wrote his In Search of the Indo-Europeans specifically to refute Renfrew's then-new hypothesis that the IE languages arose where this new study puts it.
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For quite some wile we see these studies which depict turkey as the ancient cradle of everything. The Turkish state sponsors this kind of research.
That sort of thing is a very common concomitant of nationalism, and exists or has existed in lots of countries.
People like to think that their ancestors spoke the original language and invented writing, sliced bread, etc. There are many examples on Wikipedia, though I don't know of a centralised "List of" page to help you find it.
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They never endured long and lasting conquests. The horsemen tribes which ruled there (Huns, Magyars, Mongols, Tatars) did so only for a short time and never managed to establish lasting kingdoms there. The Migration Period which caused many tribes to move west was stopped for more than 500 years at the Roman Limes (if we count the wandering Cimberians and Teutons in 101 BC as the first tribes of the Migration), and when it finally gave way in the 4th and 5th century, mainly german tribes settled in the form